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12224660 No.12224660 [Reply] [Original]

NYSE halted all trades. They wanted Bobos to stop fucking you for today.

Get your ass ready for tomorrow.

>> No.12224675

Because it's Christmas Eve you mong.

>> No.12224677

christmas eve is half day trade....you insane :D

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>>12224660

>> No.12224681

Isnt this a safety mechanism they put in since 2008 crash? I forgot what its called

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>>12224660

>> No.12224720

CNBC has swtiched to reruns of old gameshows!

They are no longer covering the market. WTF!

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>>12224681
What you're thinking of is called a circuit breaker, but today was just a half-day of trading no circuit breaker was tripped.
Rolling for dubs to crash this bullshit equity market with no survivors.

>> No.12224825

>>12224681
lol that sounds like some jargon they fed to you so you could sleep a little bit better at night

>oh yeah for sure, the circuit breaker-- no,no it works, we swear. j-just don't try to trigger it

>> No.12224839

>>12224811
Checked

>> No.12224845

>>12224811
Checked for chaos

>> No.12224854

>>12224681
Thanks Obama!

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>>12224811
>Rolling for dubs to crash this bullshit equity market with no survivors.
I hope you get your wish my friend. I hope everyone gets it!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!