Crypto is a religion. Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.12398170]

>founded by a mythical figure who vanished
>the intentions of the founder are interpreted through old written texts
>false prophets all claim to know the founder
>believers range from militant die hards to casual normies
>schisms and divisions split the community regularly
>an original noble idea corrupted into profit making enterprises by frauds and charlatans
>belief in a coming big event that will change lives but sonehow is always coming “soon”
>promises to shake up the existing inequality

No wonder crypto is successful, it triggers all the paths in our monkey brains that drove our ancestors to worship trees

[Anonymous No.12398483]

that's a fun way of looking at crypto

[Anonymous No.12398493]

>>12398170
Bumping for chainlink. Sergey will surely save us from obesity by valorously eating all the Big Macs.

[Anonymous No.12398504]

>>12398493
Sergey is like a minor demon that a rando cult decided to worship, then the meme of that demon takes on a life of its own, and soon the real Sergey is forgotten.

[Anonymous No.12398509]

You're goddam right that is, now help me convert those BSV people who were led astray by the false prophet who claims to be the messiah. Eternal generational wealth awaits us for accomplishing this mission.

[Anonymous No.12398519]

>>12398170

>math and game theory is a religion

K dude.

[Anonymous No.12398529]

>>12398170
Except it is actually based on something real; math, science and cryptographic algorithms.

[Anonymous No.12398534]

it becomes even more interesting to think about how this board is actually feeding an old god, kek. the memes are a of worship (check em!)

[Anonymous No.12398537]

Trees are actually useful tho
And far more valuable

[Anonymous No.12398541]

>>12398534
*form of worship

[Anonymous No.12398586]

>>12398170
Glad somebody else gets it. This is exactly the reason crypto (likely in the form of BTC/BCH/BSV or ETH) will win. Sound money that cannot be violently subverted is a literal deus ex machina that has already attracted a cult following similar to the early days of Christianity.
The fact that crypto is a sort of god-like entity, in that it exists in a realm at least partially separate and apart from existing systems of social and economic control is going to become increasingly obvious to more and more people through future "bubble cycles" until eventually the majority simply take for granted that the world's blockchain is a kind of "higher power," similar to the way medieval Europeans simply took for granted that they were being watched over by an omniscient god.
What the long-term consequences of the above are is anybody's guess, but it should be obvious that whatever happens there will be a massive social transformation as a result.

[Anonymous No.12398774]

The more despair there is, the stronger the connection. Like an inanimate stockholm syndrome.

[Anonymous No.12398779]

>>12398586

>bch
>bsv

The Scientology of crypto?

[Anonymous No.12398784]

>>12398170
true and big

[Anonymous No.12398809]

>>12398529
shut your blasphemous mouth. only kek and satoshi power btc.

[Anonymous No.12398810]

>>12398779
I think Tether is the scientology of crypto. Designed from the ground up to scam money, and controlled by a bunch of shady folks.

[Anonymous No.12398823]

>>12398529
Anon, all religions are based on something real: the human desire to fill ignorance with an explanation, and the need to impose order on an inherently chaotic system.

[Anonymous No.12398838]

>>12398810
ehtereum is the muslim crypto. it's big but not as big as bitcoin (christianity)

[Anonymous No.12398895]

>>12398779
Meh, Protestantism was initially a minority fork but it eventually grew to displace the original chain (the Catholic Church) in a lot of spheres.
Given that forking is the primary mechanism by which a ledger can evolve and change it is wise for any crypto investor to have fingers in all the pies with the same lineage as far as the ledger is concerned.
The space is flooded with emotionally charged misinformation regarding all bitcoin forks. Unless you are clairvoyant or have some juicy insider information, the smart thing to do as an investor is to remain fork agnostic to the greatest extent possible.

[Crypto is atheistic No.12398915]

>>12398170

>based on math
>based on game theory
>everybody knows not to take the white paper literally
>no authority figures are in charge
>we dont have to believe, we only verify
>lots of research using the scientific method to improve the protocols
>frauds are charlatans can’t last long
>lets everybody choose their own currency, doesnt force choices

No wonder crypto is so successful, it BTFO’s religious thinking and faith. Crypto is atheism.

Now fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.12398918]

>>12398895
just go with the chosen coin (XRP)

[Anonymous No.12398924]

>>12398915
atheism is a religion worshiping the non-existance of god through science and churce of

[Anonymous No.12398944]

but how does this relate to Internal Revenue Code section 501(c)(3)?

[Anonymous No.12398945]

>>12398586
The printing press made the bible and other books accessible to regular people which made people realize that they could get to god without the church as an intermediary, this is what led to the protestant reformation.

Bitcoin made people realize that they could have a direct relationship with money without banks and governments as intermediaries, which will lead to the crypto revolution.

The parallels are truly amazing, Satoshi is the modern Luther.

[Crypto is atheistic No.12398968]

>>12398924

[Anonymous No.12398989]

>>12398823
based x redpilled

[Anonymous No.12398992]

>>12398170
As an internet marketer, I dare say that is a good thing

[Anonymous No.12399003]

>>12398170
kek, you are onto something here OP

[Anonymous No.12399029]

>>12398170
At least blockchain is real. The stories in religious texts are not.

[Anonymous No.12399072]

>>12398924
Atheism is a fake jewish religion thats just worship of self and ones ego.

[Anonymous No.12399112]

>>12399029
>>12398529
The "stories" in religious texts are not meant to be "real," you retards. They are meant to distill extremely difficult to understand spiritual concepts that cannot be expressed coherently by most brainlets using allegory or a fantasy framework.
Just because something is framed as a "fantasy" doesn't mean that the underlying content is not valid. The people who crafted the stories you read in sacred texts were geniuses who largely succeeded in encoding the profound into a language more accessible to those who do not have direct experience grappling with the spiritual world directly on their own terms.

[Anonymous No.12399129]

>>12399112
This. Religion isn't supposed to be literal.
So taking it literally in order to refute it is retarded.

[Crypto is atheistic No.12399149]

>>12399072

>not collecting baseball cards is a hobby

Man you guys never learn do you

[Anonymous No.12399152]

>>12398945
>Satoshi is the modern Luther.
That would make bitcoin trash then. No Craig Wright is luther. An idiot windbag who thinks too highly of himself. Satoshi is christ kicking out the merchants from the temple.

[Anonymous No.12399207]

>>12399149
ironic

[Crypto is atheistic No.12399297]

>>12399207

You must be 12 fresh out of sunday school. Cute.

[Anonymous No.12399328]

>>12399297
Why does math work? Who or what invented math?

[Anonymous No.12399352]

>>12399297
I bet youre a btc maximalist too

[Crypto is atheistic No.12399358]

>>12399328

Why does god work? Who or what invented god?

Holy fuck 12 year old logic confirmed. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12399485]

>>12399358
Isn't it the same question of how math works, or where math comes from? If you assume that numbers work because of adjective traits (oneness + oneness = twoness), then what gives things its ness? According to religion, I am sure for this "ness," or whatever it is giving birth to "ness," to be God. Regardless of whether you can explain where God itself comes from. What is it according to your atheism? God here is just an abstract concept... you don't have to take it in such an autistically literal sense.

All that aside, atheists today seem to completely reject to even acknowledge the concept of a conscious existence = they don't even value their own ego, such that they would rid themselves of their own consciousness if it means turning themselves into a better consumer robot. What a shitty ideology...

[Anonymous No.12399713]

>>12399358
>Who or what invented god?
goat fuckers

[Anonymous No.12399733]

>>12399485
>What a shitty ideology...
how can be not believing in something an ideology?
subnormal scum

[Anonymous No.12399767]

>>12399485
Math is an abstraction of the real world. Math, music and so forth are different forms of communication. If you're against math you're against civilization as organization which leads to civilization needs math to work.

[Anonymous No.12399859]

>>12399767
>Math is an abstraction of the real world.
But where did the real world come from?

[Anonymous No.12399866]

>>12399859
God