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>> No.12287538

>>12287490
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos. BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol. Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

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>>12287490
>6000 shitcoins and I am going to get maximally butthurt over this one in particular.
Okay, anon.

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>> No.12287667

>>12287490
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.12287688

>>12287490
Roger is unironically a faggot as in he loves cock. Jihan getting btfo is pretty neat

>> No.12287798

>>12287490
The Lightning Network is pointless too. Who's using it in this bear market besides a few autists?

>> No.12287808

F

>> No.12287833

>>12287798

It exists largely as a political tool. When other coiners bring up how buttcorn can't scale, isn't useful, will never be able to support people actually using it, or any other basic bitch problems, they say 'oh, but lightning,' and lightning totally exists.

It doesn't do anything, but it exists, and that's enough to win word wars against other coiner camps. Other coins have other cool words for the same thing.

>muh plasma.
>muh sidechains.
>muh giganet.
>muh mainnet.
>muh seg.

>> No.12287835

>>12287688
>Roger is unironically a faggot as in he loves cock

if he wasnt a literal faggot some femoid would be sucking his vital energy, so he wouldnt have so much energy to fuck around, such lust for power. this is why faggots are detrimental to society. that and stds.

>> No.12287836

>>12287490
F
and F again.

This will be sub $100 in Jan. Get out now.

>> No.12287887

>>12287835
>implying ver doesnt have boy sextoys under his employment at all hours of the day
I think hes under someones control

>> No.12287896

>>12287490
What's the problem? The fact that it's capable of having larger block sizes means it's ready for larger traffic to flow through and not affect transaction costs. Literally nothing wrong with introsucimg changes for scaling your blockchaim for potential higher volume.

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>>12287896
Bitcoin with segwit solved the problem you retard. Now on Bitcoin it has an effective 2 MB blocks, but not even 1 MB is used. The reason fees were so high in December was that most people hadn't accepted Segwit transactions, and so fees and congestion were there.

>> No.12287965

>>12287896
Short-sighted people are unable contemplate future problems, prefering to deal with them as they happen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cockcroft#Cockcroft.27s_folly

>> No.12288032

>>12287963
>most people didn't accept segwit
So what were all those retarded UAHF hats and smug twitter selfies for for as if the whole Bitcoin community rallied around Segwit?

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>>12288032
Because after Segwit, implementations that previously needed a hard fork which were extremely hard to coordinate, can now be activated with soft forks. What many people fail to realize is that in order for a hard fork to work, ALL nodes need to migrate to that new chain, AND all the users need to sell all their coins on the previous chain and put their money on the new chain in order for it to keep the economic powerhouse to keep going. If these things don't happen, any fork of Bitcoin is doomed to fail from the very beginning.

>> No.12288201

>>12288093
satoshi never mail from wtf vistomail .

>> No.12288248

>>12288201
https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-dev/2015-August/010238.html

>> No.12288290

>>12287612
Most other shitcoins don't have a dedicated team of autists claiming it's the REAL bitcoin though

>>12287798
>hurr it doesn't immediately solve all of bitcoins problems it's useless!

>>12288093
Original email expired and someone was able to create it again to recover the account. These are the lengths cashcucks go to in order to fool people into thinking their worthless fork is bitcoin

>> No.12288294

>>12288248
i personally believe that is satoshi but there he didnt deliver any proof he is.

>> No.12288298

>be jihan
>destroy the market of your product

What is his 4D?

>> No.12288312

>>12288290
>20x more tx, hashrate, marketcap
>still thinks bcash is bitcoin
lmfaod.

>> No.12288344

>>12288290
>cashcucks
wat? you realise the email is anti bcash right? did you read it?

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Bitcoin Cash /F in one chart.

it deserves to fall below Litecoin -> the flappening will happen again.

Shitcoinfight - GO!

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>>12287490
>zachary mashiach

>> No.12289358

>>12287490
kek it must be humiliating for vishnu posters to admit to their tiny blocks.

>> No.12289384

Holy shit, craig wright was unironically satoshi all along

>> No.12289478

>>12288953
>BitCoin Core
What is that? All I can find is BitCoin, and it says BTC in the ticker.

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>> No.12289694

>>12289478
btc is bitcoin
the core is the node/client (semi official implementation)

>> No.12289730

It has like 8k daily transactions. Even litecoin has more on-chain activity at 20k txs.

>> No.12289746

>>12288290
>Most other shitcoins don't have a dedicated team of autists claiming it's the REAL bitcoin though
Because they are shitcoins, bch isn't.

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>>12289746
>bch isn't a shitcoin

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>>12289777
Checked. I will admit BCH/BSV is a shitcoin when it falls out of the Top 10 and salty idiots are no longer posting constantly about either branch on /biz/.

>> No.12290202

>>12289826
well sv is on the verge of falling out at least, bch is holding on for now. but it's time will come. i think around the time btc increases the blocksize most morons will realize it was a horrible mistake.

>> No.12290288

>>12289478
corn is corn
beef is beef

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>>12287538
based and pajeetpilled

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>>12287490
RIP BITMAIN
RIP JIHAN
RIP VER
RIP BCASH THE SHITTIEST FORK

kek
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>> No.12290536

>>12287538
BASED