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[Anonymous No.12405278]

Have you ever accidentally drank from your piss bottle, anon?

[Anonymous No.12405294]

anyone who actually has a piss bottle and doesn't live in a treehouse better just fucking kys. there's no god damn reason for that.

[Anonymous No.12405313]

>>12405278
No but I used to piss in beer bottles at parties, twist the cap back on and stick it in the fridge. If it was winter I'd set it outside and pick it back up when it was nice and frosty. Then I'd set it somewhere out in the open, sit back and watch the fun

[Anonymous No.12405320]

>>12405294
>avoiding abusive family members

[Anonymous No.12405325]

>>12405278
>>12405278
At a music festival I once found (what I thought was) a full bottle of white wine... I didn’t notice it before it was too late and now frens bully me about it.

[Anonymous No.12405337]

>>12405278
Yeah. I'm not even that upset about it because I knew I was bound to make that mistake eventually. I forgot I put one in my pocket to dump out in the toilet without anyone noticing and then I thought I just had a water bottle in my pocket because I often walk around with one like that anyway. I just thought it was warm because it was up against my leg for a while. Then I took a swig of it and realized what it was. I didn't want to swallow, but I didn't want to keep it in my mouth so I kind of just opened my mouth and let it all pour out so I got piss allover myself. The moral of the story is to never dump out your piss bottles, just let them accumulate in an area you never keep water bottles so you don't get them confused.

[Anonymous No.12405340]

>>12405278
all the time
i once tried to pour acid into the bottle so it'd burn my nose and i instinticently wouldnt drink it, but it brunt through the bottle and made me room smell like piss took like a year of having the windows open 24/7 to get rid of it somewhat

[Anonymous No.12405348]

>>12405294
> he doesn't trade 1 minute intervals

[Anonymous No.12405350]

>>12405278
The first hard rule of Urine Therapy is to not drink the Head or the Tail.

Otherwise, the best antiviral and testosterone supplement available to you. All women should be drinking male piss. The second hard rule is wamen piss is toxic with estrogens.

[Anonymous No.12405353]

>>12405294
ull never know what it's like to not have to stand up from ur computer to piss jesus chrsit u so dumb u probably have a job

[Anonymous No.12405374]

>>12405278
only intentionally

[Anonymous No.12405376]

>>12405278
my aunt unironically did. she slept over here for christmas, thought it was apple juice or ice tea lipton. took a sip. i told her its not my fault she drinks from a bottle out of my room.

i swear on my mom this is a true story.

[Anonymous No.12405378]

>>12405294
>not pissing off the side of your treehouse

[Anonymous No.12405396]

Yes and it was a couple days old but luckily I must have been very hydrated because it tasted like salty water

[Anonymous No.12405404]

>>12405350
Third rule is if you eat too much animal product your piss tastes poorly, I wouod say lile shit but apparently that only smells bad. The Jew taught you that piss is waste, they go to great lengths to keep your piss (information) isolated from nature or collected... Adrenochrome also likely in play here.

[Anonymous No.12405462]

>>12405294
Just because you are unable to think of one reason doesn't mean there aren't several.

[Anonymous No.12405549]

i actually did... and it was old one, combined into ashtray bottle. It was not pleasant.

[Anonymous No.12405616]

No, but my friend’s dad walked into the kitchen one morning and took a swig of a Budweiser can full of his chew spit.

[Anonymous No.12406301]

Kek this thread

[Anonymous No.12406317]

>>12405325
Kek

[Anonymous No.12406335]

>>12405340
LMAO

[Anonymous No.12406361]

>>12405353

100% pure kek

[Anonymous No.12406362]

>>12405320
you should be pissing on them

[Anonymous No.12406719]

>>12405616

>drinking beer in the morning

based

[Anonymous No.12407481]

>>12405340

what a nightmare

[Anonymous No.12407505]

>>12405278
What the fuck is a piss bottle?

[Anonymous No.12407589]

>>12407505
A bottle you piss in while you daytrade and lose money

[Anonymous No.12407663]

>>12405404
wew lad

[Anonymous No.12407701]

>>12405350
Yeah I'm going to have to back this guy up, urine therapy is legit. Have not gotten sick since I started sipping my own piss.
That said, any sources on the women should be drinking make piss claim? Haven't heard that before. Does it have anything to do with hormonal birth control?

[Anonymous No.12407709]

>>12405616
I emptied my beer at a party once then my friend dumped his snus in the can only for me to think it wasn't empty after all

[Anonymous No.12407749]

The /never gonna make it/ thread?

[Anonymous No.12407761]

>>12405353
sitting for too long is really hazardous to your health, at least get up to piss anon

[Anonymous No.12408220]

>>12405320

[Anonymous No.12408362]

>>12405278
yes it happened a few times, its not that awfull in term of taste if the pee pee is not to old.
If 1+ week old you start to regret very hard your mistake tho..

[Anonymous No.12408388]

>>12405278
> accidently

[Anonymous No.12408390]

>>12405278
I use one of those large laundry detergent jugs, so no.

[Anonymous No.12408409]

>>12405278
i use half empty beer bottles as ashray and there were a few times i accidently drank from them

[Anonymous No.12408846]

>mistaking a cum jug for a piss jug

[Anonymous No.12408863]

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