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12273485 No.12273485 [Reply] [Original]

>hot fired a month ago from Denny's for writing nigger on some rude black customer's receipt
>started being NEET
>I've forgotten how comfy it is not working
>realize I've spent years slaving away like an animal
>realize I never want to go back
My savings will run out soon, how do I get Neetbux so I could live the life of a full NEET? Will throwing myself in front of a moving car and collecting disability do the trick? Or can I pretend that I'm retarded?

>> No.12273500

>>12273485
if u have work history u can't apply for ssi, but if you get horribly crippled to the point where you can't work even a desk job, then your chances of getting disability will improve.

You basically will not get it unless you can demonstrate a history of mental or physical illness that precludes you from working.

>> No.12273509

search waruso for uncle remus

>> No.12273510

Fuck guys $100 each

Fuck real ugly fat guys $1000 each

>> No.12273511

>>12273500
Define "horribly crippled"

>> No.12273525

Go slip on ice and sue a business owner

>> No.12273570

>>12273500
*ssi and disability are two separate welfare schemes.

>> No.12273586

>>12273511
physically disabled to the point where you can't even do a desk job.