/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12438395]

>decide to get married
>start bleeding money just planning a simple wedding
DON'T FALL FOR THE WIFE MEME JUST PLAY WITH YOUR DING DONG BAD INVESTMENT BAD INVESTMENT BAD INVESTMENT NO RETURNS

[Anonymous No.12438400]

>>12438395
b-but imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12438408]

>>12438395
Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.12438426]

Haha what a cuck

[Anonymous No.12438437]

>>12438395
You can still get out.

[Anonymous No.12438447]

>b-but op it's just going to be a s-small gathering with my friends and family

WRONG

>HER DRESS
>YOUR SUIT
>HER HAIR
>HER MAKEUP
>FOOD FOR EVERYONE
>DRINKS FOR EVERYONE
>VENUE
>PHOTOGRAPHER
>VIDEOGRAPHER
>MASTER OF CEREMONIES
>LAWYER
>TABLES
>TABLECLOTH
>CENTER PIECES


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


>>12438437

no i love my gf and i want to marry her but i don't want a wedding AHHH

[Anonymous No.12438454]

>he hasn’t even factored in the down payment on a house, a mortgage, two children, inflation, healthcare for the family, higher standard of living (since wife’s always want the best), private schooling for your children if you don’t want them to be complete retards, college for both of them, car payments, high quality food, and family emergencies

Good luck op.

[Anonymous No.12438464]

>>12438454
Literally millions of dollars, earth is fucked

[Anonymous No.12438471]

>>12438447
>wants to get married to someone who can ruin his life after he signs the marriage contract

holy fuck you're stupid. anyone getting other than a ceremonial marriage deserves to get fucked

[Anonymous No.12438488]

The cost of my wedding was 90k lmao, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.12438497]

>>12438395
>this time it's different
You're like a $20k BTC buyer but with marriage

[Anonymous No.12438709]

>>12438395
Never marry anyone that wants more then a court date to sign the papers and a potluck style reception hosted by whichever relative has the largest house.

[Anonymous No.12438727]

How many anons need to get burned til we stop falling for the vaginal Jew?

[Sergey No.12438738]

>>12438395
My wife's family paid for the wedding.
Yeah... I'm such a boss.

[Anonymous No.12438747]

I CANT SELL TABLECLOTHS AFTER BUYING ITS ALL A NET LOSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12438773]

>>12438447
You are a weak beta male and a cuckold. You deserve everything you accept.

[Anonymous No.12439199]

>>12438727
All of them.

[Anonymous No.12439401]

>>12438395
Budget: the tax returns of your first year after the marriage.

It was fine for me and my wife. Good luck, if your wife wants to have a 100k - wedding pal, you will need it.

[Anonymous No.12439434]

>>12438395
>>decide to get married

[Anonymous No.12439517]

>>12438447
half of these things you dont even need and can get fairly cheap
its your own fault for being a luxurious faggot
>MASTER OF CEREMONIES
>LAWYER
this doesnt even make any fucking sense, wth is a lawyer for a wedding?

[Anonymous No.12439629]

>>12438709
I'd cut this down to the first 3 words. It will only set you up for legalized robbery.

[Anonymous No.12439630]

>>12438395
>tfw turning 20 soon and my parents keep wanting me to get a gf and subsequently give them grandchildren

I really just want to say fuck it and unironically become MGTOW. If the girls at my university are any indicator for the female population, I want absolutely nothing to do with those skanky degenerates. I don't want to be a beta-provider for them when they're all finished "exploring themselves" and want to settle down. The few girls I've dated thus far have very little good going for them and are EXPENSIVE to please. Any happy family anons want to convince me otherwise?

[Anonymous No.12439672]

>>12438408

Kek this pic is accurate. Gf thinks I’m looking at other girls instagrams when I’m just browsing biz the whole time

[Anonymous No.12439690]

>>12438395

Just put it on the goycard

[Anonymous No.12439695]

>>12438395
Getting married and having kids is the only thing that keeps you from kys after the age of 30. A wife and kids will also help you cope when your parents die. The incels ITT are just coping.

[Anonymous No.12439699]

>>12439630
it's fine to be single in college. and yes it's full of dumb sluts. they will never make it in the real world. if you make it, then you will work with high quality girls hopefully. if you don't make it then yeah you're just a cuck desu

[Anonymous No.12439706]

>>12438709

She can still divorce you and turn you into an indentured servant for life if she so pleases

[Anonymous No.12439711]

>>12439699
your parents become you biggest burden after 30
and if you don't have the money wife and kids will be the biggest annoyance in the universe

[Anonymous No.12439712]

>Getting married

AHEM
*tink tink tink*
Gents, if I may interject for but a brief moment. Women love weddings because it allows them to show off wealth in a particularly extravagant way. Women, being the most vain creatures on God's earth, are interested in appearances above all else. All women are like that (AWALT). They are only interested in what you can provide for them. Men, as women see them, are just walking utilities necessary to provide her the comfort she believes she is entitled to. There is no reason to interact with the modern woman beyond fucking them. They are manipulative, shallow, and overall useless. None of the classically feminine things we know of women are present in the modern woman. Snakes, leeches, holes, roasties - This defines the modern woman

As always
Fuck cunts
Fuck Jannies
Chase checks

*tips cocktail*

[Anonymous No.12439724]

>>12439712
also tihs

[Anonymous No.12439776]

>>12439712
based

[Anonymous No.12439786]

>>12439712

[Anonymous No.12439795]

>>12439712
fucking based

[Anonymous No.12439807]

>>12439712
he cute

[Anonymous No.12439848]

>>12439712

[Anonymous No.12439894]

>>12439712

[Anonymous No.12439907]

>>12438395
>>12438447
Bride and her family are supposed to pay for the wedding and reception. Groom pays for rehearsal dinner and honeymoon.

>t just got married

[Anonymous No.12439930]

>>12439695
Maybe true if you're an average middle class poorfag. If you make it you can get on HRT and live like a playboy for as long as you like.

[Anonymous No.12439934]

>>12438454
>buying a house
>only two children
>not marrying a budget-conscious woman
>not homeschooling
>paying for your kids' college

Could you be any more of a boomer?

[Anonymous No.12439936]

>>12439907

what if the bride is foreign and her family doesn't understand american custom

[Anonymous No.12439942]

>>12438395
OP, have you and your gf attended any pre-marriage counseling?

If so, more than the "let's sit down and talk for a couple of hours" type?

It can cost several hundred dollars, but could save several hundred thousand for both you and her. On top of that, there's the potential mental stress and associated side effects that can lower it.

Worth it to have an outside look by a person or two who have helped out hundreds of other couples.

Last wedding I went to cost north of $100,000 for everything (not to mention the cost for the attendees to travel there and the gift registry). The marriage lasted less than 18 months.

[Anonymous No.12439963]

>>12438454
>he hasn’t factored in HER college, cc, car debt
Never ever gonna make it for many generations ahead OP

[Anonymous No.12439980]

>>12439936

vegas wedding

[Anonymous No.12440056]

>>12439712
based

[Anonymous No.12440404]

>>12439936
Hm, then that's something you'll need to either work with your fiancée on or get help from your own family

[Anonymous No.12440410]

>>12438447
How do you forget about flowers, dumb anon

[Anonymous No.12440447]

>>12439712
Well, he's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.12440479]

OP speaks truth..

If u must..get your woman a ring, then just stay engaged forever..

[Anonymous No.12440921]

>>12439907

not under roasto-socialism

[Anonymous No.12440931]

>>12439712

absolute fucking legend

[Anonymous No.12441046]

>>12438454
Its not fair. Niggers and 3rd worlders can just shit out babies without a care in the world while civilized people need to plan ahead and strategize for the simplest things

[Anonymous No.12441119]

>be unhappy with relationship
>tell gf that i want to break up
>"no"
guys what the fuck do i do. i announced to her that i was breaking up with her and she fucking said no. i was so dumbfounded at the absurdity that i didn't even know what to say so i dropped it.
i brought it up again later only for her to tell me she isn't interested in breaking up.

what do i do? i am legit afraid that she will snap if i keep pushing it.
what if i go for the "coward route", announce our breakup over text message and cut all contact?

[Anonymous No.12441135]

>>12439517
>wth is a lawyer for a wedding?
Don't get married bro

[Anonymous No.12441142]

>>12438395
Usually marriage is short term win-win, women wins money and man gets a slightly better looking wife.

[Anonymous No.12441176]

>>12441119
What the fuck you mong, are you 5’3 and 100 pounds? Tell her you’re leaving, take your shit, and leave, cut all contact after

[Anonymous No.12441177]

>>12438447
Most of that stuff is meme crap women do to out compete with one another. To make each other feel bad. People are now spending sometimes like 30k on weddings, just to basically brag.

[Anonymous No.12441207]

>>12441119
Lmfao what a fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.12441266]

>>12438709
Lol yeah that hypothetical girl sounds like a real catch

[Anonymous No.12441286]

>>12441119
Lol. Be careful bro. She definitely could snap.

[Anonymous No.12441295]

>>12441119
Leave the country

[Anonymous No.12441352]

>>12438447
That's just for the reception. There's also the ceremony to be considered:

>VENUE
>CLERGYPERSON OR EQUIVALENT
>LICENSE
>MUSICIANS
>DECORATIONS

Not to mention
>TRAVEL
>HONEYMOON ACCOMODATIONS

They don't call it a Wedding Industry for nothing.

[Anonymous No.12441375]

>>12439517
The lawyer is for the prenuptial agreement. Do you even weddings?

[Anonymous No.12441400]

>>12438727

Only people who forget God fall for the vaginal Jew and other memes, just let it be until they learn

[Anonymous No.12441469]

>>12439712
Aye aye lad
Fuck em in the brap hole, convince them they'll like it first. Once you're done and they are in pain and complaining. Kick em out, fuck a chuck

Niggers have the right idea for once

[Anonymous No.12441471]

>>12438395
I worked for a wedding photographer and believe me there is no better way to completely cuck yourself than to get married. Everything in the wedding industry is overpriced because they know they can get away with it. You'll end up spending more money than you ever thought you would on a single day. And don't think you won't because you found a woman who doesn't care about that stuff. When it comes down to it, her programming will change. She'll drain your wallet dry.

[Anonymous No.12441475]

>>12438395
Fucking beta lmao, get this:

My gf of 2y wants to marry me with as minimal cost as possible.
Is fucking 10/10 desu.
Conservative values, is even a bit racist regards niggers/spics.
We both own crypto.
She has bigger stack of link than me.
Wants to have at least 3 kids and to be a great mom.

Feels so fucking good to have a literal unicorn of a waifu fuck shit love my life

[Anonymous No.12441522]

>>12441475
... and then you woke up

[Anonymous No.12441569]

>>12441119
Next step is faking a pregnancy and threatening suicide kek. Been down this road before. You told her you were leaving, now leave. You don't need her permission.

[Anonymous No.12441589]

>>12439712
>dabs on roasties
Congratulations, anon, for the most utterly based post on /biz/ in a long time

[Anonymous No.12441609]

Gf is pressuring me to marry her
I’m scared

[Anonymous No.12441631]

>>12441609
just hodl bro

[Anonymous No.12441641]

>>12438395
I am starting to become sick at the thought of traditional weddings, that it is mandatory to hold this retarded NPC ritual with everybody dressed up like fags. I can't stand those fucking gay ass function houses either, always the same shit food and cheap alcohol and cunts constantly getting up to talk out of their ass. Is there some better way to do this?

[Anonymous No.12441652]

>>12441641
>Is there some better way to do this?
Don't get married.

[Anonymous No.12441682]

>>12439712

Why the fuck do you have to show of wealth as a fucking middle class (or even upper lower class) people?????? Np just do the debt marriage meme folks

and also , FUCKING BASED AND R.Pilled POST Cheers mate

[Anonymous No.12441724]

>Eloped to Switzerland
>Married on top of mountain
>Threw party at hostel with strangers
>Total costs $2000

[Anonymous No.12441816]

>>12439712
based

[Anonymous No.12441913]

>>12441652
No anon it is our responsibility to secure high quality family units or else (((they))) would win, I merely don't want to host an evening filled with faggotry about it. I am talking about some basic way to provide celebration and enjoyment for a large group of people without choking on cock.

[Anonymous No.12441958]

>>12441119
these betas are more beta than redditors..

[Anonymous No.12441989]

>>12438738
If they aren't giving you a reasonable dowry, it's the least they can do

[Anonymous No.12442004]

>>12441641
Yeah plenty. It's the most expensive party you'll ever throw, make sure it fits your taste first and your stupid fucking guests last

[Anonymous No.12442049]

>>12439672
Same here, especially when I start typing a reply, she's all like "who are you texting?"

[Anonymous No.12442070]

>>12442004
Can you tell me some of the ideas? I am talking about simple and basic, not autistic

[Anonymous No.12442256]

>>12438471
They can ruin your life even if you don't do the paperwork.

[Anonymous No.12442624]

>"Son, free pussy is the most expensive pussy on the planet."

Heh, thanks for the advice pops

[Anonymous No.12442715]

Got married in Denmark for less than 500 € , including suit and dress . Just me and her and the Danish minister of marriage. We are both way too sperg for a big ceremony and I can't imagine how any bizlords could tolerate such internal cringe levels.

[Anonymous No.12442721]

>Have been dating girlfriend for 8 years
>Have never brought up marriage seriously
>She never asks me about it
>Doesn't want kids just like me
>Financially responsible, most of our extra income goes into investments
>Only thing she desires is to go out to fancy restaurants every once in awhile

Feels good

[Anonymous No.12442741]

>>12441641
Marry a Kazakh girl and have a tribal wedding.

[Anonymous No.12444100]

>>12442624
Guess they never miss, huh

[Anonymous No.12444403]

>>12438447
Jesus man, you deserve everything coming your way desu...sorry.

[Anonymous No.12444416]

>>12439672
>>12442049
They’re projecting.

[Anonymous No.12444614]

>>12442721
You hit the jackpot anon. Now prepare for a bunch of muh genetic legacy retards to shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.12444624]

>>12438395
You’re with the wrong one then. If your gf had a brain she’d tell you that a wedding doesn’t matter right now and that she will also get a prenup. She ain’t the one OP

[Anonymous No.12444676]

>>12439712

[Anonymous No.12444688]

>falling for the wedding meme

I’m getting married too and I’m glad she is just as redpilled as I am when it comes to finances. Only thing we’re spending the most money on is someone to take our photos.

[Anonymous No.12444707]

>>12438395
Her dad is supposed to pay for that shit.

[Anonymous No.12444708]

>>12441119
Inafter people fall for the bait

[Anonymous No.12444755]

I am mid 20s, 6'1" and thin, not hideous, making ~80k/year w/ Master's degree, no debt, paid-off nice clean car, and enough savings for a down payment on a downtown condo if I wanted to buy one. I was a chad in college and never had to try to get a cute girl every once in awhile when my horniness kicked in. Now after I left college, I am seemingly invincible to women. I think it's because I don't have the frat house as validation and social circle anymore. At times, my loneliness is crippling but I guess I should feel grateful that my lack of success in dating means I'll never have to worry about divorces and child support. Does it ever get better bros?

[Anonymous No.12445130]

>>12444755
Start dm’ing girls from high school

[Anonymous No.12445163]

>>12444755
after I turned 26 i started having women throw themselves at me. They get really desperate in their late 20s and the biological clock really starts ticking. If you are a healthy male with a lucrative job, your late 20s is like disneyland.