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Mexican, short, chubby here

Net worth 5k

Give me some advice biz

>> No.12281385

>>12281372
grow a bit and be yourself

>> No.12281389

Buy ZIL. It will make you rich in a few months.

>> No.12281535

>>12281372
lose weight, groom, and lift

>> No.12281546

-Lose weight while you’re still young (if you’re still young) it gets harder as you get older
-if you’ve got shit facial hair shave it
-keep your hair short
-dress well, but don’t be a fag
-don’t fuck fat or ugly chicks, you’ll be labeled as a bottom feeder and it’s hard to outlive that
-smile
-Don’t lie it’s hard keeping track of them all eventually
-don’t settle
-the sooner you find God the better, He’s just waiting for you

>> No.12281566

>>12281546
solid advice except for the last line, LOL

>> No.12281588

>>12281372
Don’t blame the white man for your problems. Don’t be a racist against non-Mexicans. Learn proper English. Dont smoke weed and be a typical Mexican stoner. And for the love of God, don’t study ethnic studies. Study something useful.

>> No.12281594

>>12281566

I’ll change it to get sized for a fedora just for enlightened men like you

>> No.12281606

>>12281594
well I am enlightened, I'm Buddhist

>> No.12281614

Tijuana tours

>> No.12282202

Will becoming rich help me out at all with the gurls?

>> No.12282343

>>12281372
>take a shower
>hit the weights
>seek sunlight
>gain height
>have sex

>> No.12282366

>>12281372
Don't be a liberal. Libs pretend to care about you but they really don't

>> No.12282423
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12282423

Wait until the next recession bottoms out, then throw that 5K in. That's how I made my fortune back in 08.

In the meanwhile build up your savings. And for the love of God just beware of the Darkness, pic related

>> No.12282608

Try intermittent fasting to loose weight along with regular exercise op. That's how I was able to loose about 50 pounds.

Save up an emergency fund before u start investing. When investing always keep your portfolio diversified. Right now is a good time to buy 2 year treasury bonds.

>> No.12282616

>>12281372
K.

Y.

S.

>> No.12282625

>>12281372
open a taco stand called Pablo's Tacos and claim it's authentic spic cuisine

>> No.12282634
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12282634

Build the future for tomorrow. Freedom and Liberty

https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12282645

>>12282423
Considering rich people dont self segregate much by race that image is less insightful then you're putting it up to. Ruling class solidarity is stronger than any ethnic tie.

>>12282366
Liberals care, but that's all they do. You cant feed a family with heartfelt prayers or with more black oscar nominees.

>>12281588
If you feel indignant when people assume you are racist I would suggest not doing the same when the shoe is on the other foot.

>> No.12282651

>>12282625
I have some good taquito and tortilla recipes if this is a real possibility. Hell, I can cook better tex mex than most sit down mexican restaurants north of Kentucky.

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>>12281372
kys

>> No.12282886

>>12282645
>t.Never knew any Mexicans

>> No.12283065

buy HOT