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Hey fags I just bought $10,000.00 in Enron shares. Wind energy is seriously about to take off. Better hop on the train now fuckers. I know Enron has been on the decline but it's gonna turn wayyy around.

>> No.12185166
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Just sold this pile of shit. If you think this is ever breaking 4$ again you're delusional, nobody is using Macs. Good riddance.

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>>12185077
Hi Anon

I work for Reliant Energy, as a Millwright in the power plant. we are affiliated in some way with Enron in some weird way.

Once the deregulated utilities take off so will my Reliant Energy Stock and I will also be a millionaire.

>> No.12185633

Feels good to be holding a solid company like GE. Their great business model and solid dividend is truly going to make me money.

>> No.12185665

>>12185633
GE Just got the contract to build a new 7FA gas turbine plant for southern company.
The have a bright future and are going to start doing controls engineering to with Alstom.

>> No.12185783

>>12185077
Enron scandal was in 2001, dumbass.

t. CPA

>> No.12185856

>>12185783
yeah but they died died in 07 no?

>> No.12185873

>>12185633
Their top end leadership is incredible. surely their CEO's to come will be model businessmen.

>> No.12186247

>>12185077
I still can't believe Simpsons has been shit for 7 years, it can't go on much longer can it?

>> No.12186253

>>12185077
Guys, i'm from the future, on september 11th a bunch of muslims will try to high jack planes and crash them into the world trade center.

Also invest all your money in blackberry

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>>12186253
That happened 3 years ago you fucking retard

>> No.12186498

>>12185077

Guys I just went all in Leaman Brothers. Moon soon.

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all you fuckers aren't gonna make it
I got all my money with madoff

>mfw 2% endless returns

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>>12186536
also I just bought 3 houses, holy shit these mortgage interests are a fucking steal

I literally cannot afford them but the bank is just giving it to me on a silver platter. my job is literally a rope maker, im pretty good with knots

I can't wait to polish my guns in my study room and smoke some nice cigars next to all my prescription pills

>> No.12186625

Got a new job at Walmart making $9/hr and bought a 650k house feels good nigga

>> No.12186629

Hey guys. Just started investing today. Chose some companies I think have good prospects, AMZN, GOOG, and AAPL. haha, we'll see what happens.