How the fuck do you brainlets still not get this?

[Anonymous No.12306792]

>Bitcoin is a call option on becoming a future store-of-value.

[Anonymous No.12306813]

>Welcome to the store of value can I take your order
>Yeah I'd like something that can hold its worth against inflation. so ideally 3% a year return on investment
>You should invest in cash, which is typically known as a store of value, or an index fund.
>What about bitcoin?
>That dropped 85% this year.
>oh ok, thanks

[Anonymous No.12306862]

>>12306792
>be business owner
>price your goods and services in btc
>reprice them everyday 10 times because the value fluctuates 20% on the drop of hat.
Never ever going to work anon. Sell now why you still have time.
Its about a good a store of value as 2 week old lettuce

[Anonymous No.12306890]

>>12306862

you could just have an api that adjusts your prices to bitcoin's

[Anonymous No.12306928]

>>12306792
X-cash is a better option

[Anonymous No.12306940]

>>12306813
>You should invest in cash, which is typically known as a store of value, or an index fund.

[Anonymous No.12307550]

[Anonymous No.12307628]

cringe at all the late adopters talking about how bitcoin dropped this year, something going from a few cents to 4 thousand dollars in less than a decade is literally the best investment anybody will ever see in their lifetime.

[Anonymous No.12307648]

Serious question. Can someone unironically explain how bitcoin could possibly be regarded as a store of value? When answering, please keep in mind it is extremely volitile and lost 85% of its value last year alone.