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>Start a company called Amazon
>Lose half of your fortune to your taller wife
what did he mean by this?

>> No.12415027

>>12415004
They're dumping stock in a legal manner, fucktard.

>> No.12415061

>>12415027
what do you mean?

>> No.12415076

>>12415027
Nonsense. The truth is even billionaires can be beta cucks.

>> No.12415094

manlets
when will they learn?

>> No.12415109

>>12415061
I mean that the whole world is about to get JUST'ed, and Bezos wants to pull a Charlie Lee via a legal loophole.

>> No.12415118

>>12415109
t. alive girl

I'm quite certain this isn't 4d chess

>> No.12415162

He is a BRAAAAAAAPER sniffer

>> No.12415181

>>12415109
I don't get it. How does the divorce allow him ot manipulate the market?

>> No.12415185

>>12415076
>>12415027

>It's easier to believe that this is all a nefarious plot to dump stocks than to admit that the richest man that has ever lived is a cornball cuck

>> No.12415198
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12415198

ENOUGH, BACK TOO THE CAGIE

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>>12415004
Leglets btfo

>> No.12415275

>>12415004
i would kill for an amazon gf but this bald manlet cheated on her. i dont get it

>> No.12415276
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12415276

>>12415162
I'm a BBBBBRAAAAAPPP sniffer but I'm not a cuck

>> No.12415484

>>12415185
>that has ever lived
Nero probably spent more.

>> No.12415785

>>12415027
She said she isn't selling her half.

>> No.12415802

>>12415061
the courts will force him to sell $68 billion in stock circumventing insider trading laws ya dip

>> No.12416238

Maybe it's histories most expensive findom session?

>> No.12416409

>>12415185
Every single thing Bezos has touched has turned to gold and been a seemingly brilliantly thought out strategy several years in the making. It is more consistent and logical with what we know about him that this was also coordinated. He’s a Trump tier genius.

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12416491

>>12416409
>trump tier genius

>> No.12416637

>>12416409
>trump tier genius
trump literally only has one or two billions and he was born into wealth

>> No.12416663

>>12415181
allows him to safely pull half of his money/assets out and keep em somewhere safe and then buy the dip in his own stock when the market shit's itself in a few months.

>> No.12416793

>>12415276
you're not a billionaire either

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12416805

>>12416409
>Trump tier genius
>

>> No.12417034

>>12415027
Explain further please?

All we know is that hey didn't divorce because he's beta, or any normal divorce reason. Every single multibillionaire in existence is a sociopath. They usually don't work like human beings, Bezos' "wife" hasn't been his wife in the normal sense for atleast 2 decades.

So they're splitting up for some other reason.

>> No.12417225

>>12416409
>Every single thing Bezos has touched has turned to gold

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