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/wage/ - Wagecuck General Anonymous Fri Dec 21 09:07:40 2018 No.12189894 [Reply] [Original]

Pre-Christmas Edition

Welp here we are, the Friday before Christmas. Hopefully you all get some good time off next week.

Maxing out my 401k with my last paycheck today.

Any plans for the holidays fellow wagies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 09:30:20 2018 No.12190085 >>12189894 Fuck my office looks exactly like that. Stop triggering me anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 09:31:41 2018 No.12190094 >>12189894 Family might lose their house and I have $8 in crypto. So no anon, not really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 09:57:03 2018 No.12190356 File: 159 KB, 1280x720, 1545362520884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189894 5 more minutes and I'm off. Fuck wagecucking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 10:29:18 2018 No.12190688 >>12190094 Hang in there mate

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 11:58:45 2018 No.12191556 >>12190356 Enjoy anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 12:02:18 2018 No.12191593 see you next year!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 12:26:38 2018 No.12191816 >>12189894 My seasonal wage cuck job just ended, but my boss is giving us extra paychecks for free just cus he liked us so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 12:40:17 2018 No.12191937 >>12189894 Have to work on the 24th Feels JUST

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:10:37 2018 No.12192828 >>12191937 Shitty company if white collar Expected if blue collar

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:42:46 2018 No.12193164

>be wagie
>work at what I thought would be comfy grocery store job
>manager tells me to stay up front to help customers at all times
>everything going smoothly
>he suddenly storms out of office
>"Anon, are you blind? Do you not see how dirty aisle 2 is? Are you just going to stare at it all day?"
>"I thought you wanted me to stay up front?"
>this makes him madder
>"Do you have no fucking common sense, anon? Go clean it up!"
>hurry off to clean it up
>keep it in my mind that there are exceptions to the always stay up front rule
>a couple days later
>see that an aisle in my line of sight has some spilled shit on it
>start cleaning it up
>manager comes out of office
>"What the fuck are you doing anon?"
>"Cleaning the aisle, I noticed it was dirty"
>"What part of stay up front do you not understand, anon? Is that not simple enough instruction for you? This is someone else's job, get back to yours!"
Fuck lads, what do I do? I finally left 2 years of NEETdom and I don't want to disappoint my parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:43:46 2018 No.12193176 >>12189894 Is this a good time to start putting money into a 401K? -t.Starting my first real job this January

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:46:43 2018 No.12193202 >>12193176 >timing the market

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:47:32 2018 No.12193213 >>12193164 Knock the cunt out and get another job. Your dad at least will be very proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:49:11 2018 No.12193242 File: 5 KB, 242x208, images (12).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >boss won't let me have Christmas off >boss won't give christmas bonus >boss won't pay me for overtime >boss won't let me quit >boss wont give PTO or sick time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:51:11 2018 No.12193265 >>12193242 Start fucking his wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:51:28 2018 No.12193275 >>12193213 I'm considering moving to the overnight shift so I'd only have to see the manager for an hour a day, but that means getting a promotion and I doubt this guy would even consider that if he hates me this much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:53:17 2018 No.12193295 My firm is shut down until January 2nd. Cute Polish woman is leaving today and I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 14:55:15 2018 No.12193314 >>12193275 Just knock the cunt out, bro. Keep a can of beans beside your register and clock him on the side of the head with it. It'll split the cunt right open. Then he can clean his own blood off aisle 3.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 15:09:50 2018 No.12193530 >>12193242 >boss won't let me quit Savage

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 15:19:47 2018 No.12193656 >>12193176 start asap yes compound interest https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 15:53:30 2018 No.12194040 >>12193164 Catch him alone in a secluded area and shank him. Hide his body in the janitor closet.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Fri Dec 21 15:58:30 2018 No.12194098 >>12193164 Not much you can do, your boss has arbitrary authority over your worklife. You can either become desensitized to his irrationality or start organizing your coworkers to gangrape him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:01:14 2018 No.12194128 wage

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:07:27 2018 No.12194209

>>12193164

He is establishing his dominance over you, and you're falling for it.

Stick up for yourself, tell him you're happy to do as he says but if he is going to give you contradicting directions and then chew you up when you're inevitably can't do both things at the same time you'll report him for abuse.

Some things are not worth your self worth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:07:39 2018 No.12194210 >>12189894 Walmart wagie here. What’s the one skill I can learn on my own time to land a better job? My cousin has an Excel textbook from college so I was thinking of starting there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:09:02 2018 No.12194223 >>12194210 nice larp

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:09:37 2018 No.12194228

>>12194210
If you wanna go that route, start with Excel, than go to SQLzoo and get certified. Than go on to SAS certificates. Then learn some python shit if you can. You'll be a "data scientist" and make fancy looking reports for people to look important

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Fri Dec 21 16:09:41 2018 No.12194231 >>12194210 Good writing skills, "R"/SAS, fast typing.

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:12:39 2018 No.12194257
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>>12193164
I realized that some people just want to have their egos stroked. That's what motivates them. Having this arbitrary meaningless power gets them off. They're tiny cock having cucks of the worst kind but you have to just wait and be patient. Act in this fake role for their benefit. His time of reckoning will come.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:13:34 2018 No.12194277 anyone else have to work the 26th - 28th? i hate my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:15:10 2018 No.12194295 >>12193164 resign

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:15:14 2018 No.12194296 >>12193242 >bossman wont let me out of the hot box

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:16:08 2018 No.12194303 It's been a good December for me. Got a $6k raise two weeks ago and everyone in our company got a half of a months salary as a Christmas bonus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:16:21 2018 No.12194306 >>12189894 >tfw I have to work at Night 24. 25. 26. and the Night 31/01 well at least I get paid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:21:24 2018 No.12194362 >>12193242 >>boss won't let me quit what a god

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:23:12 2018 No.12194388

i’m dead serious when i say i haven’t done a single piece of work today. i arrived at 7am. i browsed job postings and listened to podcasts, took an hour lunch, and now i am watching the clock. it’s actually absurd how big of a joke corporate america is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:23:28 2018 No.12194390 >>12193242 >boss won't let me quit If you want to quit then do it. Get some backbone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:25:11 2018 No.12194408 File: 64 KB, 569x479, 1541759379875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/wage/ - Wagecuck General How far we've fallen since 2017

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:33:12 2018 No.12194494 I wage cucked for the first time last Friday and it hurt. It hurt alot. Felt like slavery. People are eating 20 dollar soups while I slave away for 20 an hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:38:14 2018 No.12194549 We pushed our code to production yesterday and won't be doing any new releases until everybody comes back to the office after New Year's, so today was a very relaxing day with a party + free lunch. Most of us are leaving early

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:38:16 2018 No.12194550 work for 12 dollars a hour with knobheads known as niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:38:29 2018 No.12194551 File: 29 KB, 495x401, 43696432902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193164

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 16:48:21 2018 No.12194647

>>12194277
Is this not common? I'm an engineer and I get Dec. 24/25 off and Jan. 1 off. Any other days you want off you'd have to use vacation time. If it's normal for people to get the whole 24th through New Years time off, I might have to start looking for a new job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 17:08:40 2018 No.12194822 wagecuckin it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 17:36:22 2018 No.12195073 File: 13 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194408 Neetbux dont last forever brah

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 17:56:31 2018 No.12195292 >>12193164 he wants your balls, go into his office and fuck his butthole

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 17:59:09 2018 No.12195318 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12195073 too soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 18:10:00 2018 No.12195437 WAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 18:32:46 2018 No.12195691 >>12194647 Yes >>12193242 >wont let me quit elaborate >>12193164 as another anon said, he just gets off on fucking with you. he's on a power trip

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 18:38:55 2018 No.12195765 >tfw supposed to be dismissed at 3:30 but boss is getting held up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 18:39:03 2018 No.12195766 At least you have a job. At least all your savings aren't in stocks in the middle of a recession. At least you aren't out of a job and looking for one in the middle of a recession.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 19:14:49 2018 No.12196122 wage

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 19:17:26 2018 No.12196148 >>12190085 you get mini dividers? lucky

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 19:19:19 2018 No.12196162 >tfw we have a secret santa but to avoid harrassment and inappropriate jokes its not secret fucking kill me

Anonymous Fri Dec 21 19:24:17 2018 No.12196203

>>12193164
Since our society continually robs power and control from us in our personal lives, most middle-management end up going on a power trip because it is the only form of power that they have in their miserable existence. And since they're pitiful middle-management, they still have to do paperwork and other garbage tasks that they hate, so they're going to be especially spiteful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 20:01:08 2018 No.12196515 wage

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