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Did sha256 really just get hacked? It’s over?

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>>12186255

>> No.12186336

algorithms don't get "hacked", retard

>> No.12186389

links? or larp.

>> No.12186412

>>12186255
False alarm. The hack is in progress, but has been delayed while Windows updates.

>> No.12186422

>>12186255
stfu larper

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>>12186255
DUBS CONFIRM

SEL SELL SELL

>> No.12186476

>btc is being "hacked" threads are back

Bullrun confirmed

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>>12186255
Your computer has been infected with a virus sir. A hacker is stealing your personal data.
Please do the necessary and call our number so our qualified technicians can complete the righteous and secure your computer sir.

>> No.12186529

>>12186412
Fortunately it's Windows 10 so the network connections will stop working after the update and we'll all be safe

>> No.12186574

>>12186255
Kek.
THE 21st IS THE DAY/ SOLSTICE/FULL MOON.

THE SUN WILL RISE AGAIN.

>> No.12186590

>>12186255
bitcoins were never safe, anon. we are living in an age of quantum computers and quantumproof encryption doesn't exist. bitcoin can now be dismantled at polynomial time.

it's been nice knowing you, bros...

>> No.12186903

>>12186255
vishnu hacked it

>> No.12186910

It’s over...

It’s finally over...

We’re free...

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>>12186255
sha256 is an algorithm, algos can be cracked, not hacked.

>> No.12186948

>>12186255
Oh no no no
https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/20/sha256-algorithm-hacked

>> No.12186990

>>12186255

I heard it got haced

>> No.12187044

damp it

>> No.12187061

>>12186910
Hey, I'm pasta now!

>> No.12187070

it's even worse than you thought OP
the pythagorean theorem also just got hacked

>> No.12187340

>>12186336
SHA is fine, but you're retarded: https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/26537/tool-for-generating-md4-collisions
>what are hash collisions?
retard.

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yes they decrypted the firewall protecting the blockchange
finally, the back door is open now and you can hack the bitcoin wallets with a virus trojan called bonzi buzzy

>> No.12187600

>>12186255
NO. Fuck off with this stupid shit. There is no collision.

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>>12187070
>the pythagorean theorem also just got hacked

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, IF YOU HAVEN'T SOLD YET DO NOW GET YOUR FIAT OFF THE EXCHANGES WE ARE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.12187617

>"Move to SHA512."
>"Also get me a newer iPhone this 3GS is starting to bog down, off putting."

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>>12187617
>"Delete the post I couldn't attach media from the 3GS, I'm on a laptop now."

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>>12186255
yes ma man das tru

>> No.12187675

>>12186255
If sha256 failed, magic money being gone forever would be nothing compared with what would happen to Humanity as a whole: Internet would become unusable and society would fall.

>> No.12187720

>>12187070
See! I was right all along! Cirkels aren't round.

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>> No.12188088

>>12187675
dis anon knows wasup

>> No.12188126

>>12186255
>>12186336
They get haced
Frickin' brainlets itt

>> No.12188722

>>12186255
They found one of the invulnerabilities of Bit Cone and exploited the shit out of it. We wutz doomed from the start.

>> No.12188736

>>12186485
Its kinda funny how the kikes always employ other kikes to be their body guards. The kike in the background is sure to have some Mossad Special Technical Operatives Mission Commander of Killing Children title or something.

>> No.12188766

>>12186941
You dont crack it. You solve it.

>> No.12188806

>>12186255
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain
he cracked the recipe of the currychain sirs