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[Anonymous No.12376473]

*tink* *tink* *tink*

Ahem

FUCK chainlink FUCK jannies LONG LIVE xrp

that is all

[Anonymous No.12376608]

>>12376473
Meanwhile at the water cooler....
>Joe: “have you heard the exciting news about XRP?”
>Jane: “oh yeah, Bloomberg reports that major financial institutions will be using Ripple!”
>Me: [blocks path] “but they won’t be exchanging XRP, Joe, they’ll merely use the Ripple network as a messaging service to communicate adjustments in ledgers between different banking institutions transacting with each other. They don’t need XRP, as using it doesn’t solve the problem of converting cash flows of foreign currency to their national currency”
>Jane: “oh fuck off, Herbert.”
>Joe: “yeah dude, what are you, some kind of crypto guru?”

[Anonymous No.12376645]

>>12376608
Three months later at the water cooler
>Joe:"looks like Herbert's a complete idiot like we all thought he was three months ago. Major financial institutions were using the Ripple network as a messaging service at first as a tentative step into the Ripple ecosystem. They're now saving even more by using the digital asset, xrp, which was recently legislated as not a security.
>Jane:"I bet he even has a microdick. He was really trying to compensate. Looks like nobody's ever going to suck his stupid microdick because of how stupid and dumb he is."

[Anonymous No.12376667]

All three of these posts above mine are so fucking gay I can't even

[Anonymous No.12376700]

>>12376667
kek obviously wanted to strike you down for the faggotry of your post. that's why he intervened and DENIED your quads.

[Anonymous No.12376719]

>>12376645
>Jane: "Why am I homeless selling handjobs behind a gas station? I put all of my money in XRP at every chance?"
>Joe: "Turns out the banks which have always acted as a community with total disregard for any outsider would just issue new XRP every time they needed to balance their community transaction accounting. Who could have seen it coming?"
>Jane: "Damn, if only we had invested in an actual cryptocurrency instead of trying to coattail on the most ruthless and psychopathic industry of all time."

[Anonymous No.12376741]

>>12376473
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.12376755]

>>12376719
how many chainlink for a handjob

[Anonymous No.12376777]

>>12376755
this anon >>12376719 gets it.

pic related is OP’s fate.

[Anonymous No.12376817]

>>12376777
we'll see, we'll see. remember this.

you'll love to have dick down your throat for a few thousand xrp in a couple years.

[Anonymous No.12376825]

>>12376719
>>12376777
XRP HIGHLIGHTED by the FEDERAL RESERVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSvydoo3OeU

[Anonymous No.12377981]

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12378054]

>>12376473
How much xrp is needed to make it?

[Anonymous No.12378107]

How do you ban evade I got banned yesterday on fit and only incognito works

[Anonymous No.12378482]

>>12376755
>About three fiddy

[Anonymous No.12378725]

>>12378482
>mfw 3.5 linkies is enough to buy a house