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>Oh yeah, he was so quiet in college.
>Oh my god!! Is that him partying...in a...castle? Didn’t we visit that one last year??
>Oh my god, Stace...do you think he bought Chainlink?
>What’s that? Is that like Bitcoin?
>Um HELLO, like, it’s only the #1 crypto on coinmarketcap right now. It passed Bitcoin a couple of months ago. A handful of people became literal billionaires by buying in early.
>Well, to be fair, I can’t think of any other way a loser like him could afford 3 Lamborghinis and all of those beach houses.
>You gotta admit...he looks pretty cute in that little throne

>> No.12393875

these fantasies are how stinkies make it through the day in their miserable lives

>> No.12393895
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>>12393855
level 6 thots will get no attention from this link marine once the singularity is achieved

>> No.12393899
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>>12393855
*snap*
Yep this is going in my cringe compilation

>> No.12393904

>>12393875
lmao

it's seriously fucking pathetic and obnoxious

>> No.12393913
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>>12393875
one day, one day this will become true.

>> No.12393916

>>12393855
PROTIP: no cryptocurrency will EVER surpass Bitcoin for the top spot, let alone some vaporware shitcoin.

PROTIP 2: Even if, in some hypothetical alternative universe, chainlink actually moons to a striking valuation, you don't have the conviction needed to hold through that and will probably dump your bags like 5-10 bucks

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>>12393855
LINK 1K EOY RIGHT GUYS? REMEMBER GUYS? 1K EOY? REMEMBER?

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>>12393875
>>12393899
anons you gotta get this plugin
it turns the cancer into gold :D

>> No.12393925

>>12393855
I'd sleep with her for a few QNT.

>> No.12393954

>>12393855
>little throne

bitch my throne is going to rival the iron throne from the books. with a built in toilet

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>>12393924

>> No.12394967

of coarse i bought link dumb bitch...how you think i got this castle

>> No.12394974

CIRINGE

>> No.12394975

>>12393855
I am literally bathing in delusion right now and I like it

>> No.12395067

>>12393855
She'd have to offer her anus before me before I would even give 0.0000001 LINK to her.

>> No.12395085

>>12393875
except i'm literally a chad and your girlfriend would leave you for me in a heartbeat.

>> No.12395089

>>12393855
dang anon... u need 2 reevaluate yoself

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>>12393924
Does it also watch for my private key?

>> No.12395096

>>12393875
what do you expect when their shit dumped after ICO and did nothing during the last bullrun. I feel bad for them t b h

>> No.12395097

>>12394022
Based Ricardo poster

>> No.12395102

>"he looks pretty cute in that little throne"
>""""little throne""""

Link faggots can't even make themselves alphas in fucking fantasy while posting cringey 90s high school movie plot lines. Link can't fuck off soon enough so all the pudgy sweaty pajeet memers can neck themselves.

>> No.12395105

>>12393855
LINKtards are the most pathetic bagholders.

Fucking cringe. I don't even feel bad.

>> No.12395120

>>12395102
OP is living in your head now. Now when you least expect it the phrase "he looks pretty cute in that little throne" will pop in your head.

The LINKy curse. Consider yourself stinky

>> No.12395155

>>12395120
I need a meme of apu sitting on a thrown wearing a crown and cape like Napoleon and holding a link cube.

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>>12395155
I wish I could. LINK memes really are a fine art

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>>12393855
>the absolute state of linkcucks

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this shit practically writes itself

>> No.12395431

>>12395085
>Chainlink
You're also retarded.

>> No.12395440

>>12393855
Good one. I like these short stories

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>>12395179
Fine art you say

>> No.12395459

>>12393875
link is codeword for virgin

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Imagine still holding Chainlink in 2019. You linkies are truly deluded.

>> No.12396338

>>12393916
hey dipshit,
chainlink will be a paradigm shift for crypto. Once adopted, it's price won't be linked to BTC, it'll be independent.

BTC is SoV and a means of exchange.

LINK is entirely for smart contract adoptions, they are not the same market, despite having similar basic tech.

BTC shitting the bed won't affect it, only use by industry. That in turn will make it a crypto hedge against BTC.

The singularity is coming.

>> No.12396346

>>12393855
based

>> No.12396763

>>12393916
Never fucking selling my link in case it ever gets into the dirty hands of some ungrateful cunt like you

>> No.12396781

>>12396338
cringe

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>>12393913
hang in there buddy, help is on the way

>> No.12397482

>>12396781
>Cringe and Delusion will power neets into the financial elite, ironically absolute bullshit but I believe it

>> No.12397501

>>12393924
kekd

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>>12393855
Any girls who knew you knew in college are fucking used-up HR cattle by now, 100%. You do not want this scenario, OP, step your game up.