THANK YOU BIZ

[Anonymous No.12409182]

Thank you all now I can finally get the girl of my dreams

[Anonymous No.12409244]

My gf says she “would be wet af receiving any of those”

Is bezos gonna take my girl /biz/?

[Anonymous No.12409262]

>>12409244
What the fuck? What if this cringy shit looks stupid to us men but actually works on women? I mean Jeff is supposed to be smarter than all of us, maybe he's a master PUA...

[Anonymous No.12409267]

>>12409262
hes the richest man on earth, he could just send emoji pasta and it'd work

[Anonymous No.12409279]

"I want to sniff you in all your glory, alive girl. Do the dutiful and bend over so I can rapidly blink at you with my eyes." - Bezos

[Anonymous No.12409284]

>>12409182
>I love you, alive girl.
what did he mean by this tho

[Anonymous No.12409300]

>>12409262
Not even larping. I sent OP’s image above this

[Anonymous No.12409304]

>>12409284

It was a typo; delete this, friend.

[Anonymous No.12409330]

>>12409284
He was formerly a necrophiliac.

[Anonymous No.12409345]

>>12409300
i wrote this for her it will make super ultra lubricated:
I can imagine myself walking in the sunset,
holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of
the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my
body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while
the moon rises high into the sky. The whole
world is asleep, but I am the only one living a
dream. The graceful peace, settling into my
heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what
it should feel like. This is how you're supposed
to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we
lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the
stars become brighter and multiply. Soon
enough, the dark sky is brightened by each
star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand
and lie in a moment of silence when all we can
hear in the background is the calm waves alining
upon the shore and the light night breeze. We
make a wish and lie together in a few more
moments, appreciating eachother for everything
we are. We then both open our eyes to the
diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as
we then both turn to eachother, lying on our
sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are
looking into mine. I look at every inch of your
body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once
again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then
begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is
everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in
all my dreams. Soon enough the stars
slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and
the light of the sun pierces through the sky,
slowly rising as time repeats itself once again.
But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn
into a life that you feel you've lived every single
day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I
appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love
you. I always will.

[Anonymous No.12409391]

>>12409345
Oh shit, thanks anon. Saved to my notes so that I can drop it with proper timing.

[Anonymous No.12409419]

>>12409262
it's only cringy if she doesn't feel the same way
if you send this to a girl that doesn't love you she is probably never going to talk to you again

[Anonymous No.12409563]

Powerful rich men can do whatever the fuck they want and still attract women. Who knew?

[Anonymous No.12409611]

>>12409182
Top Kek
did wage cage bezos really send this?

[Anonymous No.12409640]

>>12409244
why does she want wet artifact armor?

[Anonymous No.12409674]

>>12409330
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.12410393]

>>12409262
>cringy shit looks stupid to me, a little clueless boy
FTFY
you know nothing

[Anonymous No.12410451]

>>12409182
you forgot to send her the part where you tell her that you want to make a woman suit out of her skin

[Anonymous No.12410455]

>>12409611
yes, once a beta always a beta

[Anonymous No.12410463]

>>12409182
Read this in an indian voice

[Anonymous No.12411818]

>>12409182
>>12409244

Can you normies just please... please get off of my board.

[Anonymous No.12411878]

>>12409244
DESU I could see how a girl would like this kind of message.

[Anonymous No.12412968]

>>12409345
nice one.