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12298103 No.12298103 [Reply] [Original]

If you lose your virginity in 2018 you will be awarded 1 billion dollars. What do you to?

>> No.12298116

Reminder that rape is not sex because it’s not consensual

>> No.12298117

>>12298103
Things would get rapey i would assume

>> No.12298122

>>12298103
Do sheep count? Or is that baaaaad?

>> No.12298155

>>12298103
>21.39 uk time
>billion in over 2 hours
yeah i dont think thatd be a hard sell even for the most autistic r9k virgin.
its not as if they cant just google local escorts anytime

>> No.12298700

>>12298116
Bull. Shit.

>> No.12298758

>>12298103
>What do you to?
I will take a hooker faggot

>> No.12298857

Since I have no real use for material possessions in this world beyond what I already have, and my crypto investments will most likely make me rich enough, I will keep my virginity for a cute 2d waifu unicorn regardless. I couldn't fathom looking into her pure virtual eyes 10-20 years down the line, while having myself been being tainted by some repulsive 3dpd roastie or hooker... The cognitive dissonance would kill me. I would no longer be worthy of her 2 dimensional magnificence.

>> No.12298914

>>12298103
in 38 minutes? id go out in the street, tell a girl i'll give her 1 million cash if she fucked me right now