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Biz...... why you have to trick me? Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:01:04 2018 No.12223765 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>read about how trannies are so cool and butt orgasms are so great
>decide that I'm missing out on something
>go to porn store and buy dildo
>put on the movie, "A diary of Bridget Jones"
>lube up the dildo
>ease it into the ol' turdcutter
>immediately feel flushed and ashamed
>stomach hurts like I was kicked in the balls
>nothing I do in my butt can fix this
>abort mission after 60 secs
>pull out dildo with poop on it

How you sleep at night?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:06:18 2018 No.12223826 >>12223765 poop comes out your but?

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:06:50 2018 No.12223832

>>12223765
Get a 100ml plastic syringe or a hose attachment for your shower and squirt some h2o up there first. Shake it around a little bit and shit it out. Repeat 3 times, then pop a lubed finger up there real quick and check that it comes out clean and stink-free. If it doesn't, keep repeating til it does. Then you can proceed to the dildo.

Also I hope you're using J-lube, it's the only stuff worth using for butt insertion. Most other lubes are too greasy or textured for ass stuff.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:10:13 2018 No.12223874

>>12223765
Taking a big one up the ass and getting a reach around is top tier blow your load times. You're not going to get the same pleasure from a dildo because you're missing out on the whole submissive element of it too.

Do what the other guy said, douche your ass clean and then go see a hung ladyboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:13:00 2018 No.12223914 File: 823 KB, 2592x1944, 1542743197725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223832 >t. gay 130k all-in linkmarine We're going to make it. t. 320k linklet; pic related is me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:13:09 2018 No.12223916 Sure is faggy in here. I’ll go ahead and show myself out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:13:56 2018 No.12223928 >>12223914 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:15:00 2018 No.12223952 >>12223916 >says the increasingly curious man See you tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:16:52 2018 No.12223972 File: 575 KB, 421x772, door.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223914 >>12223832 you two are going to make it t. 50k link guardian

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:16:55 2018 No.12223973 TAKE ME BACK TO MY ORIGINAL TIMELINE NOW PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:18:19 2018 No.12223984 File: 184 KB, 1000x1000, 1545617680662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any of u biz fags near at boston? i wanna fuck some bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:20:20 2018 No.12224011 File: 575 KB, 421x772, door.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get out of my WAY you filthy faggots t. 50k link door guardian

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:22:09 2018 No.12224027 >>12223984 yeah but i'm also a sub

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