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Holy fuck imagine being the first tomb robber to rob the great pyramids

>> No.12220593

>>12220504
>imagine being the first tomb robber to rob the great pyramids

>be me
>16 year old Kazmede
>hungry as fuck
>decide to take the risk digging up old tombs
>punishable by a slow and painful death
>nervous
>dig up several golden pieces
>rob them from a corpse
>bad juju will hunt me for the rest of my life
>barely escape the officials
>good friend gets caught & will die a horrific death
>try to sell golden pieces
>get busted when trying to sell golden pieces to greedy guy
>await being oput into the boat to die by scaphism in the next couple of days
>mfw people would like to be me

>> No.12220603

>>12220504
Be careful, there is a Ra in the Great Pyramid.

>> No.12220738

it's not a fuckin tomb it's some sort of energy infrastructure that we're barred from researching deeply into

>it's old, big and expensive so it's a tomb b-becuz they were primitive and w-we smart
every damn time

>> No.12220741

>>12220504
The ancient egyptians robbed their own pyramids first.
I love how early egyptians were excavating artifacts and monuments from even older egyptians.
Its like discovering a buried 1959 corvette in the US year 4059.

>> No.12220750

>>12220603
Kek

>> No.12220832
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12220832

>>12220603

Is there a Ra on the blockchain too?

>> No.12220845

>>12220832
Are you ready for the crypto sandpill?

>> No.12220885

>>12220738
This. When will ancient history/archeology uncuck itself?

>> No.12220894

>>12220845
THIS IS IT BOYS

>> No.12220972

>>12220593
made me laugh, thanks anon