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Anonymous Mon Jan 7 21:14:21 2019 No.12372359 [Reply] [Original]

>And then he told me he's a "crypto investor"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 21:16:41 2019 No.12372381 >>12372359 I told a first date this recently and she was genuinely interested. I fucked her on the next date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 21:25:35 2019 No.12372449 >>12372381 That's one dumb bitch. Nice job

Insider info Mon Jan 7 21:55:48 2019 No.12372661

>>12372381
Same here, met a girl on a party at a friends house told her I owned Bitcoin.
She fucked me on the toilet and took my virginity.
Later on I heard the told other people I am her property and if any lady dares to talk to me she will fuck them up.
Apparently I am now her boyfriend and we are seeing each other.

Guys this is the first time with a woman for me I have no idea what happened, is this what a relationship is suppose to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:02:39 2019 No.12372717 >>12372661 Girl troubles? You've come to the right place anon. Let me tell you about the jews:

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:03:52 2019 No.12372724 >>12372717 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:05:12 2019 No.12372738 File: 28 KB, 324x291, 1541860624690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372717 >Let me tell you about the jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:15:37 2019 No.12372806 >>12372661 >is this what a relationship is suppose to be? Yes, that is exactly how it is supposed to be. You done good, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:17:58 2019 No.12372824 >>12372661 remember no condom, tell her how many bitcoins you have. Be sure to give her your private key. You done good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:18:57 2019 No.12372832 File: 3.29 MB, 480x480, 76f6ffd30ac34068035e9e7b3d53839f80aa818ed16ed170c33f588720876092.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372806 >>12372661 This. Now marry her and make sure she knows about all your assets. It's what love is all about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:20:55 2019 No.12372846 >>12372381 >>12372661 wew, didnt take long for the larps to come out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:25:19 2019 No.12372879 File: 582 KB, 759x658, crypto Bitcoin horse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372661 All this bagholder COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:25:48 2019 No.12372883 >>12372846 Only first post is a larp, friendo

Insider info Mon Jan 7 22:37:08 2019 No.12372963

>>12372717
That is a coincidence, she is actually Jewish or sort of I am not really sure.
Her mother is from Israel and her father is Jewish but born in Europe.

>>12372806
Thanks, I am pretty happy with her, every time she comes over at my parents she cooks for the whole family.
My parents adore her but they don't know she is Jewish nor do they know that she took my virginity.

>>12372824
She is on birth control taking a pill.

>>12372832
I hope so I guess I don't know.

>I love you guys!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:38:53 2019 No.12372975 >>12372717 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:53:46 2019 No.12373081 >>12372963 >coincidence >israelis Oy vey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 22:56:13 2019 No.12373095 >>12372359 lol nah, i told you i was new pro wrestler >bodyslam

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 23:05:44 2019 No.12373158 >>12372717 Best post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 7 23:21:25 2019 No.12373266 >>12372963 Yes nothing to worry about goy. It's simply a coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 02:59:08 2019 No.12374544 File: 605 KB, 983x1146, bitchpls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372661 >fucked me on the toilet >her boyfriend >relationship wew lad >>/pol when you're ready and opened your turd eye, then you can come back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 03:25:31 2019 No.12374663 >>12372963 >met a girl on a party at a friends house told her I owned Bitcoin. >She fucked me on the toilet and took my virginity. >she is actually Jewish gee what a shock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 03:39:20 2019 No.12374726 I told a chick I had bitcoin and basically don't work anymore while on coke I bought from the darknet back in late 2015 or early 2016 she didn't understand and I'm still a neet virgin but at least I have my own house now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 05:05:23 2019 No.12375101 File: 387 KB, 382x379, 1526332769562.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372963 >jew is after you cryptoshekels OOOYYYYYY VVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 05:08:19 2019 No.12375112 >>12372963 A cohencidence even

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 07:25:30 2019 No.12375778 File: 97 KB, 519x1034, vkDu8Dk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12372661 Kek, nice job anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 8 10:05:05 2019 No.12376693 >>12372359 I saw my brother zcroll past this on some crypto-normie facebook group.

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