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>had a great idea for a business
>told my friend who has a dad who works at a babk
>he helped me get a 300k business loan from the bank
>got lazy
>spent all the money on gambling, hookers, and coke
How do I fake my death bros?

>> No.12259182

>>12259170
Cave diving, they don't need to find a body. Also disappearing in a national park.

Also FUCK these captchas, making me click 50 freakin thumbnails

>> No.12259184

Bankruptcy

>> No.12259199

>>12259170
Just go to a monastery or a mental institution and let time passes by

>> No.12259233

richest people in my country were doing the same to banks but with tens millions of dollars

>> No.12259234

>>12259170
Just say you hired a female and all went to shit.

>> No.12259258

>>12259234
Hes not trying to get forgiveness, the loan is in his name. He's trying to avoid paying back the money that he blew as if he earned it.

>> No.12259283
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>>12259170
Lmao, what did you think was gonna happen when the note came due? The coke would unsnort itself?

>> No.12259289

>>12259170
Default and live with ruined credit for the rest of your life.

>> No.12259334

>>12259170
Just take out another loan and pay that one back. Repeat forever.

>> No.12260251

>>12259170
just start a scam like sergey did

>> No.12260270

>>12259170
With 300k how do you get 'lazy'?

Just pay pajeets 50k a year to do whatever your buisness idea was. You literally dont have to do anything. Hire a 'manager' pajeet to lord over the other pajeets for 60k a year, and tell that guy to tell the other guys what to do and keep charge of them.

You don't even need to talk to the guys under him.

How do you fuck this up?

>> No.12260497

>>12259233
Us citizen detected

>> No.12260525

>>12259289
You don't know much about credit.
Credit could barely be effected after a year or so & totally purged after 7 years.
t. Mtg underwriter

>> No.12260526

>>12259170
you spent ALL of it on gambling, hookers and coke but you didn't get any winnings?? The fuck?

>> No.12260547

I blew a solid amount of money in my country, about 5000 canadian dollars which I loaned from my brother to start a business, and I disappeared in the cold state stealing people's things and selling them across the state border.

>> No.12260583

>>12259170
You deserve to be shunned and jailed, nigger

>> No.12260606

>>12259170
Did you get a personal loan or a business loan? If you got a business loan then it’s np. Just make up some fake expenses.

>> No.12260624

>>12259199
or lock yourself in your room for a decade while draining your parents both mentally and financially

>> No.12261227

>>12260270
>trusting pajeets to not steal your idea

>> No.12261278

>>12260547
>solid amount of money
>5000 Canadian dollars
Nigger, that’s like $20 US

>> No.12261497

>>12259170
Bahahaha you dumb FUCK

>> No.12261804

>>12259182
Best answer