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>he is nearly 30

>he doesn’t have headhunters and recruiters calling him every week

>he doesn’t have women come up to talk to him at the bar/nightclub

He works some dead end job and the only thing preventing him offing himself is some ponzi internet beanie babies he is collecting

>> No.12440076

>>12440068
Cringe and boomerpilled

>> No.12440080

>he eats raw fish

>> No.12440102

>>12440068
Enjoy your tapeworm

>> No.12440104

>>12440080

>he doesn’t

>> No.12440109
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12440109

I'm 33

I got dozens of offers (PhD in math and coding experience)

I'm not Chad, which fucking man gets approach by girls IRL.
But I do have a 21yo fuck buddy

I make enough to put 1.2k in crypto each month, so my biggest worry for the future is my shitty diet

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>>12440068
Are you writing an autobiography there OP?

>> No.12440116

>>12440068
thank you for describing my life

>> No.12440118

>>12440080
Sushi is good.

>> No.12440137
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12440137

>>12440068
That is some shit tier sushi. 0/10 would not eat.

>> No.12440136

>>12440068
>he is nearly 30
>he still cares about social proof
>he isn't retired from the crypto bull run doing whatever he wants all day
>he has to dress up like a trained monkey every day and live someone else's life, but that's okay because he never had a personality to begin with
>it's ok though because used up bar whores and gay middle aged linkedin stalkers give him attention

>> No.12440145

>>12440102

Do you also eat your steaks well done you plebian

>> No.12440147

>>12440136
Kekked and Rekt

>> No.12440154
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12440154

>>12440137

Those are sauce glazes you pleb.

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12440168

>ponzi internet beanie babies

>> No.12440184

>>12440068
you won the rat race but the white race is still losing the war. you'll make money and live in a mansion and your daughters will all be married to black dudes.

>> No.12440192

>>12440068

>nearly 30

That's where you're wrong bucko
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.12440207

>>12440154
obviously some pleb American sushi, that has to be layered in shit for their pallets.

>> No.12440221

>>12440207
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/the-fishing-is-prime-at-sushi-nakazawa-in-dc/2018/06/14/98c22cd0-6f35-11e8-afd5-778aca903bbe_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.47472c46a84d
It’s jiro’s Apprentice

You tasteless pleb

>> No.12440238

>>12440137

Lol rekt. OP is describing himself, otherwise he would have enough money for actual sushi.

>> No.12440239

>>12440068
>>he doesn’t have headhunters and recruiters calling him every week

>>he doesn’t have women come up to talk to him at the bar/nightclub

I run my own successful business.
Why would I want all that shit?
You want desperate girls with personality problems bugging you at the bar/nightclub?
On second thought, why the fuck are you going to bars and nightclubs? That shit is lame as fuck.

>> No.12440241

>>12440068
>>12440154
>wastes time taking photos of food

>> No.12440260
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12440260

>>12440238

>Implying

>> No.12440263

>>12440068
Link isn't a ponzi internet beanie baby you piece of shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Apologize to Sergey right fucking now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12440277

>>12440137
>>12440068
>>12440154

>Rice falling apart
>Drinking water with sushi
>No onions sauce or wasabi to be seen
>Subpar cuts and fish colours
>No aesthetic over a plastic plate

Ayyy

>> No.12440284

>>12440260

What went wrong in your childhood that you feel the need to post delicious food on an anonymous imageboard for e-credibility that lasts until the thread slides into oblivion? Who neglected you?

>> No.12440299
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12440299

>>12440277

Didn’t think this sub could get more plebian, but you guys always manage to surprise me

>> No.12440336
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12440336

>>12440284

Because why not?

>> No.12440377

>>12440336

Seems like a weird use of time for someone who is happy, fulfilled and wealthy. I'm not wealthy, but I'm too tired to study right now so I'm cruising /biz/ for shits and giggles. 10/10 trolling so far my man. I too hope to make it one day.

>people literally getting angry over how dead fish was sliced

>> No.12440383
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12440383

I bet no one here has ever tasted $200/can cavier

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12440388

>>12440260
>>12440299
>>12440336
>anons look I eat the meme fish
>you wish you were chad like me
Ok.

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12440408

>>12440068
>nearly 30
>still haves to wagecuck
Why didn’t you get into eth and btc early like we told you to do.

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12440413

>>12440377

It’s just like how I troll k with my scar and /o with my Porsche.

There is something that makes having nice things feel better knowing other people can’t have them

>> No.12440459

>>12440299
>sub
you need to go back

>> No.12440471

>>12440383
>200 a can
Pleb

>> No.12440473

>>12440459
He won't, they'll never go back.

>> No.12440475

>>12440413

I don't begrudge you your wealth and I too enjoy watching people get angry over stuff they could easily obtain if they didn't do retarded things all the time, every day.

My favorite behaviors from people who literally never have money to buy nice things
>go drinking in bars 3 evenings every week
>buy the latest game consoles and games
>waste all their time watching Netflix
>get involved with women who drain their wallets and then leave
>buy useless shitcoins based on hype

>> No.12440488

>>12440068
>he doesn’t have headhunters and recruiters calling him every week
i think i would if i made a linkedin profile. should probably do it before i've been neet too long and need another job.

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12440494

>>12440068
>projecting this hard

>> No.12440500

how do I tell a patrician sushi?

>> No.12440515

>>12440068
> He has people constantly harassing him
> other people making him feel good or bad

Not
Going
To
Make
It

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>>12440260

Looks like crap tbqh senpai.

>> No.12440530

>tfw have to eat oatmeal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner just to afford LINK

>> No.12440660

>>12440522

>tuna
>not even blue fin
>not even fatty

Absolutely disgusting

>> No.12440667

>>12440118
Sushi is fine.

>> No.12440683
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12440683

>>12440500

When it melts in your mouth and you don’t even have to chew

>> No.12440721

>>12440683
what fish is the best?

>> No.12440727

>>12440683
so what do you do as a career anon?

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>>12440154

>> No.12440920

>>12440683
fuck sea urchin lmao

>> No.12440938

>>12440068
Cheap sushi. I know it because I spend more on sushi in a normal work week than you spend on rent.

>> No.12440956

>>12440068
>Depending in recruiters
Cucked and redpilled

>> No.12440976
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12440976

>thinking eating sushi makes you chad or something

>> No.12440983

>>12440721

Fatty Bluefin tuna
California sea urchin

>> No.12441001
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12441001

>>12440727

Private equity

>> No.12441013

>>12440109
>not married with two kids by 30

>>12440118
>>12440667
Just not that photo of sushi, look at those tiny cuts. Nigiri is two bites.

>> No.12441024
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12441024

>>12440938

And I spend more on a flight than your yearly meal expense

>> No.12441056

>>12440068
>He works some dead end job and the only thing preventing him offing himself is some ponzi internet beanie babies he is collecting
I wish t. unemployed linklet

>> No.12441063

>>12440408
a few years ago this board was all stock market shills and faggots pushing scams and drop-ship bullshit. Maybe a few crypto posts here and there, but no huge early warning. Not like it is now...

>> No.12441079

>>12441024
>>12441001
>he travels business
fuck off pleb. you're literally just in the same league as top tier wagies (doctors, lawyers, surgeons etc.).

>> No.12441094

>>12441001
I assume you're at a BB? you an associate, VP, ED, or MD?

>> No.12441106

>>12441094

AVP

>> No.12441122

>>12440068
>he is nearly 30
Yes
>he doesn’t have headhunters and recruiters calling him every week
Not weekly but it happens
>he doesn’t have women come up to talk to him at the bar/nightclub
They do but it's because I'm a pretty obvious fag

I'm pretty happy

>> No.12441126

>>12441024
Hahahaha no you dont. What is that, British airways business class? You honestly think so?

>> No.12441133

>>12440154
>eat 'sushi' with sauce on it
>calls others plebs

>> No.12441137

>>12440068
>he doesn't have any friends so he gets social interaction from bait threads on 4chan

>> No.12441249
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12441249

>>12441133

Are you done with your stupid rant?

>> No.12441265

>>12441137

Working 70 hours a week does that to you. On the other hand I should be able to retire when I am 40

>> No.12441328

>>12441106
do you have any postgrad education or were you hired right out of undergrad? Target or not? Did you job-hop or stay at the same company? Any tips on quickly moving up the ranks?

>> No.12441390

>>12441328

No MBA, CFA though, went to a hedge fund post undergrad, changed to PE after 3 years once I realized HF was dead as a business

>> No.12441418

>>12441328

Not target school, but in the top 25 in the us

>> No.12441603

>>12440336
Okay so it was your father. Got it.

>> No.12441707

not eating unagi, I am disappoint

>> No.12441765

>>12440068
>he has to leave the house to meet women
>he thinks eating expensive food proves he's rich
>he thinks getting job offers with the advent of the internet is hard or an accomplishment

Never gonna make it

>> No.12441792

>>12440102
Sushi grade fish is frozen for at least 24 hours you fucking moron. Tapeworm doesnt survive.

>> No.12441843
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12441843

>$1,800 passive income monthly
>$1.2 Million networth

I'm 29 years old and I'm already better than most people my age. But the catch is I have no friends or any interesting experiences.

>> No.12441849

>>12441390
I assume it's dead due to the ever-increasing efficiency of the markets? Which stocks are you in on for the long term, or due you just stick with index funds?

>> No.12441858

>>12441843
make some :)

>> No.12441862

>>12440068
Actually I'm 32

>> No.12441881

>>12441843
how did you do it?

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12441932

>yfw older than 25

>> No.12441956
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>>12441881

Passive income comes from the rental income I get plus the mutual funds that I invested in, the capital I used for the mutual funds come from my own hard-earned salary these past 5 years.

I acquired my property first with my parents helping me with the down-payment. My mortgage is paid by my tenant and thankfully I have profit after all costs are paid, so I know for sure that I have an asset.

About 90% of my net worth comes from that property. I plan on selling it in 2 years time, then using all that capital to reinvest into an income generating portfolio-- that will make me roughly $10,000 per month income.

Still not happy though, since I have no life and have no friends.

>> No.12441966

>>12441956
do your mutual funds track the market or specific sectors?

>> No.12442000

>>12440068
you remind me of a friend of mine who is quickly becoming not my friend because he thinks spending money like this and showing it off is cool. he’s not actually successful like some of us in our group but he’s a middle manager with nothing else to blow money on and has become an insufferable prick like you must be.

this is a very sad thread, even sadder than the kid starving in his family home. i feel sorry for you and i know your type is too self involved to see it.

>> No.12442014

>>12441966

My mutual funds track the S&P 500, with 10% return and a 1.5% fee, however I suspect the monthly distribution is often derived from capital.

>> No.12442025

>>12442014
10% return on tracking the S&P? Which fund is this?
you worried at all about the "overdue" recession?

>> No.12442028

>>12441849

There is no market efficiency to be had in the short term as big data makes fundamental research absolete, and long term arbitrage can’t be had in a HF format, it can exist in PE due to the long term holding period.

I own Berkshire and some tech, Buffett is the best non tech manager investing in things hard to disrupt, then the tech firms are doing the disrupting. No need to own the stuff in the middle

>> No.12442052

>>12440068
Threads like this always come from a place of insecurity. What part of your life is making you so unhappy?

>> No.12442054

>>12440068
this is not good sushi man, wherever you are is like a shitty restaurant disguised as good.

>> No.12442062

>>12442025

I bought Allianz Income and Growth fund, I also have JP Morgan China Income. So, all together along with my rental income, the yield is around 10%.

>> No.12442082

>>12442000
>you remind me of a friend of mine who is quickly becoming not my friend because he thinks spending money like this and showing it off is cool.

Money is just a tool to trade goods and services, its just a thing that some people like to accumulate and show. It's the same as people who like to accumulate 'experiences' and show it off.

>> No.12442134

>>12442028
which tech? I feel like every few months there's a new "next big thing" biotech company. How much has your PE experience helped you learn to separate the wheat from the chaff? I'm interested in finance but I feel like my skill set and upbringing (smart but antisocial, you know how it is) has relegated me to the quant side. Any tips for me or your past self?

>> No.12442166

jokes on you i lost my job

>> No.12442199

>>12441024
P solid bait

>> No.12442212

>>12441956
You own a million dollar home your parents dropped in your lap and you’re bragging on an Internet forum? P funny desu.

>> No.12442225

I've had the being harassed on linkedin by recruiters, leading teams, running projects, money thrown at me, offered whatever travel I want for work, dripping in loose women, and guess what...all that superficial shit pales in comparison to just having a secure job, a loving family and kids

>> No.12442236

>>12440068

>he is nearly 30
yes
>he doesn’t have headhunters and recruiters calling him every week
yes

>he doesn’t have women come up to talk to him at the bar/nightclub
have a loving relationship so i dont really care about this

>> No.12442239

>>12442212

I'm not bragging about it, i'm just stating the facts. You think I'm bragging because you covet the things that I have.

To me it feels totally normal because I know of nothing else. I discover that because of this I have an advantage in life, so I utilized these advantages to be better than others-- many others have more than I do and they are shameless in using it to its full benefit.

>> No.12442243

>>12442225
which skillset and career?

>> No.12442266

>>12442239
>I covet houses and boomer parents handicapping me by spoon feeding me
Project harder retard. Kek.

>> No.12442282

>>12442243
Enterprise Architect, mostly in big financial institutions. Came through the infrastructure stream, storage, big data center networks, site reliability engineering type work, now moving into big data

>> No.12442286

>>12442266

Thats good then. You obviously have something that makes you better than others, so you should keep doing that; but I don't see the point it trying to drag down others on the internet.

>> No.12442473

>>12441843
Don't worry, I did the travel in my 20s thing, and I came out of it with no friends also.
It's Hard to give people good motivation to cooperate and get along with you.

>> No.12442630

>>12440068
He doesnt use wasabi

>> No.12442746

>>12442473
>Don't worry

>It's Hard to give people good motivation to cooperate and get along with you.
welp. i think he should worry then.

>> No.12442759

>>12441013
why would anyone want to be married with 2 kids by 30?

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>>12440068
>having to post on a qatarian hog-wrestling forum to feel validated

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12442793

>>12440068
>that droopy sweaty clearly old fish
>no ginger or wasabi
>served with a side of mayo or tartar sauce and a glass of water

WOOOOW bro youre so rich and successful! What's Kentucky like?

lmfao

>> No.12442814

>>12442746
>welp. i think he should worry then.

Not worried. I have long accepted that people are shit and unless they're faced with immediate death or a big wad of cash they're unlikely to do much else.

That is why I became a recluse whose sole motivation is finding ways of making passive income. If people wont listen to me, i'll let my money do the talking.

>> No.12442840

>>12440068
Damn dude sushi? And you went for the salmon?

Living the high life that must have cost at LEAST 20 bucks

>> No.12442897

>>12440109
Where do you put your pennies brah

>> No.12442978

>>12442286
You're a good guy imo. Stay healthy & learn that happiness comes from yourself. It's a bit overrated, but it's better than displeasure.

>> No.12442989

>>12442630
>his sushi needs anything done to it other than placing it in your mouth.
Baka

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12443192

Came here to say your sushi looks like dog shit.
Bet you got it from a gas station OP.
Get fucked you pleb homosexual.

>> No.12443219

>>12442840

Can’t tell the difference between salmon and blue fin tuna, so this is what poverty looks like

>> No.12443232

>>12442793

>ginger
>wasabi

Stop, your poverty is showing

>> No.12443277

>>12443192

You seem awfully defensive and mad at a plate of gas station sushi then

>> No.12443333

>>12440109
>I do have a 21yo fuck buddy
is it Larry?
I'll bet it's Larry

>> No.12443342

>aspiring to be a wagecuck
NPC’s need to fuck off

>> No.12443348

>>12440080
See>>12440076

>> No.12443376

>>12443277
Watch this video.
Your life will be changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf-M_DpXDwA

>> No.12443485

>>12442814
how did you learn?

>> No.12443650

>be 18 yo scrawny nerd with no money
>women don’t even acknowledge my existence
>join the military
>go full hermit mode, keep my head down and just save money, buy a property
>get out
>go to school on GI bill, keep my work out habits from the military. Hermit mode for ANOTHER 5 years
>finally graduate, get a job. Have a couple condo’s I rent out and a decent stock portfolio
>go out to a bar with a coworker
>post-wall roasties smell me as soon as I step through the door
>one literally tries to corner me in the bathroom

It’s real, it’s all real.