/smg/ - Soup Market General

[Anonymous No.12340062]

Soupies here get your soupies, hot, fresh, wet soupies! edition!

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on S M G:
>>12336538

[Anonymous No.12340070]

First for fat chicks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340088]

second for skinny chicks

[Anonymous No.12340090]

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

PATRICIAN LEVERAGE

[Anonymous No.12340094]

Buy RAD

[bigDickEnergy !!sdHPF01VScZ No.12340099]

Why would you get salty like a fag about missing gains instead of learning what caused your retardation.. Ignoring the announcement of the FED MEETING and BULLISH JOBS #

[Anonymous No.12340102]

>>12340070
Bearfags having bread and water all weekend.

[Anonymous No.12340110]

Buy Campbell soup before it goes to 40 again

[Anonymous No.12340122]

bulls win.

[Anonymous No.12340136]

yeah, I'm thinking we are back AF

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

[Anonymous No.12340141]

bears eternally BTFO

[Anonymous No.12340154]

Bought AMD this morning as well as 1/25 $18.63 calls. Calls sitting at 83.01% gains. Feels fucking good.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12340156]

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

[Anonymous No.12340167]

Enjoy your victory lap bulls.

See you next week!

[Anonymous No.12340169]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up 1.01%! Today we’re going to a Romano’s in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Also I hate to say it but LCI is taking a commanding lead in the Race to Seven Dollars tm, how long will this last?

[bigDickEnergy !!sdHPF01VScZ No.12340171]

>>12340154
>18.63 calls

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340188]

>>12340154
Y-you sold, r-right anon? It's prudent to take 83% gains, r-right?
>>12340169
Up 3% today! I also had a dream I delivered pizza to a house, and the person in it said it was Sundown, then I woke up
Weird

[Anonymous No.12340192]

GE

[Earnings Badger No.12340206]

>>12340169
up 14.68% right now MACD jus inverted and kicked in a bullrun for ATH , gap up Monday morning

#CHADDAQ

[Anonymous No.12340208]

Also balls deep in GE and some boomer jumped it 4% more at close

[Anonymous No.12340215]

>>12340062
>tfw bears were acting like the market was going to crash forever

So glad I bought throughout the dip

[Anonymous No.12340217]

>>12340192
nice AH pop, not seeing any news tho

[Anonymous No.12340218]

>>12340102
>>12340122
>>12340141
>The bear market is over because of a pump

Did you really think that it would just be two months of pain and then it would be over?

Did you think that when the hobbits got to Rivendell they would just drop off the ring and go home?

Your journey has only just begun.

[Anonymous No.12340222]

>>12340206
>MACD inverting
>doesnt post timeframe
Ok retard, I'll just blindly buy into highs now thanks

[Anonymous No.12340223]

>>12340169
Very green
Now Net profitable on GIS, BTI, DDM, banks and more. Hoping for GIS total reversal

[Anonymous No.12340225]

>>12340217
Monday going to be bigly

Someone knows something

[Anonymous No.12340228]

Anyone own Celgene stocks?

I dont know what to make of the buyout by Bristol-Meyers.

I bought at 103 dollars, now it's gone up by 35% to 86 dollars.

What will happen once it gets sold?

[Anonymous No.12340231]

>>12340208
Went all in at 7.95 during the crash yesterday.
This shit is only beginning to pump.
Healthcare spinoff will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.12340234]

tfw you buy an option on a friday like a retard but it doesn't matter because monday is going to make up for it

[Earnings Badger No.12340236]

>>12340222
Your trips should be how many shares you buy.
Your gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.12340247]

Fuckin sold GE 2 hours ago for 8.24 in my defense no one could see that AH jump coming and no one knows what the fuck is going on with them anyhow. Still feels like losing money though

[Anonymous No.12340259]

>>12340169
>Also I hate to say it but LCI is taking a commanding lead in the Race to Seven Dollars tm

[Anonymous No.12340260]

>>12340247
Buy back in when the market crashes back down on Monday desu. Easy gains.

[Anonymous No.12340261]

>>12340169

Super duper good day today. Only flub is that my last second attempt at some profit taking on rocket ship Green Thumb Industries didn't fill. No problem on that though, it has emphatically confirmed bullish reversal anyway.

[Anonymous No.12340266]

Now seriously, aren't the increasingly large swings in both directions an indicator that suggests a volatile market that has the potential to go even lower? That's basically what BTC has been doing at 6k for months and is now doing at 3k.

[Anonymous No.12340275]

>>12340228
>I dont know what to make of the buyout by Bristol-Meyers.
>I bought at 103 dollars, now it's gone up by 35% to 86 dollars.

the price it'll end up at is (the amount the company was bought out for)/(the number of shares)
once the company is sold, your shares will either be automatically sold and converted to cash, converted to shares of the new parent company, or a bit of both

>>12340259
it's looking like LCI will win, but hopefully GALT will flip GPRO before the race is over

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340276]

My special day was ruined. Fuck this gay ass shit. What am I supposed to do for the next 60+ hours?

[Anonymous No.12340285]

>>12340188
I probably should have taken profits...

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340297]

>>12340223
I was going to buy into KHC next Friday when I get my next deposit, but I'm considering taking it off my buy list
It's dividend coverage is cutting it real close, not sure what to do

[Anonymous No.12340307]

Ge is up because Apollo is looking to lease something about jets? News just broke on it.

[Anonymous No.12340309]

>>12340275
It's something like 50 dollars a share + 1 new share of Bristol-Meyers. So basically Bristol-Meyers has to end up at 53 dollars or more.

But then I hear stuff like this:
>Additionally, Celgene shareholders get contingent value right, entitling the holder to receive $9.00 in cash, subject to the U.S. FDA approval of ozanimod, liso-cel, and bb2121.

Wtf is this?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340312]

>>12340275
Aren't you banned? Looks like the jannies need to sweep the thread again for faggots

[Anonymous No.12340320]

>>12340266
stock market volatility = volume. crypto volatility = swings in the price. stocks are so rigged that they've pegged volume as vix to signal traders when they will sell and make money off it.

[Anonymous No.12340325]

>>12340275
GPRO have too many bagholders @ $5-7
it basically has distribution of shitcoin ATM ;_;
honest expect this thing to dump $3 next time market crashes


FOR LOVE OF GOD PLS BUY GPRO AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12340330]

Well fuck, looks like I'll have to stay clean until I find a job

Next week is going to be rough

>>12340169
Ok day, my shorts made -$80 today, but my longs overcame that

[Anonymous No.12340334]

>>12340297
if youre worried they might cut the div its never going to happen. Theyll just have 3g and buffet bail them out of trouble

[Anonymous No.12340354]

I'm the OP from this thread

>>12337762

Feels fucking good bros

Long live long gainers on REAL

Fuck all zoomer shitcoin shills

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340360]

>>12340325
What if go-pro is actually the reason why sales of iphone are shit because everybody got go-pros in China instead of smart phones?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340370]

>>12340334
I'm worried about their stagnated dividend
If price recovers their % yield won't be over 5%, which is a real bummer for my DRIP

[Anonymous No.12340384]

Is there anything I should worry about with buying and selling options? From my understanding you can only lose up to the premium you pay. But I keep hearing the term "on the hook". In what situation, when you still posses the option when it expires, would the broker make you exercise it?

[Anonymous No.12340388]

>>12340325
why not just cut your losses, rkg
do you have a reason to believe GPRO will go back up again

[Anonymous No.12340403]

>>12340384
most you can lose when buying options is all of you money
most you can lose when writing options is all of your money plus, like, a jillion dollars

[Anonymous No.12340407]

>>12340384
selling options without holding the underlying asset, or not using a spread can have potentially unlimited risk, just buy puts/calls if you're new, don't sell/write them.

[Anonymous No.12340412]

Looks like we found a short term bottom. I think I'm going to go long, at least till earnings season.

[Anonymous No.12340413]

>>12340360
hahaha yeah hahaha Apple should just buy GoPro already >:D that would be epic

(but seriously)
China has an whole fleet of knock off GPROs T_T
they physically cant sell anything is China
only good over seas news for GPRO is Japan, they love the GoPro (TM) Brand

[Anonymous No.12340415]

>>12340370
it will probably only be stagnant for a year. Same with GIS, they have a history of stagnating but then the next div will boost to make up for the missed to continue normal growth

gis and kraft did stagnate during the recession and continued after quickly. just wait for these quarters to be over

[Anonymous No.12340417]

I would just read this

https://www.investopedia.com/university/options/

[bigDickEnergy !!sdHPF01VScZ No.12340428]

>>12340384
>>12340407
he smart. Also, don't be an idiot and hold options until expiry. You're too nooby to know when to do that.

[Anonymous No.12340437]

>>12340407
Okay cool that makes sense. Ive only been buying calls and puts. I dont even want to get into writing them.

[Anonymous No.12340443]

>>12340384
There are some circumstances involving options which introduce "infinite risk".

Writing an uncovered call is one. Theoretically, a stock's price can rise infinitely. If the holder of the option decides to exercise the option, you are obligated, at whatever price, to buy 100 shares of a stock, and then sell it back to the person at the price of the option.

Writing a put introduces similar risk too, however the lowest price a stock can drop to is 0, so in the worst case you just lose everything, rather than having to somehow come up with an abritrary sum of money like with naked calls.

[Anonymous No.12340464]

>>12340370
comfy how big is your portfolio now?

[Anonymous No.12340468]

WHO HERE /NIBBLIN/???

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340470]

>>12340384
you should just yolo all your money into some OTM options on some shit biopharma crap nobody has ever heard of, take your 100000% gains and have a party with liquor whores and blow.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340481]

>>12340464
Maxed out it was 3k, but I had to liquidate half of it to pay off part of my tuition to not take out student loans so I'm back down to 1.5k >:(
I have a payment plan in place to get up to 5k EOY though so I won't be the biggest poorfag ITT

[GE LOVER No.12340491]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES BOYS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT GE WOULD BE MY GOLDEN TICKET I KEPT BUYING FROM 8.06 ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 6.66 I AM SET IF IT HIT THE 15 MARK

[Anonymous No.12340495]

>>12340468
got some hungry howie's coming in in 20 minutes or so
pepperoni, onions, and 3x garlic crust

beer n pizza for the friday dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.12340496]

>>12340481
>3k
NOICE
we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12340504]

>>12340491
I bought at 15 is it time to kms

[Anonymous No.12340518]

>>12340504

Just hold til it’s over 15 this summer. You have actually lost money unless you sell

[Anonymous No.12340545]

I uh...
I'm fucked right?

[Anonymous No.12340551]

Feel like I got lucky as fuck going balls deep on just 3 stocks

>GE @ $7.20
>NVAX @ 1.74
>AMD bought at market open and have calls sitting at 80% gains right now

[Anonymous No.12340559]

I'm gonna have Trump do this kind of job reporting every time, today was just fucking great.

[Anonymous No.12340568]

>>12340559
>China crumbing
>US roaring
FEELS GOOD TO BE THE BEST BABY

*sips* ahhhh freedom tastes good

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340587]

>>12340545
Shorting the best publicly traded dick pic sharing app? What were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.12340598]

>>12340587
I've been shorting it since $14.

[Anonymous No.12340602]

>>12340491
Apollo Global Management LLC (APO) is in talks with merchant bankers to borrow enough cash to buy some or all of the jet-leasing unit from General Electric Co. (GE), according to a report late Friday. GE stock rose 3.4% in after-hours trading Friday. Apollo is looking for about $30 billion in debt to buy the jet-leasing business, Bloomberg News reported (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-04/apollo-considers-bid-for-ge-jet-leasing-business-ge-stock-rises)), citing anonymous sources.

[Anonymous No.12340612]

>>12340545
>don't spread the risk off
>surprised when theta, vega, and delta kick your ass
Enjoy your lotto tickets I guess.

[Anonymous No.12340615]

>>12340545
Jesus, get a job. Playing around with pocket change is a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.12340621]

TFW you earn a 50% return on your cash balance

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.12340626]

Sold my first covered call ever today, an AMD weekly

[Earnings Badger No.12340629]

>>12340612
no one here pays attention to the greeks lol
Jus place the bet and YOLO

[Anonymous No.12340631]

our gal

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340642]

>>12340598
Then you should be doing quite well for your self. I remember when they first IPO'd and I got bogged on them. I didn't fall for the iron hands meme though took my losses and moved on.

[GE LOVER No.12340645]

>>12340504
just hold honestly by the end of this year we should be at 15 maybe even 20 honestly just buy now while its still low in my opinion. you miss the bottom of the dip but its still a dip

[Anonymous No.12340649]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Is KHC gonna buy Campbell's Soup edition

[Anonymous No.12340655]

>>12340631
oh shit, trump is gonna win 2020.

[Anonymous No.12340661]

>>12340631
What if they leave the state though?

[Anonymous No.12340671]

>>12340621
WOAH
based anon great investments

[Anonymous No.12340672]

>>12340629
Greeks were faggots

[Anonymous No.12340673]

>>12340661
that's just a new york example, she wants 70% federal (marginal) rate across the nation

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340675]

>>12340631
Fucking commie bitch, I hope she and her whole family has a long and happy life.

[Anonymous No.12340689]

>>12340673
Kek'd.

[Anonymous No.12340692]

>>12340631
Narrator: And just like that, NYC became a ghost town. no one will ever know why the rich left, but the poor remain here, shitting up the place...literally

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340700]

>>12340673
What if I create a shell company in the country of Nevis and use that to hide all of my income?

[Anonymous No.12340701]

>>12340661
who would do that? Just move your money around shadow companies between international bank accounts? no one that's who.

[Anonymous No.12340702]

>>12340631
based spic draining those wallstreet fat cats

[Anonymous No.12340716]

>>12340702
she could drain me if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.12340717]

>>12340615
>>12340612

[Anonymous No.12340724]

>>12340716
you find horses attractive

[Anonymous No.12340734]

>>12340285

Ordinarily on that kind of gain I would say yes, take profit asap. However, something happened today on the Nasdaq and S&P. Both completed a bullish MACD cross on their daily charts as well as broke above short term resistance levels.

This is the kind of stuff that signals cautious bulls that a reversal has formed and it's time to start buying in. Monday could potentially get pretty crazy. This pump isn't done.

[Anonymous No.12340737]

>>12340692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWC2p_T738

[Anonymous No.12340738]

>>12340717
It's okay fren, we all start somewhere. Personally I started out mopping the floor. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[Anonymous No.12340745]

>>12340551
is it too late to go in heavy on GE?

[Anonymous No.12340754]

>>12340738
>Thinks he can be manager...
Not gonna make it...

[Anonymous No.12340756]

>>12340307

GE is up for TA reasons, too. It even put in a meme low of $6.66 last month, which appears to be the low pivot for this particular leg of the chart.

[Anonymous No.12340766]

>tfw still down $23K from September highs, not even including the money put into the market since then

my iron hodl grip is my saving grace

[Anonymous No.12340772]

>>12340481
what's your major, comfy

[Anonymous No.12340783]

>>12340745
I really don't know... I have money on the side right now and can't decide if I like GE or AMD.

The GE news that just came out with Apollo could make it jump even more. The AMD CES conference seems to be moving it up right now.

[Anonymous No.12340794]

>>12340671
Literally only had 9p in there

Cash is king!

[Anonymous No.12340796]

>>12340724
not even going to lie mate I'd shag the fuck out her

[Anonymous No.12340802]

>>12340766
>what is risk, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.12340803]

>>12340738

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12340809]

>>12340700
most people with enough money to do that already to do that.

if it were up to me our intelligence agencies would hunt them down and send them to guantanamo.

[Anonymous No.12340816]

>>12340802
eh, its only a loss if you sell

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12340830]

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-recession/yield-curve-not-reliable-u-s-recession-indicator-trump-adviser-idUSKCN1OY1XN
>It's different this time

[Anonymous No.12340841]

>>12340631
They implemented a millionaire tax in france, that has resulted a run to london and israel ( :) ) as paris etc. are losing record numbers on millionaires in exodus. Generational old Paris very wealthy Jewish families are both escaping muslims and taxes i guess. Wealth tax was implemented by very socialist Holland, and Macron has switched tax to only apply real estate, this has resulted some people returning to France. But is is very tough if each minister changes the wealth tax they might have move again.

Coertez 80% tax will have ofcourse big grace in democrat side, and race will be tough socialist vs. trump i think. If socialist will win then many americans need to move close tax paradises including islands etc. 70-80% is untenable it always results a bank run but people dont really vote on these things they prefer see collapse and run

[Anonymous No.12340858]

Friendly reminder, the top income tax bracket is 37% right now and it was 40% under Obama.

[Anonymous No.12340859]

>>12340794
yes but now you have 17p
keep at it anon!

(I'm guessing you had a larger amount and withdrew it before the intrest payment settled)

[Anonymous No.12340872]

>>12340841
curious to see how it all turns out

[Anonymous No.12340874]

>>12340724
You say this like we dont have a pony board that was among the sites highest traffic generating boards this decade.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12340877]

>>12340841
Highest marginal tax under Eisenhower was 91%, no collapse then. Or have the rich just become bigger pussies since then?

[Anonymous No.12340886]

>>12340816
>eh, its only a loss if you sell

This is the worst meme in all of trading i swear. People start thinking like that and hodl through the chart screaming at them that it's going down and no fooling.

[Anonymous No.12340893]

>>12340874
>we

also just because it exists doesn't make it correct or rational. I.E. Communism.

[Anonymous No.12340895]

>>12340717
Not trying to be mean. But if you have little capital it's much better to go wagecucking for a few years.
Even if you're genius trader and you increase your investment by 10% every single month it'll take you 5 years to reach $100k if you only start with $500.
However if you add just $400 every month you would make a million dollars in the same time.
Pro tip: You're not a genius trader. You'd be above average if you made 10% per YEAR.

[Anonymous No.12340897]

>>12340783
I've got 500 bucks that I'm trying to dump into something, GE is my current top choice, but AMD is a close second

[Anonymous No.12340898]

>>12340877
that was to fund total war my dude aka killing commies

[Anonymous No.12340902]

>>12340816
>t. retard

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12340903]

>>12340796
Stop this meme!! She is not attractive!
>>12340772
Plant & Wildlife Ecology with a focus on range management, then a masters in environmental restoration
It'll pay meh but I get to be outside and help Gaia-chan

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12340905]

>>12340809
Ahhh yes the classic, rise up and imprison the bourgeoisie.

>>12340796
I dunno she doesn't seem that attractive to me.

>>12340841
You can only collect so many taxes before the people you're actually collecting from just say fuck it, and you get no taxes.

[Anonymous No.12340907]

>>12340895
>However if you add just $400 every month you would make a million dollars in the same time.
????
can we get a math check in this
or is this with 10% returns every month too

[Anonymous No.12340909]

>>12340886
I don't invest in memes. If one of my companies is failing its because of a major fundamental disaster in that company and I sell. (ex. I sold Wynn and GE this year). Only two stocks I've sold in a few years. The remainder of my stocks are companies that will likely only fail if the world turns post apocalyptic...and even then I think JNJ and PG will still be around

[Anonymous No.12340915]

>>12340772
he's doing some geology or surveying when done with school

[Anonymous No.12340917]

>>12340717
You should be able to sell things against your options on monday.

[Anonymous No.12340923]

>>12340877
>91%
can this meme stat die. That was for 1 person only and he didn't pay it because he used loop holes.

[Anonymous No.12340924]

>>12340886
i didn't sell anything either. i keep cash and bonds and put them to work when an opportunity presents itself. by selling i'll have tax impacts and i'll lose qualified dividend status. also, once you go to cash it's very hard to get back in.

when you sell, you have to time the market properly twice for it to be beneficial. getting out, and then getting back in. i'd rather not stress over that and just rebalance on my predetermined schedule with planned % allocations.

also, that guy you're replying to has a lot more money than you do, so maybe you should listen more instead of being a smug pleb.

[Anonymous No.12340925]

>>12340872
>Austrailia
nani

[Anonymous No.12340930]

>>12340897
I'm on the fence about selling my AMD right before they talk about it at CES.

[Anonymous No.12340937]

Someone link me resources on HOW TO TRADE EURO / ASIAN MARKETS

[Anonymous No.12340938]

>>12340877
I think wealth tax would be even more destructive than simply income tax. Also depends on tax brackets. Income tax is wayyyy easier to avoid. Also nowadays more international people can quickly move or buy other countries citizenships etc.

That being said, this kind of taxes will get people to vote. It is human bias unless you are in the top bracket the people will like to see the richest taxes 80% or similar, despite any longer terms effects on econonmy on such policy. And yes, these kind of taxes always very troublesome as people will simply dodge them usually it is the working class paying the higher taxes

[Anonymous No.12340941]

>>12340903
>Stop this meme!! She is not attractive!
I would 100% let her sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.12340944]

>>12340930
I'm going with GE, seems safer

[Anonymous No.12340956]

>>12340909
>>12340924

Fair if you're doing blue chippies and collecting divs. However, stop loss below key support is important and does not take any particular skill or thought to do.

[Anonymous No.12340965]

>>12340859
Didn't, all my stock investments are made with new cash, the only cash ever left in the account is the few pennies left over when I can't buy fractions of ETFs

[Anonymous No.12340974]

>>12340907
apparently you'd have 375K at 10% per month with 400 per month additional income

[Anonymous No.12340986]

>>12340944
I would follow the news regarding Apollo. It jumped like 4% after market because of it and I don't know if it will go up or get dumped Monday.

NVAX is the thing that didn't pump like I thought it would today. Had good news and all. If the JP Morgan conference goes good it could moon. It is really volatile imo

[Anonymous No.12340989]

>>12340649
Mondelez said they want in on the buy too

[Anonymous No.12340990]

>>12340924
>stop being a smug pleb

Never.

[Anonymous No.12340993]

>>12340956
i've been there, done that. it sounds easy but i've put stop losses on and next day the market has a huge up day and then you feel stuck. you dont want to buy in at higher prices, so you wait it out and then whoops, it keeps going up without you.

[Anonymous No.12340994]

>>12340898
>aka killing commies

national socialists*

>>12340903
>>12340915
I'm majoring in Neuroscience in my undergraduate education, and I'm planning on getting a Masters' (and eventually a Ph.D, hopefully) in Neuroscience as well

[Anonymous No.12340995]

>>12340796
me would gut her like fish :3

[Anonymous No.12341002]

>>12340858
Daily reminder to always zoom out

[Anonymous No.12341003]

>>12340909
I've been thinking of jumping in JnJ recently

[Anonymous No.12341005]

>>12340994
socialists, commies same difference
the right of an individual is self determination

[Anonymous No.12341007]

>>12340994
I haven't decided exactly which Neuroscience related field I want to go into for my Masters', but I know I want it to be something to do with Neuro

[Earnings Badger No.12341029]

>>12340895
So if i make 87% in one day i can take 9 months off?

[Anonymous No.12341032]

>>12341002
THANK YOU BASED REAGAN

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341044]

>>12340938
Well we're talking about income tax here, not wealth tax. The richest have already placed more and more of the tax burden on workers as they pay with their tax breaks through national debt.

First thing to get the to pay up is make them afraid of the consequences. There should be no place they can hide and the US is powerful enough to get extradition agreements from most tax havens.

[Anonymous No.12341059]

>>12340907
>or is this with 10% returns every month too
Yes, +10% on your total investment every month + additional $400 from wagecucking makes one million in 5 years.
You'd have to be a genius, though, to consistently make 10% every month. I was just trying to emphasize how important monthly deposits are if you have little money to begin with.
Let's take a more realistic example. Let's say you're a good trader and make 10% every year (+0.8% per month) and additionally add $500 a month. In this scenario you'd make $100k in 10 years.
>>12340974
Don't think that checks out.

[Anonymous No.12341070]

>>12341029
No. +10% every month for 9 months makes +136%. Also you have to consider taxes.

[Anonymous No.12341073]

>>12340994
>>12340903
pay isn't a big concern for me either, desu
as long as I make enough to support myself comfortably, I'm fine
you obviously like the idea of working outside for living, and I like the idea of working in a lab in the same way
I don't think going to med school and becoming a doctor would be worth the stress, desu
The occupation just doesn't sound as appealing to me as being a researcher does

[Earnings Badger No.12341077]

>>12341070
U mean u have to consider how to dodge the tax man

[Anonymous No.12341080]

>>12341059
ok i'm guessing i fucked up but where?

[Anonymous No.12341084]

>>12341044
i dont really get your babble but I agree that the irs should go after the tax evaders
also the irs should lower my taxes but that's another story

[Anonymous No.12341093]

>>12341080
rate of return usually means yearly rate of return

[Anonymous No.12341094]

>>12341044
commies are worse than fascists and this post proves it

[Anonymous No.12341097]

>>12340995
apex taste rkg, if I ever get my hands on her I'll ring you up for a double team

[Anonymous No.12341098]

>>12341080
when you contribute an additional $4800 per month it's easy to save $375k

[Anonymous No.12341111]

>>12341093
hmm, i couldn't change that to month nor could i input 120% (10% x 12 months). so whats the answer?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341113]

Finally got the bond reinvestment formula to work. Next is to combine them and then get inflation adjustment.

[Anonymous No.12341115]

>>12340903
>Plant & Wildlife Ecology with a focus on range management,
close enough

>>12340994
nice!, im less than a year from having a Mechanical Engineering degree, dream job would be R&D at lockheed, or something with DARPA
technician at nuclear power plant, or a CAD jocky designing crap would be comfy mode career though

im going to wait on getting a masters (in theoretical, or subatomic, physics) until after ive worked a few years, so i can get masters for a purpose, instead of getting it for the sake of getting it
and possibly get my work to pay me to go to school

>>12341007
wait until you have work experience, or a good co-op at least
otherwise masters will end up shutting you out of jobs, since masters=more pay than bachlors, so places will avoid hiring you

>>12340858
>>12341002
>>12341032
the real fix for income inequality would be huge inheritance taxes, would fix more than income taxes

but good luck finding a single supporter for that

[Anonymous No.12341118]

>>12341098
i'm retarded at math. this is one main reason why i'm an attorney

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341119]

>>12341113
wrong pic

[Anonymous No.12341131]

>>12341080
Which site is that? That may be yearly calculations. I made monthly calculations in Excel.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341143]

>>12341094
worse for capitalists who think they're above the law.

[Anonymous No.12341150]

>>12341111
neither 10% monthly returns is equal to 213% yearly

keep compounds to monthly

[Anonymous No.12341154]

>>12341080
Made the calculations on this site, too, and it checks out. Just imagine months instead of years.
http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm

[Anonymous No.12341163]

>>12341115
BS on inheritance tax. people would just spend money instead of investing it. as always, there's a Milton Friedman video clearly disputing this economic fallacy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9OCw3f5w4

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12341167]

>>12341118
I'm retarded at everything. That's why I had to be in special classes all the way through school.

[Anonymous No.12341169]

>>12340895
If you save 17k a month for 5 years...

[Anonymous No.12341190]

>>12341118
damn shame, it would be incredibly helpful for you as an attorney

on an unrelated topic, how's demand for patent attorneys these days?
i have a professor who worked with quite a few of them, all you need is a ME degree and pass the bar

then you get to sit on you ass 35 hours a week for pay, and go to court as an expert witness and make five or six figures for 10 minutes of explaining shit to a jury (12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty) or a judge (who couldnt care less)

sounds like a comfy career, but i worry what the demand is, since it sounds too good to be true

>>12341143
>>12341094
zealotry of any kind is abhorrent, doesnt matter who it is

[Anonymous No.12341193]

>>12341143
no, just worse overall. killed more people than fascists, each country became a piece of shit for at least 3-4 decades after, and overall was just worse.

and if you don't think communism has greedy faggots who think they're above the law you're plain retarded. the difference being in capitalism, we can actually afford to have courts of law. in communism, people eat dogs

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341197]

>>12341163
Over-accumulation is already a massive problem. If spending rates were more even across classes then economic crises would become far less bad. Of course, I doubt there will ever be an inheritance tax high enough in capitalism to actually fix this problem.

[Anonymous No.12341202]

Yes GE will be well worth it. I got in when it shit way low at under $7 mark. The spinoffs, now this latest bit about Apollo. Then also read where the CEO will get double shares if he can get the stock back to $30 per. So he has even more incentive to get GE back on track. AMRN also had good news today. Seriously if you ain't got in with AMRN your gonna miss the Profit Train when it leaves. (2 Billion in estimated drug profit for 2019 alone is nothing to ignore as is the repeated buy ratings and stock price set at 30+).

Join AMRN or get ran over by the Profit Train as it leaves you behind.

[Anonymous No.12341207]

>>12341118
can you help me sue 4channel for giving me bad investment advice anon
specifically I'd like to sue the one named "Big5Guy"

[Anonymous No.12341217]

>>12341115
I am planning on taking some time to get work experience to earn some money before I go to grad school, so that I don't have to completely drown myself in student loan debt to pay for it
I'm getting some work experience in my field while I'm an undergrad as an unpaid research assistant in the lab of a faculty member on campus

[Anonymous No.12341218]

>>12341115
>That image
When we got to laplance transformation, I felt like I had ascended to a higher plane of existence

[Anonymous No.12341221]

>>12341197
>spending is the only thing you can do with money
jesus commie, you do realize the economy is not a zero sum game. investing your money increases the economy.

[Anonymous No.12341222]

>>12341207
Anon... you are responsible for your own decisions...

[Anonymous No.12341226]

>>12341218
what program teaches fashion to math grads?

[Anonymous No.12341236]

>>12341222
he took a fiduciary role in my life i was violated
then he took my money and left
he must pay

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341243]

>>12341193
The death totals for communist countries are always inflated by famines that were driven by natural phenomena and policies that were necessary for industrialization. The fascists just murdered millions, not even because they were ideological enemies, but because they just hated entire ethnic groups. talk to any russian who lived through the USSR's collapse, they'll always tell you capitalism in the 90s was far worse than the socialism it replaced.

[Anonymous No.12341253]

How are ya'll feeling about AMD? CES is next week

[Anonymous No.12341254]

>>12341243
>policies that were necessary for industrialization
there it is
the genocide justification

[Anonymous No.12341272]

>>12341218
agreed, Fourier was a madman for doing that analysis without computers

he must have been Gauss-tier supersmart to do that before 1900

learning Laplace transforms is like being reborn again, even more so than learning how to measure rates of change (diffeq's)

>>12341226
ME majors (gays or ladies?) who fail the weeder courses so they switch to fashion major?

or i imagine there has to be some kind of materials engineer doing QQ on the factory floor at sweatshops?

or maybe Laplace is a trendy sounding name, idk

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341283]

>>12341221
Investing money helps the economy so long as it can be used productively. The problem we have right now is that there's more money being invested that can be invested productively. This is overaccumulation. Combined with a falling and stagnating rate of profit, it induces irrational risk taking and cost cutting, and eventually a crisis of overproduction and a crisis of payments.

>>12341254
Genocide targets people by their race. If anything, the USSR prevented genocide with its industrialization, as without it the Nazis would have assuredly won the eastern front and done exactly that.

[Anonymous No.12341289]

>>12341243
>famines driven by natural phenomena and policies that were necessary for industrialization

no, collective farming has never been necessary for industrialization. Capitalism seemed to do just fine growing crops for everyone in their country and other countries at the same time.

There's a reason why Japan was more efficient than the USSR with very little resources comparatively

[Anonymous No.12341292]

>>12341283
hm yes yes now the genocide denial
the soviets committed genocide on the order of the nazis, the most well documented of which is called the holodomor

[Anonymous No.12341298]

>>12341289
and you can harvest rice twice a year.

[Anonymous No.12341301]

y did oil suddenly start going up

[Anonymous No.12341312]

>>12341301
Saudis cut supply

[Anonymous No.12341321]

>>12341312
havent they been doing tht for like two months tho

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12341335]

>>12341113
Compounding interest is the best
Pic related shows investment growth with JUST dividends over 30 years
It would all be slightly higher since it's compounded quarterly instead of annually, but that's hard to display in a screenshot
Image this reinvestment of dividends PLUS the value of the equity increasing even at a modest rate

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341340]

>>12341289
It wasn't the collective farming that was essential, it was the expropriation of the peasants that fueled the industrialization. The same thing happened in capitalism in its infancy. Perhaps, with enough time, agrarian capitalism could have provided the accumulation necessary for industrialization, but almost assuredly not before WW2.

>>12341292
Plenty of academics don't consider it a genocide, the fact that it's even considered so at all is just a function of ukranian politics. I believe I've already had this conversation with you before.

[Anonymous No.12341345]

>>12341253
I bought shares and calls at market open and will decide if I get more on Monday.

Does anyone know when exactly AMD will speak at CES? I know the thing is Jan 8-11 but not when AMD talks. I might sell that day...

[Anonymous No.12341356]

>>12341335
>Assumes a dividend yield of 10% for ten years

Nigga get the hell out of here with that whack maths

[Anonymous No.12341372]

wat will happen with ge

[Earnings Badger No.12341381]

>>12341335
Wow Reminds me of bitconnect!

[Anonymous No.12341382]

>>12341301
The oil report was indifferent so not sure. I got in UWT this afternoon but I am not confident in it.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12341383]

>>12341356
>NLY
>MFA
>IVR
>AB
>REM
almost
>MORT
>BXMT
>BX
10% is very achievable if you actually try

[Anonymous No.12341385]

>>12341202
Then why is AMRN down in AH? People don't seem to like this news that came out after markets closed.

[Anonymous No.12341389]

>>12341340
i just hope you find out why you feel like you need to defend soviet's historical genocide
it'll take a lot of healing but I think you'll come out a better person

[Anonymous No.12341397]

>>12341283
>implying Stalin wasn't trying to kill Jews too

such revisionist, very mislead

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12341400]

>>12341381
>compounding interest is the same as a ponzi scheme
THIS IS BASIC INVESTING 101
REEEEE BRAINLETS OUT

[Anonymous No.12341401]

>>12341345
>Does anyone know when exactly AMD will speak at CES?
Googled my own question. AMD CEO, Dr. Lisa Su, presents a keynote address on Wednesday, January 9 at 9 AM Pacific

[Anonymous No.12341408]

>>12341345
https://www.ces.tech/conference/Keynotes/AMD-Keynote.aspx

Here you are lad. What are you expecting?

[Anonymous No.12341409]

>>12341253
>CES is next week
Anon. Earnings reports start on the 14th and with Apple's guidance "surprise" everything is up in the air and hinging on the trade deal with China. Jobs report was amazing, fed rate announcement was promising, only unknowns left are China deal and earnings reports. The China deal will ignite a bull regardless of earnings. A stall on China with good earnings, still 5-10%. A stall on China with bad earnings down another 3-5%. A fail on China? Hope you bought metal.

[Anonymous No.12341418]

>>12341372
Apollo deal might be coming for 40 billoin

[Anonymous No.12341419]

>>12341289
>>12341292
it was part of soviet's 8D chess games

(or it was from all the original communists dying durring the cascading revolts that Rus civil war caused?)

>>12341301
Russ+OPEC
also Venezuala production is dropping like a rock because their economy is going to shit (and oil dropping is just making it worse, negative feedback loop)

>>12341312
>>12341321
no, they made meaningful cuts, after realizing that shale is able to survive low prices, not go out of business

and they only had so much surplus funds to burn in their price war, so their supply flooding has done the opposite of what they want (shale not only survived, it became even more efficient because capitalism, and while OPEC countries hemoraged money, their populations are starting to experience unrest, because social services have lost funding)

many OPEC governments cannot survive flooding the market with money anymore, the point that would give them their desired market share would also cause civil revolts, making market share a moot point

also Saudi-Iran cold war is breaking OPEC apart from the inside

a new Saudi-Russian axis is forming (although Russia is trying to be friendly with both Saudis and IRAN, but Saudi friendship is much more profitable, so we will see how it goes...)

also Libya might be losing oil production? or are they recovering from their unexpected dip from the past year or two?

[Anonymous No.12341422]

>>12341335
Yes this is why DRIP is your friend. I've got it enabled on my all my positions that pay divs

[Anonymous No.12341441]

>>12341408
I don't know what to expect 100%. I am probably going to buy into the buy the rumor/sell the news meme.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341461]

>>12341389
I'm not interested in bland talking points from actual fascists in Ukraine.

The horrors of the famines, and the death involved, was real, and had systemic causes. If you're arguing that this was all a plan by evil stalin and the politburo then you can't blame "socialism" as an economic system, which does us all a disfavor.

[Anonymous No.12341476]

>>12341461
Guys fuck off really no one here cares
>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.12341479]

>>12341335
>It would all be slightly higher since it's compounded quarterly instead of annually, but that's hard to display in a screenshot
its really not, just move one integer, omit 3/4 results

>REEEE BRAINLETS OUT

[Anonymous No.12341482]

>>12341383
all shit

[Anonymous No.12341487]

>>12341461
Stalin was evil wtf, he wanted to murder as many people as possibly

you could claim Mao was incompetent, but Stalin was clearly Satan, worse than Hitler

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341492]

>>12341476
they started it

[Anonymous No.12341507]

What are bears saying now?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341510]

>>12341487
He wanted to murder to ensure his own power, and he was extremely paranoid. He was cruel and lacked empathy, but he didn't murder for the sake of murder.

[Anonymous No.12341520]

>>12341507
theyve been shipped off to the bile farm

[Anonymous No.12341521]

>>12341507
"stop stop we've had enough"

[Anonymous No.12341523]

>>12341492
your name and posting invites it

your continuous replies encouraged it

[Anonymous No.12341538]

>Sitting on 80K pile of cash
>Want to get into investment
>Terrified of being burned

I just wish I hadn't sold my apple stock back in 2011. I can't believe I sold it to buy a car. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.12341545]

>>12340893
>expecting rational players in an irrational game
This is why you lose money in the market, and why you dont get ahead in life.

[Earnings Badger No.12341553]

>>12341538
You can own AAPL again for only 38$ right now
Its called TQQQ

[Anonymous No.12341555]

>>12341507
Thinking about what to order from DoorDash on the bears dime right now.

[Anonymous No.12341590]

>>12340169
up 2.25% during the day, down .1% after-hours

[Anonymous No.12341592]

>>12341507
>something something macro trend (which is potentially plausible)
>something something debt crisis

The usual. Fact of the matter is both Nasdaq and S&P confirmed bull flags, broke short term resistance, and are likely to continue trending up for a while here until bad news, rebuff at key resistance, or overbought on daily RSI, whichever comes first. I slammed in an extra chunk of cash when I saw Nasdaq fail to set a meaningful low around close yesterday. Apple revising guidance to lower revenues for the quarter was the bears' chance to push in to lower low candles. Didn't happen. Bulls have control for now.

[Anonymous No.12341593]

Thinking about dumping part of my tax refund into buying more T. Like the saying goes "buy the dip".
Price has been moving between the 28 - 30 range lately and they just recently hiked the fat div even more so perhaps the time to strike will be soon

[Anonymous No.12341597]

>>12341553
Apple is in highly weighted in every major us index so its difficult to not own any. Although now they are a moderate to strong buy in my books at current price and based on desperation for Tim Cook.

[Anonymous No.12341641]

>>12341545
>this is why you lose money in the market
hahaha you're joking right? lets compare portfolios

[Anonymous No.12341662]

>>12341507
Offically Bear Spokeswoman here:

There are some sellers trapped at 247. We are gonging to try to meekly short 252 but wont defend this line too hard. Bears are glad we finally getting some room upwards. Many bears will help buy until 270, in which we will attack with full force.

[Anonymous No.12341667]

>>12341597
Apple is a buy for sure. Their Enterprise Value is 7X Owners Earnings. That's cheap as fuck even if they never grow again. As long as you can stay patient, you should be fine.

Worst case scenario, you baghold and they continue to generate 80B cash a year. Best case scenario, it rockets to $250/share+ and you dump your bags and almost double your money.

[Anonymous No.12341669]

>>12340631
>High tax rates for being better than your peers
>Have to get into tax evasion
>Because some mutt wants to fund more fat black bitches having babies

[Anonymous No.12341678]

>>12341592
>Apple revising guidance to lower revenues for the quarter was the bears' chance to push in to lower low candles.
Also the worst year in a decade makes it feel like bottom. Every bear run has a bottom.

[Anonymous No.12341691]

>>12341510
>He wanted to murder to ensure his own power
>He was extremely paranoid
>He was cruel and lacked empathy
>b-but he wasnt a genocidal maniac

[Anonymous No.12341692]

>>12341553
what is TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.12341699]

>>12341419
so its time to long oil?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12341706]

>>12341692
its basically like buying the nasdaq, but they use jewish magic so you get 3 times the gains.

[Anonymous No.12341724]

>>12341667
Absolutely agree. I can sit on 11.98 p/e ratio (01/03/19) with a chance to moon any day of the week. Fucking steal.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12341728]

>>12341691
Most dictators share those first three qualities and lack the last one. Most dictators deserve to be condemned, as does he, regardless.

[Anonymous No.12341735]

>>12341706
when you put it like that, literally how can i lose?

[Anonymous No.12341748]

>>12341593

AT&T right? I took a stab at some TA on this one. Looks pretty good. Entry at this time maybe not optimal but I think if indices stay bullish for a few weeks there is good upside to be had. Also bonus if you're looking mainly for the divvies. You're trading contrarian against a macro bearish trend but it's not imminently in danger of turning around and going significantly down again for a while. Pic related is the weekly chart. Purple meme lines are long term, light blue is medium term, and light green is short term.

[Anonymous No.12341752]

>>12340192
Haha GE is overleveged in the energy sector. They depend on large amounts of growth in the energy sector. Get reckt bitch

[Anonymous No.12341754]

>>12340631
Ann Coulter is right. The poor paid for the 30 million illegals. The middle paid for the 30 million illegals. NOW the rich are gonna pay and it's going to be glorious. Sure you got cheap nannies, cheap lawn care, never had to pay your workers raises, and laughed the whole time. Now who's laughing? It's going to be awesome watching wall st assholes trying to weasel out of the reckoning 30 years in the making.

[Anonymous No.12341757]

>>12341735
Umm because a 3x leverage also means 3x losses when you lose anon.

[Anonymous No.12341764]

>>12340276
what are you invested in?

[Earnings Badger No.12341767]

>>12341735
No stock or etf is garunteed to make u money all the time lol, other than that its pretty good. and it pays dividens now too

[Anonymous No.12341775]

>>12341641
Ok. Lets go.

[Anonymous No.12341776]

>>12341754
You know what would be better than the rich paying for 30 million illegals? Getting the illegals out.

[Anonymous No.12341779]

>>12341699
I didn't long it but bought UWT early this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.12341783]

>>12341767
It was a joke lad calm down. Should i pick up 13 shares on monday? Strongly considering it because it looks like a decent buy.

[Anonymous No.12341791]

>>12341699
for now, until next OPEC meeting at least

commodities in general move based on outside factors (weather, politics, producer shenanigans)
and oil is the most heavily manipulated commodity in the world

price forecasts are only good for a week or two at most with oil, and prices can change on a dime

if you do, youll have to do more DD than with any regular stock

profit potentials can be huge, thanks to the unpredictability of commodities (but risk is high too though)

[Anonymous No.12341795]

>>12341767
I got a fat ass dividend from SPXL
near 3% , all at once

[Anonymous No.12341799]

>>12341752
They also got a $40 billion dollar deal today

[Earnings Badger No.12341804]

>>12341783
considering its All time high was 73 bucks and its getting more bullish as of latley Yeah your buying cheapies, monday itll open pretty high but Youll definatley be okay id expect to sell around mid august if u were to buy next week

[Anonymous No.12341818]

>>12341804
You think its gonna repeat itself?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12341822]

>>12341776
can we keep the hard working ones and just exile lazy americans in their place?

[Anonymous No.12341830]

>lci after hours

Wut?

[Anonymous No.12341831]

>>12341822
No. You have to actually pay minimum wage for once.

[Anonymous No.12341837]

>>12341795
>fat ass dividend
>near 3%

[Anonymous No.12341850]

>>12341776
you know what would be even better?
making those 30 million work for legal wages, and pay taxes on their wages

we should deport the greedy fucks who employ them for sub-minimum, under the table wages instead

[Earnings Badger No.12341851]

>>12341818
A bear market was denied at 30$ so it should repeat itself but stronger, Just wont happen over night unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.12341857]

>>12341837
I know but 3% paid all at once is sort of like getting a 12% regular div so its cool

[Anonymous No.12341862]

>>12341850
There's already plenty of legal Mexicans where I live, we don't need more.

[Anonymous No.12341863]

>>12341851
bears on ssw

[Anonymous No.12341865]

>>12341757

Shush! Nasdaq never ever goes down.

[Anonymous No.12341881]

>>12340897
half and half

[Anonymous No.12341884]

>>12341830
lol

[Anonymous No.12341888]

>>12341837
3% is better than 0

[Anonymous No.12341896]

>>12341862
sucks to suck

maybe you should think about living somewhere that isnt a shithole

[Anonymous No.12341906]

>>12341896
Where I live none of those disasters are a major threat, even the earthquakes and floods rarely if ever cause damage.

[Anonymous No.12341911]

>>12341888
Nice trips, nice sneaky burt too. I was gonna try to one-up you, but that was a quality post.

[Anonymous No.12341920]

>>12341837
Yes Tyrone. A 3% dividend would put you place you in the top ten of the dow30. Plus potential of actual stock growth of whatever. The highest yielding dividend in the dow is under 5%

[Anonymous No.12341928]

>>12341863
sausage watch?

[Anonymous No.12341933]

>>12341906
well apparently you live somewhere full of poor people, so instead of blaming others for your situation you could just take responsibility for your decisions?

why do you insist on projecting your problems onto millions of others?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12341935]

>>12341896
yeab but from like buffalo to mn you get those lake effect blizzards that dump 2+feet of snow and collapse your roofs. That shit isn't safe.

[Anonymous No.12341940]

>>12341830
NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.12341948]

>>12341776
Yeah right. Ocasio Cortez is just the beginning. Check out the slime from California in 80+ % districts and what they want to do to this country. Hugo Chavez would be getting off easy because Hugo Chavez had to at least argue the merits of stealing from fellow Latinos, whatever they were. Stealing from White people? Piece of cake politically; the University system has been setting that table for 30 years too.

[Anonymous No.12341952]

>>12341928
suicide watch you silly goose xD

[Anonymous No.12341967]

>>12341933
It's not my decision to live here. I live here because I don't have the money to move. And even if I did move, I'd just live in the shitty part of that place, and have to deal with liberal whites telling me how great it is that the place I moved to is also getting chicano'd.
Also, maybe I think we shouldn't just give up large swaths of territory to people who are annoying and most importantly, illegal.

[Anonymous No.12341968]

wtf its friday? this sucks. The bullrun was just getting good too

[Anonymous No.12341970]

>>12341920
I literally have a portfolio that yields like 10% as a whole haha. Fuck 3% was my point.

[Anonymous No.12341981]

>>12341952
That's only one s, though.

[Anonymous No.12341997]

>>12341981
typo

[Anonymous No.12342018]

>>12341970
Wasn't sure if retarded or ironic, lol.

[Anonymous No.12342029]

>>12342018
A little bit of both, thats the way to have fun haha

[Anonymous No.12342030]

>>12341935
it is if you make your house out of something besides cardboard

snow is EZ mode once you learn how to drive in it
and the daily shoveling makes you big and muscular without a trip to the gym, so its a win-win

besides, sledding off of your roof after a 12 foot snowfall is one of the funnest things in the world

[Anonymous No.12342040]

>>12341981
Yeah but ss and suicide are synonymous, especially in 1945.

[Anonymous No.12342047]

Yo DO realize what it means to have that kind of days more and more frequently, right?

[Anonymous No.12342050]

First

[Anonymous No.12342061]

>>12342029
Its time

[Anonymous No.12342063]

>>12342047
yes, volatility is redpilled and based.

[Anonymous No.12342069]

>>12342063
Literally redpilled and based answer right here

[Anonymous No.12342073]

>>12341775
y-you f-first

[Anonymous No.12342076]

>>12342047
Oooooh, spooky chart that backs up someones side of an argument. Collapse imminent

>>12342061
its definitely not not time broski

[Anonymous No.12342096]

>>12342073
Do it faggots. This is the hieght of my Friday entertainment.(when market is closed)

[Anonymous No.12342111]

>>12342096
>>12342073

I've posted mine before, don't be gay fags

[Anonymous No.12342117]

is it too late to get into flks?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12342119]

>>12342061
I feel all despondent, and want to just get drunk. Somebody got like one of them books they made a youtube video out of? I need something to do. Memeanalysis, get some cocaine, i mean fucking AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12342136]

>>12342111
Just do it anon, thread is at limit and you get to be anonymous again

[Anonymous No.12342146]

>>12341775
2/3 in mutual funds
1/3 in divvy portfolio

[Anonymous No.12342151]

Also please bake new bread. I want to be Iraqqi oil tycoon next

[Anonymous No.12342153]

>>12341408
> What are you expecting?

Hopefully what is currently rumored, aka pic related. It would annihilate Intel on all fronts (except mobile, those need to be seen first).

Not really sold on AMD's GPU section, though.

[Anonymous No.12342156]

>>12342136
I'm not the one who was in the argument. But here anyways.

[Anonymous No.12342161]

New Thread:

>>12342154
>>12342154
>>12342154

[Anonymous No.12342162]

>>12342146
Holy crap you rich. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.12342170]

>>12341754
Wow. She is getting really thin.

[Earnings Badger No.12342179]

>>12342162
shutup hobit

[Anonymous No.12342197]

>>12342076
>Friday evening
>posting pokeman pictures on 4channel
Lmao @ ur lyfe

[Anonymous No.12342236]

>>12342197
That makes three of us

[Anonymous No.12342313]

>>12342197
Totally agree I wish my Friday could be like yours.

[Anonymous No.12342349]

Bought LABU at $29 and panic sold at $33, went all in on SQQQ at $18 and lost all my gains

Guess I’m holding now, will probably buy more on Monday and try to get my average cost down

[Earnings Badger No.12342383]

>>12342349
QQQ is gonna pump on monday though I already showed that last thread. SQQQ is gonna be hit hard

[Anonymous No.12342512]

>>12341202
i like a lot of the prospective biopharm stocks you guys shill here, but does anyone have some examples of people here being correct about some historically?

[Anonymous No.12342688]

Hows everyones week