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12326952 No.12326952 [Reply] [Original]

bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, RKG is a healthlet, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

People who need to work on their compassion: >>12324897

>> No.12326976
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12326976

>dad asks if I've sold my McDonald's shares yet
I'm going to lose my mind if he keeps asking this

>> No.12326978
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12326978

fuck boomers
fuck people
no compassion

>> No.12326983
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12326983

GOD DAMNIT COMFY NEW PODCAST

W H E N

>> No.12326985

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>> No.12326986

>>12326976
Wendy's is a better company.

>> No.12326988

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

2X IS THE PATRICIAN HOLDING LEVERAGE, ANYTHING ELSE IS BOOMER TIER AND ANYTHING HIGHER YOU CANT HOLD

>> No.12326992

>>12326983
SHUT UP THAT'S NOT A THING ANYMORE
>>12326985
Still waiting for sub $5 to buy. Rocket ship to $15

>> No.12326993
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12326993

Campbell soup goes UP

>> No.12326994

Who else loading up the cheapies?

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You guys didn't long that weak bounce I hope...

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12327007

la la la la
la la la la la la

>> No.12327008

>>12326992
you aren't that ugly, comfy
your podcasts were good, you don't need to quit just because some people made fun of you

>> No.12327014

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMD

>> No.12327016

When is Trump gonna force out Powell?

>> No.12327018

reminder to open an IRA for 2019 if you havent already

>> No.12327023

>>12326946
You need to focus on a WELL DEFINED career then take appropriate classes to get you there. Do not be like me and simply take whatever is most interesting. You will pay for it down the road.

>> No.12327026

>>12327016
kek Powell is 3 levels above trump. He's not going anywhere. Only thing moving are rates upward.

>> No.12327027

>>12327016
ESZ to 1.5k if he does that

>> No.12327036

>>12327000
they cant see...

>> No.12327039
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>>12327008
Podcast stopped because the CIA niggers were closing in and it triggered my extreme sense of paranoia
>mfw this was always the real reason why it stopped

>> No.12327040

>>12327014
shutup shutup shutup

>> No.12327058

>>12327039

*cringe*

>> No.12327064

>>12327026
Well is the stock market keeps having Carrie Fischer mood swings like this, what if he tries to?

>> No.12327067

>>12327039
fair enough, I can understand where you're coming from there

>> No.12327077
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12327077

The reason I've recently changed by position on Ford is because of their product. Large trucks are a luxury item dependent on cheap fuel
GM, Honda and Toyota have been focusing on electric cars, which are the future, and also have great dividends

>> No.12327079
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12327079

the ppt won't save you

>> No.12327082

>>12327039
its too late comfy we know everything about you
the school you go to
how you look
where you eat
your real name
watch out today, ok? you always trip on that crack in the sidewalk :)

>> No.12327083

>>12327018
starting a new job soon, gonna max that shit out as quickly as possible

>> No.12327092

>>12327083
you have until april 2019 to open an ira for 2018 do it faggot

>> No.12327095
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>>12327023
>>You need to focus on a WELL DEFINED career then take appropriate classes to get you there. Do not be like me and simply take whatever is most interesting. You will pay for it down the road.

seconded, your internship/co-op while getting degree is more important for success than any combination of coursework is

>> No.12327100

>>12327014
I hope it goes lower, I want to see what happens when the new GPUs eventually come out.

>> No.12327108

>bears humiliated
>DOW down 2.5%
You faggots will HODL till the bottom

>> No.12327114

>>12327077
In addition to that, purchasing Ford exclusively for its dividend doesn't make sense when I have a list of healthy companies in the non cyclical food industry, financial sector and REITs that actually pay a higher dividend without being in a struggling sector with high debt

>> No.12327124

>>12327095
do you have a graph where the random portfolio goes further so we can sort of see the future?

>> No.12327126

>>12327108
we'll keep hodling and buy more on the way down, then make even more on the way up
even bears know you only have so long to profit

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>>12327014
>AMD

Why in the name of fuck did it crash as hard as AAPL?

>> No.12327142

>>12327100
When will they be announced?

>> No.12327143

>>12327114
>>12327077
In short, the positives of Ford are outweighed by the negatives, and the opportunity cost of not buying a better company are high
>>12327082
My town is too poor for sidewalks, welcome to Montana

>> No.12327153

>>12327137
AMD's name is reference its stock holders hand size

>> No.12327155

>>12327143
dang you caught me I lied I dont know anything about you except the fact that you're 6 months late on the next podcast

>> No.12327159
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12327159

i don't get it, how exactly are bears getting humiliated today. am i missing some retarded ironic inside joke

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12327160

CNBC is the best

>> No.12327164
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12327164

>tried making a robinhood account in october 2017
>get error on last step of creation
>3+ months of trying and dozens of support emails later all i got is "sorry we are aware of the error and we are fixing it, keep trying and when it works it works!"
Any other good commission-free robo brokers for swing trading? If not I might go with Ally

>> No.12327165

>>12327142
January 9th has the CES key notes. Zen2 announcement is probably more exciting, though.

>> No.12327169

Dow's down 500 points, but bears lose again edition. What?

>> No.12327172
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>>12327124
what?

the graph is a record of performance (well, many records of performance), not a TA indicator

>> No.12327178

>>12327114
The only car companies worth buying are Ferrari and Tesla (at a lower price). Mass market car companies have too low of a margin and the products have a relatively low durable competitive advantage; it's really not worth it.

>> No.12327181

>>12327050
Gotcha. Thanks for the rundown.

>> No.12327185

>>12327160
>you will never have a cute tech industry analyst girl

>> No.12327192

>>12327142
Presumably they'll launch in 2019, but I'm guessing they're gonna be delayed until 2020. There's also rumors that they'll be working on something for the PS5, but its probably just that, a rumor.
Still I'm not holding my breath that AMD will reach its high of $30 any time soon, I'm guess that was mainly down to people jumping on a craze far too late.

>> No.12327197

>>12327172
>>12327095
i always wonder about survival bias on these studies

>> No.12327204

>>12327164
WeBull

>> No.12327210

>>12327197
it is quite high. equal weight etf tend to follow very closely sp500 tr

>> No.12327216

>Russel 2000 -0.64%

>> No.12327218

Support held; expect heavy bounce towards closing

>> No.12327222

If Apple is correct in attributing its earnings shortfall to difficulties in China, shouldn't we be seeing similar shortfalls in Boeing and Caterpillar?

>> No.12327229

This shit has been going sideways for the last hour. Go up so I can short more.

>> No.12327250
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12327250

Three more months like this. Enjoy it bears!

>> No.12327254

>>12327095
>>12327023
well, atm I'm still a freshie so its not so clear for me of where to go. My math professor offered I do research with him(paid) next summer assisting him in writing a monograph. I'm taking classes for my major, and auditing the ones I think are interesting, that may not directly lead to career.

If you have any tips of how to find a career to pursue, that would be greatly appreciated. Ideally I don't want to just pick some career that will pay, I'd like to enjoy my job as well.

>> No.12327257

>>12327248

>> No.12327262

>>12327250
three months? try twenty years

>> No.12327266

>>12327222
Airlines and construction companies are a bit different type of consumer than middle-class twats

>> No.12327267

>>12327222
Yes. It's all going down now. Just wait for all the news this month.

>> No.12327268

>>12327222
Boeing is down almost 4% today. Q4 report when?

>> No.12327269

>>12327229
can some one explain why the whole broader US market gives a fuck that Apple can't sell their retarded shit to chinks? I mean we have record low unemployment, the year is now 2019 way higher year than Obama. It's like just fucking buy US companies and not these fucking assholes who are trying to cater to foreigners.

>> No.12327270

Is GE elite?

>> No.12327271
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12327271

>>12327185
>iktf
why live

>> No.12327281

>>12327210
Marketcap weighted ETFs tend to out preform equal weight iirc
>>12327178
I would buy Ferrari at half the price it is now
I know FA is a meme, but it's my cope in understanding the market

>> No.12327285

>>12326983
Cum town

>> No.12327288

>>12327269
Its a fake dip

>> No.12327299

>>12327218
>TA cuck

>> No.12327302

>>12327269
Because the market prices the future. And we reached peak economy. It's all down from now. Stocks are already pricing that.

>> No.12327318

>>12327299
Have faith in PPT

>> No.12327332

>>12327269
>record low unemployment
Would you like fries with that?

>> No.12327333
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>>12327299
TA < FA < smg < star charts < moon cycles < chaos magic < asking your cat < doing what Cramer says

>> No.12327336

give me one reason why I shouldn't short TVIX right now

>> No.12327338
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12327338

Trump will end the trade war in less than a month.

He wants credit for turning this around. It's a presidential ace in the next election.

Apple handed it to him on a silver platter.

>> No.12327339

>>12327318
What is PPT?

>> No.12327348

>>12327254
You need to decide strategically for yourself. Just don’t fall for the “follow your passion” meme. That only works for the smartest most driven person in the room. The smarter you are, the more you can follow passion rather than obey what society demands. Also the older you get, the more you appreciate money. Others will disagree in order to cope.

>> No.12327351

>>12327339
A secret military tribunal that executed Clinton

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>>12327271
iktf

>> No.12327354

>>12327269
Because we have a global economy. If chinks can't buy our goods, that's bad for us. Apple was the first one to announce it, wait for the others to follow up around the end of the month.

>> No.12327355

>>12327339
PowerPoint

>> No.12327370

Retard rally incoming

>> No.12327385

>>12327370
No if the retard rally comes the GDX picks up points with everything else. I want the GDX to suffer a little bit and a slow and steady movement in the broader market...

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12327390

This GIS KISS

>> No.12327398

>>12327339
Penis Pumper Technology

>> No.12327401

let me find out from the bogs what the fuck is actually going on because that might be a good piece of information to have going into power hour.

>> No.12327404

>>12327269
40% of S&P 500 revenue comes from outside the US. What do you think is going to happen to earnings now that Asia is shitting the bed?

>> No.12327414

>>12327401
Apple missed, dipshit.

>> No.12327415

>>12327269
My guess is there are lots of subtle interconnectedness not readily obvious throughout the entire market, but people try to price them anyway. For example, one doctor losing his job will negatively impact his barber, uber driver, real estate agent, etc. Also, slowdown in iPhone is definitely a slowdown in innovation.

>> No.12327421

You bears really don't want a real recession. If a stock losses 10% for 10 days or even 10 weeks it'll be less than half its initial value.

>> No.12327427

>>12327338
you mean the trade war he started? Are Americans really that dumb?

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12327454

>food stock shill hasn't killed themself yet

>> No.12327455

>>12327427
the chinese must be stopped
purchasing chinese made goods should be illegal desu

>> No.12327459

>>12327427
yes

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>>12327421
It's actually 7 times. 0.97 ≈ 0.5 and 1.17 ≈ 2.

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12327467

I just received the following e-mail.

I made a bet with Tim Cuck that he wouldn't put out a fake press release saying his company isn't making enough money, but the mad man did it so I had to dump it to cover my bet. It's all done now though, when they surprise and beat on earnings don't be surprised if you see them gap up.

>> No.12327468

should I wait hoping it dips into the 20s again, or should I long micron 3x leverage immediately at 31usd?

the selloffs seem to have died somewhat and its more resistant to the wider market selloffs now than it was earlier. I'm concerned the bottom has been reached and it will shoot up and I will be left behind.

>> No.12327473

>>12327427
Fed gets the blame for the tanking. Trade war is minor.

Now that the trade war is a lever to be pulled and apple made China an issue, he can swoop in for a victory.

And he will mostly get a better deal too.

>> No.12327476

>>12327421
And yes, I do want that very much.

>> No.12327478

>>12327468
trading on fear means you will fail

>> No.12327479

WHERE THE FUCK IS LUNCHBRO?!?!!?

>> No.12327486

Does anyone know if you can sell a put option you buy before the expiry date?

Say I buy 1 put option for 0.50/share cents when the stock is worth $19.00 with an expiry date a week from now and a strike price at $18.00.

The next day, the stock goes down to $18.75 that put option is now worth 0.75 because the stock price went down.

Can I sell the put option at $0.75/share? Or am I locked in and can only exercise the option when the price drops to $18.00 or below?

>> No.12327490

>>12327461
*0.9^7
*1.1^7

>> No.12327494

>>12327479
probably at lunch

>> No.12327496

>>12327338
Trade war will not cause global recession to stop. This is bigger than the fed and trade war you fools.

>> No.12327507

Anyone else in the market largely because of autism and not just gains? I genuinely just enjoy watching numbers and graphs move around and do things and thinking about numbers

>> No.12327512

>>12327486
You can buy and sell options at will.

>> No.12327517

>>12327507
its a curse
i usually put the minute candles on the spy in the background even if im not trading

>> No.12327519
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12327519

Some of you guys are alright. Don't look at the market tomorrow if you own any stock.

Happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning.

So long Bulls.

>> No.12327521

>>12327479
His department lost all their jobs to robots, so he got a new job, but he can't post lunch pics anymore. You were probably knotted out on benzos and missed the announcement.

>> No.12327523

>>12327486

You can if there’s a buyer but you probably shouldn’t fuck with puts unless you half ass know what you’re doing. Unless you’re the luckiest fag in the world that’s one of the quickest ways to lose everything

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https://www.forexlive.com/news/!/december-ism-manufacturing-index-vs-575-expected-20190103

'Here's the commentary in the report:

"Growth appears to have stopped. Resources still focused on re-sourcing for U.S. tariff mitigation out of China." (Computer & Electronic Products)
"Brexit has become a problem due to labeling changes." (Chemical Products)
"Customer demand continues to decrease [due to] concerns about the economy and tariffs." (Transportation Equipment)
"Starting to see more and more inflationary increases for raw materials. Also, suppliers [are] forcing price increases due to tariffs." (Food, Beverage & Tobacco Products)
"The ongoing open issues with tariffs between U.S. and China are causing longer-term concerns about costs and sourcing strategies for our manufacturing operations. We were anticipating more clarity [regarding] tariffs at the end of 2018." (Machinery)
"Business is steady, but pace of incoming orders are slowing." (Furniture & Related Products)
"Business is robust for certain sectors [aerospace] and flat to downward for others [energy]. Tariffs continue to impact business direction and profit." (Miscellaneous Manufacturing)
"Caution seems to be the outlook. Are we in a correction, or is the market getting ready to slow over time?" (Fabricated Metal Products)
"No major change in business operations towards the end of 2018; however, we are carefully monitoring oil prices and outside influence from market conditions to better understand our 2019 outlook and capital plans." (Petroleum & Coal Products)
"Customers are hedge buying in December as a result of announced price increases starting in January." (Textile Mills)'

>> No.12327540

>>12327528
Y I K E S

>> No.12327541
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>>12327521
poor lunchposter :(

>> No.12327555

>>12327528
Goodbye oil.

>> No.12327562

>>12327507
me. its like stats in an RPG

>> No.12327563

>>12327523
>Losing on puts in a recession.

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>> No.12327566

>>12327528
oh fuck everything is fucking stalling

>> No.12327571

Anyone else unironically thinking about buying a gun? It’s equivalent to rich people buying land in NZ.

>> No.12327572

>>12327478
I guess I'm still looking for more info or analysis on which to make a decision, but I suspect I have all the info and analysis I'm going to get. Been obsessively researching and following this stock the last year. I'm unsure about the weight on the scales on sentiment traders (selling) vs value traders + buyback (buying). Price graph is behaving in an ambiguous way. Volatility is way down and signs are that most big holders who would sell have done so, but it still in a downwards channel. At some point the selling is largely done and this shit will go ballistic over 2019 and 2020.

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>>12327528
considering this and the Apple miss I'm surprised how well the market is keeping up. let this piece of shit drop already.

>> No.12327581

>>12327563
he talked about selling them

>> No.12327585

Doesn't Powell speak tomorrow?
That can be a black swan event

>> No.12327586

>>12327571
I got a few last recession, might have to get another though if things start getting worse.

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>>12327254
>My math professor offered I do research with him(paid) next summer assisting him in writing a monograph.
assuming university, then yes absolutely do it
ultimate resume tiebreaker that trumps any extra class combinations you can take
not to mention any future lucrative values from the impact of research outcome
>I'm taking classes for my major, and auditing the ones I think are interesting, that may not directly lead to career.
commendable, you should be learning something new every day, no matter how old or young, no matter how educated or ignorant you are

>If you have any tips of how to find a career to pursue, that would be greatly appreciated. Ideally I don't want to just pick some career that will pay, I'd like to enjoy my job as well.
not really besides co-op matters more than any class as far as actually getting a job

at this point after being unemployed for 3 months halfway through senior year, ill take any job that pays more than minimum, career path or not
bills dont wait while you future improve earnings potential


also, system controls class, studying frequency domain and responses, helped change perspective more than any pure math class ever did

quality control class too to a lessor extent, since it never got into any derivations or mathematical proofs (only a 200 level weeder-course)

>> No.12327595

>scroll up really fast in robinhood
>for some reason the charts that havnt actually loaded in all show a huge spike upward, despite none of them having any sort of movement like that

>> No.12327596

>>12327585
oh nooo, every time he opens his mouth the market tanks...

>> No.12327598
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12327598

Retard rally failed 70 YM points beyond Daily S1, cancelled.

>> No.12327602

>>12327585
yes

>> No.12327612
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So, this happened last night. Can anyone explain to me why the Yen is seen as a safe-haven like Gold? heck, I'd argue it even replaced gold as a safe-haven. But why?

>> No.12327623

>>12327602
What time?

>> No.12327625

>>12327612
Such a safe haven that a rouge adversay can just lop rockets over their teritorry

>> No.12327631

>>12327612
Japanese central bank manipulates it to never dump too low or pump too high. Generally trades within a narrow range.

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>>12327595
RH charts loads open, and current price first
so it make a nice L shaped graph every time, until more pricepoints in the imagemaker load

>>12327566
where have you been? what is there that you didnt think was stalling?

also, cocaine supply is about to drop like a rock, if it hasnt already, so prepare for prices to adjust accordingly soon...

>>12327612
big economy, mostly insulated from china, compared to the rest of the world (and what ties they do have are not going to be effected by any political fudd anytime soon)

also EURO has been shittiest hedge currency for over a decade, and people dont expect that to change (or cannot wait for it to change when positions need to be adjusted NOW)

>> No.12327641

>>12327581

I'm talking about buying a single put option, then re-selling it.

How can this fuck me in the ass besides losing my initial premium?

>> No.12327642

>>12326952
>bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again edition
C O P E

>> No.12327643
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12327643

BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG
BEAR GANG

>> No.12327649

>>12327641
>>How can this fuck me in the ass besides losing my initial premium?
lack of buyers

>> No.12327651

>>12327612
One of the oldest, stable, civilizations in the world and it’s ethnically homogeneous.

>> No.12327652

PRESS D TO DAB ON BULLS

>> No.12327654

>>12327523

Is it hard to find a buyer?

>> No.12327656

so uh as we keep going down 2%+ daily, do we just keep buying to DCA in? we wont go to 0, right?

>> No.12327657
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12327657

5 minute meme line fails, h-here we go

>> No.12327659

>>12327640
but I already gave up drugs, liquor and whores for my new years resolution though.

>> No.12327664

>>12327640
how do i long cocaine manufacturers?

>> No.12327665

What happened to the Compassion?

>> No.12327666

>>12327649
You can always sell the the bid; that's the point of having market makers.

>> No.12327669
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12327669

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

cost average your favorite companies on days like this and may your long term gains be enough to make it

>> No.12327670

>>12327641
you talking about the same option? if so, of course you can. what, did you always hold till expiry?

>> No.12327673

>>12327659
based

>> No.12327677

>>12327656
if we go to zero your money will be worthless anyway

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>>12327652
D

>> No.12327688

>>12327670

I haven't bought an option because I assumed you had to hold until expiry.

I mean, what is the point of exercising an option if selling the option is more profitable?

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>>12327652
D

>> No.12327695

noooooo my cheapies!!!! I don't have any dry powder left to average into more cheapies.

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12327696

Thoughts on buying SPY puts 3 months out?

>> No.12327697

>>12327688
>>12327670

Sorry, not until expiry. I assumed you had to hold it until the Strike Price is reached.

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>That feel when your friend told you Apple was the GOAT six months ago and you disregarded that stupid advice
Now you don't even want to say I told you so...

>> No.12327710

>>12327688
there is none obviously
options are worth more than (current price) - (strike price) because there's a chance that the current price keeps going up and its worth more. the diffrence between current price - strike price is called the options premium and represents how much value the flexibility of an option gives you

>> No.12327718
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12327718

is our dream coming true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w57IhyaAx6E

>> No.12327719

>>12327688
>>12327697
you can absolutely sell, and you'll always have a buyer if the option is profitable

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>>12327652
D

>> No.12327735

>>12327677
so just keep buying every month like i currently do and if we go down look at it like im getting sale prices, instead of losing all my principal?

feels dangerous, iron hands I guess

>> No.12327748

>>12327696
I wouldn't go further otm than 220, but probably free money at some point.

>> No.12327752

>>12327656
we are going to 2500 for the rest of time enjoy

>> No.12327755

>>12327735
as long as you're diversified, especially through etfs, this is what you can look forward to

https://www.macrotrends.net/2324/sp-500-historical-chart-data

>> No.12327759

>>12326978
fuck all the people that bullied me in high school
fuck women
no compassion

>> No.12327770 [DELETED] 

>>12327665
Compassion am inversely correlated to market price

>> No.12327774

>>12327755
You mean stagnant for a decade after the great depression?

>> No.12327787

>>12326952
>bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again edition
Does this guy have brain damage

>> No.12327789

Make the VXX and GDX go down again D:

>> No.12327801

>>12327755
I own SPY, QQQ, SSO, QLD all 25% each

so i am 1.5x leveraged on both SP500 and Chadaq

>> No.12327804

>>12327787
Theyre about to be.

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>>12327787

>> No.12327812

>>12327774
look what happens if you had cost averaged down in the great depression and left that invested for 23 years. its also worth noting that we are not in the great depression

>> No.12327815

>>12327801
Absolute state of hodlers

>> No.12327819

>>12327812
this leveraged 10x

>> No.12327820
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12327820

At least AMD isn't doing as bad as APPL, but when is it going to stop declining?

>> No.12327826

>>12327421
That's why im 600k in USD

>> No.12327829

WTF IS GOING ON THIS IS BULL SHIT AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12327836

My friend and president Donald J. Trump will NOT allow this to happen. This is all part of his plan to redirect wealth from the liberals to his loyal supporters like me. He said the market was oversold so I started buying. This guy is a billionaire, I think he knows a thing or two about markets and he cares about blue collar families like mine. He won't let us down. He never has and if he does, it's only because the liberals got in his way, but I know he won't let this market go down. I've stopped taking opiates for my fibromyalgia so I can buy even more of the index.

>> No.12327838

New TQQQ target $19.

>> No.12327839
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say my
name

>> No.12327845

>>12327839
le broken clock man

>> No.12327846

>>12327801
im pretty dumb, so i dont know the math behind how it works, but leveraged etfs have a harder time rising than falling due to the leverage. idk if that always means theyre bad to hold long-term, but its something worth knowing and looking into

>> No.12327847

>>12327592
Wdym by system controls and what perspective did it help change? I'm a math and econ major, not engineering planning on going to grad school or becoming actuary as back-up career path. Also planning to minor in data science which could also provide back-up positions.

Would you say undergrad research will be more or less valuable than internships/co-ops?

>> No.12327854

I'll believe in the PPT if we end the day down less than 1%

>> No.12327855

>>12327829
Alright look. Ill sell you a SPY for 244 but only now. This is your last chance

>> No.12327861

>>12327846
SSO and QLD, aka 2x levered, made it through the 08-09 recession and back without any issues

your right about 3x I would never hold those, but 2x is fundamentally a superior exposure to the modern US markets than 1x is

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stop selling you fuckers. my portfolio is getting raped with no lubrication.

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>>12327863

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>>12327652
D

>> No.12327880

FUCK THIS COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING, FAGGOT LOVING TRANSGENDER BATHROOM USING, STUPID STRUNG OUT SINGLE MOTHER NIGGER SLUT GIBS SUPPORTING, FAKE AND GAY SELL OFF!!!!

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Can this be any more of a bear market?

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I know I'm here for the cheapies, but fugg this painful

>> No.12327916

>>12327836
I wanna believe this post so bad

>> No.12327918

Power hour coming soon

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It'll soon be the time when it goes from -2-2% to like -0.9% and bulltards will go apeshit with pic related saying BEARS BTFO, only to open yet again tomorrow at -2% and climbing up again a little bit, failing to see the bigger picture.

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12327921

why is this market so fucking homosexual?

>> No.12327922

what are the best websites for tracking stocks? ive mostly been using yahoo finance, and sometimes nasdaq.com

>>12327861
thats true. like i said, idk the math behind it, but those charts look good to me, so you seem safe in the long run

>> No.12327923

>>12327882
Who's this qt?

>> No.12327928

>>12327882
Uh Sweetie its called a Bullnap

>> No.12327933

>>12327923
Ms. Chanandler Bong

>> No.12327935

>>12327922
i wouldnt hold any leveraged shit if they didnt 'prove' themselves ina recession already, but im young enough im willing to take a potential 80% drop from my all time high purchase price for the long term gains

buying monthly just means my average price will drop to sublime levels, then when we reaceh all time highs again my portfolio will be up heaps

>> No.12327937 [DELETED] 

>>12327923
Its Ross from Sign Field

>> No.12327948

>>12327919
>all established trends last forever

>> No.12327949

Where are you, TA cuck?

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>>12327948
C O P E
O
P
E

>> No.12327967

Dat CELG tho, buyout

>> No.12327970

>>12327640
>cocaine supply is about to drop like a rock
Sauce?

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>>12327652
d

>> No.12327979
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12327979

Yeah bears, don't know what I'm gonna do with these massive losses.

>> No.12327995

>>12327948
Exactly, which is why you should always buy the market because it has historically always trended higher. Even if it takes 100 years for it to come back, it will eventually come back. Always dollar cost average and buy the dips. When the market is going down it's the perfect time to buy because everything is on sale and when the market is going up it's the perfect time to buy because everything is strong! This is the secret the Wall Street banksters don't want little guys on Main Street like us to know about.

>> No.12327996

>>12326976
He is right u know

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12327997

Unironically go heavy and long on LCI.

It's a little fighter.

>> No.12327999

>>12327571
I only have enough ammo to kill 3 people. Which I think will probably be okay because I don't think any niggers are going to get me, just the government.

>>12327348
Even then the follow your passion garbage only works for people whose passion it is to make a lot of money and retire early.

>> No.12328002

>>12327979
bullcucks on suicide watch
fuck boomers
fuck people
fuck you sarah from high school i loved you and you friendzoned me

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>>12327836
important post

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>>12327948

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>>12328002
>he STILL hasn't gotten over highschool
Unironically not going to make it

>> No.12328028 [DELETED] 

>>12328016
>>12328002

Opps forgot for ask you to fill in this line so me can finish meme

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>>12328002
A woman made you gay for men?

>> No.12328033

>>12328018
I can recall having this exact conversation with you this at some point in the past

>> No.12328043

Power hour megapump going on

>> No.12328044

>>12328018
posts a pic of a broad who unironically has made it off of having not gotten over highschool.

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Long bitcoin, short the bankers

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>>12328033
Most people had a terrible time in high school, move on

>> No.12328058

>>12328028
my prototypical smug bullish post is "AHHH I'M LOSING EVERYTHING" posted sarcastically with a picture of my portfolio showing either a very small loss or a gain

>> No.12328060

All this job hunting is really making me wonder why I was born.

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>>12328043
Atleast there no mathematically way they can force 250 today

But seriously these EOD pumps are systematic of institutional money buying

>> No.12328072

>>12328060
what field fren?

>> No.12328074
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>>12328056
I know this, my man
I haven't even thought about anyone I interacted with in high school for years now
Why does nobody on here recognize a joke when they see it

>> No.12328083

>>12328072
Informatics.

>> No.12328084

>>12328002
Hey man.. i've had some shitty girls in my life and i've done some shitty things to girls... Just because one girl or even many girls have broken your heart doesn't mean you have to start taking it in the ass!

Taking it in the ass does not prove a point..

>> No.12328088

>>12328062
Doubt it. If institutions wanted to buy in they'd do it silently so they have enough time.
Making a big spectacle is more something a PPT would do to create buy signals.

>> No.12328089

im so over that flash crash we had 30 minutes ago.

>> No.12328098

GET LOW NIGGA

>> No.12328100

Thoughts on holding RECN though earnings after close today?

>> No.12328101
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12328101

excited for the downfall of civilization

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FUCKING BUY OIL, DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS DIP

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>>12328083

>> No.12328114

>>12328103
Any stocks in particular?

>> No.12328117

>>12328114
>>12328103
GBR

>> No.12328118

>>12328111
My "field" is supposed to be high-paying. The problem is that no one pays attention to you if you aren't a Chad, have tons of networking, and have at least two unpaid internships.

>> No.12328121

>>12328103
I'll gamble USO calls that expire tomorrow?

>> No.12328128

>>12328118
kys then, no other options left

>> No.12328129

>inb4 massive fake pump by PTT

>> No.12328131

>>12328117
Thoughts on CRC?

>> No.12328136

>>12328074
I guess that's a bit of an exaggeration, and also makes me look more cold-hearted than I actually am
I have thought about them incidentally, but I've never devoted any substantial time/thought to it

>> No.12328148

>>12328128
I guess I can just do warehouse work for the rest of my life.

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>>12328084
This is the best advice

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12328153

>YFW Trump is intentionally crashing the market so he can carpetbag his way to riches buying cheap stocks

>> No.12328155

Stop messing around and pump it already.

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>>12327847
>>Wdym by system controls and what perspective did it help change?
"ME 460 - Control Systems
Fundamentals of control theory, block diagrams, transfer functions and controllers. Mathematical modeling of steady-state and transient behaviors. Analysis, design and synthesis of dynamic systems. Errors, stability criteria and compensation techniques. Design and computer projects. (3-0)

Requisites: ME 252, MATH 262. (Required, Previous)."
perspective of systems of equations, relationships between various matrices and systems
redpilled on the importance of the frequency domain compared to the time domain

>Would you say undergrad research will be more or less valuable than internships/co-ops?
depends on the research, depends on the internships/co-ops
if its a good internship/co-op, like dream job, dream pay, or company that only hires from within (that is good) then they may have the edge

undergrad research, if promising research, can help you stand out with access to limited knowledge that general public does not understand as well
and it is by default, something that all graduates cannot qualify to do

but if its research in meme-tier bs, or not at all related to job you are applying for, then it can be less profitable in the long run

rare(new) research experience is greater than common internship
good(rare) internship is better than common research experience

>>12327970
a few recent articles about columbia destroying record high levels of coca fields (thanks to american money) and further agreements between USA and columbia to continue doing this

more coca producing land was lost in columbia this year than peru's total coca producing area (although production per acre has increased throughout 2018)

a BBC article is the most recent to come to mind, but i have no idea how quick supply changes affect drug costs for the end-user

pic semi-related, no idea when this image was made

>> No.12328158

>>12328111
>by year 3 you're debt free and are set for life making bank
What retard made this poster?

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>>12328088
True typically
But there not enough liquidity for them to quietly buy

Imo PPT was more evident when they were making huge buy walls and buying into dumps

>> No.12328166

>>12328131
for the size of market cap and at a glance i think i'd rather buy DNR.. but i haven't really looked into either so really couldn't give you a solid answer...

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>>12328129
bulls give PPT your energy

>> No.12328177

>>12328158
>people spend all of their after-tax income servicing their debts responsibly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12328181

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

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>>12328168
fuck gold, long oil, and fuck volatility PPT! GOGOGOGOGO!

>> No.12328200

>>12328168
\o/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12328207

10 min left until afterhour PPT pump

>> No.12328228

Come on power minute!

>> No.12328232

Buffet BTFO today. Nobody is safe in this market.

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>> No.12328239

snap WILL rise again, r-right bros?

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12328240

Dump dump dump dump dump dump

>> No.12328245

>>12328168
>>12328200
\o/
Please

>> No.12328248

>>12327709
My friend kept shilling me SNAP at IPO, he bought a few hundred shares between 25-30 kek

>> No.12328252

Lmao I put 20k in SING a week ago like a retard. Now it doesn’t seem so retarded

>> No.12328257

5 minutes left till bear suicide

>> No.12328261

>>12328232
>implying buffet isn't happy about being able to buy cheapies

i don't get how some people don't understand the mind of a Hodler. We LIKE bear markets because it means we'll make more money more quickly when the bull returns, which it always has and which it will almost invariably happen again

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>>12328168
*dabs on the PPT*

>> No.12328271

It's not working just scream at it. FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT MARKET AND START ACTING RATIONALLY AGAIN!

>> No.12328272

lows hit

>> No.12328276

>>12328248
Call the police and have them do a welfare check on your friend. He might be legitimately suicidal.

>> No.12328279

Just bought France ETF

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AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12328283

>>12328272
and bounced, for now

>> No.12328288

Double bottom on S&P for the day or fresh low? Two minutes remaining...

>> No.12328290

dude I wish grandma yellen was still around...

>> No.12328291

Double bottom on the daily. We should see a comfortable gap up then trend up on Friday.

>> No.12328298

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH FUCK

>> No.12328304

I swear to God, Neocons are on some other shit.
>the baby boomers are conservative!
Yeah, going to woodstock, promoting heavy drug use and women's liberation is so traditional.
Stop doing coke.

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Ended +0.12% on the day. How did you fags fare?

>> No.12328308

And close, so /SMG/ how'd you do?
>Lost $156.30 on Apple
>Lost $10 AMD (saw that shit coming)
>Hoping for strong earnings from RECN

>> No.12328311

not gonna lie, I fuck with Powell but I wish this shit would crash already instead of this slow bleeding

>> No.12328314

what the fuck was that last minute?

>> No.12328316

>>12328288
>>12328291

Nope. New low touched with a wick and then return to the support for close. Goddamn shitstock S&P 500 pretending it has a market cap of 10 million and a share price of 1 cent.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .2%, some wild shit seems to be going on while I’m unavailable. Sorry for not posting the knell yesterday, I was in the desert

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>PPT can't even muster a power minute pump
sell the lot we're done for now

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>>12328305
2 of my stop losses went off today.

>> No.12328326

>>12328304
you'd actually be surprised how many hippies turned conservatives later in life

>> No.12328343

>>12328157
Alright, thanks. I've got this sequence of classes that seem closest to what you described I'll try and audit/check out if I have time.

MAE 143A. Signals and Systems (4)

Dynamic modeling and vector differential equations. Concepts of state, input, output. Linearization around equilibria. Laplace transform, solutions to ODEs. Transfer functions and convolution representation of dynamic systems. Discrete signals, difference equations, z-transform. Continuous and discrete Fourier transform. Prerequisites: Math 20D or 21D, Math 20E, Math 18 or 20F or 31AH, and MAE 105, or consent of instructor.

MAE 143B. Linear Control (4)

Analysis and design of feedback systems in the frequency domain. Transfer functions. Time response specifications. PID controllers and Ziegler-Nichols tuning. Stability via Routh-Hurwitz test. Root locus method. Frequence response: Bode and Nyquist diagrams. Dynamic compensators, phase-lead and phase-lag. Actuator saturation and integrator wind-up. Prerequisites: MAE 143A or consent of instructor.

Thanks for advice regarding research and internships as well, I'll keep it in mind going forward.

>> No.12328354

Big iron condor gains today. I think I went up something like 20% of max profit on them today alone.

>> No.12328359

>>12328326
I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised at all. Because they all think that where they are standing is the anchorpoint for traditional living.
>promote all kinds of degeneracy in youth
>not really down with all the new degeneracy when you're 40, so become "conservative"
>don't want to make any rollback of the degeneracy you promoted that enables the new degeneracy
By that standard of conservation Republicans in 2030 will all be trannies. Neocons need to get off the coke. It's bad for their hearts, fucks up their view of reality, and meth is cheaper and better anyways.

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>>12328326
does it matter if the social decay they allowed to take place ruins the country? Every subsequent generation in America seems to have gotten more degenerate. Now shit like putting little kids in drag is being normalized.

>> No.12328365

>>12328304
you do realize that they grew up and realized woodstock, heavy drug use and women's lib was retarded.

>> No.12328367

NVAX is the only thing that saved me today

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>>12328319

Decent. Down 1% on the day but used the opportunity to average down on a couple things. Overall well up this week. Green Thumb Industries broke out today and managed +6.9% for close. Let's see if that holds. Story of the month has been bunk breakouts that got invalidated within a couple days because of broader markets tanking.

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My AMD put went from deep in the red to well in the green today.
But for some reason I decided to open a high leverage put on NFLX today and for some reason in a sea of red it decided to go up and fuck me in the ass. Well could be worse.

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>>12328319
Red day, but food up

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>>12328319
The sideways bleeding continues

>> No.12328383

>>12328326
>you'd actually be surprised how many hippies turned conservatives later in life

Yes, it starts with a libertarian bent that was always there along the lines of 'goddamn government stay out of muh biz' and proceeds slowly rightwards off that base.

>> No.12328389

>>12328304
What if I told you I used to eat mushrooms and would go to camping music festivals and did a buncha drugs and had a ton of sex when I was young but turned out pretty conservative?

>> No.12328397

>>12328319

Some went rough, some surprisingly went up (NBR). All in all, down 0.12% on the day.

>> No.12328398

>>12328389
I'd say you're too old to be on 4chan

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Got lucky with NVAX and they just said nanoflu is going to phase 3

>> No.12328402

>>12328383
yep couldn't have summed it up better my self.

>> No.12328405

>>12328389
If people only turn out conservative after it already matters then there's no point. Trads only have the Benedict Option left to them, and that requires being Christian, which is also responsible for how shitty things are now.

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>>12328343
if the class involves projects or homework that uses MATLAB or Simulink, then its probably the right class (Fortran too, but i think that is older program)

MATLAB can be a bitch to learn when 0 programming experience, but its undisputed GOAT for any and all analysis of systems of matrices

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>>12328319
Redeemed

>> No.12328423

>>12328399
Do you see the power of based biotech now

>> No.12328439

Bearcucks already capitulating; expect a green Friday tomorrow

>> No.12328440

>>12328423
oh fuck I should make a biotech pick for the year.

>> No.12328454

>>12328279
RIP

>> No.12328462

>>12328440
try VTGN again, you picked a good stock in that one
a lot of catalysts coming for it this year

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>>12328343
actually after looking at the two classes, that MAE 143B looks right

>Transfer functions. Time response specifications. PID controllers and Ziegler-Nichols tuning. Stability via Routh-Hurwitz test. Root locus method. Frequence response: Bode and Nyquist diagrams. Dynamic compensators, phase-lead and phase-lag.

that MAE 143A sounds like generic Calc 4 (differential equations, a touch of linear algebra?) stuff

(pic unrelated)

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jesus christ, what a sell off. thank god prepared well, cash storages are fantastic

aapl -10%
amd -10%

>> No.12328476

Normally I don't go near ships with women close to the helm, but EOLS is my biotech pick for 2019.

>> No.12328478

>>12328423
I do now, shit is still going up

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Me cant Make thread or me would and call it slaughtered market general

>> No.12328487

anyone got opinions on dank weed stocks?

>> No.12328496

>>12328490
>>12328490
>>12328490
NEW THREAD

>> No.12328497

>>12328439

Look at the S&P 500 again buddy. I'll see you down at 2400, then 2350.

>> No.12328500

>>12327519
Based

>> No.12328546

>>12328305

Up 2.9%

>> No.12328768

>>12328497
And then 1900