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I CANT CASH OUT!!

>> No.12182257

>>12182207
brainlet its easy

>> No.12182264

>>12182207
Land of the free eh?

>> No.12182289

>>12182207
Welp... looks like we've arrived at this point again.
Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it.
You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat.
All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through.
All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

>> No.12182316

>>12182289
Anyone that posts this copy pasta is a child predator and should be jailed.

There's plenty of ways to cash out, just like there's plenty of ways to wash dirty money, and there's plenty of ways to be profitable and plenty of ways to sell drugs without getting busted.

It just comes down to intelligence.
If you are too stupid to figure out how to cash out it's either because it's 15 dollars and if it's a rather large amount and your afraid of your bank and the taxman that's your own problem bro.

>> No.12182329

>>12182316
hahaha, let me ask you a question, HAVE YOU TRIED to cash out? at least ONE fucking time? If you haven't go and see for yourself.
There's plenty of people on the internet already realizing it, that it's all a sham, and this shit is going to explode at any time.
Consider all your investment a loss and just start investing in REAL things instead of "muh digital assets".
Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.12182333
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>>12182207

>> No.12182350

>>12182329
Dude I've been living off crypto for 4 years now.
Do you think my landlord takes crypto? Do you think the grocery store accepts crypto? no bro, I've been cashing out on the regular and living off of that.

Get fucked no coiner.

>> No.12182361

>>12182350
This is the dumbest thing that I have ever read on this board... perhaps even 4chan all-together.
My only hope is that it is spill-over from reddit (I wouldn't know; never been) and that your stupidity is not contagious.

>> No.12182367
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>>12182289
I have cashed out over 36k.
I have lived off this.
You're fucking retarded.

>> No.12182379

>>12182367
You are fucking nuts if you think there aren't SERIOUS issues cashing out major crypto money.

I went in hard to ETH last year and made over $700k. Not only was paying the taxes a complete clusterfuckx but the moment I filed and sent the checks I got hit with an IRS audit. Then three visits and counting from FBI guys.

Yes, I used a professional CPA. I'm now paying lawyer fees out the yinyang and the FBI is combing through every nook and cranny of my life. They think anything related to crypto is drug money or laundering.

God help you if you're trying to cash out six figure gains. You can't even enjoy them without fearing pound me in the ass prison.

It isn't even worth it if you aren't cashing out at least $100k. Crypto is automatically criminal in the eyes of the Feds and you will spend that much in lawyer fees on top or your taxes just to walk away free.

>> No.12182441

never understood that. are there really people who believe you cant cash out your bitcoins? do they try to troll? if you couldnt cash out there wouldnt be so fucking many millionaires? geez wtf
yes i did cash out before, had to pay 25 bucks but whatever

>> No.12182447

>>12182207
this meme is exactly year old now

>> No.12182550

>>12182350
Got his ass

>> No.12183105

>>12182289
advcash you mong

>> No.12183150

>>12182379
I never had any issue.. US based, submitted a huge trail of trades, bought home with proceeds.

You probably bought drugs or otherwise fucked up in a very obvious way in the past.

>> No.12183164

>>12182207
The return of this shit meme unironically confirms that the bull has finally arrived.

>> No.12183178
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Crypto is the best meme 4chan ever had since 'wash your motherboard'

So many poor bastards fell for this shit and we even have a separate board dedicated to this epic long game troll. Of course you cant cash out lolol
>hurr lol I've been living off this
>spaghetti spill out of my pockets
Come on newfags stop lol I'm literally dying