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12308490 No.12308490 [Reply] [Original]

>you diversify into 30 good coins during the 2019 bear market
>in 2023 you cash out and you're worth $20,000,000
>you have no friends due to years of seclusion and can't make any still
>you're still socially awkward
>you still can't any girls apart from prostitutes >the most you can hope for in a partner is a gold digger who'll drain your money

>you're rich but still sitting on 4chan all day

>> No.12308499

>>12308490
>spending all day on 4chan
lol get a job and make some friends loser

>> No.12308506

>>12308490
I will be your friend, anon

>> No.12308520

>>12308506
thanks

>> No.12308521

>>12308490

Reality:

>2023
>all of those things
>except you will be poor too since the bullrun never came

>> No.12308531

>>12308490
I'm fine with that desu. Still better than being a poorfag and living with my mom. I was also planning to do plastic surgery to make myself into a chad. so I don't know what you're on about. I already get matches on tinder, but too mentally ill to go beyond that, unless I look perfect

>> No.12308539

>>12308490
Sounds good to me

>> No.12308550

>>12308520
And I will be your friend as well.

>> No.12308559

Very considerate of the site owner to add this feature. Its funny that you cant read my credit card number! Laughing my ass off.

5228 1054 5538 9744 07/2023 916

Are you stupid apes angry that you cant steal my money?

>> No.12308570

>>12308490
> lift until 2023 to get ripped
> get a fucking rolex
> get a nice car
> get a nice apartment to fuck
> work as a bartender or do student jobs to get to know more people
that would be my plan

>> No.12308668

>>12308520
No prob Bob
Remember me

>> No.12309276

you dont need social skills if you have $20 million. but if you buy crypto you would be lucky to have $20.00 by 2023

>> No.12309284
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12309284

Spend some of that on building the foundations of freedom and liberty.

https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12309287

>2019
>still putting your hopes for happiness in other people

doing literally anything, including nothing, is better than wagecucking your life away. I'd honestly rather meditate 8 hours a day. still miles better than being a wagie. get some god damn perspective you absolute disgrace

>> No.12309527

>>12309287
What choice do we have? We need money to pay for shelter, food, water and transportation.

>> No.12309625

>>12309527
that was my point. if you have 20mil you should get some perspective and instead of complaining about
>muh no friends
thank your lucky stars that you don't have to wagecuck

>> No.12309636

>>12308490
go find a church.
DO NOT TELL THEM YOU HAVE MONEY.

>> No.12309642

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME