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>What Is Your Greatest Weakness?

>> No.12389137

>>12389127
Interviews

>> No.12389139

I'm not a people person

>> No.12389147
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12389147

>>12389127

Young white thots on backpage.com. Don't worry though the escort site has been shut don.

>> No.12389158

>>12389127
Working too hard

>> No.12389173

>>12389147
What should my friend use now?

>> No.12389190

>>12389127
Bullets probably. But Arsenic, drowning, stabbing, car crashes also work and the list goes on and on. So don't worry if I ever turn evil I will probably be much easier to kill than Superman.

Now about that job.

>> No.12389192

>>12389147
Did you whiff that brapper? If not, kys

>> No.12389214

>>12389127
I’m never satisfied with my own performance.

>> No.12389218
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12389218

>no banter
>never ask for help with anything I just do it wrong or shut down like a retard
>need to be explained how to do things multiple times, brain like a sieve
>constantly running in a state of pure anxiety from the moment I wake up for the work until the moment I get home
I couldn't be further from the ideal employee

>> No.12389226

>>12389127
Fuck this shit and fuck your questions...i'm going to work at Mc'Donalds.

>> No.12389243

>>12389218
i was like this until i couldn't take it anymore and started therapy. everyday after that was like getting paid to get out of my comfort zone and improve my social skills and well being. invest in yourself first anon

>> No.12389245

>>12389127
Shellfish and fire

>> No.12389250

>>12389218
I know that feel. I did the biggest bait and switch ever for my employers. At the interview I seemed normal and social, but I'm dead silent all day and I never socialize

>> No.12389286

>>12389127
Kryptonite.

>> No.12389384

>>12389127
This question is of no value and undermines my confidence in your ability as managers. Why would you wish to torpedo your chances of hiring an intelligent employee by insulting them with such a question? I am skilled. I perform. I deliver. As management it is your job to identify areas of improvement and assist staff in improving. By asking this question you're telling me that you're not confident in your ability of this key managerial task, and thus decreases my confidence in you. Your image as a confident and capable manager is important to your staff and I'd recommend you never ask another candidate such a self-destructive question.

>> No.12389424

>>12389384
>he didn't pass the autism filter

>> No.12389441

>>12389127
Chainlink tokens

>> No.12389449

>>12389384
Does this even work

>> No.12389452

>>12389424
I've never not been offered a job after an interview and I have challenged at least 1 question in every interview I've had.

>> No.12389470

>>12389218
Sounds pretty great for management, easy to walk all over and exploit with no comeupance.

>> No.12389489

>>12389127
>being too good

This literally got me my current Job.

>> No.12389502

I sometimes get too focused on my work and lose track of time.

>> No.12389503

>>12389250
kek this. its quite easy to fake being a social chad for a 20 min interview and it will get you hired especially bc all the HR whore women

then when u start working you can go back to being an awkward incel within a couple of days

>> No.12389535

>>12389127
i play it on the safe side mostly. I'll never get rich like this

>> No.12389563

>>12389384
Not the best wording (too insulting/angry) but I've thrown this question back at employers before. Telling them that it undermines the manager/employee relationship is important. I've refused to answer it and still got hired.

>> No.12389570

>>12389127
eating shit

>> No.12389588

I'm lazy, lost sense of time, think of my fantasy world daily, and have no motivation to work for others.

>> No.12389620

someone on twitter:
Interviewer: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "Honesty"
Interviewer: "I don't think honest is a weakness"
Me: "I don't give a shit what you think"

>> No.12389642

>>12389620
nice

>> No.12389644

>>12389620
ebin

>> No.12389649

>>12389620
Funny but terrible. Employers will take this as you will cause conflict and drama.

>> No.12389653
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>>12389620
was it craig wright that tweeted this?

>> No.12389669

>>12389620
>>12389384
lmao

>> No.12389703

>>12389127
I am a perfectionist

>> No.12389818

Traps

>> No.12389842

I'm so good that my mere existence causes distress and envy in the workplace

>> No.12389884

>>12389250
This lmao. But, whenever anybody needs me, would like some advice, or just wants to rant, I am always available to get up from the desk and talk to them. Also, I come in 15 minutes late every day and browse my phone for half an hour in the break room twice a day. My e-mails are works of high literature, in fact it takes me an average of 1 and a half hours to type one. Most of they day I just space out, which is understandable considering that I usually get 3 to 4 hours of sleep on workdays.
Despite this I am kind of a big deal.

>> No.12389942

>>12389127
I'm not diverse enough

>> No.12389979

>>12389127
WoW TBC
and
cute boys
second has won over first so I'm dragging myself out of shit

>> No.12390003
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12390003

>>12389127
complete lack of ambition and depression
basically given up and waiting to either get hit by a bus or win the lottery

>> No.12390061

I got interviewed for an internal position late last year, and the guy asked me to list three strengths and a weakness.

He had already quit his job and his last day was coming up, so I think he just didn't give a shit anymore.

>> No.12390175

Chocolate! I just can't refuse it if it's offered to me!

>> No.12390308

>>12389127

alcohol
pussy
adderall

>> No.12390322

>>12389127
I just can't resist your wife's pussy.

>> No.12390346

Cake and strength

>> No.12390387

>>12389250
Yeah I did this too but that's because I'm fine on 1 on 1 conversations. Put me in a group and I go full autism, even though I mentioned team worker as one of my strenghts in the interview lmao.

>> No.12390453

I'm really bad at handling bullshit questions

>> No.12390463

>>12389127
I'm dumb and lazy and spiteful.

>> No.12390485

I demand a lot from myself and I am also a perfectionist.

>> No.12390500

>>12389250
This is me but I haven't started yet, it's my first proper job and I'm starting next week.

>> No.12390521

>>12389127

Stupid fucking interviews like this one lol.

>> No.12390542

>>12389884
kek anon, 10/10 great work. would employ.

>> No.12390953

>>12389127
Biggest weakness? I'm slow because I have to cart around an enormous schlong and huge brass balls

>> No.12391075

>>12389218
>never ask for help with anything I just do it wrong or shut down like a retard
DELET

>> No.12391117

>>12389884
kek did this as well 4hrs sleep + 1hr lunch at work
feltgoodman
Got fired after 3 months though
semi-free money was nice

>> No.12391121

>>12389503
Works every time

>> No.12391161

>>12389226
Anon... this is Mc'Donalds

>> No.12391179

>>12389884
Top Kek

My day:
>first 30 mins just messing around and zoning out
>next 30 mins actually work
>next 30 mins smoke break
>next hour kinda work
>lunch 15 mins early eat in my car and smoke
>come back, work for like 15 mins
>stealth nap 15-45 mins
>hour smoke break
>actually work again
>one more 30 minute smoke break
>work or shitpost for the rest of the day

>> No.12391207

>>12391179
Also I barely interact with my coworkers, I avoid talking to people as much as possible (especially women). I never answer my phone or respond to emails

>> No.12391273

>>12389884
>>12391179

What type of """jobs""" do you faggots even do where this is a possibility? Why does your boss not fire you immediately and replace you with a part time pajeet or just automate your position.

>> No.12391284

>>12391161

kek

>> No.12391300

>>12391273
The boss usually has no clue and also just wants an easy job.

I've been asking my boss for something to do for months and he just doesn't care.

>> No.12391326

>>12391300

Does your boss have brain damage. I'd let go of an employee the minute they stopped being necessary to me.

Do you just turn up to work and shitpost? How is it possible that you have no daily responsibilities.

>> No.12391429

>>12389127
I get irritated by faggots asking me cliche bullshit questions expecting a cliche bullshit answer,
>Walks 360 and leaves interview

>> No.12391434

>>12391273
>>12391326
Despite most of my day being fucking around, I actually do more than my coworkers who all follow the rules. So no one really cares to fuck with my routine and looks the other way

>> No.12391450

>>12389384
We'll call you back, thank you.

>> No.12391463
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12391463

Falling down

>> No.12391505

>>12389127
>I'm too ambitious

>> No.12391653

>>12389147
white girls are god tier

>> No.12391737

>>12391326
Regardless of my actual situation, this is retarded. You don't invest thousands of dollars into someone and then throw them out at a moment's notice. As an employer, your most valuable assets are your employees and you should strive to keep the good ones for as long as possible - even if there's a brief period where you're underutilising them.

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12391766

>>12389218
You're alright anon
You just gotta keep doing the same shit but with a joyous attitude
You will make it!

>> No.12393021

>>12389173
leolist.cc

>> No.12393102

>>12389147

Is Backpage down?

Fucking Christ what's with so many adult related site content just being removed from the internet lately?

Is it possible to have a non deletable website, or a website with non deletable content?

Tumblr recently removed all it's porn, and I backed up as much as I could in the 2 weeks prior, but missed a lot, some of it was reuploaded to other websites, where I started backing up from there as well, but they started removing tumblr backups too. Some guy uploaded over 80 fucking galleries of nude tumblr erotica to Imagefap and I was in the process of ripping the entire galleries when all of them were suddenly deleted. It's fucking ruined my afternoon. There was one with this thick white woman with a hairy dark bush that was making my dick rock hard, completely gone, was next to be backed up. Can't even reverse image search it now either to find if it was uploaded elsewhere.

I want to have a backup archive site, people people can store millions of terabytes of nudes, games, mods, movies etc as an archive that is undeletable by anyone. Is this possible on blockchain or would it be just too big?

>> No.12393125

nigger women

>> No.12393161

>>12389127
You guys a bit behind aren't ya

>> No.12393197

>>12389127
Obsessed with women and sex.

>> No.12393221

>>12393102
>Is it possible to have a non deletable website, or a website with non deletable content?

Sounds like a problem for a blockchain based oracle

>> No.12393361

>>12393221

How can ChainLink solve the problem of a thick womans nudes getting deleted before I can save them? I already have around 56k Linkies. How do I turn this into a time machine so I can go back to yesterday and fucking save everything before they get deleted.

I am so fucking sick of aggregation websites deleting nudes because some rightsholder wanted it taken down, or the uploader broke some forums rules and his whole account is purged, or just general e drama faggotry that results in people taking down lots of lewd content. I just want an eternal backup. Either it should just scrape every other website for images, video's and other files that could contain lewds, or it's a site that once you upload you can never delete.

It should be fucking illegal to delete content, especially nudes.

>tfw opened up a shit ton of tabs, intending to save them all while I jerked off yesterday
>cummed a bit too early and decided to leave the remaining tabs open for next time
>go to check them today and nothing saves, refresh tabs and they all 404

It's fucking killing me. The thumbnails, so fucking hot. And they are fucking gone. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE. I've already tried waybackmachine but it wasn't uploaded for long enough for them to fucking save a copy either. How the fuck can someone get upload over 80+ galleries with 500+ images each on the 6th, and for them all to be gone by the 10th already. FUCK.

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12393548

>>12391653

Fucking right

>> No.12393554

I live in a society where we are required to work.

>> No.12393612

>>12393548

Saved, backed up and archived before the Janny deletes it for free.

>> No.12393632

>>12393548
got moar?

>> No.12393655

I'm a big picture guy who has a hard time communicating with others.

>> No.12393771
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12393771

>>12393632

>> No.12393791

>>12393102
It's called torrents. You can embed torrent files in most blockchains already

>> No.12393853

>>12393791

So all I need is a bot that scrapes all porn sites for content, a fuckload of storage space, a seedbox and an archive site with magnets and a blockchain containing all the torrents?

>> No.12394438

I cant spell. I resort to google and spellcheck a lot

>> No.12394527

>>12389449
they'll call you back to laugh at you

>> No.12394542

>>12389127
Asain men love bbc, can't deny it ch*nkboyz