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This is what 40 billion dollar pussy looks like. Was it worth it, Bezos?

>> No.12408124

>>12408120
Bezos was worth 150b,
his wife gets half
this is a 75b pussy, anon.

>> No.12408127

>>12408120
If he has any balls, he will market sell every stock he owns to crash the stock market, convert to Monero and "send to a burn address"

>> No.12408132

short AMZN

>> No.12408138

>>12408132
Actually, Jeff is finally becoming the true Alpha his wealth allowed him to be. Amazon will take over the world.

>> No.12408142

>>12408127
Monero market cap is less than a billion.

>> No.12408175

hes got a type, at least. she looks a lot like his wife with slightly bigger tits and a more fake face - perfect billionaire bait.

>> No.12408191

What is it with multi-billionaires fucking this absolute STATES?

Musk and Grimes. Zuck and his yellow peril. These men can literally have ANYONE they want.

It just goes to show that no amount of wealth or power can erase a childhood and adolescent spent as an unpopular, ugly geek. There are Chad's working minimum wage in Jeff's factories fucking pussy 100x better than this monstrosity.

Sad!

>> No.12408222

>>12408191
She was probably another billionaire's fucktoy. People like Besoz want what they can't get

>> No.12408247

>>12408120
this is why the jews took over
the goyim is just a white monkey

>> No.12408319

>>12408191

Grimes is kinda hot in a weird way desu

>> No.12408341

>>12408319
This, plus she seems fun to hang out with

>> No.12408371

>>12408341
Fuck off elon. Back in the factory.

>> No.12408404

>>12408341
>>12408319
Only to people that enjoy being abused by females. She's clearly a narcissistic and draws enjoyment from making Elon uncomfortable in public.

>> No.12408423
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>>12408120

>> No.12408433

>>12408120
Looks like she has FAS or downs.

>> No.12408456
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12408456

>>12408191
Larry Elison did well, desu

>> No.12408457

>>12408423
uncanny

>> No.12408488

>>12408404

elon's always uncomfortable in public you projecting sperg

>> No.12408530
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>>12408488
She's just 'quirky', not deliberately demeaning to him.
You're just rationalizing the tendencies you don't want to admit to yourself you have,.

>> No.12408534

>>12408127
Anything less and he’s a pussy

>> No.12408751

>>12408191
>Wagecuck Larpcoping this hard
Lmao

>> No.12408773

thats 75b put into retarded fashin and pseudocharity shit that wont advance technology

>> No.12408784

>>12408120
The best part about this is some Chad actually got cucked by Bezos.

>> No.12408827

>>12408191
>Zuck and his yellow peril.

It's not hard to understand that one at all. The chink was willing to be with him BEFORE he was rich.

>> No.12408956

>>12408191
This.

This should be a lesson to /biz/. No amount of money will make you lovable.

>> No.12409020

>>12408956
If you feel the need to be loved, you don't deserve wealth.

>> No.12409059

>>12408124
She won't get half, she will be lucky to get 1b.

>> No.12409097

>>12408191

Absolute bs. Women are not attracted to chads, but to successful and confident men. At whatever scale, doesn't have to be CEO. 10/10 mean different thing to different people. Grimes could well be 10/10 in Musk's eyes.

>> No.12409141

>>12409059
I hope you're not a gambler, anon. You'll die poor

>> No.12409170

>>12409097
>Women are not attracted to chads
The only way you can consider this statement true is either delusion or not knowing what a Chad is.

>> No.12409249

>>12409097
> Women are not attracted to chads
Kek let me guess, "your" GF told you that wisdom :^)

>> No.12409676

>>12408191
Once you'll have money and get through some golddiggers you'll understand anon
So never

>> No.12409698

This woman was hot like ten years ago but now she's been ravaged by botox and other facial surgeries. If you are worth 150 billion, why not just fuck random hot women in their 20s? Literally just hire someone to scour instagram for women who want to fuck the richest man on earth. Easy.

>> No.12409712

>>12408127
lmao this ^^^^^^^^^

>> No.12410056
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>>12409097
next joke

t. chad

>> No.12410135

Imagine if she goes all on on QNT right fucking now. Just imagine.
She will literally own AWS that way.

>> No.12410153

>>12409097
keep coping

>> No.12410200

>>12409020
that includes 99.999% of all people

>> No.12410291

>>12410200
Proportional to the rate of people that can handle wealth well, checks out.

>> No.12410314

>>12408191
They are set up for failure by those that view their level of wealth as a threat. Why did Pamela Anderson bring food to Assange before he disappeared from public view?

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>>12408120
lol 3D
Just Monika.

>> No.12410655

>>12409698
Being extremely wealthy puts you at constant risk of people who want to fuck you over. Any one of those instagram thots could make some false rape allegation or anything to blackmail you. Not worth the risk.
>>12410416
Imagine having such generic taste in games and waifus.

>> No.12411233

>>12410416
>>12410416
The only girl worst than Monika is Natsuki.

Either way, both are trash

>> No.12411307

>>12408423
Is sanchez even her real name? Is she actually an undercover lost Bogdanoff?

>> No.12411387

>>12409097
giga cope

>> No.12411654

>>12408404
shes literally just as autistic as elon so i dont know where you're getting this stupid shit from

>> No.12412099

>>12408120
its a set up so he can dump half of his stock in amazon without setting off alarms.

screen cap this

>> No.12412151

>>12408319

she's really not hot.

>> No.12412163

>>12408120
Well we need to see the actual hole. Otherwise, no one can properly assess the situation.

>> No.12412189

>>12408120
Why she look like a Bogdanoff?

>> No.12412246

>>12408120
Using this he will liquidate as much of Amazon stock as he can and make sure the money stays in Bezos family.

He's losing nothing here.

>> No.12412285

>>12408120
You can get better tranny escorts that look better than her for just a few thousand. And I'm talking prime Russian or Thai tranny hookers here.

>> No.12412320
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>>12408120

>> No.12412349

>>12408319
She looks like a crazy homeless person that somehow got access to dumpster Hot Topic clothes. You have to be fucking blind to think that's hot.

>> No.12412365

>>12408138
>Becoming true alpha costs 75b
Good goy.

>> No.12412385

>>12408827
But that is why sometimes your wives have accidents in their trip to the Caribbean and in the sadness of losing your one true love you re-marry a 16-year-old.

>> No.12412522

>>12412385
>He's not smart enough to keep around a girl who was already with his beta dweeb ass before being rich
>Throw away the huge investment and major asset of a wife in favour of paying rent for hoes
>When you can just fuck hoes on the side anyways
u dumb guy super dumb guy

>> No.12412563

>>12412522
>risk getting JUSTed
Come on man, they teach you in school that you have to cut your losses short. Tbqh, I'm surprised Bezos' wife has not gotten into an accident yet. Must be coming, or she is already dead and the one we see is a clone with Alexa's AI.

>> No.12412632

>>12408120
If you want a chick who can down more beer than you, fart louder, and beat you arm wrestling,it is a few billion well spent imo

>> No.12412791

>>12408120
is this the most anyone has paid for pussy in human history?

>> No.12413137

>>12412791
Eh, some people have paid with their lives.

>> No.12413365

>>12408120
maybe she has a new novel way to suck the pepe?

>> No.12413374

>>12413137
Life is cheap

>> No.12413395

>>12408120
her vagina must be very nice

>> No.12413434

I hope Amazon stock tanks. Buying Amazon stock for under 1k would be sweet

>> No.12413451

>>12413365
Good sex really is %90 enthusiasm and brown girls do freaky shit white girls are too good to do.

>> No.12413481

>>12413434
But yeah I don't get it. dude has lost half his net worth plus a big chunk of his company by cheating on his wife with some woman who, lets face it, is 50 yrs old. Like why? Talk about dumb.

>> No.12413527

>>12413481
If you had 150B, money would have no value. You do realize that after about 10B, you basically live life in God mode right? Anything you want can be obtained just by pressing a button. From a new phone to a fucking space shuttle. It's worth nothing to Bezos.

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>>12408319
>>12412151
what does the sheen smell like?