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How do I make the most out of this stock market crash? Do I wait longer before buying in or do I buy puts? Puts of what?

>> No.12224946

short

>> No.12224970

Hoe many links to impregnate her?

>> No.12225262

>>12224914
either short or wait. dont buy in back before we have a golden cross.

>> No.12225282

>>12224914
Probably too late to buy puts. Everyone knows things are going to shit, so they've already been priced into most puts.

>> No.12225293

>>12225282
Fuck man i bought puts on friday and sold for 50 percrnt profit. Now it could have been 1000 percent. I hate my weak hanfs

>> No.12225387

>>12225293
50 percent profit is better than a 50 percent loss. Be grateful.

>> No.12225392

>>12225387
No i want to think incessantly about my weak hands and possibly consider suicide

>> No.12225431

>>12225392
Well go on then, off you fuck.

>> No.12225433

>>12225293

About 6 months ago I bought dow puts petting it would go below 22500. At the time they were cheap because the market was still going up. They don't expire until the end of next year.

Until recently I was losing my ass on them, but I held on and now they are so green I'm just going ti wait it out for a while to see where the dow finally lands.

>> No.12225443

Try to put things into perspective by looking at the price growth since 2009 and the financial crisis at that time.

Either they'll resume money printing some time at the risk of high inflation or we realistically need to crash hard by another 50%+ or so. There isn't even much negative talk about the economy yet but worldwide things are cooling down, and this can get a lot worse in 1-2 years.

I'd wait it out for a bit longer and keep some cash to buy lower but holding some solid crypto and precious metals for a high inflation scenario is probably a good idea.

>> No.12225485

>>12224914
Don't know if I fucked up yet. Got excited about a market crash and bought heaps of jan 4 puts for Citigroup bank. First time buying puts, wish me luck.

>> No.12225508

>>12224914
Wait for a dead cat bounce and then buy near the money puts a month or two out. Once the dead cat dies, sell for profit and wait for another rip higher to do the same. Ez

>> No.12225739

How to buy Dow outs from Australia ?

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12225771

>>12224914
How do I profit off daughter titties?
Asking for a friend

>> No.12226832

it's the obligation of anyone who makes it to impregnate a 15 year old wife and have like 5 children with her