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I have 3k to invest

What should I do right this moment?

I just want to make it

>> No.12235155

all in calls expiring next week

>> No.12235156

invest in vishnu

>> No.12235173

>>12235149
home gym

>> No.12235175

>>12235149
BTC and hold for ten years in a cold wallet there are no shortcuts /thread

>> No.12235212

>>12235149
Clothes you feel good wearing, a gym membership, a nice car, a netflix subscription and an iphone so girls won't turn you down for your virgin green bubbles

Besides that, grind away at work

>> No.12235214

>>12235149
Small link bag you absolute fucking retard

>> No.12235332

Buy NKN sirs

>> No.12235341
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look here

>> No.12235353

>>12235175
Unironically and unambiguously based and redpilled.

>> No.12235408

>>12235341
>gold, portability D
>cash, portability B
Clearly they’ve never tried stuffing $1200 in cash up their pooper

>> No.12235414

>>12235155
you think the "face ripper" is coming next week?

>> No.12235855

>>12235149
Find a pump and dump or ponzi or pyramid and get in very very very early

or bitmex x100 and jump onto a green or red dildo.

>> No.12235860

>>12235149
Buy physical silver.

>> No.12235878

>>12235408
Is a few rolled up 100s really that big of a deal? That's gotta be like the thickness of a pencil.
Pussy.

>> No.12235886

>>12235878
Try it and get back to us. You do have the cash, don’t you?

>> No.12235894

Naked short natural gas

>> No.12236252
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>> No.12236273

BCH

>> No.12236412

Find some downstream oil plays that might profit from cheaper oil. You could also start buying shares of the big oil companies; Chevron, Exxon, BP, Royal Dutch Shell, Conoco, Eni, Sinopec.. If you start a DRIP in these right now you will do just fine with a starting yield around 5-6% with expected dividend increases.

>> No.12236849

>>12235341
>Non-counterfeitable
>gold
>only A
Making lots of fake elemental gold huh?

>> No.12237448

Additionally, finding discounted dividend aristocrats will propel you to moonNmarz before you know it. 20% loss on the year doesn't hurt when you've collected 5-10% for 4 years. 4 years anon, a miniscule sliver of your overall totality.

>> No.12237476
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12237476

Invest in your future freedom and Liberty with Monero
https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12237507

Inverse s&p500 etfs or wait for shit ti bottom out and buy as much Apple and amazon as you can afford.

>> No.12237511

>>12235414

starting this week

>> No.12237604

>3k
>Invest
I don't know your finances but if you think 3k is enough to invest then you shouldn't be even considering it. That's just a couple months renta, depending on location and housing size.

Just buy groceries and get a gym membership, that money is for expenses not "investment"
>But many people have made it with less!
Odd stories that are the exception and not the rule.
There's the possibility that you are one of those idiots that think invest and spend are synonyms, they are not.

>> No.12237746

3k is absolutely enough to get started OP. Don't buy a fucking cuck-gym membership unless you don't have running water where you live. Don't expect to make it but be comfortable knowing that you are pouring the foundation for your house of life.

>> No.12237813

>>12236849
Counterfeit gold has existed since gold became currency you retard.

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>>12236849
>he doesn’t know