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12395236 No.12395236 [Reply] [Original]

Would you let Jeff Bezos sell you to Chinese slave market and force your new chinese overlords to use you as their home dog, blowing massive amounts of cum on you face on a daily basis, making you kiss the dirty floor, eating ramen everyday and sleeping in the basement on a chain for 68.5 billion dollars?

>> No.12395243

I'd do that for free sounds fun but stop spamming please

>> No.12395244

>>12395236

>chinese

i would mock their tiny pee pees until they cried

>> No.12395247

KEK. I just see the Bezos new and rush to /biz/ first thread I see absolutely golden

>> No.12395254

>>12395236
Absolutely. I love ramen. I like that they will be paying for food and shelter. Ill just obey and won't have to worry about anything.

>> No.12395289

yea probably. with that amount of money it would be easy to escape that situation

>> No.12395303

>>12395236
wow these threads really escalated from the original kneepad scenario
>inb4 we start memeing him to make sexbots happen

>> No.12395334
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12395334

Fuck yeah no question abt it