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The Nightmare Before Christmas Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

Previous victims of Santa's Wrath
>>12207413

>> No.12216657

>>12216624
Reminder that recession is upon us. Hold cash you fucking retards

>> No.12216664

What's going to be the best performing stock the first half of 2019? and why is it LCI?

>> No.12216671

>>12216657
what's your buy in plan?
>wait till it goes up higher than when i sold

>> No.12216672
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>>12216657
>holding cash instead of buying puts and shorting the market

ISHYGDDT

>> No.12216675

>>12216664

BGFV. There's more to this company than meets the eye. They are building new stores

>> No.12216678

>>12216657
post bobo's

>> No.12216681
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>>12216672
edgy

>> No.12216690

>>12216671
I'm holding 200k USD till this faggot bottoms out, I don't expect it for months
You faggots are just as delusional as the btcfags last december

>> No.12216695
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ready to make history when we hit the circuit breaker

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>>12216648
>>12216657
>he thought I was BUYING stocks

>> No.12216698

>>12216690
>timing the market

Good luck with that.

>> No.12216719

Drumpf is making a plunge protection team??? Uhhhh, guys is this bad news? Why would he call all the bank CEO's unless he thought shit was about to hit the fan?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-treasury/top-trump-official-calls-bankers-will-convene-plunge-protection-team-idUSKCN1OM0LJ

>> No.12216723

>>12216690
don't listen to these fucktards.
holding cash rn is the best option assuming your risk tolerance is low.
I'm also gonna sink over 200k$ into stocks but timing it will be difficult. will hold for years >>12216698

>> No.12216724
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the historical golden Bullrun starts tomorrow

>> No.12216745

>>12216723
I'm not a NEET who can stare at screens all day so I'm not trying to play the put/short game. I feel its my most rational option

>> No.12216749
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>>12216695
>>12216724
Nah
the historically circuit breaker run tomorrow

>>12216719
>Plunge Protection Team
>Pepeplush.jpg

>> No.12216756

soooo wats happening tmrw

>> No.12216766

>>12216756
Nikkei and chinks in the shitter

>> No.12216771
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG

>> No.12216776

>>12216657
honest question, why wouldnt you buy puts that expire a year from now?

>> No.12216779

y isnt the dead cat bounce happening

>> No.12216788

>>12216766
Nikkei is closed and china is surging right now.

>> No.12216790

>>12216779
we're no where near the ground

>> No.12216802

>>12216776
I'm not too well versed in it, I just know basic trading, but that's about it. I'm not against learning but I feel uncomfortable doing anything too heavy at the moment, unless you can point me in the right direction

>>12216788
It's down 1%

>> No.12216815

>>12216771
>ok everyone we're going to tell you nothing's up and you'll believe it

>> No.12216819

>>12216802
Huh? Shanghai just went green.

>> No.12216827

>>12216819
my bad, was thinking about hang seng. We'll see how the day ends

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>>12216771
DAMAGE CONTROL ISN'T WORKING
PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN

>> No.12216844

how far up can sqqq go

>> No.12216916

>>12216844
I'm gonna see how low it dips early tomorrow then load up. It should go up at least 20% this week

>> No.12216927

>>12216624
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE DRAWINGS GOD DAMN YOU

>> No.12216950
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>>12216749
With yields like these it doesnt even matter, we're all gonna be rich

>> No.12216951

scotch & bond movies with the brothers. cozy family feels.

>> No.12216979

>>12216844
>>12216916

It might go up over Christmas and new years, but all the professional traders are going to come back in 2019 and push that shit up.

Remember, the market didn't shit itself because of the rate rise announcement. It shit itself because Powell seemed like he didn't give a fuck and in the press conference afterwards gave the impression all 4 rate rises were on the table next year.

The Fed governors are all gonna come out squeaking and squawking to calm down the markets, and the NASDAQ will retrace 50%...

My advice? Wait until late January to buy SQQQ.

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So I heard gomfer failed to play a movie last night. I was passed out and couldn’t attend, anybody want a belated Christmas Eve Eve movie night? I don’t have die hard like profit wanted, but I could probably host something else in a couple hours

>> No.12217033

>>12216927
its really weird O.O
all am finding all these picutes where /SMG/ already written

>> No.12217048

>>12216979
"Professional traders" are not going to save the market. How about everyone and their dog shorting the market right now covers on every pull up, and begins shorting repeatedly. This could go on for many more weeks.

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HABBENING

>> No.12217063

>>12216690
how do you know when it "bottoms out"

>> No.12217080

>>12216776
because the premiums are off the charts because every normfag wants to short when its oversold

>> No.12217087
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>>12217063
I have a good hunch

>> No.12217089

>>12217048

Time will tell. I eliminated my shorts on Friday afternoon and I intend to reenter the market in January.

>> No.12217104

>>12216979
awesome thanks bro i love taking gambling advice from r*dditspacing tourists

>> No.12217113

Bottom is in screen cap this

>> No.12217114

>>12217087
in your dreams, aapl has a 12 pe ratio and tons of cash right now

>> No.12217133
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>>12217087

>squeeze a hundred fifty years of chart in to narrow field
>OMG GUYS LOOK HOW STEEP IT WENT UP

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>>12217113
say no more

>> No.12217143

im so glad 90% of this board is as retarded as the normies blowing my feeds up about "the bear market!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and how we are going to have red days for the rest of eternity. That is exactly the sentiment for a bottom, shorting the VIX tomorrow cya later virgins

>> No.12217145

>>12217133
Enjoy the ride
>>12217114
>apple will prop up the entire market
You hwut now?

>> No.12217154

>>12217143
Smart man. Futures already green at 0.5% and rising.

>> No.12217157

>>12217143
This but unironically

>> No.12217248

The 10 personality disorders:

Cluster A:

>Schizoid
reduced emotional expression, indifference towards and detachment from interpersonal relationships, indifferent to both praise and criticism

>Schizotypal
difficulties in forming and maintaining interpersonal relationships, social anxiety (based in paranoia rather than negative self-judgement), ideas of reference, thinking, odd/eccentric beliefs and appearance, reduced emotional expression

>Paranoid
intense and persistent distrust and suspicion of others, ideas of reference, bears grudges, erroneously perceives innocuous statements and actions as threatening or malicious

Cluster B:

>Borderline
extremely intense and unstable emotions, constant fear of abandonment, underdeveloped/fragile sense of identity, interpersonal relationships play out in cycles of idealization and devaluation

>Antisocial
lack of interpersonal empathy, egocentrism, impulsivity and irresponsibility, goal-setting based primarily on personal gratification, exploitation and manipulation is primary means of engaging with others

>Narcissistic
sense of grandiosity, arrogance, need to be admired, excessive reference to others for regulation of self-esteem, superficial interpersonal relationships intended largely to boost self-esteem

>Histrionic
shallow and exaggerated expression of emotions, constant and excessive attention-seeking behavior, uses physical appearance to draw attention to self, views relationships as more intimate than they actually are, is uncomfortable when not the center of attention

Cont.

>> No.12217263

>>12217248
Cluster C:

>Avoidant
low self-esteem, intense social anxiety and avoidance of social situations, desires interpersonal connections but is too scared to seek them out, highly sensitive to rejection and criticism

>Obsessive-Compulsive
sense of self derived predominantly from work, constricted experience and expression of strong emotions, difficulty completing tasks and reaching goals due to unreasonably high internal standards, rigidity, stubbornness, and perfectionism, difficulty understanding the feelings of others

>Dependent
difficulty making everyday decisions without excessive assurance from others, needs others to assume responsibility in important areas of life, difficulty expressing disagreement due to fears of rejection and loss of approval, goes to excessive lengths to obtain support and nurturance from others, unrealistic fears of being alone

>> No.12217278

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-treasury/top-trump-official-calls-bankers-will-convene-plunge-protection-team-idUSKCN1OM0LJ

The boomers know
Dump this month then get your cheapise

>> No.12217291

Reading Graham’s Intelligent Investor, I feel like youre a normie if you index. So how do you allocate $100k like an alpha investor, 10 companies at $10k? 20 at $5k?

>> No.12217299

>>12217278
Doesn't PPT just admit we're in deep shit?

>> No.12217335

>>12217299
Yes

>> No.12217360

>>12217299
>Doesn't PPT just admit we're in deep shit?

yerp

>> No.12217380

>>12217278
Fuck I'm so wet
We get some serious cheapies

>> No.12217382

>>12217299
>>12217335

We might be in deep shit, but the market is oversold, they'll figure out how to pump it up 8% or so, and then we'll have the final death plunge in 2019.

Bet on it.

>> No.12217390

>>12217291
>So how do you allocate $100k like an alpha investor

Very general rule of thumb is 10% per stock. To be more specific going off that rule, a setup like 80% in stocks (eight stocks total) + 20% held in reserve to buy dips or cost average in general. You can use dividends to bolster your cash position if it gets below 20% for any length of time.

>> No.12217396

>>12217299
Yes, but the PPT is a good thing in the short term. We should have fewer red days in near term. PPT padded the losses of many days in Feb. 2018. PPT is basically government manipulating the stock market upwards. Sucks if you have PUTS though as you about to be BTFO.

>> No.12217399

>>12217382

also yep

>> No.12217404

>>12217382
No need to bet on it as this is literally what the PPT does. America would already be in bear market in February if it wasn't for PPT.

>> No.12217438
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12217438

it baffles me how some of y'all are so emotional about these assets. i learned this game from the systematic angle, trading setups with strict risk limits, etc.

>>12217291
> how do you allocate $100k like an alpha investor?
depends on your goals. daily/weekly/monthly/annual income? long term capital growth?

the super simple catch-all strategy is to make a shopping list of high quality stocks you're confident will be around for decades (GE, 3M, J&J, Coke, Apple, Google, etc) and buy-in whenever you see them cross above the 200 day moving average. set a stop about 2x the daily price range (ATR) below the entry price, and scale your position size so that only 1 to 5% of your 100k bankroll is lost if that stop is hit (depending upon your risk appetite for each opportunity). for those positions that survive&thrive, maintain that 200 day as your fail-safe stop-loss and sell off a little of whatever is dipping below its 60 day moving average whenever you need some skrilla. see? easy. we'll waive my coaching fee, but only this once. <3

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>>12217438

>> No.12217503

>>12217396
Fuck the short term you coke head

>> No.12217561
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>>12217503
>being a long term bear

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I WANNA BE EXCITED BUT I JUST DONT KNOW OH FUCK

>> No.12217600

>tfw deep into debt because several things all went to shit in my house all at once so I have no cash to trade
So many opportunities slipping by before my eyes

>> No.12217635
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>>12216624

Everyone please read this

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/yamana-gold-insiders-increase-stakes-192229888.html

I have been following this GOLD MINING company for about 3 years buy this shit tomorrow..

CEO increasing position by 44 percent and the previous CEO/Executive Chairman increasing his position by 66 percent!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING GO TIME BOYS

>> No.12217648

>>12217635
Fuck off Peter Schiff.

>> No.12217665
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me have been waiting all year for prime rib :D....
this baby has been dry salted for 3 days
and pepper aged for 2

>>12217488
-_-;
you realize thats exactly how you sound

>> No.12217680
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>>12217561

>> No.12217691

>>12217143
just bought 5,000 more shares of GALT. Thanks anon

>> No.12217692

Poz or neg tomorrow bois?

>> No.12217700
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>>12217665
Nummy nummy! I’m cooking a beef tenderloin tomorrow, was thinking I was going to do a prime rib for a while tho

>> No.12217708

>>12217665
that looks super good

>> No.12217779

>>12217665
Nice for a retarded tranny. How are you going to cook it?

>> No.12217862

Anyone else a bit afraid of what might be coming tomorrow?

>> No.12217875

>>12217862
Not in the least. I hope it’s the big one tomorrow.

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>>12216719
WAIT just seconds !!!!!
are we getting a chance to DUMP ON THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TOMORROW?

is Trump going to BUY ME BAGS!? woahhhhhhh

>>12217248
why would you even label yourself like this

>> No.12217905

aaaaaand we are back!

>> No.12217909

>>12217890
it contextualizes your symptoms in a way that allows you to better recognize and correct maladaptive patterns of thought

>> No.12217948
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>>12217700
>beef tenderloin
nice, for christmas right?

am like prime rib because its very easy for cooking
always mess up tenderloins ;_;

>>12217708
t-ty @_@

>>12217779
>_>
it will be cooked @ 180 for like 10 hours

>>12217692
the markets are gonna get Poz'd like an 18 year old twink in a gay bar's bathroom

>> No.12217953

>>12216657
>recession
It's literally going to be the second great depression.

>> No.12217957

>>12217055
No one apart from ZeroHedge was even talking about liquidity issues. So they must've been right

>>12216719
Isn't it too early for the gov to be buying our bags? When the next round of rating downgrades happen they'll be all in on stocks?

>> No.12217959

>>12216719
https://youtu.be/oMS3YhOs6mE
Did not know. Thanks anon

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>>12217948

>> No.12218041
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>>12217963
T_T
am unironically on crazy steroids ATM that boost metabolism 3x
me literally cannot eat enough

have been in state of starvation for weeks its very annoying
(and not fat, or even gaining weight)

>> No.12218058

>>12217957
>Isn't it too early for the gov to be buying our bags?

It is. And they won't (yet).

>> No.12218085

>>12218041
You should start lifting too. Get yoked.

>> No.12218104

>>12218041
Aren't you on a semen based diet?

>> No.12218119

>>12218104
probably is.

>>12218085
he wants to be a twink.. but really he's a fat fuck.. so if anything he'll just try to not eat and not workout

>> No.12218120
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ohhhh 6100 pumped on /NQ
2430 pumped on /ES
these most bullish futures have seen in months!

>>12218085
!!! nice yes idea!
have been working on getting butt back turning this moment of engorging
butt has gained like 2 inches this month

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>>12218041
it says here you weigh 250 pounds

>> No.12218146

Futures SOARING at +0.78%. Green Christmas. Santa Rally. PUT holders and bears going to have a bad XMAS :)

>> No.12218165

>>12218146
rally is only going to last till new years..

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>>12218146
SPY 300 soon

>> No.12218195

>>12218145
Wtf were they thinking when they made this statue? The bull is going to destroy that girl

>> No.12218205

>>12218195
Progressives not knowing what the bull represents.

>> No.12218206
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Ahem
*ting ting ting*
Fuck jannies

>> No.12218227

>>12218206
based faggot

>> No.12218233

>>12218146
my puts are on a company that's been getting shovels of shit over the weekend. Noobs short indexes.

>> No.12218245

>>12218195
The bull statue was guerllia art, put up overnight by the artist.
The girl statue was sponsored by a corporation for women's day.
So it represents feminism impeding progress of mankind.

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>>12218206
based ting man

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>>12218245
what do you think crypto is for?

>> No.12218309

>>12217390
Got it, thanks

>> No.12218321

>>12217438
So high quality stocks and a mix of value and growth?

>> No.12218344
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>>12218145
>>12218195
>>12218205
more like goy not knowing the Evil which the Golden Bull represents

>>12218245
It represents Women much like Moses unto Aaron saving the human race

>> No.12218394

Very important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/17103709

>> No.12218479

Is there any data on whether gays or straights make better traders?

>> No.12218493

>>12218479
Is there a single famous faggot trader? Pedos on the other hand

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Why is it so hard to find information about companies preferred shares? I'm trying try to find aegon's but it's like they don't want their investors to know they exist. Very frustrating
>>12218394
>believe in Jesus Christ
>hate Christcucks
What did I mean by this?

>> No.12218513

>>12218493
I would imagine a giant faggot like you would know...

>> No.12218519

>>12218479
Traders are the type of people to snore a speed ball then take it up the ass in mens bathroom, then on way home fuck a ladyboy hooker, then when home fuck their wife

>> No.12218530

>>12218519
utterly based, unironically redpilled

>> No.12218543

Bear market or bull market tomorrow?

>> No.12218546

>>12218543
Both

>> No.12218548

>>12218543
Bullrun with a hint of Golden bull run

>> No.12218557

>>12218519
I just want to make it to buy 50 acres of land in the mountains and avoid these unwashed hoards of degenerate shitheads and be alone
I'll run a blogspot full of skitzostroke posting and make extra money selling pinecones on etsy.

>> No.12218558

>>12217248
>>12217263
Why did you post this here?
Apropos of what? Are you drunk?
>>12218344
Oooh I never even thought of it being a reference to the golden calf. It's like that scene in Dogma. Or that scene in the Bible where Moses rage quits and then has to go ask god for a new controller.
>>12218543
Steel ball run

>> No.12218573

>>12218543
Might as well poll it
https://www.strawpoll.me/17103782

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>>12218479
>Is there any data on whether gays or straights make better traders?


...I've never met a gay trader. Or, if they were I didn't realize.

>Is there a single famous faggot trader?

Don't think so?

>> No.12218661

>>12217143
Have fun investing in a dead economy kek

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GUYS THE DOLL IS BACK THE FUCKING DOLL IS BACK
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Pepe-the-Frog-official-stuffed-doll/173668570772?hash=item286f741694:g:Xw0AAOSwZJBYArKm:rk:1:pf:0
I just bought one, holy fuck these are the last ones for sale I've waited for months on this shit

>> No.12218673

>>12217438
>apple just had a death cross as its 50 day moving average beat its 200 day moving average
Good to know itll be around forever though thanks anon

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>he doesn't own a pepe

>> No.12218712

buying low. dont be the asshole who sells low. BUY, BUY, BUY

>> No.12218719

>>12218672
Convince me not to buy one of these stupid things /smg/

>> No.12218729
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>>12218719
There's only 9 left in stock Anon.
They stopped making them after the pepe controversy, this could be the final run
This is the LAST TIME you could ever get one of these

>> No.12218742
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What if you already have multiple frog and/or toad statues in various places around your house? Asking for a friend.

>> No.12218761

>>12218742
do you have a toad themed butt plug?

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>>12218729
FOMO kicked in

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>>12218783
Based. I get mine on the 2nd of January, post yours when it gets here

>> No.12218848

>>12217953
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL CAPITULATION

>> No.12218894

>>12218493
You are the only faggot trader i ever heard of

>> No.12218907

>>12218742

No but I'm thinking of putting together a terrarium for a group of dart frogs one of these days. I already keep several species of geckos as pets.

>> No.12219012

>>12216672
>> Not buying both puts and calls, and betting on volatility.

>> No.12219189

Am I going to lose everything if I don't sell everything tomorrow at open?

>> No.12219201

>>12219189
No.

>> No.12219213

>>12219201
Well you guys scare the fuck out of me, this market scares the fuck out of me, and I don't have an income. So I just want to save what I can.

>> No.12219216

>>12219189
why not open a short?

>> No.12219226

>>12219216
Because I don't know what to short, I don't know how to short, and if I did, I'd do it wrong. The only reason I'm even in the market is because my inheritance is there, and while I'm looking for a job, which probably won't happen because of the Great Recession/Depression, I still need to pay my rent.

>> No.12219234
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I highly suggest watching this analysis before making any moves to the bearish side:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbMJIG2HRYQ

In his previous analysis he mentioned a sell-off in USTs which suggests that hedge funds are freeing up capital to buy into equity, right after, we get this news coming out the next day:
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-21/brace-seismic-volatility-pensions-buy-record-60bn-stocks-coming-days?fbclid=IwAR3_vgfd_ZWRxY9HAqroEBs-YLb0UlRtnHZPNMzZie9CBygj_AflyWutpos

>> No.12219243

https://www.cassinfo.com/hubfs/Freight%20Payment%20/Transportation%20Indexes/Cass%20Freight%20Index/Cass%20Freight%20Index%20Report%20-%20Nov2018.pdf

>>12219226
nice job being a failure, trust fundie

>> No.12219244

>>12219226
Buy $SH or $VIX if you want to short. But actually don't.

>> No.12219252

>>12219243
It's not even that much money. I just want to be able to survive for a few years. I have a degree and skills but the job market is going to be shit if we crash.

>> No.12219276

>>12219189
Buy leveraged inverse ETFs. You can't lose

>> No.12219292

>>12219244

he can lose 40% on the VIX right now

>> No.12219315

I just want to let you know that I don't even have any money to trade with. It's all on stocks that have fallen in the past few days, except for SQQQ, which has gone up, but I don't have that much money in that, just $500.

>> No.12219316

>>12219226
I'd look into it if I were you. You can buy puts or add some negative delta spreads to your portfolio. The general goal would be to reduce or eliminate your delta exposure. If you do, then you're theoretically market neutral so downswings/upswings are offset in your portfolio. Long/short strategies outperform in volatile markets like this.

>> No.12219373

Shanghai and Sydney green

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/000001.SS

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EAORD

>> No.12219376

>>12218848

Lmao underrated

>> No.12219481

I'm gonna lose everything, aren't I?

>> No.12219633

Europe is ok
France futures up 30 points since last Friday 11am

https://www.investing.com/indices/france-40-futures

pretty much I'm even stop watching charts and enjoy Christmas sitting on long therm ETFs (planned to keep them 10 years)

>> No.12219670

Yo is stock market the way most people on /biz/ make money and what they talk about? Most of the posts here don't make sense to me but it's interesting and I would like to learn.

Additionally, can I do stock market if I'm not in the US? I'm a citizen but live in Israel currently.

>> No.12219681

>>12219670
GROSS U FUCKIN JEW

>> No.12219713

>>12219633
I still expect a full crash. And I'm so paralyzed by fear I just don't know what to do. If I sell everything, aren't I going to get blasted by taxes? I'm just so scared.

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>Futures

Rally into 2019.

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Bears on parade...

>> No.12219740

>>12219713
Are you planning to retire within 10 years? If not, just ride it out.

Although if you expect a crash larger than your tax rate, it would be more profitable to sell, pay tax, and then buy in cheaper after the crash.

>> No.12219759

>>12219740
I would LOVE to retire in 10 years, but I have $25K. That's not realistic. My main fear is a huge crash. The worst part is that the volatility doesn't seem to be spurred by anything in particular, so I can't make a guess about what news might trigger the Great Depression.

>> No.12219783

>>12219226
XRX

>> No.12219791

>>12219759
The market is up since 2016 and there are plenty of reasons for volatility. Don't worry.

https://dqydj.com/sp-500-return-calculator/

>> No.12219797

>>12219759

if you're worried, pull out into cash.

>> No.12219811

>>12219740
>>12219791
The stock market is not gonna double every 7 years anymore. In long term it'll just grow at a rate similar to GDP growth, between 2% to 4%.

>> No.12219827

>>12219670

No. Trade your own markets. There is a 30% income tax rate on foreigners. This tax is applied every time you sell an asset.

However, Israel has a tax treaty with the US:

-On capital gains that are held for over a year: Taxed at a rate of 0%-15%, depending on your income bracket
-On capital gains that are held for less than a year: Taxed at a rate of 10%-35%, depending on your income bracket. However, if you make less than $85,650, you will not pay more than 25%
-An individual earning less than $9,750 or a married couple filing as a joint return earning less than $19,000 in a fiscal year are not taxed at all for their capital gains.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.12219845

>>12219713

You're blasted by taxes every time you hit "sell." Regardless of when you sell. 0~15% if you bought whatever stock or option over a year ago. It will be your normal income tax rate if you held less than a year.

>> No.12219856

>>12219713

Basically unless you gained more than your income tax rate you'll get fucked by taxes.

>> No.12219858
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>that commie fuck STILL doesnt know the difference between atomization and automation

i swear these threads get less and less readable by the day

>> No.12219868

>>12219856
>>12219845
Well I guess I'm fucked. I had to sell a lot of OGE this year, which at least has been held over multiple years, because I needed to pay my rent. And I also have compulsive spending. And I can't get a job because I don't know what I'm fucking doing wrong and I can't hold one because I have cognitive dysfunction that none of my doctors take seriously and I forget my tasks and fuck everything up.

>> No.12219871

>>12218190

SPY $235 Monday.

>> No.12219875

>>12219827
>>12219670
There are most likely funds which track NASDAQ/S&P500 performance in local currency with small overhead (0.2% annually)

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>>12219858
Thats because pretentious faggots now not only don't want to herald the coming of a bear market, they want to see the collapse of capitalism itself since their college professors told them it was to blame for everything bad about their lives.

Are you lonely? Its capitalism's fault. No love? No sex? Capitalism did it.

This is what market downturns will do now. We've surpassed normal bear shenanigans and went straight into next level faggotry.

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>>12219903
>their college professors told them it was to blame for everything bad about their lives.

yea gen-eds truly are cancer
i thought that kind of ended after 100 level classes for most majors
but i might be wrong (STEM master-race)

>Are you lonely? Its capitalism's fault. No love? No sex? Capitalism did it.
too true with the professors under 30

>This is what market downturns will do now. We've surpassed normal bear shenanigans and went straight into next level faggotry.
mid-2017 really was peak /rhg/ threads
with early-2016 being a close second

>> No.12220039

>>12219828
Fuck off, Jerome

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>>12217248
>Schizoid
>reduced emotional expression, indifference towards and detachment from interpersonal relationships, indifferent to both praise and criticism

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12220084

Remember to listen to this, some real solid advice and a good voice too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCDZ6QYYPuQ

>> No.12220678

Talk me out of buying CNSL

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Is Aphria a decent buy right now? It's over 70% down from its ATH. In fact the majority of dude weed stocks are between 40-60% down, perhaps a good time to go balls deep if you're planning to hold long term? Thoughts?

>> No.12220868

>>12220678
I cannot talk you out of this, if anything CNSL falling any lower (in a month) would be something that happens only once every 3 years. You're (almost) guaranteed to make money. I would do it personally myself if I wasn't so snobbish in my company picks.

>> No.12220893

>>12219759
Agreed - they're signalling the run is done and looking for a scapegoat.

Free money (QE) is exhausted, and stocks have Fortune 100 stocks have tripled in the recent years.
Everything feels like '08-'09. There's nothing of value worth buying, everyone is tired and strapped for cash and driving old cars.
Everyone has Trump on the tip of their toungues. Guess it was the same as 'Thanks, Obama'. Left and right leg of the same beast fucking us square in the ass.

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kek futures not hold that recoverly long

SPY below 240 again
in the end it truly was.... a nightmare before christmas

>> No.12221000

>>12220975
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>12221000
mwahahahahah

>> No.12221056

If this continues there will be a short circuit day soon. The charts starting to look like 2008..

>> No.12221069

What are volumes like today? If low we shouldn't look too much into this, for now.

>> No.12221070

Wakey, wakey burgers and smell the red.

>> No.12221082

>>12219858
Atomization isnt just a concept in physics anon, there is a long history of using atomic metaphors in political and economic theory. The novel atomised by michel houellebecq is a good description of the phenomenon in a social sense. Marx originally used the term as a way to talk about production before it was centralized by large economies of scale.

>>12219903
Better to blame systemic issues than get bitter and tribally target this or that group, as people see want to do here.

>> No.12221085

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-24/china-cuts-tariffs-on-more-than-700-goods-amid-open-trade-drive
>U.S. exports will get the benefit of the reductions as well, although most products will still be subject to the retaliatory tariffs until there is a breakthrough in the ongoing talks.

>> No.12221121

>>12220033
Most basic level classes I've ever taken were versions of left and right liberalism. You actually want to learn socialist theory or how capitalism really works, you take things like comparative economics run by the cold war era professor or higher level political theory classes. Most of these professors are quite neutral and try to hide their political opinions, in my experience, only english, sociology and history professors try to push an agenda.

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feels like she's finding a bottom lads.

>> No.12221131

>>12221082
So a term used only by academic deadbeats who, unable to make it in the current system, wish to upend it for a miniscule possibility of assuming a low-end bureaucratic position?

>> No.12221148

>>12221130
January effect will kick in soon, I bought some good value stocks that got sold down last Friday.

Might be one or two more bad days in which I’ll buy more, before riding it up in the new year.

>> No.12221149

>>12221131
I find it a useful term to describe why loneliness is increasing generally in society.

Also, theres plenty of positions for low level beaurocrats in our system today, it's a quite viable career option in capitalism.

>> No.12221159

>>12221085
Xi isnt stupid, he knows he needs to find ways to create stimulus without looking like he caved to trump.

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DOW futures redder than a gay man’s anus

>> No.12221166

>>12221148
what did you buy desu

>> No.12221188

>Trump is actually summoning the PPT for christmas
>this has been made public
Haha we're in danger

>> No.12221197

>>12221188
B-but muh bullrun

>> No.12221216

On a temporary delay. The PPT first must make a nice balsa wood floor for us.

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>>12217948
r-rkg..? is t-that you?

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Looking good. This is the bottom for sure. Major support at 2396, right on the Fibbonacci ..Fibo .. oh man this thing is going sideways. I am so leveraged - I'm totally screwed.

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Am thinking this goes too far for /smg/

>> No.12221268

>>12221149
Please stop posting any time, my man.

>> No.12221269

>>12221188
I half figure they were just idiots that thought it would reassure people. Or maybe it was just Mnuchin telling trump he'd do something about the stock market

>> No.12221276

>>12221268
Cant stop wont stop

>> No.12221277

>>12220073
I just have apathy

>> No.12221279

>>12221265
are you really a girl

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>>12221279
>>12221217
the stock market crashing of make you guys delusional

>> No.12221333

futures just went golden bull again

>>12221265
Thanks

>> No.12221345

this has to be the bottom

>> No.12221346

Why doesn't TradingView show pre-market trading right now?

>> No.12221358

>>12221265
Couldn't think of a better image to entice institutional professionals over here

>> No.12221359

>>12221345
we've reached maximum cheapie

>> No.12221381

>>12221359
I agree. Think this week is gonna close up in the green. Next week though...

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>>12221345
Ok

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>>12221345
>this has to bee the bottom

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>>12221394
yfw QE 'free money' comes to an end.

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>>12221394
>>12221428
>t. brainlet
Lmao. How does that retarded line you drew even have any logical meaning to you whatsoever? Someone could just as easily have drawn a straight line up to 24,000 and it would make just as much sense.
The absolute fucking state of this board lol.

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>>12221445

>> No.12221481
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Buy Boeing it's basically free money with the new Secretary of Defense appointed

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>>12221358
>cant tell if being serious or not

>> No.12221570

The fuck is going on with CEI?

>> No.12221582

>>12221570
And ofc RH wont let me dump my shares. Only jews get to profit

>> No.12221586
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Bullish bias
Low volume gap fill in play

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>>12221582

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>>12221082
>It's not a spelling error
Wow, even more retarded than I thought

>> No.12221618

this really bad imagine when the recession actually hits.

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>>12221591
Tis great word

>> No.12221645

>>12221618
Better start believing in recessions lad

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>>12221645
yer in one

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FUUUCK. Closed my puts on friday and my europoor stock exchanges are closed till wednesday. If the market keeps tanking I'll miss out on tons of gains.

>> No.12221657

According to the COT small specs have switched to net short the Russell while large specs are covering quickly. Predicting a massive rally

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so whats your golden ticket for this week /smg/?

im tempted to add some more SQQQ to my holdings, but I know as soon as im all in SQQQ the rally will begin, so im thinking of buying mor volatility instead

>> No.12221668

>>12221657
got a link?

>> No.12221670
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Hmmm...yeah...it's gonna rally...yeaaaaahhh..

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if we don't rally today its fucking game over man

>> No.12221679

>>12221668
https://www.barchart.com/futures/commitment-of-traders/technical-charts/QR*0

>> No.12221684

>>12221671
If we rally it's just gonna jump harder next week. And it's arguably worse that way

>> No.12221687

>>12221684
Sorry, *dump harder

>> No.12221698

>>12221656
Buy high sell low. Welcome to biz you're here forever

>> No.12221700

should be a reversion on XLF/BAC at this point

>> No.12221702

Annnddddd we're back

>> No.12221704
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>>12221684

thats exactly what i want

>> No.12221711

>>12221702
Not funny anymore.

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>If only you knew how bad it could truly be

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>>12221702

>> No.12221737
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>markets tanking
>government assembles large players to get them to convince us nothing is going wrong
>sudden wave of "i-it's a b-bull market lads honest" articles written by large spec "analysts"
hmmm

>> No.12221740

Try your best today guys

>> No.12221741

>>12221719
Nice

>> No.12221743

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly froze

>> No.12221770

sqqq free money never comes easier than now,

>> No.12221771
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>>12221737
Let's do this biz. We must use our autistic powers and the power of kek to uncover the truth.
Dubs predict the black swan.

>> No.12221781

>>12221771
Rolling for a major corporate bankruptcy

>> No.12221784

Good morning boys, lets make some money

>> No.12221787

>>12221784
yes

>> No.12221790

>Only thing up in portfolio is SDS and RWM
Should have made larger short positions.

>> No.12221792

Holy fuck what a Christmas present

My net worth decreased over $10k... Why did i invest into Faceberg and Jewish biopharma company Celgene

>> No.12221793

>>12221771
alien invasion.

>> No.12221797

rolling over 240 is not even that exciting anymore

>> No.12221799
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it's been 6 minutes
today is gonna be fun

>> No.12221801

239 BOTTOM

>> No.12221813

>>12221771

Deutsche bank collapse

>> No.12221818

>that perfect sin wave on the 1m SPX
impressive

>> No.12221819

>>12221771
Commercial real estate bubble burst

>> No.12221825

Battle Stations ready!

>> No.12221829

>>12221771
Wednesday we go down 20% and another 10% Thursday

>> No.12221830

>>12221771
Niggers and jews

>> No.12221847

>>12221771
wouldn't really be a black swan if we called it, more of a grey swan
>>12221813
seconding this

>> No.12221848

>>12221771
Rogue Vishnu on the blockchain

>> No.12221852

I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

I'm pumping more money into my stocks to average down, but the overall value is still going down. This is ridiculous

>> No.12221866

>>12221852
MAGA train has no breaks
Choo choo motherfucker

>> No.12221871

>>12221852
you just have to believe, bro!

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>>12221771
>Dubs predict the black swan.
black swan wont even sneeze for dubs

she only likes quads, and possibly specific triples

>>12221799
>it's been 6 minutes
>today is gonna be fun

>vague horoscope achieved!
dubs wills it

>>12221813
>>Deutsche bank collapse
yes, they should have died over ten years ago

>> No.12221876

The Nasdick below 6k JUST

>> No.12221879

*crypto trader watches boomer wannabees squirm*
ah yes my dear so pungent

>> No.12221883

>>12221852
Lol, "just buy the dip"

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>>12221771
Natural disaster
I'm starting to run out of ideas

>> No.12221889

>tfw retard financial advisor bought GS at 235 6 months ago

>> No.12221890

>>12221852

You are fucking retarded, get the fuck out of this fake garbage.

>> No.12221893

>>12221879

>le 18k to 3k face

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>>12221771
Britain smashing out of the EU collapsing it and reconquer all rightful British clay

>> No.12221897

>>12221866
>>12221871
>>12221883
That's how I started with Facebook. Thought I caught the dip after the big crash this summer

>> No.12221899

>>12221771
Profit squeeze and higher rates leads to defaults in car manufacturers. Small banks go next.

>> No.12221901

>>12221771
Last one
Putin invades Ukraine

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>>12216624
Boomer back here to shill MRIN again, I've been telling you kids to buy all week, its up another 10%. If you listened to me you would already be up ~280%

>> No.12221908

Get those Colgate cheapies while theyre cheap

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>>12221899
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12221910

>>12221889
Mine tried to get me to buy the (((dip))) a month ago.

>> No.12221912

>>12221893
At least my shit can recover in a day. Your cycle is le 10 years up le 2 year down. Enjoy your 2 years of bear market.

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>>12221879

Yep, I remember 2017. Now THAT was a bull market.

>> No.12221917

Judging by the sentiment ITT, this is the time to buy.

Remember, always do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrarian_investing

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>> No.12221923

>>12221899
the GM layoffs. fucking women ceo strike again.

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>>12221899
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

>> No.12221930

please go up

>> No.12221933

Are you guys gonna sell your SQQQ shares today or keep holding?

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Sqqq

>> No.12221938

Buy Facebook, it's cheap as fuck atm...Only 350 billion dollar market cap

>> No.12221945

>>12221893

you're literally retarded. I remember when this board was saying btc wasn't going below 6k. Now it bounces from 3200 to 4k and you're ecstatic

>Your cycle is le 10 years up le 2 year down. Enjoy your 2 years of bear market.

literally what? Fucking 18 year old cringe lords jesus christ

>> No.12221946

>>12221933
I'm selling my sqqq and sdow calls today, then reopen more Wednesday morning.

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Hey, fiat stockies.

>> No.12221949

yayayaya

>>12221928
>>12221928
>>12221928

>> No.12221954

THIS IS WHY CHINA WAS RELAXING TARRIFS ON AUTO. THEY DECIDED IT ON G20 MEETING. THEY KNEW

>> No.12221956

>>12221945

>>12221912

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>>12221899
you heard it hear first folks

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>>12221917
but what if 50% of posts are already being contrarian?
what if 90% of posts are?

>>12221909
>>12221923
>>12221925
>expecting auto manufacturers to do anything but go down at the end of the multi-year cycle

ishygddt

>>12221945
>i remember when

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sp 20% down russel and nasdaq soon 30% down. you should implement first buy here :)

>> No.12222008

Any black investors here beside myself?

>> No.12222036

>>12222008
sup nigga

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS THIS IT BOYS IS THIS THE END

DO I SELL MORE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12222109

>>12222036
Based, are you invested in Facebook?

>> No.12222116

>>12221917
I came here last week shilling MRIN, its up ~400% since then while the whole market is taking a shit on itself. Its up another 16.5% today. Please listen biz, read into the google deal and you'll probably be convinced too.

>> No.12222127

>>12222008
>WE WUZ BUFFETS N SHIEEET
There's a lot more of us here than you'd think. We just draw attention to ourselves like you, bitch nigga.

>> No.12222146

BAKER
BAKER
BAKE SOME BREAD

>> No.12222184

>>12221928
>>12221928
>>12221928
>>12221928

>> No.12222285

>>12222104
This is the bounce. Should have bought silver eagles.

>> No.12222458

>>12221130

this was me, I got fucking smashed, but am still in the fight

>> No.12222480

Facebook is fucking amazing

I am down 30% atm thanks to a shit ton of call options but I believe

>> No.12222513

I essentially had to puke large amounts of my overall long position on the dow, near the fucking bottom. Broke so many of my own trading trades.