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12221785 No.12221785 [Reply] [Original]

Buy Jibrel or die.

>> No.12221796

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.R

>> No.12221833

>>12221785
Jibreeeeeel akbar!

>> No.12221865

>>12221785
Ahhh yes very good

>> No.12221877

>>12221785
Did they find a use case for their shitty coin yet

>> No.12221882

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up Qthe difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

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>>12221785

>> No.12221902

>>12221785
yes I like this coin!

>> No.12222230
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>> No.12222902

>>12221785
There are people still holding this?

>> No.12222936
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>>12221785
PICKLE RICK

>> No.12223289

Every JNT thread is shitposting.

>> No.12223337

>>12222902
Almost nobody sold. Nobody could sell. I'm stuck in this coin. I imagine their going to make it work like REQ as a fee token that gets burned.

But reading the TG i realize that I'm a fukcing brainlet and everyone that ever bought this shit is a brainlet too. I can't believe they couldn't get a fucking real marketing team with the amount of capital they have. It doesn't make sense to me. They're really good at buidling business relationshiips in the ME, and it seems obvious that there's some interest for FIAT on the ethereum blockchain, but they consistenly fuck up their public perception.

Right idea, wrong team.

>> No.12224346

>>12223337
I check it out every now and then when they do their quarterly updates. Always struck me as two business guys decided to make a crypto and then really well on the business side and nothing else.

>> No.12224832

I held since Pre-ICO and sold a few days ago. There were so many warning flags, but my greed got the better of me. There's no use for the token now and I don't see any realistic way for them to "bake in JNT later", this is just bullshit to placate holders. Most tokens just create needless friction and won't be used in the future (see recent analysis of ZRX, CVC and others).