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dead bears edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Ratsu is stupid, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd (embed)

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

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>>12290406

>> No.12296393

fuck you to the faggot that cost me money on magnegas

>> No.12296396
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Year of the Pig
Bullrun

>> No.12296398
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Why do my reits ded?

>> No.12296406

SSO AND QLD ACCUMULATORS RISE UP

2x IS THE PATRICIAN LEVERAGE FOR IRON HANDS

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>>12296396

>> No.12296432

>>12296398
theyre REITs senpai
they ALWAYS wipe out
point is for tthe divs

>> No.12296435

Why ABX moon so hard? Sold at 12.97(at decent profit) but it still went up.

>> No.12296437

>>12296393
I was kinda tempted to buy... but so many faggot ideas from /smg/ has cost me money, so I learned my lesson...

>> No.12296446

>>12296437
What lesson?

>> No.12296455

>>12296437
Me learned from HMNY
LITTERALLY/smg/ managed to recommend a stock that preformed worse than crypto kek

>> No.12296458

>>12296437
good thing you didn't
this POS is going to bleed until it hits 0 again

>> No.12296463
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GE is the only thing cucking me right now

>> No.12296467

>>12296446
Don't buy memestocks shilled by /smg/.

>> No.12296469

I missed buys im smart now

>> No.12296486

>>12296467
AGreed

>> No.12296495
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.12296503

Die already you geriatric boomerniggers

>> No.12296532
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bitcorn to close year badly now it seems. natgas -9%, oil down still but downfall halted for now. $25 final resistance. spy still green for the day

>> No.12296541

>>12296455
You didnt learn from FUN?

>> No.12296562
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>last trading day of the year
>still getting BTFO

I CANT GET ONE BREAK!!!!!!!

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C so weak
so so weak
What are these these people doing? Dont they know how to run a Bank

>> No.12296580

>>12296532
buy oil rn desu senpai
or sometime next year will work too i guess. its gonna run till the big one™ imo

>> No.12296586

>>12296574
no
not after dodd frank

>> No.12296608

>>12296580
>buy oil
enjoy your contango

>> No.12296613

>>12296562
b-but OP said bear is d-dead..

>> No.12296623

>>12296613
this entire game is made up of about 80% bears just scalping away and securing crumbs while the top 20% kick their feet up and laugh at everyone killing each other in the fighting pits we call the stock exchange..

>> No.12296626

is SSO and QLD and other 2x ETFs acceptable to hold for the long term or should I only be doing that with SPY QQQ and blue chippers?

>> No.12296629

Let's go, finally crash damnit

>> No.12296631

>>12296574
>investing in financial companies
might as well just buy a bunch of CLOs. The health of the bank is determined by the profits they get from loans, loans perform poorly the banks perform poorly, whether they have enough capital reserves or not. I will never buy a bank stock so long as I live, it's the financial instrument that masks risk better than any other.

>> No.12296638

>>12296586
the 100% working startegy doesnt even work for them, absolute trash
buy Kre

>> No.12296639

>>12296626
if you have to ask basic questions, perhaps you should stay away from levered products.

>> No.12296653

>>12296586
Fucking Yanks.

>> No.12296665

BPMX

>> No.12296671

Looking for a good organic agriculture stock

>> No.12296679

>>12296671

YTEN

>> No.12296683

loading on tesla puts...

>> No.12296684
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>>12296435
>sold and it went down

Cash master race signing in

>> No.12296698

>>12296608
i seem to remember a similar (tho opposite) thing being said about VIX ETFs this feb

do you think dollars gonna keep spiking all through next year? i dont.
do you think were crashing from here on out? i dont either.
do you think the current spot accurately reflects global demand rn. i dont.
do you think that the US alone will be able to produce enough supply singlehandedly? i dont.

i think macro-wise, oil will rise from here
maybe not immediately, but i think energy will be good memes next year

>>12296683
pill me

>> No.12296713

seriously guys buy BPMX!

>> No.12296716

What happend to all the moon shots that /rgt/ used to point out? Why is everyone here pumping lame shit?

>> No.12296724

>>12296679
ty so much

>> No.12296730

can i pull money out of Robinhood to hold for 60 days so its 'seasoned' and then used for a house down payment? i dont want cash just sitting in a stupid bank account for months while im saving up

>> No.12296731

>>12296698
>i seem to remember a similar (tho opposite) thing being said about VIX ETFs this feb
yes, VIX and oil futures are often in contango (future month contract prices higher than current month) so it costs money to hold the contract. there is a decay of sorts. the opposite is backwardation. with these sorts of things, you need to get the timing and direction right to make money.

i have no idea where oil is going in the future, but i stay away from it because of the reasons already listed.

>> No.12296739

>>12296731
>it costs money to hold the contract
** it costs money to hold products (like VXX or USO) that have to roll contracts, is more accurate.

>> No.12296740

>>12296541
Shut up ;_;
Am still believe in FUN

>>12296716
We in near market now bubba
No more moonshots for awhile

>> No.12296748

>>12296713
y tho?
it looks like people are selling into this spike HARD
whats the news?

>>12296731
fair
im only saying it as a heads up (and to bring up discussion on it desu)
not jumping in myself till i get confirmation

>> No.12296749

>>12296724

anytime lad

>> No.12296752

>>12296713
why

>> No.12296755

>>12296679
>>12296724
Only onions and corn though but thx its a good start. Im gonna need some more agriculture stock though

>> No.12296759

I fucking hate the concept of 401Ks so much. I seriously hope the crash comes quick and hard enough such that boomers can't do anything to protect their 401Ks and have all of their savings wiped out.

There should be no easy way to riches. They need to learn proper risk management and investment techniques like the rest of us.

I can't wait. The next financial crisis is going to be glorious.

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>>12296759

>> No.12296778

>>12296463
I sold my losses to get a better tax break. I'll buy back in when it breaks under $7. Sorry, buddy.

>> No.12296780

lost so much money today
I think I need a drink..

>> No.12296782

>>12296759
>t. Peter Schiff

>> No.12296791

>>12296665
Down 50% in a month

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>>12296759
usa has vastly different pension system than most countries. in usa you save for yourselves, in europe retirement payments are taken directly from taxation of current workers. currently the situation in usa is that very few have adequate 401k, over 50% dont even save for retirement(not able to) and few percent have adequate size 401k stash at retirement age

>> No.12296799

>>12296759
t. some fag that lost all his money in crypto

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>>12296759
>>12296782

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Still at -4.4% for the entirety of my portfolio so heres to rocketing up to break even again

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I'm downing this bottle of grey goose
hopefully I pass out soon..

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>>12296812

>> No.12296822

>>12296812
do you just buy whatever garbage shitposters are shilling?

>> No.12296829

>>12296812
>grey goose
you know that Costco vodka is grey goose but half the price right

>> No.12296830

>>12296812
>>12296822
I think this is the guy who posted about buying 10,000 shares

>> No.12296833

>>12296822
yep pretty much..

>> No.12296836

There were no circuit breakers in 2018, right? Still a chance.

>> No.12296845

>>12296812
thats a falling battle axe, not just a knife

>> No.12296850

>>12296713
>>12296679
>>12296541
Why is it you guys always choose to invest in these low volume or low market cap (or sometimes both) stocks? You do an my technical analysis on these for a year and I bet they'll have days where they fall over 25%. Trade the big and high volume firms/companies you'll save your self a lot of grief.

>> No.12296851

>>12296833
that's not very JooPRO of you

>> No.12296872

>>12296850
>Trade the big and high volume firms/companies you'll save your self a lot of grief.

boring.

no risk no reward. They also have days where they rise over 25%

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12296873

Its actually better if we end the day in the red
This will make the Year of the Pig bullrun that much more impressive

>> No.12296878

>>12296850
y not both tho?

>> No.12296892

>>12296845
fuck it
buying 20k shares of BPMX
it's green and seems to be trending upward
fuck you all and suck my ass!

>> No.12296895

>>12296873

Bankers will be back from Holiday on Tuesday and start dumping again and the ongoing circus with the orange man is going to keep fueling it.

>> No.12296896

>>12296851
GPRO!!!!

>>12296873
The year of pig pretty weak memenicly
When most people think pigs... they think slaughter.....

>> No.12296898

>>12296892
>BPMX
real gamblers buy DRUS pussy

>> No.12296909

>>12296759
Hey man.

Since pensions are all but a thing of the past, 401(k)s through your own company, savings and your own personal investments are the only ways to save money now.

Thanks for reminding me, I need to diversify my 401k again.

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>>12296873

>> No.12296915

>>12296898
>DRUS
what the actual fuck happened

>> No.12296918

>>12296896
>When most people think pigs... they think slaughter.....
i actually think lambs for slaughter desu
for pigs i think of what butthurt commie faggots call us (porkys) and about bringing home the bacon

>> No.12296927

What the fuck is going on with SGYP? Didn’t they declare bankruptcy, why’s this shit pumping?

>> No.12296932

>>12296915
you mean this summer?
dilution
O/S went 10x in a few months

that said, execting the annual financial memes imminently and its like a hundreth of the price. why dick around with 10cent stocks when you can dick around w 10th of a cent stocks?

>> No.12296939

>>12296912
>>12296896
idk when the graph starts but I counted all pigs yesterday and got 20% average, and pig captures the
+44% 1935
+37% 1995
+22% 1983

>> No.12296942

Shouldn't good news about chingchongs be more bullish?

>> No.12296948

>>12296932
No, I mean how the fuck was it priced at 400+ dollars in 09 and straight-to-the-bottom years later? It's a drone company, military-looking, but I just don't get it

>> No.12296954

>>12296942
market doesnt care about politicians jawboning anymore. it'll probably move when an actual deal is struck

>> No.12296961

>>12296939
all those were a few years after catastrophic meltdowns tho. we on the other hand are coming off the total opposite

>>12296942
still holiday

>>12296948
no it wasnt
they just did a buncha r/s'

it aint the same thing as it was back then and supposedly they got some new business plan blah blah. whatever im in it to gamble on a knife catch desu senpai

>> No.12296993

>>12296796
People are dumb with their money in general.

The difference between the USA and Europe is that you can be dumb with money in the latter and still have Big Brother take care of you to a reasonable degree, while being dumb in the former never allows you to retire or acquire wealth in the first place.

However, being smart with the former will net you a much earlier and more comfortable retirement than being smart with the latter since Europe restricts individual income flow thanks to socialism and ridiculous taxes.

With the US, it's slightly higher risk at a much higher reward. With Yurop, it's lower risk for lower reward because you have less money to work with on average.

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>>12296961
>we on the other hand are coming off the total opposite
Or are we?
after 15 years of sideways, the bull has just gotten started

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>>12297000
witnessed

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>>12296942
no market does not work like that, if you have 6% historical up day then some good news you have again 6% up day in a row...

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>>12297043
GAY!

>> No.12297073

>>12297060
lmaoing at people who can't dubs

>> No.12297075

>>12297073
lmaoing at you and myself

>> No.12297089

>>12297073
lmaoing at me and you for buying and holding GALT

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>>12297073
>>12297075
>>12297089
lmaoing at all of you for lmaoing

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>>12297073
reminder

soon...

>> No.12297186

>>12297089
I've held GALT in the past and regretted it
I've made more money scalping GLOW than I did with GALT, it's so fucking sad

>> No.12297192
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>>12297089
I have it too.

Why is it so ignored?

>> No.12297203

>>12297186
>>12297192
GUYS
IT'S A "LONG"
YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE ;_;

>> No.12297230

>>12297203
sure bud
you want me to pour you a glass of goose?
I'm on my fourth glass so far, feel like throwing up

>> No.12297239

>>12297186
>>12297089
still haven't sold a single share
I think it'll work out in the long run, but it's your decision if you want to hold or sell

>> No.12297244

>>12297230
Ive been drinking since 5am lol

>> No.12297250

>>12297230
Yes please, maybe it'll help me forget all the losses I racked up this year
To a better next year!

>>12297239
Truly, hands of iron.
What price did you buy in at? Are you going to buy more?

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>>12297239
I'm still holding.

Holding the hate inside.

>> No.12297278

>>12297251
>>12297250
Laugh at me all you want, I won't lie about my returns for the sake of preserving my online "reputation"
I'm focusing on putting money in my savings account in right now, so I won't be adding to the stock market for a little bit
I'm planning on just holding and waiting for now

>> No.12297280

>>12297239
I hope I never get to a point where I'm so DELUSIONAL about a stock that i cling for dear life until the entire company goes under.
>>12297244
cheers you crazy bastard
>>12297250
the only way to truly forget is to drink yourself to death....

>> No.12297282

is it worth owning any BTC in case it moonshots again

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>>12297278
forgot the picture

>> No.12297286

>>12297282
no

>> No.12297291

>>12297251
Kek
Me too man, me too

>> No.12297299

>>12297280
>>12297285
Nothing about the company itself has changed fundamentally, I'm not going to panic sell when shorts manipulate the stock downwards
I don't care if you call me delusional, considering you're the guy who bought RGSE and MNGA just because he saw it on here without actually doing any research on them

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>>12297282
no
wait for it to accumulate for a couple years

>> No.12297316

>>12297299
It's being sold in 100 share blocks on a regularly scheduled interval
This is price manipulation, and I'm not going to get shook out

>> No.12297321

>>12297285
>avg 4.78
>ask price currently 3.48
YIKES bud...I guess the term "averaging down" is non existent in your vocabulary ay?

>> No.12297331

>>12297321
I'm a 20 year old college student, my man
I don't have the capital

>> No.12297335

When will AMD tank down to $9 again? Soon I hope. Fall you bastard!

>> No.12297338

>>12297299
>thinking research matters
smarter people than you already researched the company, which is why it's priced where it's priced.

>> No.12297349

>>12296495

Cleared 1K in tax-free dividends this year.

Want to increase it to $5K EoY 2019.

>> No.12297352

>>12297338
>smarter people than you already researched the company

and gave it a $12 price target

https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Galectin+Therapeutics+%28GALT%29+PT+Raised+to+%2412+at+H.C.+Wainwright/14192136.html

>> No.12297373

>>12297331
It's called getting a part time job and stop being lazy you anime loving degenerate.

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DUMP IT!!!!!

>> No.12297378

>>12297352
i was just speaking generally that research doesn't really matter (nor do analysts and their price targets). everything is already risk adjusted, only the bids and asks count.

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>>12297352
This stuff and the unrepetent fury of those two butthurt boomers on stocktwits are why I'm still in it. The ape and the liver guys.

They're so constantly anal ravaged about anyone that talks shit on Galt.

But they seem to have some grasp on it's potential despite the blindspots.

>> No.12297411

>>12297352
when do the phase 3 trials start? this was written in may

>> No.12297415

>>12297392
The science is why I'm still in it
The stocktwits boomers are pretty funny, tho


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-inc-announces-positive-preliminary-results
https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Galectin+Therapeutics+%28GALT%29+PT+Raised+to+%2412+at+H.C.+Wainwright/14192136.html
https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/47560554-vision-and-value/5210387-gr-mdminus-02-keytruda-s-partner
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4202616-nash-cirrhosis-real-nash-epidemic

>> No.12297417

>>12297377
NDX is really pissing me off today. I get it's a holiday and everything but fuck it bounces right off of that prev close just to wimper and come down again.

>> No.12297439

>>12297411
They're still sorting out the trial design at the moment
They hired a company to help them negotiate terms for a partnership/buyout, and the fact that they haven't fired that company yet or announced what they're going to do with the Phase 3 trials makes me think they're still in negotiations for some sort of deal with big pharma companies

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>>12297378
>i was just speaking generally that research doesn't really matter (nor do analysts and their price targets). everything is already risk adjusted, only the bids and asks count.

Wow I have literally not read anything more retarded on SMG in my life. FB current performance could've been handled despite how much it's dropped with proper technical analysis done with 2 years or even just 1 year worth of data. But you keep believing that, I need someone to hold my bags after all.

>> No.12297539

>>12297522
you sound pretty confident with your beliefs, even though they're wrong and you're retarded. how does being poor jibe with that confidence?

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>>12297377
Pamp eet

>> No.12297576

>>12297570
based and bullpilled

>> No.12297580

I think the golden bull run just started

>> No.12297600

Cant decided if today's market was an hard torture day or a softcore asphyxiation day

>> No.12297621

>>12296495
picks for growth dividends?

>> No.12297629

>>12297600
more like a 'meh' day

>> No.12297651

>>12297621
do you mean dividend growth or growth stocks with dividends?

AAPL, ITW, JPM, MSFT, V, CSCO and SBUX are some of the companies I own which I think are good divvy growth companies (as in they'll grow their dividend). Only AAPL and V I would consider "growth companies" though

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>>12297539
>how does being poor jibe with that confidence?
Wow you must be pretty rich bro.

>> No.12297693

market closing for a day, have a drink and relax :=)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSLcmZxZTRw

>> No.12297702

>>12297693
fucking love bartimes, so comfy

>> No.12297717

>>12297685
yeah, i do pretty well

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no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.12297759

>>12297726
if the wojak in that picture just held instead of selling at the bottom and killing himself, maybe he could have a chance of seeing his portfolio go back up with time

>> No.12297761
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .07%, still mostly cash and too busy to trade or read the thread

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>>12297726
holy fuck that PPT surge
>>12297759
I did hold pink wojaks are how I cope with volatility

>> No.12297765

>>12297761
Up .43 as of now

>> No.12297776

>>12297761
Golden bull type feel

>> No.12297800

>those last 5 minutes
Looks like we were destined for printing 250 on the monthly
>>12297629
Was really referring to was was going to touch self to for closing bellbation with_handsome_body_in_tight_outfit_showing_at_www.chaturbate.la

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>>12297800
have you ever masturbated to the thought of yourself dying of cancer
not trying to be rude, genuinely asking out of curiosity

>> No.12297831

>>12297761
Up 3% today! But I just got started with $3500 in my account so that doesn’t mean much haha.

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Who's ready for triple levered bullish ETFs like TQQQ to get delisted in 2019 just like XIV did?

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>>12297761

Pretty good. My stop-buy on Tetra BioPharma didn't work out so hot as it immediately dumped after breaking that resistance point. Plus shorts downticked it with an MOC for good measure. No problem though, I doubled up on the day's low and shouldn't have any issue making this a break even trade if the wind blows in the wrong direction.

Other trades worked out great. GTII and GOOS both put in nice solid green. TRUL as well. Sold Origin House to close off that position at decent profit. Overall happy with this to end 2018.

>> No.12297867

How'd today do? I sold all my GE at open but that was because I needed rent and I didn't think GE would do well in the future. Also, I hope it counts as a loss for this year.

>> No.12297879

>>12297867
next year. I think either Thursday or Friday was the last day to sell for capital loss in 2018 taxes.

>> No.12297898

>>12297879
can you claim gambling losses as captial loss?

>> No.12297899

>>12297879
Well fuck. I really need a break this year. I have rent to pay and I can't get a job that pays more than $15 an hour, even with a degree. And I have to pay at least $2000 in taxes for this year.

>> No.12297901

>literally last minute
What the fuck was that?

>> No.12297903

>>12297867
it counts as a loss for this year.

>>12297879
no

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>>12297901
no LARP that last minute candle had me HOWLING at the top of my lungs, that was insane pump

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>>12297901
PPT putting down the bears

>> No.12297936

>>12297903
it depends how long it takes for them to be processed. some take a few days for the company to process the trade

>> No.12297937

>>12297761
Up .14%, Dollar General is keeping my portfolio on the right track rn.

>> No.12297944

>>12297901
Same shit that's been going on since Xmas.
PPT artificially pumping up a failing market.

>> No.12297970

>>12297761
up .15% including after-hours. just bought a lot of long positions today

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>>12297901
told you niggers were gonna soar at the beginning of this year
i feel like they exasperated this tax write off shindig as much as they could so they could position for 19 in style

short term bears finna git dabbed on
*dabs

>> No.12297988

>>12297899
just grind out the cash you need bro

you only get one life, work as hard as you can during it on everything youw atn t oaccomplish

i wish you well, stay based

>> No.12298002

btw easy 1.52% gain today

if your not long, your wrong

markets only go up long term, just keep buying, never short, never sell

>> No.12298009

I'm a bit loss, you guys admit that the plunge protection team is an actual thing that exists and that it's doing so the benefit Trump (who I actually have no real love or hate for), yet you guys are also insulting bears for what is obviously a shitty situation for the economy because of these tariffs. If you are right-wing at all, I would recommend that you start disassociating your movement from him, because he'll be as much as an anathema to your cute little movement as George Bush was. Until the very point where people just randomly decided he was a libcuck instead despite him signal boosting Republicans in the primary.

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>>12297944
nah thats big niggas taking up speculative short term plays
check CoT when this weeks finally comes out

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12298019

someone posted this yesterday, whats it a screenshot of?

>> No.12298041

>>12298019
div senpais port
dude lives off his divs and just adjusts his holds to maintain yield
smart goy

>> No.12298057

>>12298041
i know that, probably gonna pick up some of his stocks as well. i mean what website or app did he use to take this specific screenshot of his port?

>> No.12298062

>>12298009
What are you babbling about?

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Goddamn New Years market closure. I NEED RESOLUTION ON THIS NAOW.

>> No.12298070

>>12297820
Of course kek
But the cancer is saved for very dark times, infact when look at it now it slightly horrific me

Big thing me try fetish size sm asphyxiation, like to have guys choke me out whenever they can do it well / have tons of guro on it

When die, almost 100% chance will be with because lungs mess up x_X
Would really like to not be surprised enough by sensation for dying with eyes closed

>> No.12298078

>>12298019
looks like a high yield dividend portfolio. to risky for me, but has probably been good over the last few years

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>>12298066
I'm so glad I'm mostly in cash till this shit sorts it's self out, I've just got some tiny spec shit in to practice swing trading strats. It's like watching a car crash in slow-motion and you don't know which car is going to end up worse.

>> No.12298118

>>12296373
everything closed at negative growth for the year you retard. the rally ends mid jan at latest and tomorrow soonest

a entire year with the global major markets incapable of positive growth. thats not just a years worth of growth erased you went into the red in every single major market globally

all forecast slashed and bloomber wont even update the dows 1 year chart because 5% negative is worse than 3% negative. the 1 year chart ends on the 28th and hasnt been updated

what happens with a global economy contraction? any one? any one? bueller ?

>> No.12298134

>>12298002
If you never sell, you never have any gains because it's all tied in the stock.

>> No.12298141

>>12298118
mmm grayons

>> No.12298146

Damn the IB signup process is taking forever.

>> No.12298168

>>12296812
Poorfags stay poor

>> No.12298182

>>12298019
>>12298019
>from 98.7k
>gets 8.6k annually
That's certainly impressive I'd like to see what the gains and losses on that portfolio were. If the guy managed just 2% annual gains I might just copy this myself. Hell, even all of SMG might wanna follow this portfolio as some sort of template.

>> No.12298202

>>12298019
does anyone know the website/app used to visualize a portfolio in this way? that was the question i should have been more clear in asking about

>> No.12298215

Super noob here. Just learned about calls/putts. Are buying putts on emerging markets etfs a retarded strategy?

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>>12298009
>If you are right-wing at all, I would recommend that you start disassociating your movement from him
way ahead of you senpai
i call him an orange nigger OPEC/AIPAC cumguzzler bottom bitchboi for bibi all the time (and used to get b& by a particularly swarthy turk for pointing it out on other boards)

tho, i dont do it here, cuz no one fucking cares and most political arguments these days end up being nothing more than circular pissing matches (by design).
polis dont really effect the market as much as people think they do. plus, focusing the discussion of them attracts AI/shills and eventually we end up with a D&C'd shithole like we see on cuck/pol/ and h8

in fact id go so far as to say that /smg/ has become the superior place to discuss geopolitical happenings in a free speech environment (and it would be perfect if mods/jannies would leave our moderation up to US). especially since a lot of us trade oil.
and our combined understanding of federal monetary policy and banks makes us infinitely more dangerous than any LARPing nazi found anywhere else on the site imo

/smg/-u ackbar

>> No.12298222

>>12298062
I'm saying the economy is going to take a gigantic shit on itself, and idpol will die. Basically all that I ever wanted to happen.

>> No.12298239

>>12298215
i mean your kinda late
but yes, i did this pretty much all year, but am flat on EMs rn
US markets rebounding will prop EMs u a lil and you should never short on a downtick

>> No.12298243

>>12297335
its going to 30 again fren

>> No.12298246

>>12298202
Excel.

>> No.12298248

CGA is green

>> No.12298255

>>12298246
thanks. better late than never to learn to use it

>> No.12298273

>>12298246
SHHHHH!!!
Don't be telling people about my secret weapon.

>> No.12298274

>>12298239
Thanks, friend!

>> No.12298278

>>12298222
we know
weve been calling this incoming credit crunch since just after powell took office

we know who runs shit
central bankers and the international world bank mafia. and unlike 99% of /pol/, we know HOW they run the world as well.
not political charlatans

>>12298248
id get off at 55 desu
youre trading counter to the trend rn
dont expect a moonshot

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>>12298273
i use google sheets, same as based Excel

this is the patrician portfolio btw, get in on that 2x leverage shit and own some of the most god tier blue chippers like MSFT and V

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>> No.12298321

>>12298308
Good work

>> No.12298328

>>12298308

Ask me anything /biz/

>> No.12298335

>>12298308
>blanks out the stock
>doesn'tblank out 11/28 on calendar
X_X
What's point of this post

>> No.12298336

>>12298328
do you shave your pubes?

>> No.12298361

>>12298009
not that I have a horse in this race, but I'm pretty sure the PPT is just a meme. I doubt they've actually done anything yet.

>> No.12298373

>>12298308
>>12298328
Recommendations? I have about 80k to play with and those gains looks pretty nice.

>> No.12298388

>>12298335

To verify that I screen capped it a month ago and am posting it today, that it ain't a repost from wallstreetbets

>>12298336

I am a girl yes I shave but right now I have a light peach fuzz

>>12298373

TZOO, SNAP, AUPH, maybe GE

>> No.12298411

>>12298328
post gock?

>> No.12298415

>>12298373
I think I might buy a couple thousand shares of UGAZ if it continues on a downward trend.

>> No.12298416

>>12298182
2% annual gains? just invest in a treasury bond ETF for free 3% a year

>> No.12298422

>>12298415
>UGAZ
me too desu femme

>> No.12298427

>>12298388
You some sort of lawyer or business owner? Genuinely curious as to how you racked up that dough to invest.

>> No.12298439

>>12298182
MORL, MRRL, BDCL .. levered products that have more volatility than you'd expect from typical div plays. there's a fair amount of risk in there.

>> No.12298443

>>12298328
You getting laid tonight?

>> No.12298459

why shouldnt I buy and hold 2x leveraged ETFs when they have been proven over the long haul to be the most profitable, and the early decades of the markets had much mroe volatility and collapses then we do nowadays

since say the 60s i bet the ideal leverage is 2.5-3x

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>>12298427

I'm a pedicurist. I do nails. I even did Kylie's toes.

In all reality though, I'm a firewatch/hole watch. I'm in my 20s making $24/hr with a high school diploma. Hoping to retire in my late 20s early 30s if everything goes according to Keikaku

>> No.12298509

>>12298459
if you're able accept the possibility of, and sit through a 80 or 90% drawdown then go for it. most people aren't willing to do that with their life savings. i'd pick some 2x up if we were to drop another 30-40% from current levels, but not before.

>> No.12298512

>>12298243

I bought at 31 and haven’t sold yet. Am I fucked?

>> No.12298521

>>12298499
>pic
if she requested, i would most certainly allow this women a place to sit.
on my face

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>>12298388
>TZOO

Holy hell this chart tho.

>> No.12298572

Important strawpoll

https://www.strawpoll.me/17145488

>> No.12298598

>>12298563
What caused it to shoot up twice like that?

>> No.12298609

>>12298019

This portfolio took a beating in terms of equity valuation.

>> No.12298630

>>12298598
hype and expectations that didn't pan out

>> No.12298644

>>12298598
Who cares? TZOO is due for another moon. Quickly! Dump all your life savings into it or you'll never 'make it'. :^)

>> No.12298731

>>12298416
he means in addition to the roughly 10% div yield from that portfolio

>> No.12298834

Imagine shorting SPY at 233. YIKES. Don't know how I could live with myself. I know for sure all the geniuses at /smg/ did NOT short the bottom, right???

>> No.12298908

Knowing my luck GE will recover immediately now that I've sold it.

>> No.12298927

>>12298908
Thanks for your sacrifice Anon, just bought 100k

>> No.12298939

>>12298908
you did the right thing
ty

>> No.12298948

>>12298070
dying in your sleep without waking up beforehand would be ideal
it seems like you've lived a reasonably fulfilling life up to this point
at the very least, you have a chance for the game to end while you're ahead

>> No.12299059

>>12298563

based.

>> No.12299565

>>12298948
Wouldn't go THAT far kek
But had a pretty normies life until got sick few years ago, would have been better off if just died then

But now since have been on death bed, am have woken up to risk taking, greed, ambition, discipline....
Me would be very upset if died before atleast making millionaire $_$

>> No.12299581

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-us-repatriation-companies/us-companies-repatriate-over-half-a-trillion-dollars-in-2018-but-pace-slows-idUSKCN1OU0ME

>The current account data shows repatriation in all sectors. Looking at just non-financial companies, JPMorgan calculates $60 billion was repatriated in the third quarter, versus $225 billion in the first quarter and $115 billion in the second quarter.

>Because companies had probably already pre-booked a one-off tax hit for the year, repatriation will have dwindled further in the last quarter, it predicted.

>Shrinking repatriation is likely to affect markets, because the flows helped fund this year’s record $1 trillion in U.S. share buybacks. A Jefferies analysis of a Federal Reserve paper looking at the use of repatriated cash concluded it had significantly enhanced buybacks, effectively placing a floor under stock markets.

>But U.S. equities have endured a dismal few months as worries have grown for economic growth. The last quarter of 2018 has been the worst for the S&P500 index since the end of 2008 when the Lehman Brothers crisis erupted.

>Should flows dwindle further, “the extra boost that U.S. repatriation provided to U.S. equity and bond markets via share buybacks and corporate bond redemptions would likely dissipate next year,” JPMorgan told clients.

Sorry frens, it doesn't look good for golden bull 2019.

>> No.12299590

Will Tencent make me a millionaire if I go long?

>> No.12299603

>>12299590
How long we talking? 20 years maybe.

>> No.12299607

>>12298834
i'm short @ 243. went long at 233 but still down.

>> No.12299640

>>12297903
>it counts as a loss for this year
The last day to accumulate a loss for this year was last Thursday

>> No.12299682

>>12299603
in 14 years. investing $18,000 on Tencent in 2004 would have made you a millionaire by now.

>> No.12299747

>>12299682
You can as sure as hell expect china's first real recession as an industrial society to come in the next 14 years, growth will assuredly slow down. You simply can't extrapolate that kind of growth forward. It will take longer, that much is certain.

>> No.12300178

>>12298278
do you know anything about this company?

>> No.12300311

>>12298908
>selling the bottom.

GE barely broke below $7 during December’s market dips. Get in now or miss the moon mission in 2019

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Taking a vow of celibacy guys. I'm not going to have sex or jack off until 2019.

>> No.12300339

>>12299747
Surprising coming from a self-proclaimed commie. As someone from one of the like ten groups China's trying to pull the old "ethno-geographic replacement" on, the Fall of Chink can't come soon enough.

>> No.12300342

>>12300328
not 2 hrs into the new year and I've already had a wank, think it's a new reccord

>> No.12300365

>>12300339
The CCP has long not just become revisionist, but has become the basis for capitalist power in new China. Wildcat strikes and Student agitating has increased in recent years, and I believe that Xi's regime will ultimately fail as this explodes in a crisis.

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>>12300365
I've gotten the feeling that that's out of necessity and the CCP wants to initiate massive social change as soon as possible before that happens. In any case I'm waiting for either Xi to proclaim himself Celestial Emperor or the state to fail. How soon do you think it'll happen?

And how do I short the chinks trade war now?

>> No.12300442

Looks like the 1 year is inverted

>> No.12300488

I'm sitting at home tonight because I picked up a cold sometime last week and I just wanted to say

Happy new year, /smg/. May 2019 bring you better profits than 2018.

>> No.12300504

>>12300387
3 or 4 years would be my best guess.

To deal with trade war risk I've been looking for US stocks that have little chinese exposure, specifically Cracker Barrel, Dollar General and Verisk Analytics. Dollar General is probably my favorite out of the three, since it will also excel in a recession and I already pulled out of cracker barrel at its year highs.

More directly, maybe look for inverse etfs for Chinese stocks, and place bets on falling prices on industrial metals like steel and aluminium.

>> No.12300532

no trading tomorrow is there?

>> No.12300575

They'll call it the roaring 20's

>> No.12300640

>>12300575
because of all the lions I assume

>> No.12300645

>>12300532
nope
still gonna gamble tho
heading to atlantic city :)

>> No.12300658

>>12300645
nice put one on 16 for me

>> No.12300707

>>12300658
not only am i gonna put 1k on 16 just for you but i'm also going to bare back a crackwhore for you as well bro

>> No.12300719

>>12300707
sick, let us know how both of those work out

>> No.12300729

>>12300719
I will don't worry

>> No.12300809

Imagine being a right-winger and thinking you have any chance of winning the culture war.

>> No.12300971

>>12300809
>he doesn’t know

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>>12300809

>> No.12301079

New thread! sorry cannot stand not having happy new year!

>>12301071
>>12301071
>>12301071

>> No.12301086

>>12301079

YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

WE AREN'T EVEN AT 300 YET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12301102

>>12300809
Feeling a bit uneasy about how the world is turning out? Fag

>> No.12301121

>>12301079
finally, a 2d thread
fuck the stock market, watch anime

>> No.12301144

>>12300809
The culture war is a war of shadow puppets. The winner is irrelevant and the victory is Pyrrhic.

>> No.12301176

>>12301149
no
in the short term, hype has a lot of influence on the share price, but fundamentals are what determine if a company will succeed in the long term or not
there is no such thing as "fundamentals" in crypto

>> No.12301185

>>12301079
that is way too fucking early, rkg

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>>12300488

Happy new year, anon.

>> No.12301277

>>12297985
>short term bears finna git dabbed on
fuck, that's me!

>> No.12301307

>>12297305
"wyckoff events" should be renamed to "jackoff events"

>> No.12301446

>>12298563
double-top at 20k for BTC confirmed

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>>12301176
>there is no such thing as "fundamentals" in crypto
haha ok sweaty

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so huge volume start to the day wednesday?

or slow bleed sideways?

rally until the January bloodmoon?

>>12300809
>Imagine being a left-winger and thinking you have any chance of winning an actual war.

in the end though, >>12301144
is right
the winner is irrelevant