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12317118 No.12317118 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get a loan if I am unemployed?

>> No.12317188

>>12317118
You dont

>> No.12317194

Let a rich man fuck you.

>> No.12317231

Loan shark

>> No.12317262

>>12317118
suck enough dicks to have collateral

>> No.12317281

create a business and get a business loan

>> No.12317286

>>12317231
this, they exist, mostly online.

knew a nigger that got one for $5k and literally half his monthly installments were interest lul

>> No.12317293

>>12317281
>>12317286

explain more, please

>> No.12317296

>>12317118
they offer crypto loans now for gambling addicts. not very hard to find.

>> No.12317299

>>12317118
You could get one from criminals but they will probably take advantage of you

>> No.12317330

>>12317296
elaborate

>> No.12317337

>>12317293
what do you mean explain pisspants. go on fucking google and find a loan shark to give you 5-10k and go gamble it away. if you plan on making this gamble, I suggest you never make a payment. let it go to collections. even better if the loan shark is out of state. haggle with the collections agency for extremely low payments, like $5 a month. fuck em. otherwise you will be paying $300+ monthly installments and 75% of it is interest. you're better off not paying them shit, saving up the entire loan amount, then doing a loan payoff all at once.

>> No.12317370

>>12317293
>>12317337
in depth how-to on how to get your payments super low. this will fuck up your credit though, but who gives a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4

>> No.12317479

Credit unions have never asked me for any proof in the 5 times I've got loans for 3k