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'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you

>> No.12403634

Lol what a faggot

>> No.12403643

>>12403612
Pathetic

>> No.12403645

>>12403612
-puke

>> No.12403647

>>12403612
Smell the imagine

>> No.12403673
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>> No.12403682

this is obviously a defamation campaign. Did bezos anger some important figure?

>> No.12403691

cringe

>> No.12403697

>>12403612
They're all creepy, except the very last one which is actually kind of cute

>> No.12403710

>>12403612
B-but I thought he was a pedo.

>> No.12403717

>>12403612
sounds like some of the autists who post here

>> No.12403722

>>12403612
What a fucking faggot

>> No.12403726

>>12403717
So were gonna make it?

>> No.12403727

>>12403612
Bezos sounds like a pajeet

>> No.12403751

Man does it suck for that guy.

>> No.12403752
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>>12403612
>worth billions
haha what a loser lol

>> No.12403775

>>12403612
Tech industry is full of autists. When do we burn Silicon Valley

>> No.12403790

I hope Amazon stock tanks hard over this.

>> No.12403793

>>12403612
proof that

Wallet >>>>>>> face > frame > height >gane

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>>12403612
>>12403612
This is actually pretty comforting. It means the most powerful people in the world are still (mostly) ordinary citizens.

In Bezos case it means he is still an awkward nerd that never had any attention from hot girls when he was young. He is now having a regular midlife crisis and wants to fuck the bimbos that never gave him a chance when he wasn't famous and successful.

>> No.12403830
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HHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.12403850

>>12403612
>'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in

BRAAAAP

>> No.12403853

>>12403830
>I love you alive girl...
what did he mean by this

>> No.12403933

>>12403830
how do we know for sure this isn't fake news?

>> No.12403954

He's a beta cuck. It's over for him. This bitch sees him as a beta provider.

>> No.12403968

>>12403933
Because if it is they will probably get sued and file for bankruptcy?

>> No.12403977

why is this gossip shit on biz? are you all women?

>> No.12403985

>>12403977
it's funny but also the poorfag losers here want to put a fucking billionaire is below them by calling him a beta/cuck

>> No.12403992

>>12403977
/biz/ is obsessed with money and Bezos is like the emperor king of money.

>> No.12404002

>>12403853
Think he meant she is energetic and he is attracted to that because he is boring and dead inside cold hearted businessman. Sam with the SPIRIT message

>> No.12404026

Bezos has to get metoo'd too? This is bullshit.
Men can't express their sexuality anymore without being publicly humiliated.

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basically a fucking man, disgusting af

>> No.12404043

>>12404032
Even better

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>>12403612
SHUYA... SHUYA... COME TO MY HOTEL
I WANNA BE YOUR JEFF BEZOS
LET ME SNIFF YOUR CAVITIES SHUYA

>> No.12404116

>>12404032
if you cover up her fucked up chin mouth and nose and cheekbones and forehead you can see how she would have been pretty before the plastic surgery, lip injections and other nasty shit she did to her face.

>> No.12404139

>>12403830
post jeff's dic pic

>> No.12404169

>>12403823
I'm sure the really really powerful ones are so powerful their names aren't even known.

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::James Taylor music intensifies::

>> No.12404207

>>12403612
money talks

>> No.12404339

>>12403612
She was voted #1 Flirt in her Highschool Yearbook, a Genuine Stacy.

Jeff basically wanted to experience, falling in love with a Stacy.

Problem is that he could have picked any Stacy so she must have blew his mind.

>> No.12404352

>>12403726
>>12403717
I don't think autists text message like this.

They would be like: Bitch, give me some bitch lasagna.

>> No.12404364

>>12403823
His wife looks like someone who only wants sex in the missionary position and won't try any other position.

Jeff might have felt neglected.

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>>12403612
The absolute state of rich but still beta cucks

>> No.12404384

>>12403992
>>12403985
>>12403977
Richest man in the world.

People just want proof that no Chads exist in Silicon Valley.

>> No.12404391

sounds like a song by the Goo Goo Dolls

>> No.12404402

>>12404116
>>12404032
Plastic surgery was invented to treat horrors of WW1 and WW2.

Today, that noble invention is used for beauty and vanity and this is why I consider plastic surgeons to be shady as fuck, especially those who work in Hollywood.

Yeah, getting old sucks but most women don't realize sunbathing all those years fucked up their skin and like some sun protection and exercise could have helped delayed old age in skin

>> No.12404473

>>12403612
All this time, the richest man in the world was a brap enthusiast, just like me.

One of us. One of us.

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>>12403612
>>12404473
>'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your hole…. I love you. I am in love with your brapper.'
He truly is /ourguy/

>> No.12404559

>>12404473
>>12404484
You mean there are unironic fart fetishists on 4chan?

>> No.12404601

>>12404559
You mean, you thought there weren't?

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>>12403612
>'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in.'

>> No.12404645

>>12403682
As much as I'm keking with all this bezos cucketry, I'm wondering the same thing. Why are the jews turning on him all of a sudden?

>> No.12404652

>>12403830

Post benis

>> No.12404687

>>12404611
Fucking kek