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The Small Specs Strike Back Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

Previous victims of Santa's Wrath
>>12216624

>> No.12221951

THE FED IS OUT OF CONTROL AND MUST BE FIRED

>> No.12221959

END THE FED!

>> No.12221961

All in SQQQ or cry

>> No.12221963

>>12221928
Santa can't save us now

>> No.12221964

you faggots didn't buy your gold on friday, now you just have to pay more.

>> No.12221969

my phone is buzzing every few seconds with "___ Hits 52 Week Low"

>> No.12221970

DRUMPF HAS TO DO SOMETHING THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT

>> No.12221973
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12221973

BUY BOEING
U
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B
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I
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G

>> No.12221977
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>>12221961
3 way split
SQQQ
TVIX
VIIX

>> No.12221978
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>> No.12221982
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YonAM-cJrE

RED WATER
RED WAAAAATER

>> No.12221984
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12221984

Buy Colagte and SPXL

>> No.12221987

Reminder that opportunities like this only come around a handful of times in your life

>> No.12221990

Remember, always do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrarian_investing

>> No.12221996
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12221996

>fed prints shitloads of unregulated fiat
>stock market goes berserk over last 10 years
>Dis iz natural I'm a stock market genius!
Just wait until people hodling fiat in banks and under pillows start getting rid of their paper. If you think stocks crashing is bad wait until 100 dollars can only buy you a loaf of bread.

>> No.12221998

so is robinhood actually good for someone who just wants to make small and simple investments?

>> No.12222000

Aaaaaurgh
SAVE ME pPT!

>> No.12222003

thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.12222007
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12222007

JESSE CHRIS
WE GOING STRAIGHT TO 229

>>12221984
>>12221987

>> No.12222011
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*blocks your short*

>> No.12222018
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12222018

Are you not entertained!! Are you not entertained!!

>> No.12222021

>>12222008
does the NAACP have a trading desk?

>> No.12222024
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12222024

Why did Drumpf kill off all of my investments!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12222025

>>12222011
I've never seen a more arbitrary meme line

>> No.12222027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4DT0jh0Vk

>> No.12222030

*ringring*. Bogdanow here.
Pump eeeeet

>> No.12222031

>>12221969
umm, why are you giving a shit about that, when you could be trading in something that's actually fucking golden. like gold

>> No.12222042

ok works done, time to go find something warm and wet to stick my dick in.

>> No.12222043
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12222043

Can someone please tell me when the market will hit bottom so I can buy and make gains thanks

>> No.12222045

I can't wait to pick up as many dividend stocks as I can in 6 months.

>> No.12222046
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12222046

.

>> No.12222049
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>>12222011
I cant believe we're at fucking 30 lmao
SVXY is free money boys

>>12222007
Fakest dump in history of sp500

>> No.12222061

>>12221899

>> No.12222076

>market opens
>btc pumps
THANKS STOCKIES LMAOOO

>> No.12222081
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>>12222003
smalltime

real thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3SCUu1wfJQ&t=0m50s

>>12222042
based baggie posting time

>> No.12222086

they should fucking suspend this session right now

>> No.12222088

dump eet again

>> No.12222091

>>12222043
Its at the bottom now. PPT has set the safety net and the bullrun starts NOW

>> No.12222093
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>>12222086

>> No.12222097
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12222097

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

>> No.12222098
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>>12222081
>>12222003
real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPddPfiAt7U

>> No.12222101

>>12221996

>not understanding that a stock market crash is deflationary

>> No.12222102

>>12222086
I demand a circuit breaker I want to make history

>> No.12222103
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12222103

Wow .. early close cant come soon enough.

>> No.12222107

Check em faggets

>> No.12222108

Is leaving my money in SQQQ for the next 3 months a good strategy?

>> No.12222110
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>>12222086

Why contain it? Let the bear market spill over into the school and churches, let the Boomers pile up into the streets.

>> No.12222114
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>-1,57%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.12222117

>>12222076
Isn't it weird that the stock market volatility started when BTC crashed, after that stock markets recovered but BTC didn't. Now stock markets are thanking again but the correlation inverted.

I could be nothing tho.

>> No.12222118

>>12222110
>>12222093
Its-Cool.

>> No.12222119

>>12222091
delusion.

>> No.12222120

Worst Christmas ever

>> No.12222121

>>12222101
oh yeah look at gold value which is a stable monetary expression and how it moved since the 70's.
lmao

>> No.12222126

>>12222103
What's her name

>> No.12222128

>>12222101
>-445
g-guys

>> No.12222129
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12222129

now this is epic

>> No.12222132
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>>12222114
;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>> No.12222136

I WANT TO GET OFF MR POWELLS WILD RIDE

>> No.12222138

>>12222129
b-buy the dip

>> No.12222141

SIXTY-NINES ARE TRADING

>> No.12222145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv-C8upQ4NQ

>> No.12222147
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12222147

>-2%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12222148

JNUG calls

>> No.12222151
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12222151

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

working today sucks balls

>> No.12222153

how is it even possible to drop 2% every day for weeks when earnings and retail sales havent even slowed down LMAO this is the fakest drop ever

>> No.12222158
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12222158

congratulations men, we got 'em

>> No.12222159
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12222159

>sub 22000

GUYS

>> No.12222161

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.12222164
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12222164

dear god I'm up on every single put

>> No.12222165

>>12222153
>t. boomer

>> No.12222168
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12222168

>selling all my SQQQ 4PM Friday

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Always exit your positions over the course of at least a few weeks, not all in one go.

I blame the Jews.

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>>12222159
Its a hard knock life

>> No.12222171
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12222171

with volume like this we will easily get -10%

>> No.12222173

>>12221964
Loaded up on JNUG calls for January

>> No.12222176

>>12222153
Because the pump of fang was fakest to upside ever this is the opposite reaction

>> No.12222186

>>12222008
>>12222036
>>12222127
What do black americans yell when you pull out a gun?
(Srs question from non americano)

>> No.12222187

>>12222171
Circuits break at -7% bro

>> No.12222191
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12222191

It's fucking over.

>> No.12222193

PPT JUST KICKED IN

>> No.12222194
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>>12222187
what happens if it fails? has it ever been tested.

>> No.12222198

Love the way my shorts are looking but this is too fast. Bought calls expiring Wed to hedge.

>> No.12222199
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12222199

imagine 27th December

>> No.12222200

>>12222176
Faang has nothing to do with this they already corrected before the spx and daq budged this year

everyone has higher earnings and lower debt from the tax cuts

>> No.12222201

It's still hard to imagine total collapse sell off at zero rates and inflation rampant, thus at -20-30% you should have super limited down side for certain indecies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OkSsFsXLD8

>> No.12222203
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12222203

My portfolio has increased in value by over 40% today

>> No.12222204

YOUNG INVESTORS:

This is your chance. This is your chance to expend your capital on a scheduled basis on the way down and then back on the way up. This is your chance to get massive returns for the next 5-10 years.

>> No.12222207

This is only the beginning

>> No.12222210
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>>12222153
it has yet to even begin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>12222168
>>Always exit your positions over the course of at least a few weeks, not all in one go.
thats how you should always enter and exit positions
never do it all at once

>> No.12222209

>>12222193
>BUY EVERYONE'S BAGS TEAM
what could possibly go wrong

>> No.12222213

This is the bottom

>> No.12222216
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12222216

>>12222204
>pls buy my bags millennials for love of god

>> No.12222217

>>12222194
What do you mean fail? When it hits -7% they halt all trading

>NYSE Rule 80B provides that a circuit-breaker halt for a Level 1 (7%) or Level 2 (13%) decline in the S&P 500 Index occurring after 9:30 a.m. Eastern and up to and including 3:25 p.m. Eastern, or in the case of an early scheduled close, 12:25 p.m. Eastern, would result in a trading halt in all stocks for 15 minutes. If the S&P 500 Index declines by 20%, triggering a Level 3 circuit-breaker, at any time, trading would be halted for the remainder of the day.

https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse/trading-info

>> No.12222221

check em

>> No.12222225

>>12222204
I thought the bear will leave his cage forever?

>> No.12222226

PUNISHED GALT

>> No.12222227

IMPRESSIVE PUMP, IMPRESSIVE. HOWEVA...

>> No.12222231
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12222231

It's coming back up.

>> No.12222233

>>12222000
wasted digits

>> No.12222235

>>12222221
Close
>>12222222

>> No.12222238

>>12222221
OFF BY ONE!!

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12222242

>>12222225
Dumb prophecy that just made vague predictions about things people were already predicting

>> No.12222261
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The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...GREEN DAY CONFIRMED!

>> No.12222266

>>12222213
> le bottom
> le buy
any shill that says this needs to be shot. The market will only bounce in the even that the retarded federal reserve lowers the rate they just raised in January or MArch

>> No.12222268
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>>12222201
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OkSsFsXLD8

they got more new stuff out?
does it compare to The Jester Race or Whoracle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluNKscgQb0&t=01m40s

>> No.12222274

What time does the market close

>> No.12222276
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>>12222213
Like I haven't heard that every day these past three months.

>> No.12222278

>>12222171
No we wont

>> No.12222287
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>>12222213
based and machiavellipilled

>> No.12222291
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>>12222261
the bottom is in!

>> No.12222298

if it goes sub 22k will we die?

>> No.12222305
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>>12222217
How exactly is this supposed to save ANYTHING
>Circuit breaks
>Market halts
>PPT buys everyone's bags with fucking Monopoly money (seriously how the fuck is this even a thing)
>Market resumes
>Everything continues to shit the bead
Am I missing something?

>> No.12222307
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>>12222287
>machiavellipilled
not even

>> No.12222308

Thank you anon who recommended Marin software. Shit is flying to the moon

>> No.12222309
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>>12221928
Boomer back here again shilling MRIN. I've been making threads since last Monday trying to help you kids on biz and literally only one guy said he would open up a position in it. It was trading below 3$ last Monday, currently trading above 11$. Please, mom and dad just want the best for you kiddo

>> No.12222310

>>12222268
Spotify has 2 new songs by in flames most bands release 2-5 songs before album nowadays in spotify

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPn8OoOWPEs

>> No.12222314

>>12222298
it would be extremely painful

>> No.12222316
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12222316

>look nancy look! the bulls are jumping again

>> No.12222317

>>12222086
Let the Boomer hit the floor
Let the boomers hit the floor

>> No.12222324

>>12222274
1 PM

>> No.12222326

>>12222317
I will refer you to this >>12221878

>> No.12222329

>>12222086
>SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.12222341

>>12222309
Redpill me on MRIN please. Why is it up?

>> No.12222345

>>12222216
Yeah, they're broke cause boomers are assholes, so... Good luck with that...

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>>12222276
Buy the cheapies my fellow trader!

>> No.12222350

>>12222266
And they will. Sc this.

>> No.12222356

>there are people on biz who think the bottom is in/we aren't going to hit recession

>> No.12222357

>>12222341
Read about the google deal. Profit sharing on ad revenue. DYOR

>> No.12222367

>>12222309
>Marin Software, Inc is a cloud-based digital advertising management company headquartered in San Francisco, CA.
yikes

>> No.12222384

>>12222305
It kind of makes sense if it's to prevent cyber warfare or some shit. Since everything is just digits on a computer now, it gives time for bankers to dust off the old ledgers and cross reference maybe?

>> No.12222385
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HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK I WANT MY MONEY

>> No.12222391

Good guide to option contracts?

>> No.12222392

>>12222367
Read about the profit sharing deal they made with google. last week the market cap was below 30M, massive upside to this deal. Take it or leave it, I've been shilling since it was at 2.50$

>> No.12222397

>>12222145
I SAY SPYIEY I SAY RISE AGAIN

>> No.12222398

>2 years of "gains" gone

lmao i was like lmao

>> No.12222399
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>>12222348
This feels more like trying to catch a falling knife.

>> No.12222402
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>>12222305
its to give people time to calm down, and dampen FOMO and panic

>>12222385
>he doesnt know

>> No.12222403

>>12222385
It's a reverse split, you dumb nigger

>> No.12222408

>>12222385
so this is the power of RH

>> No.12222429

>>12222392
I am the anon who said I'd look into it (and bought 60 shares). Thank you. I'll still be cautious of people shilling companies but the facts were laid out wide open.

>> No.12222430

>>12222398
retail started to jump in this rally 2017-2018 always late in the party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Xq33smI7E

>> No.12222447

>>12222429
Thanks kiddo, I'm very happy you took my advice.

>> No.12222450
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12222450

FUCK YOU BOOMERS I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT MONEY ON COCAINE AND STRIPPERS OR WIPED MY ASS WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12222453
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>>12222403
Fuck you. I am dumb, but still fuck you. I just wanted to put food on my family for Christmas

>> No.12222471

>>12222385
OH NO NO NO

>> No.12222504

Wtf we just Golden Bull guys

>> No.12222505

>all these fags with sub 10k folios
top kek /biz/ is full of poorfags

>> No.12222514

Told you fags this was the bottom LMAO.

>> No.12222518
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dear god please keep going up

>> No.12222521

Nasdaq is green

https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100

shorters assraped

>> No.12222522

>>12222514
BASED

>> No.12222523

FB +3%, SNAP +6.6%.

Hmmmm

>> No.12222525

>falling for obvious bull traps

>> No.12222526
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12222526

The government made my puts worthless

>> No.12222530

Post redpilled music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9N1ldPtQ8

>> No.12222535

get into emerging market etfs and take profits from the banks.

>> No.12222539

david tepper just announced he's buying

>> No.12222547
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@_@
shorts raped worse than an elementary student with disability left alone with PE teacher all day

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12222548

Well, good thing I closed my puts on friday after all. Just hope this dead cat bounce keeps going until my europoor stock exchanges open again on thursday.

>> No.12222551

>>12222505
2 positions, up over $5k today

speak for yourself

>> No.12222561

>>12222530
Kek.

>>12222547
That's oddly specific..

>> No.12222565
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>> No.12222571

>>12222505
pretty sure I've (unrealized) lost $30K over the last month.

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>>12222526
my puts are still worth as much as they were at close on friday or more...you didnt buy puts at the bottom, did you anon?

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WE

ARE

BACK

BEAR CANCELLED

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>>12222576

>> No.12222583

>>12222523
Buy snap puts

>> No.12222601

>>12222572
Nah, but I'm still mad about PPT

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>>12222450
>less than a year investing
you havnt seen nothing yet

>>12222430
at least play some good nightcore

>>12222518
for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc&index=4&list=RDeZpBq9rUYDE

>> No.12222609

Y R WE UP AAAAAAA

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>>12222576
DUMP EET AGAIN

>> No.12222623

back down as fast as it went up. except there is no bottom this time.

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>even with forced gov pumping the bulls can't stay green
Embrace the satsui no hado or die bulls

>> No.12222631

>Surely big daddy government will save me

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>>12222561
>That's oddly specific..

>> No.12222637

It's called a deadcat bounce.

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>>12222547
shhh, just wait, and listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEP3RPgEao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os

>> No.12222645

MARA reverse split inc

>> No.12222649

algos shitting the floor when?

>> No.12222679

The only bottom that potentially looks like a bottom is down at 1800.

Incoming 25% downside.

>> No.12222697

>>12222679
This

>> No.12222702

What are you /biz/tards holding, lemme know for my weekly delights.

>> No.12222720

>>12222702
My dick for at least twenty years

>> No.12222722

>>12222702
deez nuts

>> No.12222728

>>12222702
sqqq all in

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>>12222702
Hopes and dreams

>> No.12222738

>>12222679
If we really go into a recession then this is around my target

>> No.12222753

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.12222759

>>12222702
AAPL, CSCO, DOC, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KHC, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE< PG, PSX, SBUX, T, V, VZ

Plus 2 mutual funds. Getting JUST'd for now, but I'll likely not sell any of these stocks within the next 5-10 years so I'm basically watching my networth bottoming before it goes back up

>> No.12222762

>>12222738
>if

>> No.12222770

>>12222121

Gold bugs are literal chimps in clothing. Your money would be better spent buying big black dildos to express your cuckolding fetishism than buying gold as a "store of value."

Gold up 3,500% since the 70s. Impressive right? Except the interest rates under Volcker were pushing 20% and the SPX has gone up 53,000% in the same time frame. In all but a few run ups I'd even argue cash was a better position than gold.

>> No.12222779

>>12222762
>being married to a position
I change my mind all the time when it comes to trading desu

>> No.12222783

>>12222759
Wow you must also like S&M

>> No.12222786

>>12222759
why?
And don't even fucking bother saying "I'm in it for the long run" or anything to that effect because I'll find you and punch your cunt in.

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>>12222702
And 40% cash, and too many memes

>> No.12222791

>>12222770
what do you think of bitcoin mate?

>> No.12222818

>>12222770
the worst is they insist on physical gold, even certs would be better.

Imagine getting voluntarily raped on purchase and sale

>> No.12222833

>>12222791

Gold for neets

>> No.12222834

> Another effort by the Plunge Protection Brigade ends in their utter defeat

Press F for the defenders of freedom and investors everywhere.

>> No.12222842

>>12222834
PPT is weak. this isn't 2016 anymore.

>> No.12222850

i hope this goes on for as long as possible I only started investing about 2 years ago so I want to average down

>> No.12222852

Oil is getting shitted day after day.
How long until North-American oil becomes unprofitable?

>> No.12222862

>>12222852
shale is already unprofitable below 50$ a barrel. All the oil ER's will be fucking catastrophic

>> No.12222865

>>12222852

Most US oil fields already are.

>> No.12222870

>>12222852
NA oil is mostly shale and only stops being profitable at $26.

You may have recently read a PR campaign across the trading journals that claim drilling becomes pointless sub $45, that's true somewhat, but only for the texans and others clinging on to their derricks.

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reminder this is what caused all of this.

>> No.12222874

>>12222862
Show me where you read shale is unprofitable at that number, I am sure you probably read about drilling.

>> No.12222884

>>12222852
>Demand rises, price falls
>Produce more to meet margin/quota
>Demand falls farther
>Produce MORE
negative fee dback loop

>> No.12222888

it's ogre
where do we go from here, bros?

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>>12222870

>> No.12222897

>>12222889
I can assure you it is at least 20% cheaper to produce in 2019

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Every day these past few days

>> No.12222901

>>12222874
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL3N0SH5N220141023

>> No.12222903

>>12222852
Depends who hedged when oil was at 70+
For those that did, no reason to stop drilling. Those that didn't are probably fucked.

Either way there's no reason for any of them to stop pumping what they already have - sunk costs.

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>>12222852
the real trouble will be from the petrol-nations that cannot opperate sub $50/barrel for a profit

eventually those nations are going to see something truly catastrophic

>>12222888
>quads n trips
you already know where...

>> No.12222906

>>12222888
Ch-checked
Outside, we go... outside sigh

>> No.12222908

>>12222901
the bit where it lists the break even prices for shale

>> No.12222915

anyone else reminded strongly of black Wednesday.
>interest rate rise causes market drop
>gov tries to prevent price drop with buy backs
>fails miserably

>> No.12222919

>>12222889
>https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL3N0SH5N220141023
>>12222901

quite the spread here... Also neat 2 yrs

>> No.12222933

>>12222919

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-shale-kemp/u-s-shale-breakeven-price-revealed-around-50-kemp-idUSKBN1AP25M

I doubt that it changed much desu

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lmao merry christmas b*lls

>> No.12222946

Kraft heinz is down well over 50% now

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1077231267559755776

lmao

>> No.12222955

>>12222919

The fields with the lowest ppb profitability are the ones with a high concentration of natural gas liquids, like the Utica. They aren’t really pure oil plays.

Fields like Bakken and Eagle Ford still need oil above $40 to make much sense.

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>>12222946

>> No.12222965

>>12222954
OH NO NO NO

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WE RIDE ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH PLUNGE GANG ONCE MORE FOR STABLE PRICES

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>>12222954
>trade wars are good for markets
this is your brain on orange

>> No.12222994

>>12222933
I'm a huge oil skeptic on their published pricing via news.

Enron would trade energy like a commodity. It allowed them to artificially inflate what they were worth.

These day lots of energy companies now trade these megawatt/hr blocks via futures among themselves. There are people that trade these full time within energy companies and it inflates their worth way above production. The cost of production has fallen for 7yrs straight. We're talking sub 3 cents/ kwh in Texas.

>> No.12222995

>>12222786
i'm in it for the long run cuck. I buy and hold forever if possible, allowing my dividends to compound and pay my bills in the future.

also, just found out my capital distributions this month from my mutual funds was about $10,950, most with shares being repurchased at this time. BASED cheapies.

>> No.12222996

Is the media serious with this Santa Claus rally shit? Santa isn’t real neither is a rally

>> No.12222998

>>12222954
...why the fuck would he say this? Is he just trying to crash us instead of saving us now?

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Christmas is cancelled, motherfuckers.

>> No.12223007

>>12222998
>almost 2019
>assuming sanity to come out of orange head

>> No.12223014

>>12222954
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP

if you're not excited about a bear market you're not looking toward the future. economy is stronk AF and people are looking for a way to take profits from the last year. now they're scared smol specs are pulling money out like the retards they are

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>>12222995
>in it for the long run
>cant sit out to avoid a massive justing for fear of possibly miss a single day of potential gains
ok

>> No.12223019

>>12222954
he's not technically wrong. If it wasn't for the Fed on December 7th it would have rallied

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>>12222998
he has embraced the satsui no hado learn from him and profit.

>> No.12223030

>>12222097
you might just make it anon, lol

>> No.12223043

>>12222998
Why wouldn't he. Powell could uniroincally en up in FED prison for treason.

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>>12222965
>>12222998
>>12223014
>>12223019
(((they))) are going to take him out

>> No.12223057

Anyone here ever read the comment section of the yahoo app?
Holy shit, some of the dumbest shit I've ever read

>> No.12223059

>>12222954
Based fucking trump. He is like the JFK of our era, trying to scatter the fed into the wind in a million pieces.

>> No.12223061

>>12223057
no, post some toppers

>> No.12223063

PULL UP. PULL. UP.

>> No.12223068

>>12223015
i've been on the sidelines with a stockpile of cash deploying $500-$1000 intermittently.

>> No.12223071

>>12223051
OY VEY!!! SHUT. IT. DOWN!!!!

>> No.12223077

we're fucked proper lads

>> No.12223086

>>12223063
TERRAIN. TERRAIN.

>> No.12223099

>>12223051
>>12223051
Trump will have to take out the FED tho. I explained in a previous thread that what the FED did was unprecedented and retarded since they only raised short term rates 3 times and didn't touch the medium-long term rates this will put the balance sheets of corproate America out of whack for this quarter they have no idea whether to sit tight, get loans from banks or release bonds for 2019 and all the ER's will be in the red. So to actually prevent a recession Trump will have to take out the FED and nationalize it or the FED will need to admit taht they are retarded and lower the rate they just raised just now or raise the medium-long term rate to the same level as the short term but taht won't save them now

>> No.12223100

this is funny there actually is no floor

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>>12223086
>>12223063

>> No.12223103

>>12223061
>Disney drops 1% on X day
"This cause america don't wanna put with their libtard bullshit, they gonna be trading at 40$ next year"

usually a lot of this

>> No.12223104

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

>> No.12223107

>VIX @ 33

>> No.12223119

My SPY puts are doing great and LCI is green.... MARRY CHRISTMAS!!

>> No.12223131

>>12223100

The floor is Z E R O

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>>12223071
>>12223099
Oy vey goyim, what are you doing?

>> No.12223142

>>12223132
>a person who was the CEO of one of the most successful banking institutions doesn't know anything about banks

fucking Rothschilds should be lined up and shot

>> No.12223143

>>12222779
You're as delusional as btc tards last December

>> No.12223150

>>12223142
is he verified on twitter? didn't fucking think so.

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>>12223142
Hes having a total meltdown.

>> No.12223163

>>12222988
That's clearly an egg

>> No.12223176

Anyone making any trades today?

Adding to my PSX position. Dollar Cost Averaging. The way back up is going to be sweet as tits.

>> No.12223177

>>12223132
> Muh FED Oy vey!
seriously the FED is fucking retarded. Nobody can be this retarded on purpose so two things could be happening here. Either the kikes who own the Fed are actually crashing the entire economy with no survivors on purpose OR this is a 3D chess plot by Trump and Powell because as of right now all of corporate America even the ones that hate Trump hates the fucking Federal Reserve even more because it directly fucked their bottom line so one way this culminates is Trump nationalizing the FED

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>>12223142
he's being ironic IMO
>either this guy is a moron (heheh totes true, believe it)
>OR THERE IS SOMETHING TERRIBLY WRONG WITH OUR ECONMOMMY

hes trying for warn us

>> No.12223189

>>12223177
You should know by now this is intentional

>> No.12223193

I made money today. You're all losers, and can remain losers.

>> No.12223195

>>12223177
Or it is part of a Hail Mary scheme by the republicans to default and eliminate all debt that dates back to Obongo and Bush

>> No.12223201

BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

BASED BEARBROS WE FINALLY WON!

>> No.12223203

if you guys bought good stocks like Fresh del monte youd be in the green right now!

>> No.12223205

>double bottom on the SPX at 2370
you've got exactly 1hr to stop the bloodbath bulls

>> No.12223208

SHOULD I BUY THE DIP OR AM I CATCHING KNIVES HERE? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS MARKET! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BOUNCE

>> No.12223214

>>12223208
it did, you missed it

>> No.12223218

>>12223142
Rothschild or not, the dudes not wrong. There are some boneheaded moves being made at the upper levels right now, and its even worse that the shit is being announced or combatted on release. For instance when Powell rose the rates, Trump didnt have to get combative and FUD the fed. He didnt have to do the tariff man bit. Today, they didnt need to publicly announce that the PPT was active and they could have done that behind closed doors.

>> No.12223220

>>12223150
yeah? blue checkmark retard

>> No.12223225

>>12223208
depends on how you're investing/trading.

if you're investing for the next decade, today seems like a reasonable day to buy some stocks.

if you're trying to trade for the next few days/weeks, fuck if I know. Dow could hit 20,000. But it'll be 40K by 2025

>> No.12223229

>>12223208
if you want to gamble on what the Fedshits will do wait until the week of January 30-31until then it will be crashing and will keep crashing further depending on what they do in January

>> No.12223232

You morons should have sold in October.
You were all fucking warned to do so.
You retards deserved everything that is coming to you

>> No.12223234

>>12223218
Everyone should be FUDing the Fed. Fuck the Fed for the most part. They're the reason the great depression happened in the first place and theyre the reason for most slow market bouncebacks

>> No.12223248

>>12223232
I'm literally getting $18000 this year for simply staying in the market and doing nothing else. who cares what the share prices are when it will eventually go back up.

>> No.12223258

dax ADL halted

$MRIN obliterated

>> No.12223260

>>12223234
True or not, it doesnt help to crash the market and wipe out everyone else in the process. Rather, that only serves to empower the fed when people look back and say that 'QE was going to only put us through a heathly correction until Trump went off the rails as documented on his Twitter account'

>> No.12223266

>>12223099

>Fed
>raised short term rates
>didn’t touch medium-long term rates

The Federal Reserve doesn’t establish rates at multiple durations. The only rate they set is the Fed Funds rate, which is an overnight lending rate.

>> No.12223269

>>12223248
>when it will eventually go back up.
After ten or something years?
Or maybe they can just delist after their liquidation.
Fuck off dividend shill

>> No.12223270

Unemployment now sitting at 10%

Who is opening up more shorts for Jan?

>> No.12223275

>>12223248
not to mention all the dividend aristcrats on MEGA sale. these kids have tiny ass watchlists lmao

>> No.12223279

>>12223232
I SOLD BUT DIDN’T HAVE A MARGIN ACCOUNT AND EVERYONE KEPT TELLING ME INVERSE ETF ISN’T GOOD FOR HODLING SO I MISSED OUT ON THE BIGGEST SHORT OPPORTUNITY IN MY LIFETIME FUCK YOU BIZ

>> No.12223287

>>12223270
"employed" is 15hrs / week

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Nice try b*lls.

>> No.12223311

>>12223158
>a kike crying about ethnonationalism
The irony

>> No.12223312

>>12223279
>What is VIXX and Gold
What are you even in the market to begin with?

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Who here /JUST'd/?

>> No.12223317

>>12223258
Usually happens during intraday, expect to see a great redemption arch

>> No.12223321

>>12222954
he is so goddamn fucking stupid
only people left in this administration are the Keystone Kops

>> No.12223323

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING INACCESSIBLE FOR AVERAGE JOE TO SHORT THE MARKET. INVERSE ETF SLIPS IF THE MARKET IS TOO VOLATILE. BORROWING IN MARGIN IS TOO RISKY. WTF IS THIS GAY SHIT

>> No.12223324

>>12223269
>delist after their liquidation

most of my money is in Dividend Kings and Contenders and megacaps.

>after 10 or something years
Most corrections/recessions last a maximum of 3 years. Is this babbys first recession?

>> No.12223334

NOOB thread!!

>>12223318
>>12223318
>>12223318

!!!

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>>12223275
Dividends are the first things to get cut when shit hits the fan

>> No.12223562

Bump

>> No.12223585

>>12223562
I'm genuinely worried for your mental health

>> No.12223710

Thanks for the cheapies.

>> No.12223792

>>12223132
>Merry Christmas
This motherfucker

>> No.12223956

>>12222702
DG, SDS, RWM, VRSK, SWRSX, TGLMX, plus some money directly in TIPS and I series saving bond.

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How'd everyone do today?

>> No.12224029

>>12222933
>August 9th, 2017
They've made production much more efficient in the past year after Saudis trying to fuck em over, the breakeven price is around $30 now.

I made a similar mistake earlier this year, I expected oil prices to remain relatively stable and thus see inflation increase much more. I even considered betting on oil prices increasing until I found out the breakeven cost had fallen.

>> No.12224043

>>12223051
what an unfortunate name

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Merry Christmas liberalists faggots.

>> No.12224126

>>12222998

Trump is constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up, ever. He just can't. It's like asking a bird not to fly or a fish not to swim. As he eats and breathes, he must shitpost.

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Good thing I love the taste of ramen.

>> No.12224331

>>12223318
>>12223318