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If you had a gf like I have on the pic- real gf btw- you won’t need anything else in life.
Except of course money which I am expecting to bear fruit in about 2-4 years with my Ambrosus masternode returns. Easiest investment I have made.

>> No.12207417

>>12207393
Is that thing wearing a rubber mask?

>> No.12207424

>>12207393
Assuming that this isn't a larp (which it most certainly is). Your "gf" looks like an absolute thot, I wouldn't get her anything either because her tinder date tonight will be giving her all she needs. Seriously dating a girl with wrist tattoos will not end well, she will cheat anon.

>> No.12207434

>>12207417
This. Wtf is that face

>> No.12207446

>>12207417
>>12207434
Nothing is wrong with the face. You fellas just forgot about your autism there for a sec.

>> No.12207447

>>12207417
it's from makeup primer on the skin

>> No.12207453

>>12207393
It's like you almost understand memes, but not quite.

>> No.12207472

>>12207417
>>12207434
it's a non-white / mixed.

>> No.12207478

Tnx anons. Maybe I’ll just give her the D and just be a rich bachelor moving from one chick to the next

>> No.12207480

>>12207446
>Nothing is wrong with the face
They weren't talking about the pug.

>> No.12207499

Seriously tho, everyone bashing probably never had a chick with such a fuckable body

>> No.12207515

>>12207499
>implying she's a butterface

>> No.12207558

>>12207393
Is she ticklish?

>> No.12207564
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12207564

Crypto is all you need

>> No.12207565

>>12207558
Yes in the butthole

>> No.12207603

>>12207478

Don't take romantic advice from biz, OP. If you're happy with her then ignore everything except your gut. Nobody who follows biz romantic advice will end up happy and fulfilled with a partner who knows and understands them, because biz is pathologically insecure and unable to display any vulnerability or generally connect like people have for millenia.

>> No.12207621

Treat them the same as trashcoins

Pump
And
Dump

>> No.12207656

>>12207393
>those feet
i am a fappin

>> No.12207676

>>12207565
>in the butthole
that's where your AMB masternode is gonna stick it

>> No.12207692

>>12207603
bunch of fag talk right there

>> No.12207711

bro you got pics of her toes? post it

>> No.12207730

>>12207711
Toes? What ? Anon what fetish do you have?

>> No.12207735

>>12207730
faggot

>> No.12207765

>>12207730
stfu nerd.. nothing better than a girl with pretty toes.

don't give a fuk how hot the girl is but if she got ugly ass toes i'll pass

>> No.12207910

>>12207711
based and toepilled

>> No.12208133

>>12207472

ewww

>> No.12208432

>>12207393
Congrats op, nice looking gf. Not sure why there are so many haters here.

>> No.12208436

>>12207393
Asians are gross but I'd make an exception for this one.

>> No.12208512

>>12208436
>making an exception for a bottom tier Asian girl with over 9000 layers of makeup
Kek I bet you like white women that do cross fit and hunt.

>> No.12208654

Take away the panda eyes and the foundation, and she probably is indistinguishable from other Asian girls.

>> No.12208703

>>12208436
She’s half Australian

>> No.12208776

>>12208512
It was more a statement on her body, but OK. What's wrong with women who do crossfit and hunt?

>> No.12208781

>>12207393
im pretty sure i would disappoint her

>> No.12208826

>>12207393
9/10 girl. 4/10 larp. 0/10 replies. God dammit biz never ceases to amaze me with its gayness.

>> No.12208856

>>12207393
I don't want a gf, i want a mother for my children.
High-maintenance things don't make for good mothers.

>> No.12208884

>>12208856
Who said she’ll be wifey material? For now I’m happy with the minimum twice a week sec

>> No.12208953

>>12208776
Holy fuck I nailed it. Lmao. Nothing but net.

>> No.12209155

>>12208953
So what's the answer that doesn't involve some part of their personality?

>> No.12209443

>>12207446
>Plastic looking fake whores
Nice try Rabbi, not happening.

>> No.12209463

>>12207564
she has a very punchable face

>> No.12209472

>>12207393
She's gonna leave you since AMB will leave you destitute.

>> No.12209491

>>12208776
They're men.

>> No.12209499

>>12207393
how big is his penis?

>> No.12209506

>>12209491
>t. incel

>> No.12210246

>>12207446
roastie detected

>> No.12210458

I wish I was that dog. I would dive right between those beautiful legs

>> No.12210529

While attractive i dont think anyone with a brain could stomach this obviously superficial small dog loving cunt. Imagine having to talk about the nothing deeper than the weather everyday. Whaaaat you didnt get the new jean paul gotier purse?!

>> No.12210542

>late adopters STILL think an altcoin of the month is going to make them rich 10 years into crypto

>> No.12210962

>>12207393
>She

A keeper regardless. Well done OP.

>> No.12211085

>>12207393
Thanks for the fap material, fren.

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12211190

>decorating xmass tree with gf
Don't move for a sec baby let me take a picture of you and upload to /biz/

>> No.12211207

>Thousand dick stare

No thanks

>> No.12211210

Fake hair colour, fake eye pupil size and colour, fake eye brows, fake eyelasher, fake skin.

Fake commitment to you, good luck.

>> No.12212049

>>12208953
>>12208776
>>12208512
amazing desu

>> No.12212660
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12212660

Can’t wait to start my @wondersmile_au journey!! My treatment is only 5 months to fix minor issues on my bottom & top teeth + my overbite! If you’ve been thinking about getting invisible aligners to straighten your teeth, use my code MAG150 for $150 off! They also have payment plans available if you are on a budget #getyourwondersmile

>> No.12212959

>>12207393
insta:
https://www.instagram.com/maggiedeejay/?hl=en

>> No.12213068

>>12207417
what about the prostitute bar codes her owners branded her with?

>> No.12213458

>>12213233
>>12213233
>>12213233
AMBLETS BTFO

>> No.12213481

AMB is a shitcoin. massive following however CEO is immature and unprofessional. TAEL (WABI) is where its at

>> No.12213525

>>12213481
AMB will overtake Vechain and other chink scams after they are exposed for what they are. AMB is a compliant Swiss coin.

>> No.12213536

>>12212660
kys beady eyed whore

>> No.12213593

>>12213481
>massive following
You gave yourself away retard lol

>> No.12213966

>>12213536
Gased and gaypilled