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Anonymous Sat Dec 22 22:48:50 2018 No.12207857 [Reply] [Original]

What are some recession proof jobs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 22:50:04 2018 No.12207861 >>12207857 Bartender

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 22:51:15 2018 No.12207871 >>12207857 my dick washer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 22:51:19 2018 No.12207872 Daytrader.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 22:51:30 2018 No.12207873 >>12207857 trade jobs u dumbass. mechanics, hvac, plumber, electrician

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:01:17 2018 No.12207943 military healthcare

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:02:50 2018 No.12207956 >>12207857 tow truck driver should be thrown in prison

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:03:20 2018 No.12207962 >>12207873 Those were literally the first to go in the last recession due to auto bail out and housing collapse

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:03:51 2018 No.12207968 >>12207857 work in the cemetery probably.colleges/universities so far have been good, even tho its reputation has been memed out of existence by all age and walk of life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:06:57 2018 No.12207991 Mortician

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:17:07 2018 No.12208083 >>12207857 Auto worker, banker, construction, retail

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:17:38 2018 No.12208088 Police officer, Firefighter, EMT/Paramedic, Military, 911 Dispatch, Park ranger, Forestry Technician

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:20:11 2018 No.12208110 everything posted here can be done by robots

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:21:08 2018 No.12208117 >>12208110 None of the jobs I posted will ever be capable of being fully automated, for the entire history of mankind

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:21:40 2018 No.12208125 septic tanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:24:01 2018 No.12208153 criminal law paralegal, family law paralegal, funeral home,

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:26:03 2018 No.12208174 There aren't any

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:28:46 2018 No.12208193 fast food drugs/alcohol

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:30:49 2018 No.12208208 >>12207956 >t. eurocuck kek, he's trying to back up a trailer with the brakes engaged you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:34:25 2018 No.12208237 >>12208088 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:36:34 2018 No.12208248 File: 127 KB, 128x128, nice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12208110 Then why aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:36:36 2018 No.12208250 >>12208117 wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:38:04 2018 No.12208265 >>12207857 lmao >doesn't pay a 200$ bill >now has to pay 2000$ for damages on his truck american intelligence at best

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:38:32 2018 No.12208271 >>12208248 because the technology isn't mature enough yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:39:54 2018 No.12208281 >>12208271 So what's the point in bringing it up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:40:56 2018 No.12208289 professional sports better

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:42:48 2018 No.12208302 File: 245 KB, 220x291, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12208281 i thought op said future proof jobs, my bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:43:30 2018 No.12208305 >>12208265 Its something you wouldn't understand. Honestly, I'd probably do the same thing just to spite the towing company, just because I can. Its the American way. You probably couldn't afford a superduty anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 23:45:26 2018 No.12208318 >>12207857 cashier, data entry clerk, telephone support person

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:14:43 2018 No.12208549 >>12207857 nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:20:51 2018 No.12208604 >>12208117 >t. Increasingly nervous blue collar Cletus I’d give anything to be this innocently naive.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:28:29 2018 No.12208660

>>12207857
robotics, get on the winning wside while you can, automation is coming you don't want to be in a position that will be replaced. and the only position that won't be replaced by the puppet is the puppet master. learn to program robots, design robots build robots. it's the very last job that will be replaced.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:29:10 2018 No.12208672 >>12207857 Farmer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:31:20 2018 No.12208683 >>12208660 >Implying AI won't be programming AI and robots won't be building robots

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:32:41 2018 No.12208692 >>12207857 I own a cash for gold, my entire business model has been waiting for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:33:51 2018 No.12208700 >>12208692 Pawn would be another good field coming shortly.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:38:13 2018 No.12208735
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>>12208117
Robotics has come a long way since the very first robot arm was used in a GM plant in the 50s. AI is really the big separator right now we could technically get a robot to do anything a human can do except think...until we have AI. and if you don't think AI is coming you're very naive.

I work with robots on a daily basis, the only safe job is working with robots. because when everything is being automated, I'll be on the other side of it.

I work maintenance on robots...it's the only job that is actually safe.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:47:22 2018 No.12208810

>>12208683
in time yes, but any AI I'm responsible for, I'd make sure I'm the last to be replaced. If I create the AI I get to shape it and I'll be able to predict it, I'll be able to make sure my job is safe. and any other controls/robotics/software engineer would likely do the same.

If you work on robots you become part of the most influential class to exist, understanding how the robots work, how to fix them, how to program them will make you part of the most powerful class of people to exist, you could literally control the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:51:38 2018 No.12208843 >>12208810 Autistic nerds literally cemented their own doom by willingly engineering nuclear warheads. I honestly do not see your average hyper focused autist having enough foresight to not put himself out of business

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:52:52 2018 No.12208854 >>12208248 what you're saying though is totally retarded it's like being in the 1700s with the steam engine asking why we don't have cars yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:55:50 2018 No.12208873 Non-legal psychoactive chemical vendor (P2P)

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:56:27 2018 No.12208880

>>12208810
This sounds ridiculous. What are you going to do? Make sure no robot manufacturer in the world can create a bot that can fix other bots? Deseign bots better than AI can? Program their software better than AI can? Your still in high school aren’t you..... 10/10 got me to reply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:59:03 2018 No.12208897 >>12208810 Just remember, the higher your wage, the higher the automation bounty is on your head.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 00:59:24 2018 No.12208902

>>12208843
are you fucking with me? I'm autistic, I'm not retarded, I hate my boss if he wanted me to create something to replace myself like training some pajeet poo I would just quit. And I would never get asked to write an AI, they still use robots from the 90s at the plant I work at. They have new shit too, it's just that they generally don't do upgrades. so we have a mix of PLC-3s along controllogix 5580, and some seimens thrown in just to fuck with me.

Anything I do with AI I do at home, I'm writing an AI to sort my furry porn by species.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:07:31 2018 No.12208956

>>12208897
wrong, if I create a system that replaced five spics on the floor getting paid 15 to 20/hr that saves the company a fuck load of money. if they got rid of me, they'd likely have to close shut the plant down in a few months when the machines start going down and nobody there knows how to fix them. I'm the only one qualified, nobody there knows how they work, or even how to program them.

honestly, you sound like you're in highschool, automation isn't as clean as you think, things still break down, things still need to be maintained.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:10:11 2018 No.12208975 >>12207857 I work in processed food manufacturing. We did just fine in 2008

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:27:26 2018 No.12209078 >>12207857 Selling your ass, giving blowjobs, bartending, gas station clerk, mortician (you need a degree).

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:28:57 2018 No.12209090 >>12208208 No he isn't. Watch the video. Dude is getting towed and trying to get out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:29:11 2018 No.12209092 >>12207871 I cant find a qualified dick washer...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:38:19 2018 No.12209132 >>12208735 Once they have AI they will be able to maintain themselves and you will be obsolete too. Didn't you watch Terminator? Robots building robots to build and maintain robots that robots built.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:43:19 2018 No.12209156 File: 370 KB, 1632x920, 3vDJ0ns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12207857 Town drunk, always open positions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:44:20 2018 No.12209165 >>12207857 Source vid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 01:44:34 2018 No.12209167 >>12207871 I have a taint brusher and a ball fondler but still searching for a competent dick washer.

>>	Jeff the broke B*tch Sun Dec 23 01:45:07 2018 No.12209170 >>12207857 prostitute. :/

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 02:16:21 2018 No.12209310

>>12208735

At a certain theoretical point every job will disappear, whether this is due to the extinction of humans due to robots and AI or due to people going into VR pods, like mini matrixes (or matrices) where you are a sole consciousness and everyone else is an AI, so the real question is which job will go last. What will be the last thing a human pays another human for, I imagine it will be something along the lines of psychiatry.

Yes we will have chatbots etc, but I cannot conceive a job that will outlast the process of sitting down and listening to lonely people's problems. I imagine once you can effectively satisfy those needs then every other need on the hierarchy will already be automated. Until then jobs like care worker, foster parent, therapist, etc will all be safe.

Especially since it will be an immense bureaucratic nightmare to convince people that robots can raise orphans etc

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 02:47:25 2018 No.12209466 >>12209165 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy6KN5nWnTM

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