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Notes on how to DOMINATE a room.

>1. Make your audience sit below you
>2. Hand on hip
>3. Force your bulging groin out (seriously look at that thing)
>2. Make sure to stand just above dick sucking height for maximal tease

>> No.12447564
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How to REALLY mog your audience into submission:

1. Hold all presentations next to the toilets.
2. Chew on Big Macs between every heaving breath.

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>>12447564
What a bunch of slouching disgusting humans.

>> No.12447585

>>12447564
Now THIS is how it’s done

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>>12447540
>Thanks based advisor to the Bong conservative party

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>>12447729
0/10 groins. Check THIS out