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How JUSTED is he gonna get? Or is XMR gonna moon soon from bezos stocking up?

>> No.12388024

>>12388017
His eyes are weird

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12388690

BEZOS is about to be divorce raped - richest man in the world, married for 25 years with no pre-nup. Let him know we are standing by.

>> No.12389188

>>12388017
They both look like android reptilian aliens. Evil ones at that

>> No.12390026

I remember some Russian billionaire had to forfeit his 500million dollar yacht in uk during a divorce

>> No.12390068

>>12388017
meh it's probably staged. If bezos himself sold half his assets he would probably go to jail.

Now if his wife legally acquires those assets and sells them on the other hand...

Really can anyone please explain to me how marriage isn't a way to funnel money legally from corporations who would otherwise be employing 10000 extra wagies this year? Now they have to cut down to 6k so how is marriage not a scam?

>> No.12390081

>>12388017
short AMZN

>> No.12390157

>>12388690
IDK it seems like its amicable enough. He could give her a billion and not blink an eye. How much money does someone need?

>> No.12390182

>>12390068
why would he go to jail

>> No.12390208

you idiots. the reason hes announcing it publically is to give everyone a fair warning that's holding AMAZON stock to get the fuck out. you wanna know why? Because if they did it privately, quietly, they would be in jail. When they announce to the public, it is on your own due dilligence whether you continue holding or sell the stock. They are going to offload a fuck ton and dump on morons. This is the only legal way.

Im sure you'll also see not in the so distant future, photos come up with him with some qt3.14 or her with some chad. It's all a fucking game you mongs.

>> No.12390256

>>12390182
because you cant sink your own ship as the CEO and not go to jail for "insider trading".

Now if you were "legally" required to divy up half your wealth and handed over to your wife who has no role in the company she can do whatever the fuck she wants and offload everything. ding ding ding, winner.

>> No.12390416

>>12388017
His divorce is a meme. AMZN gonna get pumped and then sold.