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12182971 No.12182971 [Reply] [Original]

I have a high credit score, but I am currently unemployed. How would I go about getting a massive loan for investing in crypto without getting a job?

>> No.12182992

>>12182971
>massive loan for investing in crypto
you will stay poor sorry

>> No.12183007

>>12182971
>How would I go about getting a massive loan for investing in crypto without getting a job?
Bitmex! It is a site designed for people like yourself

>> No.12183014

You still need a realistic way to pay back the loan in order to get one. If you have 0 income, you’re probably screwed.

>> No.12183028

>>12182992
>buy and hold bitcoin for 5 years

I am 100% positive we will see ath within that time frame. Why shouldn't I get one?

>> No.12183044

>>12183028

Because you need to make payments every month over the life of the loan so you'll need a steady income. And if not you'll have to sell your btc, and if it's a bad month for btc you'll have to sell a lot of btc

>> No.12183067

>>12183028
if you dont have your financial situation under controll the last thing you should do is taking a loan for gambling. what you could do is invest every last penny after rent and food and stuff and hope for the best. taking a loan for gambling is not the soundest advice

>> No.12183116

>>12182971

poopoo peepee

>> No.12183124

>>12183067
It's under control, I just don't have a job rn

>> No.12183151

>>12183124
look i dont want to burst you bubble or anything but trust me on this one. I can explain further if I must...

>> No.12183208

>>12182971
Ask the mafia but make damn sure you pay it back.

>> No.12183215

>>12183208
how? serious request

>> No.12183399

>>12183028
>>12183124
>>12183215
Dude...you need to look at Bitmex! That site is literally designed for people like you. You will love it! Promise!

>> No.12183436
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12183436

>>12182971
>>12183028
>>12183124
>>12183215
You know you might just want to neck yourself early and just take yourself out of the genepool. It'd be the responsible thing to do.

>> No.12183862

who here actually believes bitcoin will be lower than it is rn by 2020-22?

nobody

why wouldn't i want to profit off this

>> No.12183874

>>12183862
>nobody
Top keks

>> No.12183896

>>12183874
very few people

>> No.12183902

>>12183874
this. the normies aren't coming back, so who is going to be buying them?