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[Anonymous No.12286826]

I'm slowly starving to death. I don't know how much longer I have. I'm down to my last loaf of bread.

#Merica

[Anonymous No.12286831]

>>12286826
livestream it

[Anonymous No.12286834]

>>12286831
This

[Anonymous No.12286842]

I can't find a job. I already maxed out my credit card.

[Anonymous No.12286845]

Go to /fit/ for /fast/

[Anonymous No.12286851]

Lol just go to Walmart and get some of those BBQ chicken cups and walk around bthe store eating it

Shit is cash

[Anonymous No.12286871]

We had so much food on the table
this Christmas that we basically had to throw leftovers away.
And it’s my boomer partners that push this we have to have everything and we can’t feel in need of anything agenda all the time.
I’m so ashamed.
Good thing I moved away years ago.


Does anyone have this problem?

[Anonymous No.12286876]

>>12286842

I'll give you a job

[Anonymous No.12287158]

bump

[Anonymous No.12287166]

>>12286876
doing what

[Anonymous No.12287168]

>>12286826
>starving to death
>in America
you must be lower than a nigger

[Anonymous No.12287210]

>>12287168
>lower than a nigger
The niggest?

[Anonymous No.12287216]

>>12287168
tell me how to not starve to death then cunt. it's very simple.

>run out of money
>can't buy food
>starve

[Anonymous No.12287219]

>>12287166
having a job... duh

[Anonymous No.12287231]

>>12287168
More white people are on food stamps than niggers

[Anonymous No.12287237]

>>12287231
look at it proportional to demographic percentage you dumbass faggot. it's also mostly old white people who can't work.

[Anonymous No.12287250]

If you're not handicap shoot yourself. Pathetic excuse of a man.

[Anonymous No.12287259]

>>12287250
>apply for job
>get no response

wow anon you're right, totally my fault!!

[Anonymous No.12287271]

No it's everybody else's fault. Right faggot?

[Anonymous No.12287287]

*eats pizza while reading the thread*

[Anonymous No.12287295]

>>12287271
>passive aggressive indirect reply
>it's everybody else's fault. Right faggot?
Yes unironically, it's completely out of my control. I've done everything I can.

[Anonymous No.12287301]

>>12286826
Download food sharing app, in UK we have Olio/TooGoodToGo. Find and american one

[Anonymous No.12287305]

[Anonymous No.12287311]

>>12287216
>tell me how to not starve to death then cunt
its simple, eating food. Even hobos manage at that. You got your place, computer, internet, electricity and the time to shitpost on biz. Yet you somehow have nothing to eat? no one actually starving would be posting in this shithole, gtfo larper

[Anonymous No.12287313]

https://food-stamps.org/snap-how-to-apply.html?utm_source=google&utm_campaign=All-US_Food-Stamps_US&utm_content=food-stamps&utm_term=How%20to%20apply%20for%20food%20stamps&gclid=CjwKCAiA9qHhBRB2EiwA7poaeLtfVDz6GeNUuwpiIP6N5HPtc8PEnpWBI9QnR2yldg_VvcZQhwd19BoCuNUQAvD_BwE

[Anonymous No.12287326]

>>12286826
search for food banks for the homeless in your area, there's going to be something.
I don't know about your area, but in mine food banks regularly have to toss the food away because they have way more than people to feed.

[Anonymous No.12287334]

>>12287311
I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY FOOD. It's Sunday, every HR cunt is closed. Tomorrow is NYE. I have to wait until the 2nd to start looking again.

>>12287313
It takes weeks to get approved. You are only eligible for 3 months worth out of a 3 year period.

[Anonymous No.12287338]

>>12287326
I can't waste my gas driving around to food banks for expired milk and canned peas.

[Anonymous No.12287373]

>>12287295
>>12287334
>>12287338
>has car
>has gas
>has computer
>has internet connection
>has place, and electricity
>somehow nothing to eat
>completely out of my control
it IS your fault.. should've managed your money better brainlet

[Anonymous No.12287376]

Sell your computer. Have money for food. Otherwise go to your nearest church. They will feed you. If you have a computer and internet access but no food then your priorities are fucked man.

[Anonymous No.12287377]

>>12287334
go to a church and ask for help. why have you waited this long to apply for benefits...

[Anonymous No.12287384]

>>12287373
you can't just make dollars appear because you have a vehicle and a computer. fuck you're retarded

[Anonymous No.12287409]

>>12287338
>choosing beggar
Hope you starve normie

[Anonymous No.12287411]

>>12287384
oh they were dollars, which you chose to spend in things you couldnt afford, seeing you are now 'starving'.. let me guess you lost what you had left in shitcoins / margin trading? get fucked retard. If you're that desperate go sell your car now, someone's always willing to buy it cheap

[Anonymous No.12287424]

well if I send you some bitcoin
will you spend it on food
or will you buy more chainlink
>buys more chainlink

[Anonymous No.12287426]

dumpster dive your local store they throw away shit that's still good and wrapped

[Anonymous No.12287434]

>>12287411
yeah brilliant idea, then after I sell my car I won't be able to go to an interview, or go to work if I get a job.

holy fuck you're an idiot, how unfair is this universe that retards like you are able to eat.

>>12287409
>dont have gas
>cant drive to interview
>cant drive to work

[Anonymous No.12287444]

honestly its a wonder people don't starve to death like this more often

[Anonymous No.12287448]

>>12287434
then starve to death little faggot and keep blaming everyone but yourself

[Anonymous No.12287449]

>>12287444
i doubt it

[Anonymous No.12287466]

This is now a foodporn thread.

[Anonymous No.12287475]

>>12287434
Dont tell me you are crippled and retarded. Why the hell cant you use public transit or walk

[Anonymous No.12287480]

>>12287475
too far. no such thing as public transit unless you live in the city-city.

[Anonymous No.12287484]

>>12287434

lol how fucking dumb do you have to be?
even literal goblin spics and sheboon niggers can figure out how to freeload, but YOU cant?

lmao

[Anonymous No.12287503]

>>12287480
Where are you from?

[Anonymous No.12287507]

>>12287484
you cant freeload in America. it only works for spics because they have 15 members under one roof and they all pool their gibs. you also need a baby to get the good gibs, that's why they make so many.

[Anonymous No.12287510]

>>12287503
Florida man

[Anonymous No.12287518]

>>12287510
Where in Florida?

[Anonymous No.12287549]

>>12287518
outside Dade City

[Anonymous No.12287552]

>>12286826
I ration these each crumb/Only 3 slices left/Slowly starving to death/Taking my final breath

[Anonymous No.12287608]

>>12287552
This crumb/This shrinking tum/One up the bum/No harm done

[Anonymous No.12287631]

might go to sleep soon, i dont have energy to do anything

[Anonymous No.12287637]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkbOpCRyKvQ

[Anonymous No.12287699]

>>12287434
>dont have food
>starve to death
>can drive to interview
>can drive to work

[Anonymous No.12287711]

>>12286826
dont ration your carbs, that will make you hungrier. fast and then eat.
feast and famine.

[Anonymous No.12287715]

>>12287631
you obviously arent starving, just a hungry fatboy with no snacks

if not then rob a house, if you win you get food for free, if you lose you go to jail and get food for free

[Anonymous No.12287743]

>>12287715
t. Faggot who never starved

>>12287699
Telling OP to sell his car is so unimaginably stupid. Whether he starves now or starves in 2 months after he eats through the money after he sells his shit box makes little difference

[Anonymous No.12287758]

>>12287743
>starving to death right now is better than starving to death in 2 months

[Anonymous No.12287768]

>>12286826
ill send you money. whats your cash app

[Anonymous No.12287792]

>>12286826

Laaaaand of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.12287806]

>>12286842
How can you not find any job?

[Anonymous No.12287858]

>>12287806
>apply for jobs
>dont get jobs

[Anonymous No.12287890]

>>12287426
This. Go to any donut or coffee shop and they throw away a ton of wrapped food. I don't think there are any laws against it, but idk where you live.

[Anonymous No.12287934]

>>12286826
How the fuck are you starving in 'merica. Theres literally thousands of food banks and easy food stamps, like seriously kys

[Anonymous No.12287952]

>>12287934
read the thread you lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.12288034]

I feel bad for OP. America is 3rd world tier

[Anonymous No.12288048]

>>12288034
Unfortunately this will be the reality of most of the middle class due to late stage capitalism

[Anonymous No.12288056]

>>12287952
>calling other peple lazy nigger
>literally cant afford food

oh boy

[Anonymous No.12288061]

>>12286826
Live stream yourself eating your last piece of bread. cry and humiliate yourself. and tell people to donate. now u have 4 dollars. Buy some more bread and do the same thing again but eat the whole bag to fuck with people.

[Anonymous No.12288116]

>>12287631
Dude starving in the US is a meme. In California for example, there are food banks everywhere that are given food close to expiration from local stores. The amount of bread and other food that is goes uneaten even at these places is mind blowing. If your city doesn't have a good food bank, most churches will feed actual poor people, not degenerate druggy/alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12288132]

>>12288116
I just looked up "foodbank florida" and Jewish Community Services Kosher Food Bank popped up. Just pretend you're a kike and get some kosher food OP. Or starve like a dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.12288139]

>>12288116
OP shouldn't have to rely on others not to starve

[Anonymous No.12288151]

>>12288139
>OP should just die

[Anonymous No.12288174]

>>12287952
At my lowest point, I was sleeping in the streets and was still able to apply for food stamps and use food banks. Again Kys useless nigger

[Anonymous No.12288178]

>>12287259
Apply at McDonald's, Walmart, KFC etc... it's shit but at least you'll have money.
Do not become homeless

[Anonymous No.12288223]

>>12288178
walmart doesn't hire you unless you're on foodstamps I think because i already applied there

[Anonymous No.12288230]

>can't find a job or make any money whatsoever in the most prosperous time humanity has ever experienced
The absolute state of brainlets

[Anonymous No.12288260]

>>12288230
it's funny you faggots all talk shit but I know only a very small fraction of you actually do what you preach

tell me genius, how do i "just make money" in the most prosperous time in humanity with zero starting capital?

[Anonymous No.12288289]

>>12288260
it's a called a job you fucking lazy ass brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12288313]

>>12288260
I fucking love this thread my stomach is full of McDonalds rn god bless the usa i returned some bath and body works shit to feed myself aye

[Anonymous No.12288371]

>>12288289
holy fuck maybe you should read the thread before you call others lazy this has already been addressed. fucking kys

[Anonymous No.12288396]

>>12288260
Check craigslist, town hall boards, and local government websites. Go to selectman/mayoral weekly hearings. What do people need done? Do that. Milford, MA had terrible sidewalks in 2011 so I asked the selectman to request a grant for street cleaning and I'd do it. They said no so I got people to sign a petition that the streets were too dirty. I went in with a couple sheets of signatures and Idk if they got the State money for it or not but they caved and hired me to do it, with a 2k up front to get the equipment. The sidewalks are shit again since I moved but just do that shit.

>what do people need
>go offer to do it for money

[Anonymous No.12288398]

>>12288371
it took me two minutes to look up an entry level car washing job that you could start tomorrow making $350-$500 per week. https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/lab/d/miami-washer-detailer-for-car-wash/6769258456.html
lazy fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.12288410]

>>12288371
Honest question here. What are you going to do? When you're down to that last slice what are you honestly going to do?

[Anonymous No.12288416]

>>12288371
Millennials are so fucking lazy today it makes me sick to my stomach. Do you know what we used to do back in my day when we got hungry? We'd go out into the woods with a large shovel, find a wild boar, and make bacon. Try it some time, you might actually get some testosterone out of it.

[Anonymous No.12288417]

One of the wonders of American society is the poorest people are also the fattest. It’s virtually impossible to starve if you are at least a marginally functioning human

[Anonymous No.12288429]

Literally go I to publix, ask for a chicken dinner with 2 sides, and walk out of the door. If you look respectable and presentable they will assume you've paid.

And if you get caught, you'll go to jail for a few days and they will feed you there.

[Anonymous No.12288475]

>>12288398
I don't live anywhere near Miami

>>12288396
I need money now not in 6 fucking months after I convince city hall to hire me to clean the sidewalk. Jesus christ

>>12288410
I'm applying for more jobs and going to the temp agency, which already told me they're slow.

Then I'm unironically going to sleep and starve to death.

[Anonymous No.12288487]

>>12288475
Give me your PayPal I will send you 2 bucks so you can eat mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.12288534]

>>12286826
‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’

[Anonymous No.12288581]

>>12288475
>I need money now not in 6 fucking months
That's what the craigslists ads are for. I'm convinced you're a troll, no actual man would ever be this weak. I gave you a lesson and instructions for how to make your own work and instead of putting in any effort you sit there and bitch. It's winter nigger offer to shovel sidewalks on snow days and deliver groceries for old people, go door to door offering 2-3 services and if someone needs something else done THEY WILL ASK YOU.

[Anonymous No.12288605]

If you suck cock you can make money and get protein nutrients at the same time

[Anonymous No.12288609]

>>12288475
here you go faggot, the only prerequisite is that you have to be able to lift 100lbs.

https://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/lab/d/dade-city-drillers-helper/6776876628.html

[Anonymous No.12288623]

>>12288534
2 Thessalonians 3:10-12 King James Version (KJV)

10 "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."
starve OP, no one cares

[Anonymous No.12288727]

>>12288623
So be it. Me starving to death will be my last fuck you to my family. It will make the news "local man starves to death in family's home". People will wonder why I was able to starve to death, the state might even pursue criminal charges.

[Anonymous No.12288733]

>>12288581
craiglists is a meme you fucking boomer

I'm unironically going to starve to death. I will lay in my bed and I won't have energy to get up and I will sleep, and I will starve to death. I've slept 18+ hours the past 3 days.

[Anonymous No.12288734]

>>12288727
Okay now I know you're trolling, no one gives a shit when a failure white man dies.

[Anonymous No.12288744]

>>12288734
I'm not trolling at all

[Anonymous No.12288763]

>>12288744
hey dumbass, you live in a house don't you? just get anything you have in the house and sell it on a pawn shop for below its price

[Anonymous No.12288766]

>>12288744
Then die, you've made it clear you don't want to work.

[Anonymous No.12288792]

>>12288734
this doesnt even include the ones ive applied for on other sites or directly to employers

>>12288766
fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.12288815]

If you beg on plebbit you can probably get a free pizza

[Anonymous No.12288826]

>>12286826
How the fuck are you starving in the US? It would be one thing if you were dying of a treatable illness or something since that would be the fault of America's shitty HC system but starvation is something that America does not have a problem with in the slightest.If you can't afford food go to a fucking food bank or soup kitchen.

[Anonymous No.12288829]

>>12288744
you must be a 30 y/o manlet for your family to not give a fuck about you.
can we make a meme out of this faggot, biz?

[Anonymous No.12288834]

>>12288792
I hope you starve to death so you never reproduce. We dont need more dumbass helpless people in this world

[Anonymous No.12288837]

>>12288766
Where did OP say he won't work? He said further up he tried looking for work and couldn't find any

[Anonymous No.12288839]

>>12288727
Jesus fucking christ, you are not starving to death. You said you have a whole loaf of bread. Eat some and stop being such a drama queen.

[Anonymous No.12288840]

>>12287466
how the fuck is this foodporn? that looks disgusting you fucking obese amerilard

[Anonymous No.12288844]

>>12288826

You need a residence to get stuff from food banks. Soup kitchens usually have lines and easily run out of food. If you are a lone man it's way easier to starve to death than being a poor single mom, they get dibs on all free food in the US. That's why the homeless men you see are skin and bones and women who are homeless are usually chubby/fat.

[Anonymous No.12288867]

>>12288834
maybe your next life you will be born into more unfortunate circumstances

>>12288839
it's more like 1/2 loaf left which might last me until wednesday and i've barely ate anything, all i've done is sleep. i don't have energy to do anything other than lay here in bed for a while before i go asleep again.

>>12288844
go look up suicide rates for men, it's not a coincidence

[Anonymous No.12288873]

>>12288727

OP it's gonna take awhile to starve if you are still drinking water. I've done a week fast easily before and it's easy. Some people do month fasts with no problem at all. If you still have water and a loaf of bread it's gonna take you a long time to starve trust me

[Anonymous No.12288886]

op, post a throwaway email or something. ill send you coupons for free pizza

[Anonymous No.12288891]

>>12286826
Just go steal something. If you get away, you get free food. If you get caught, you get free food in jail.

[Anonymous No.12288897]

>>12288867
I'm literally trying to send you money and you won't take it give me a venmo, paypal, something so I can send you two/three bucks. You know what if you don't want help and you just want to whine and get attention then fuck you. I really hope you do die. Honest to god.

[Anonymous No.12288912]

>>12288897
$2-3 isn't going to sustain me for the coming weeks (months?) until I find a job. and paypal probably charges $1-3 just to transfer to a bank. thank you though.

[Anonymous No.12288918]

>this whole thread

oof that's gonna be a yikes from me

[Anonymous No.12288919]

>>12286826
Here you go buddy :) Sure is tasty

[Anonymous No.12288935]

>>12286826
Oh I forgot. You don't have food or family. Here you go buddy, enjoy :D

[Anonymous No.12288944]

>>12288727
Holy fuck you live with your family and you're starving.
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.12288954]

>>12288918
oh

[Anonymous No.12288955]

>>12288944
that's correct. i don't have any money

[Anonymous No.12288971]

Sorry to hear that Anon. Just pray to Jesus and he'll see you through :)

[Anonymous No.12288982]

[Anonymous No.12289004]

[Anonymous No.12289042]

>>12286826
>be me in 2015
>dropped out of college, kicked out from parents after a week
>500 max credit, 15 whole dollars to my name
>somehow find a job in 3 days, find a better one in a week and quit for a new job in 6 months
>fast forward to today
>living with only gf, pay all my bills and saving up for a car and house, maybe a kid or two
>did all this working fulltime and even went back to college and graduated
>made 7k off of small crypto investments
Amerifats are really despicable because they have so much fucking opportunity, even a mongrel nigger that works his ass off can have a better future than him.

[Anonymous No.12289047]

>>12288982
greasy food doesn't sound appetizing when you're starving. maybe a salad with lots of vegetables or something

>>12288971
I already tried that, for a while now

[Anonymous No.12289074]

>>12288955
What, your family does not give you food when u are starving?? Did u tell them?
There is no fridge in the house from which you could take food out, no canned stuff to nick?

[Anonymous No.12289121]

>>12289047
I knew it you're a larping little bitch. If you were really starving you get pissed the fuck off. Instead of saying
>greasy food isn't appetizing when you're starving.
Kek! Good troll tho OP

[Anonymous No.12289140]

>>12287311
You're a fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.12289143]

>>12288955
are you the father? do explain your situation abit more, im guessing your in a suburb or rural. starving isnt the worst for a day, most people lose their shit for skipping a meal and go nearly insane if they skip 2 meals.

anyhow, parents? siblings? they know ur situation?

[Anonymous No.12289168]

>>12289140
shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.12289195]

>>12289074
yes they stopped feeding me for the most part once I hit 16, I used to survive off McChickens often through later part of high school.

>>12289121
it isn't though, I think if I ate something really greasy on an empty stomach it would give me a gut bomb and hurt. something light and fresh sounds much better.

[Anonymous No.12289202]

>>12289143

>Americans being so fucking weak they can't stand not eating for a day

lol what the fuck
There are people in other countries who go weeks without eating. Toughen up faggots

[Anonymous No.12289212]

>>12289074
no there isn't much here they will be furious if i eat their food

[Anonymous No.12289223]

>>12289195

OP do you have access to ingredients for "snake juice"? Go look it up, you can survive off of that for at least a month without eating anything. Dude on youtube regularly does a whole week fast and often eats only 1 meal a day. Look up snake juice diet.

[Anonymous No.12289249]

5 hours of baiting you retards and you're still going. absolutely amazing.

[Anonymous No.12289267]

>>12289202
i know, hence what i said. this shit happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.12289271]

>>12288475
https://www.suntopia.org/dade_city/fl/food_pantries.php

do it.

[Anonymous No.12289280]

>>12288727
starving to death in your families home? how is that possible?

[Anonymous No.12289286]

>>12289212
Jesus, what kind of sick parents dont feed their child? Is really murica afully retarded individualistic hellhole? I cannot imagine this happening anywhere else in the world. My parents would give me their last breadcrumb.
Anyway OP I am really sorry.
I am (euro) poor too, but nowhere near this level and have a safety net to fall back on if shtf.
hope some oldfag rich anon who bought ETH at $1 will send you say $100 dollars so u can feed urself this week while jobhunting. Post paypal, venmo BTC/ETH adrress or something. Better luck once u find a job.
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.12289292]

>>12289249
Dont think this is bait somehow. Seems genuinely desperate

[Anonymous No.12289304]

OP when you're really fucking hungry you eat anything and everything. Don't give me that bullshit about greasy food is going to hurt you so you don't want to eat it. Real starving people will even eat dirt to try to stay alive called mud cakes, look it up. If anything you could eat bugs. Rich in protein and not greasy because OP is super picky.

I got a feeling though you're just looking for attention, sympathy or a way to kill yourself, like a teenage emo girl. If that's the case I know a great way to solve your problem, pic related.

[Anonymous No.12289430]

>>12289304
I would eat it most definitely, it just doesn't sound appetizing.

>>12289249
curious as to why you think this is bait

>>12289280
>>12289286
yes it's every man for himself here

>>12289304
i keep going back to the pantry even though i know there is nothing there

[Anonymous No.12289438]

>>12286842
Livestream your starvation suicide and some /biz/bros might throw donation money at you so that you may eat and live another day

[Anonymous No.12289439]

it's only 8 but i'm really tired like i said, probably going to sleep very soon

[Anonymous No.12289465]

>>12289439
Larping 16 y/o. Biz sucks nowdays.

[Anonymous No.12289475]

>>12289439
Post paypal or eth/btc address

[Anonymous No.12289485]

>>12289465
i really dont get what is so unbelivable about this. did you see the screenshot of jobs i applied for? well over 400

[Anonymous No.12289512]

>>12289475
I've already tried sending him 5 bucks and he refused it because apparently he wants money that will last him months. He's a larping little bitch. Someone that is starving would take even a dollar from a stranger.

[Anonymous No.12289519]

>>12289485
Idk about your larp. 16 y/o still living with his family talking about starvation. Gtfo. Biz sucks cause of larping fags like you.

[Anonymous No.12289594]

>>12286826
If you have an internet connection, a place you can stay at, and the free time to post on /biz/, you should have no reason to go hungry.

You can go on upwork and do even basic virtual assistant/data entry jobs. Even at the low rates you'll be competing against pajeets with, you'd still manage to earn enough to eat like a poor college student (i.e. eat ramen everyday), or if you have somewhere you can cook, you can buy cheap vegetables and just cook them the simplest/cheapest way.

Like if you bought a kilo of uncooked rice, that would be like a couple of bucks, and it should last you over a week. Real easy to cook if you have an electric rice cooker (just add water and forget). I've tried buying a few eggplants, steaming them and dipping them in onions sauce, barely costs over a couple of bucks.

You could even go on fiverr and offer to do embarassing stuff like pic related.

You should be focusing on making money online if you have internet, a gadget to surf the web with, and a place to stay. I personally just write mobile apps, and after churning out several, I now have a passive income from it.

[Anonymous No.12289607]

>>12289594
>onions sauce
I meant onions sauce
Stupid filter

[Anonymous No.12289613]

>>12289594
>onions sauce
I meant s 0 y sauce
Stupid filter

[Anonymous No.12289639]

>>12286871
yeah

[Anonymous No.12289677]

>>12287384
Craigslist the car and buy food + bicycle/bus pass

[Anonymous No.12289679]

>>12286826
kek
>this is america's fault
kys

[Anonymous No.12289758]

>>12286826
>>12289594
Like if you bought the ingredients for meals like pic related, it should be like barely over a dollar per day.

If you worked even the simplest/lowest paying skill-less jobs on freelance sites like upwork, you should be able to afford that much everyday.

[Anonymous No.12289783]

>>12289439

Do snake diet, just by no salt and put it in water. You can live for a month off of that alone without eating anything. While you are fasting try to get some food for free from places that give out free food or reddit. They literally have a fucking sub where you get free pizzas by begging.

[Anonymous No.12289790]

>>12287338
wow you have a car. fuck off lol

[Anonymous No.12289858]

>>12288837
We've offered him plenty of ideas to find his own work and he will not do it, he will only complain. He's even denied free money from another anon. He's a troll.

[Anonymous No.12290609]

>>12287376
He probably has weed or cigarettes to smoke though

[Anonymous No.12290643]

Also I don’t understand, why can’t op sell some of his shit if he is that desperate for money for food. He is clearly posting on some kind of device. I’m sure any pawnshop would give you like $20 for it. Do you know have money to buy food. Like what the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.12290658]

Sage and Hide troll thread
Reminder food is given free to the homeless and low income by the truckloads

[Anonymous No.12290663]

>>12286826
Yeah right a skinny american.I cannigh belive it. Post broofs.

[Anonymous No.12290678]

If your attitude here is anything to go by, I can see why you haven't gotten a job yet. Well, you'll get through it despite being hardheaded, it's part of youth, being humbled and learning to stop being a whiny and petulant child.

It's so clear that you imagine you've got everything figured out, it's everyone else's fault because you've done all you are willing to do, but that's the problem. You've done all YOU'RE willing to do.

If you were actually starving you'd humble yourself and to to a food bank, but you foolishly assume and make empty generalizations about it.

Depending on where you live, welfare might have quicker options for people with a financial need as well, ten days or less for some places.

You sound like a sad and angry man child in your mid twenties and I feel for you, though I'm glad I'm not around you as well. You'll look back on these days eventually, you can make it.

[Anonymous No.12290937]

You're like an incel with food. While they whine and make excuses why they can't get pussy you make excuses why you can't get food lmao. I hope you actually die. Even streetshitting Rikscha drivers in Bangalore can get food you fucking imbecile.

[Anonymous No.12290957]

>>12286871
It's called being rich kiddo

[Anonymous No.12291062]

>>12286826
You can literally make 3 figures per day begging on any semi populated major intersection. Cope faggot.

[Anonymous No.12291155]

>>12287549
sell your car and grab a knife from your house
buy fishing supplies, a lighter, and some firewood and pay someone to take you to the lake
then grasp the bountiful harvest that god has made available for you and fish for your food you mongoloid nigger mutt

if you're not a complete retard then you can dig a small hole and fill it with water to store extra fish you catch for the unlucky days
if your supply of fish grows large enough then you can grab a piece of cardboard out of a dumpster and crush some grass to write (fresh fish $2) and set up a small shop
accumulate money living the hobo fish salesman life and get yourself out of your shitty situation

[Anonymous No.12291204]

... Apply for a better job?

[Anonymous No.12291495]

lmao this entire thread is teaching OP bottom feeding and scum sucking. Guaranteed that 90% of posters in this thread, OP included, lives in a shithole but don't realize it yet.

[Anonymous No.12291589]

>>12287216
Welfare, retard.

[Anonymous No.12291605]

>>12287426
This. I do it and I'm not even poor, the amount of perfectly good shit supermarkets throw away is crazy.

[Anonymous No.12291812]

Why not steal food from a grocery store? Super fucking easy. Just walk around and put shit in your pocket or waistband when no ones there.

[Anonymous No.12291868]

>>12286826
Look up your local foodbank. Walk there.
> it's 6 miles
So what else are you doing in that time? Show up with a backpack or plastic bags

[Anonymous No.12291881]

>>12286826
Anarcho Capitalists would say "the free market has dictated that you are not worthy of living".

[Anonymous No.12291884]

>>12286826
As a person whos been water fasting for 10 days, this amuses me and saddens me at the same time.

[Anonymous No.12291893]

>>12286826
I'll take what is a grocery store for $100 Alex.

[Anonymous No.12291950]

>>12291884
i lasted 42 hours when i tried a prolonged fast. how the fuck do you last 10 days?? what are your results like?

[Anonymous No.12292364]

if you’re too proud to get gibs, just go to jail desu. I’ve been locked up. the literal only downside was not having internet. but there were still books to entertain me, and I socialized more than I ever did in my life.

[Anonymous No.12292404]

>>12286826

Poor little baby hasn't had a snack in a few minutes and is getting a bit peckish.

Give me a call when you've fasted for 21 days or more you faggot.

Most of us could handle a 40 day fast no problem.

[Anonymous No.12292418]

>>12291950

Lost 30lbs of verifiable body-fat in 21 days. More if you include water. Just sack up and do it.

[Anonymous No.12292444]

>>12292404
> most of us could handle a 40 day fast no problem
Truthpost here. I just got off of a casual 60 day fast myself. Didn't even really think about it much desu.

[Anonymous No.12292487]

OP I feel you. What about uber?

[Anonymous No.12292627]

>>12288840
This. Americans are braindead land whales

[Anonymous No.12292650]

yo is this nigga dead yet

[Anonymous No.12292651]

>>12287216
Post body faggot.

Starvation only occurs when no caloric intake has been met for quite a while at less than 10% body fat. If you can afford post here you're not really starving.

Food is incredibly cheap and easy to come by in Merica. Buy eggs and rice if you are so poor. They're cheap as fuck, decent in calories and nutrition and can be bought in bulk.

[Anonymous No.12292690]

>>12289223
No don't tell him about Snekman.

Judging from this thread he's the kind of person Cole despises.

[Anonymous No.12292862]

>>12289286
>I cannot imagine this happening anywhere else in the world. My parents would give me their last breadcrumb.
this. I'm a failure 21 yo NEET and my parents still feed me despite being fucked financially, with only my mom earning about $300 a month and living in a deep shithole of russia. I try to pay the bills with my shitcoins when I can so I'm not a complete fuck up yet.

[Anonymous No.12292880]

>>12289212
also muricans literally throw out food. Why don't you move to a big city and dumpster dive like a real man instead of being a faggot
https://youtu.be/LvPucEICDyw?t=272

[Anonymous No.12292883]

>>12286826
churches will give you free food every day, just go and ask. Also commit your life to Jesus Christ, there is no way that you're not a lazy man

[Anonymous No.12292889]

>>12287466
lol americans are disgusting, what the hell is this shit

[Anonymous No.12292920]

>>12288727
The victim.

[Anonymous No.12293175]

>>12287384
>vehicle and a computer.
What is uber driver?

[Anonymous No.12293679]

OP you ok?

[Anonymous No.12293787]

>>12287768
>>12288487
2 based anons actually offer this pile of crap money and he ignores them

>"Me starving to death will be my last fuck you to my family meh meh meh"

your family probably finally got tired of your lazy ass and left you out to dry so why make a thread to whine when you actually dont want any help?

[Anonymous No.12293820]

>>12287210
Reddit

[Anonymous No.12293870]

>>12289790
>>12289677
what part of I need the car for work dont you fucking idiots understand

>>12289758
>$1/day
maybe in Romania or something

>>12289858
>>12293787
I denied the $3 because all that will do is prolong my starvation another few days. It makes little difference.

>>12290643
I use my computer to find jobs I'm not going to chuck my computer for $20 so I can eat for a week, jesus you people are fucking dumb. You should be the one starving, not me.

>>12290678
>boomer rant

>>12291495
yes I live in a shit hole there is nothing here

>>12291589
only for women and children, retard

>>12292487
>>12293175
I have a coupe I cant

[Anonymous No.12293882]

It's literally impossible to starve to death in burger land. New York alone throws away 100m tonnes of food a year.

[Anonymous No.12293908]

>>12290678
this just screams boomer

[Anonymous No.12294019]

>>12293870
>I denied the $3 because all that will do is prolong my starvation another few days. It makes little difference.
You sound like you aren't starving.
Yes even as a proud white man I would result to nigging and stealing from stores/farms if it came down to starving with no money.

Also protip to solve the
>Apply to jobs
>get no jobs
problem. Temporary work agency. They'll take anyone with proper vetting even crack heads. You'll get bonus money for carpooling other crackheads to work. You'll get paid daily too.


But fo real tho you belong on r/choosingbeggars

[Anonymous No.12294050]

>>12287466
>food scat porn

[Anonymous No.12294064]

>>12294019
see >>12288475
>I'm applying for more jobs and going to the temp agency, which already told me they're slow.
>already told me they're slow.

[Anonymous No.12294066]

Biz really houses the nastiest type of human trash.
I fucking hate poor people

[Anonymous No.12294100]

>>12294066
how is it my fault I can't find a job? go fuck yourself you spoiled cunt

[Anonymous No.12294150]

>>12294100
Not reading your retarded scam thread. Imagine having the entire internet available and begging on fucking BIZ.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12294168]

>>12294100
If you cant find a job in this economy it's on you.

[Anonymous No.12294193]

>>12294168
this economy is shit, lots of people are struggling, even on /biz/ as well

[Anonymous No.12294242]

>>12286826
Hey at least you aren't the guy that lived in his car and offed himself here a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.12294270]

>>12294064
>I'm applying for more jobs and going to the temp agency, which already told me they're slow.
You are a lying faggot. Enjoy the hell you created for your self.

[Anonymous No.12294434]

>>12294270
>rrreeeee you're lying because the real world doesn't work how I imagined it in my head

[Anonymous No.12294463]

>>12287384
kek, you literally can. it's called selling.

[Anonymous No.12294510]

>>12294193
The "sucking dicks for money" meme is real for a reason, anon. Just think of your dad or something while your doing it.

Not kidding.

[Anonymous No.12294519]

>>12294510
>your instead of you're
Oh lordy my bad

[Anonymous No.12294549]

>>12289195
Wow thats horrible. White people suck.

[Anonymous No.12294672]

ITT: anons who have never had to make it on their own without mom and dad

Bunch of spoiled little brats, I bet your parents put you all through university

[Anonymous No.12294734]

>>12287448
Please dont have kids or just kys its even better you fucking snowflake

[Anonymous No.12295313]

>>12294150
bump

[Anonymous No.12295572]

>>12287216
Go dumpster diving.
No joke nigga I find unscathed lottery tickets, packs of cigarettes, half sandwiches and un eaten unopened mc Donald's meals.
I even find full six packs of beer.
America is the greatest country in the world that there un opened food just hanging out everywhere.
One time I was hanging around a store and some dude gave me half his pizza him and his gf didnt want.

[Anonymous No.12295585]

>>12287334
>DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY FOOD.
Better learn to hunt or fish you faggot.

[Anonymous No.12295624]

>>12286826
Okay, but what exactly do you want from us, anon?

[Anonymous No.12295707]

>>12295624
ideas how to make money. i didn't once ask for money ITT and didn't even respond to anons offering it.

so far all i've heard is shit like
>bro just get a job
>bro craigslist
>bro just make money, JUST MAKE MONEY
like jesus fucking christ this board is useless

>>12295585
Hunting requires permit which costs money and I can't skin a deer at our house, it's suburbia

best thing I can think of is to drive to the beach and try to dig up some clams but I'm not sure if there are laws surrounding it or if the duck clams are even down here. I have to look. i don't have a fishing rod

[Anonymous No.12295721]

>>12295707
>>12295624
oh and to be clear:

ideas how to make money NOW, not some shit that's going to take me 3-12 months, I don't have that much time

[Anonymous No.12295801]

>>12288475
>I need money now not in 6 fucking months
OP better start suxking cocks.

[Anonymous No.12295833]

>>12295721
You can try whoring yourself.
Other than that, or selling your unwanted stuff, there isn't really a magical way to make money out of nowhere without any effort.

[Anonymous No.12295891]

>>12295721
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.12295938]

>>12295707
lol just eat a stray animal

[Anonymous No.12295955]

>>12295721
Go door to door and offer house sitting, pet walking, and cleaning services. But you won't.

[Anonymous No.12295979]

>>12295707
>Hunting requires
A fucking pellet rifle or a sling shot.
And not you dont need a permit for varmints like squirrels.
Dont dig clams.

[Anonymous No.12295988]

>>12295707
>can't skin a deer at our house, it's suburbia
Then skin it out inna woods you fuck.
Milinials I swear.

[Anonymous No.12296015]

>>12286826
bet that internet or cellphone connection of yours could pay for quite a bit of food.

[Anonymous No.12296035]

>>12296015
he doesn't know about oats or potatoes

[Anonymous No.12296057]

>>12286826
OP, reading through this /thread it appears you are an arrogant Zoomer.
Please die Zoomer scum

[Anonymous No.12296150]

>>12286826
Livestream your death pls

[Anonymous No.12296280]

>>12295833
there is a magical way according to every other /biz/ poster ITT

>>12295955
it's not the 70s anymore where you can go ring Jimmy's door to offer pet sitting services for a nickel you out-of-touch boomer fuck. that's called 'soliciting' and it's illegal now

>>12296015
it's not mine

>>12296057
>arrogant
how so?

>>12295979
>don't dig clams
why not?

[Anonymous No.12296339]

>>12296280
>there is a magical way according to every other /biz/ poster ITT
Well there isn't. You gotta get up your ass and do something, or you're not going to eat. That's life, you might want to get used to it.

[Anonymous No.12296357]

>>12296339
>do something
there it is again, the vague "do something", "just make money bro"

Wow, thank you!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12296358]

>>12296280
>how so?
>>12287301
>>12287313
>>12287373
>>12287376
>>12287377
>>12287426
>>12287637
>>12287699
>>12288061
>>12288116
>>12288174
>>12288178
>>12288396
>>12288398
....your answer is always NO, you are the issue behind your own problem!

[Anonymous No.12296374]

>>12296358
>apply for a job bro

interesting you can read the thread and cherry pick the replies you want but disregard the part where I said I had already applied for some 500+ jobs

fuck off

[Anonymous No.12296387]

>>12286871
Same
Everyone brings something and the fridge its overloaded with leftovers. Dont want to throw them away bc frugalmode but gonna have to buy a 2nd fridge for the garage. Found some good deals on Craigslist guess I could go get one. Tired of eating

[Anonymous No.12296412]

>>12296357
Well you have been given dozens of ideas itt, but all you got are excuses. So are you gonna suck dick or no?

[Anonymous No.12296452]

>>12296374
you have a negative attitude
that's what's stopping you

[Anonymous No.12296804]

>>12296374
OP is the BIGGEST FAGGOT I have ever seen on this board. I truly hope he starves to death slowly while feeling his organs collapse in his body. I am going to screencap his post and hope to God, this time next year, he is dead and gone from this beautiful land we live on.
Only the strong and non-retarded survive OP. nothingpersonalkid.jpg

[Anonymous No.12296811]

>>12295707

I skin deer at my house in suburbia all the time you retard do you not have a hose and a kitchen knife ?