/smg/ - Slipping Market General

[Anonymous No.12180744]

No bottom edition
SPY sub 250, DIA sub 23000
acceptance below yearly low already setting in edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of /smg/
>>12178294

[Anonymous No.12180751]

FIRST FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12180760]

there's so much more downside

[Anonymous No.12180764]

Thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[Anonymous No.12180765]

WOW CRINGE AND YIKESD THE STATE OF THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.12180768]

indeed time for some 420

[Anonymous No.12180773]

aw man :(
me were of too slow

[Anonymous No.12180775]

oof

[Anonymous No.12180779]

Zoomers, this is it, this is your 2009. Wait for the dust to settle and buy in.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12180780]

Where is pen and his shitfolio so I can laugh at him.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.12180786]

These boomers just got wiped out of their savings.

Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.12180787]

[Anonymous No.12180794]

Second for shut up and hold

[Anonymous No.12180798]

> 10 years of free money.
> 2.00 - 2.25% rate for year
> Economy shits itself.

Where did they exactly invest all the free money? Surely some of it has to be making gains?

[Anonymous No.12180799]

>>12180779
What about boomers still making good cash?

[Anonymous No.12180800]

20k is the highest bottom.

[Anonymous No.12180808]

>>12180798
China

[Anonymous No.12180813]

>>12180794
gay, but i agree, also buy

[Anonymous No.12180817]

>>12180780
He got banned for posting a pony picture
He's not selling anything, faggot

[Anonymous No.12180821]

CONAGRA FOODS
WHY GOD WHY

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12180826]

>>12180794
Put your trip back on u faggot yaoiposter you dont getta hide when galt and vtgn fuggin tanked.

[Anonymous No.12180835]

don't forget to spread panic to your friends and family this Christmas to enhance the dump and your short positions

[Anonymous No.12180841]

say my name bitch

[Anonymous No.12180843]

And through it all, GE remains pretty unphased

[Anonymous No.12180845]

>>12180841
Papa peter

[Anonymous No.12180847]

Searched for some good commission-free short term bond ETFs and they looked like garbage.

What are some esteemed bond ETFs?

[Anonymous No.12180848]

Guys, we are gonna be ok.
Just calm down and make sure to go to church this sunday

[Anonymous No.12180859]

>>12180835
cause we hold soooo much influence over the market

[Anonymous No.12180861]

>>12180848
I've never been to church in my life why would I start now?

[Anonymous No.12180866]

WHERE ARE YOU BULLTARDS? AHAHAHAHAHAH
>he bought the 2900 dip
>he bought the 2800 dip
>he bought the 2700 dip
>he bought the 2600 dip
>he bought the 2500 dip
>he will buy the 2400 dip
Don't you ever get tired of losing? I told you two months ago to STFP, not BTFD, but of course you wouldn't listen. Oh yeah, and the 2Y 10Y still are about 0.1% to invert. The worst hasn't even started. But sure, buy that 2400 pump we'll get up to like 2600 in the next few days and shout bullrun all over again. We'll go to 2000 right after.

[Anonymous No.12180868]

invest in yourself :)

[Anonymous No.12180869]

>Drumpf: FUCKING FED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT RAISE RATES THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE!
>Fed: ok the rates are staying put
>stock market collapses
Wow 4d chess

[Anonymous No.12180871]

jesse chris we going straight to 239 on SPY and 219 on dick

>>12180773
more typographically correct thumbnail

[Anonymous No.12180874]

>>12180848
> church
> not the synagogue
no wonder you're bad at stocks

[Anonymous No.12180879]

>>12180859
you'd be surprised

[Anonymous No.12180882]

>>12180826
>>12180817
They're ongoing trades
Nothing about them has changed fundamentally, he isn't going to panic and capitulate

[Anonymous No.12180886]

why did you guys tell me to invest earlier this year? more importantly, why did I listen to you?

[Anonymous No.12180889]

>>12180868
based, then you'll have money to buy dips

[Anonymous No.12180896]

thanks for holding those bags for me bulls

[Anonymous No.12180898]

>>12180779
Best post on /biz/

>>12180786
>>12180799
Mass Boomer Suicide wave incoming

[Anonymous No.12180899]

>>12180869
Why doesn't Drumpf just send an email to Powell? Why is he chimping on twitter in public? Isn't he supposed to be his actual boss?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12180900]

>>12180882
>he
>(((you)))
sit your biopharma meme ass down and put your trip back on you attention seeking faggot.

[Anonymous No.12180901]

Can't believe this market reaction. Anyone feeling it's oversold?

[Anonymous No.12180902]

>>12180886
probably because you can't think for yourself

[Anonymous No.12180910]

>>12180899
chimping on twitter is all Senor Trump does

[Anonymous No.12180911]

>>12180886
1- to justify our own retarded calls
2- you're a smooth brained NPC

[Anonymous No.12180913]

>>12180859
The /dogsofdow/ have awaken... GREEN DAY AT CLOSE!

[Anonymous No.12180916]

>>12180871
you think youve seen the last of the golden bulls? Perhaps youve forgotten what an angry stampede is like. You will see, you will all see

[Anonymous No.12180919]

>>12180901
No.

[Anonymous No.12180926]

>>12180899
Trump is a deeply disturbed individual.

[Anonymous No.12180929]

Hmmmm....yeah....I'm going to have to ask you to clean out your 401K...yeah...

[Anonymous No.12180930]

SELL

SELL EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.12180944]

Plunge protection team inbound.

[Anonymous No.12180946]

>>12180764
Leave us alone you dirty rotten commie.

[Anonymous No.12180957]

I'm starting to think these top investors and strategists aren't that bright in the end.

[Anonymous No.12180963]

All the ER's for the next quarter are gonna be shit. Not because of bad sales or anything but because of the FED retardation. They keep raising the short term rate and not the medium term or the long term the faggots raised the short term 3 times this year and din't touch the other ones. This never happened before and it is retarded. Now al the fucking companies don't know what to do they release bonds do they get loans from banks when this faggot keeps raising the short term rate so this will fuck up their balance sheets

[Anonymous No.12180968]

Were reaching levels of just that shouldn’t even be possible

[Anonymous No.12180972]

THANK YOU FED FOR INTENTIONALLY CRASHING THE MARKET TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE SHIT #EATSHITMAGA

[Anonymous No.12180975]

>>12180957
impossible

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12180977]

When everyone was pumping TWAS a few months ago... I knew everything was going to crash.

[Anonymous No.12180981]

It's fucking over. Holy shit.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12180985]

>>12180957
You don’t know what their personal positions are

[Anonymous No.12180986]

Chad is not happy

[Anonymous No.12180991]

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12180994]

>>12180841
shabos goy

[Anonymous No.12180996]

>>12180972
imagine believing that the FED is political

[Anonymous No.12180997]

>>12180991
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12181003]

>>12180900
He'll be using his tripcode again in 3 days

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181005]

SPY is dead cat bouncing RIGHT NOW. This is your once chance to buy puts last minute, anons.

[Anonymous No.12181008]

https://youtu.be/ju9IecFC_a8

[Anonymous No.12181012]

>>12180798
me, real estate.

[Anonymous No.12181014]

>>12180744

AA's are OK. They're cute, they're handy. But I prefer a good old pair of double D's.

[Anonymous No.12181016]

>>12180996
Imagine taking my post unironically

[Anonymous No.12181018]

>>12180997
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.12181028]

I have lost 120 dollars in these last few days. I would hope some of you anons would show some respect and keep quiet as i lose real money

[Anonymous No.12181033]

>>12181028
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12181035]

They might have gotten their fill for the day, if we close up 2% we know for sure.

[Anonymous No.12181036]

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY________________

[Anonymous No.12181037]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1RSLOyCns&pbjreload=10

[Anonymous No.12181044]

This is gonna make me a lot isn't it?

[Anonymous No.12181045]

>>12181018
All these pink wojaks are fucking obnoxious and unfunny

[Anonymous No.12181052]

to 3000 we go!

[Anonymous No.12181055]

VIX 30.

[Anonymous No.12181058]

Bottom confirmed buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.12181060]

Panic sold Apple. Rate.

[Anonymous No.12181061]

cmon power hour come early

[Anonymous No.12181063]

Golden Bull activated

[Anonymous No.12181068]

>>12180916
its cute you still resisting
but you will be submissive soon enough
by Q2 next year you will also forgetting what stempede is like

all you will remember is perverted pleasure of bear

[Anonymous No.12181077]

>>12181068
glob darnit forgot picute of bulls atm

[Anonymous No.12181080]

who else here /galt/

[Anonymous No.12181084]

>>12181077
>atm

Fuck the moment, the long term is what matters

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181088]

POWER HOUR GO AWAY
SPY NO MORE GAINS TODAY
I HAVE PUTS AND SPREADS ON YOU
I‘LL COLLECT MY PREMIUM, A WHOLE 0.22

[Anonymous No.12181090]

What should I use for my accouting software? I've been using GnuCash for years but the new version 3 is shit on mac. Recently bought Quicken but my autism has a real issue with the fact that it isn't double-entry (it will just let you create money out of thin air).

Is there anything out there for bookkeeping power users other than full spreadsheet mode? And no cloud services please.

[Anonymous No.12181095]

>>12181080
More like $SALT

[Anonymous No.12181098]

were back

[Anonymous No.12181100]

>>12180944
Told u cucks. Shit is scripted. Wait til Christmas bloodbath tomorrow. Jews win.

[Anonymous No.12181105]

>>12181080
Here
Just hold, nothing has changed fundamentally
This selloff has happened for no real reason, just wait and it'll bounce

[Anonymous No.12181107]

>>12181084
ultimate cope post

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181110]

>>12181090
I use gnucash. Scrap the mac and install linux.

[Anonymous No.12181112]

what exactly is 'plunge protection team'

[Anonymous No.12181113]

>>12181090
>I've been using GnuCash

[Anonymous No.12181115]

>shutdown incoming
It's over, America is finished.

[Anonymous No.12181119]

>>12181105
me take previously post back
this am new ultimate cope post

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181124]

>>12181080
>mfw anons followed pendulum‘s picks
Hatred of Money Level: Severe and Extreme.

[Anonymous No.12181125]

>>12181105
>no real reason
Bruh

[Anonymous No.12181126]

>>12181112
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

[Anonymous No.12181131]

>>12181119
ITS A SINKING SHIP AND I FUCKING WANT IT

[Anonymous No.12181132]

>>12181080
>/galt/

No thank you.

[Anonymous No.12181133]

>>12181125
It has nothing to do with GALT itself, this is purely because of the broader market

[Anonymous No.12181137]

>>12181112
The Working Group on Financial Markets aka the Fed.

[Earnings Badger No.12181138]

I like the part where im surviving the crash.
hbu ?

[Anonymous No.12181144]

>>12180899
No the Fed chair does whatever they feel they need to. The President can do fuck all

[Anonymous No.12181148]

All of you motherfuckers will see in time
Please screencap this post for posterity

[Anonymous No.12181162]

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181172]

>>12181148
Fuck you. Screencap this instead for eternal bears. We won‘t reverse until biopharma is no longer a sector.

[Anonymous No.12181173]

>>12181148
see what?

[Anonymous No.12181175]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.12181177]

>>12181148
c o p e

[Anonymous No.12181183]

HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.12181184]

>>12181105
>>12181045
>>12181148
Get a load of this delusional bulltard.

[Anonymous No.12181188]

Why is it going back up (not that im complaining)

[Anonymous No.12181189]

>>12181068
You wont get away with this, Im summoning the golden bull

[Anonymous No.12181190]

the golden BVLL run is now

[Anonymous No.12181191]

roasted torito for dinner today?

[Anonymous No.12181197]

boomer stocks go down
crypto goes up

[Anonymous No.12181201]

>>12181110
You're using GnuCash3? Does Linux have this issue with prices?
Obviously I want the price internally to be stored as a rational number but not for display purposes.

>>12181113
GnuCash is (was) actually pretty great. It forced me to learn the basics of accounting?

[Anonymous No.12181204]

PLUNGE PROTECTION GANG

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12181206]

I wasn't looking, did we just come back from the lows? Anybody get any cheapies?

[Anonymous No.12181220]

>HEY GUYS! Remember me?

[Anonymous No.12181221]

whew dat bounce @_@

>>12181131
you have to say it but unironically

>>12181148
a BrOkEn ClOcK iS rIgHt TwIcE a DaY

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181222]

>>12181201
I don‘t use a formal stock account to track my stocks, just a generic asset account. that is the one unfortunate part of gnucash that is gnuass.

[Anonymous No.12181228]

>>12181206
>Anybody get any cheapies?

>NBR

Cheap as fuck, pays a dividend.

[Anonymous No.12181233]

>>12181206
TQQQ on the bottom

[Anonymous No.12181239]

>dat wick

[Anonymous No.12181242]

>>12181206
I got the usual
TQQQ, SPXL, SVXL
If you want Ill sell them to you for a slightly higher price

[Anonymous No.12181247]

>>12181189
nice bluff me
but with sharingan am can tell you out of chakura

[Anonymous No.12181254]

>>12181018
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181258]

Said it earlier, but this is a dead cat bounce. You should be buying puts, anons.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12181259]

>>12181242
Wtf is is a SVXL? I want some of that.

[Anonymous No.12181262]

>>12180779
I feel like it'll go lower next year. Any reason this is the bottom in your eyes?

[Anonymous No.12181268]

This is a green close setup with famalam

[Anonymous No.12181276]

>>12181221
Shut up, rusty kleptomanic gardener
You poopyface

You are a permabear, though
You spent a lot of time being wrong while the market kept going up

[Anonymous No.12181282]

>>12181222
But are you at least using v3? I'm telling you, the difference on mac is awful. v3 is slower, crashes more, the font widths are messed up...

[Anonymous No.12181285]

>>12181247
Genin scum, Observe


>>12181259
Sorry I meant SVMK

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12181287]

>>12181247
I still have my Kabbalah. I'll help him summon the golden bull.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12181307]

>>12181282
yea i use v3. Maybe it‘s just the mac i guess. If you know a bit of programming you could probably just make a console program to keep track of your accounts then. idk shit bout macs

[Anonymous No.12181311]

$GALT RISING LIKE A PHOENIX IN THE ASHES BRINGING WITH IT A DEATH CLAW OF GAINS AND W*MEN YES YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.12181319]

we are breaking new ground every day

[Anonymous No.12181321]

>>12181220
I don't even consider SNAP as being in business anymore.

[Anonymous No.12181323]

>>12181132
what website fren

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181324]

I promised I wouldn't but I have to publicly trip for this event:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.12181330]

>>12180957
if they could consistently predict the future they'd be rich on their own playing the markets, not selling advice

[Anonymous No.12181342]

>>12181319
holy shit

[Anonymous No.12181343]

>this weakass bounce
Yeah nobody is falling for that shit again. Nice try Bog.

[Anonymous No.12181345]

>>12181324
This isn't the end, Comfy
He hasn't sold anything, and nothing has changed fundamentally about the company
It will bounce eventually

[Anonymous No.12181353]

>>12181342
technically this would be more correct

[Anonymous No.12181365]

>>12181307
I wouldn't make my own as there are already plenty

https://plaintextaccounting.org

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181369]

>>12181345
You sound EXACTLY like one of our friend

[Anonymous No.12181377]

BUY

[Anonymous No.12181386]

>>12181323
>what website fren

Schwabs StreetEdge

[Anonymous No.12181391]

>>12181369
All I can say is that the results will speak for themselves
We'll see in time how things will go

[Anonymous No.12181396]

my bid didn't get hit :(

[Anonymous No.12181401]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I1AMRFdGo

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181418]

>>12181391
>takes off his trip in shame after a 10% drop
At least big5guy isn't a pussy and doesn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.12181425]

>>12181311
Just bought, the set up is too nice on that one. Even if the market is shitting the bed atm.

[Anonymous No.12181430]

I averaged down on GALT. A small 500 buckaroos.

LCI is up. ATVI is up. Market is insane. Nothing wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.12181434]

PLUNGE GANG PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON AGAIN GODDAMIT

[Anonymous No.12181437]

>>12181391
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

cost averaging instead of selling with quality stocks and funds is the best proven way to wealth building

[Anonymous No.12181440]

>>12181162
snap

[Anonymous No.12181441]

Is it too late to short this bitch with inverse ETF?

[Anonymous No.12181449]

>>12181345
atleast now GALT qualifies for the stock race

[Anonymous No.12181450]

>cheapies

[Anonymous No.12181452]

>>12181437
quite obvious you're well on your way to making it fren

[Anonymous No.12181459]

>>12181449
Good to hear, please enter it

[Anonymous No.12181466]

>>12181450
AAAAAAAAAAAaa fucking delete this you FUCK

[Anonymous No.12181470]

> he wiped out trillions
this is what happens when you have a goyim in charge of the bank Larry

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181478]

>>12181437
DRIP DRIP DRIP MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.12181497]

>>12181425
>TFW BoUGHT @ 4.80

[Anonymous No.12181513]

GIS is invincible amigos
It is the bottom after all, you cant take it below 40 for too long

[Anonymous No.12181520]

>>12181478
literally yesterday you said you'd take the trip off you fucking retard
fucking ZOOMERS no self control

[Anonymous No.12181528]

Good thing the market is crashing. I have about $60000 mostly in bonds. Going all in S&P500 3X when it crashes 60%.

[Anonymous No.12181532]

>>12181478
damn is that kneepad girl?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12181535]

>>12181418
LCI is going to mid teens...

[Anonymous No.12181549]

>>12181532
ha no

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181553]

>>12181520
I just stopped caring desu
Nothing really matters
Also can someone post the full version of pic related?

[Anonymous No.12181567]

If you haven't sold your positions yet I don't know what to tell you. The entire year has been wiped out and there's no sign of a bottom. I'm trying to help you.

[Anonymous No.12181571]

Can I liquidate my 401k but keep the cash held in my account to avoid any tax penalties? Then rebuy when things are on the upswing?

[Anonymous No.12181583]

>>12181567
i've only been buying, feeling comfy with plenty of cash/bonds to put to work

[Anonymous No.12181588]

>>12181567
because it will go back up eventually and in the mean time i'm collecting a relatively significant amount of dividend income while also making my scheduled purchases every two weeks.

[Anonymous No.12181592]

>>12181571
yes of course, but the fact that you're asking such basic questions means that you probably shouldn't try your hand at market timing.

[Anonymous No.12181600]

>>12181418
Comfy, you do know that LCIguy is b5g right?

[Anonymous No.12181602]

>>12181459
>welcomes GALT to race

[Anonymous No.12181615]

>>12181588
breh this is waht i do but with pure index funds, divvys move too slowly for me. Buy $500 every other week no matter what, 1st and 15th usually.

Are you just generating a portfolio of a good list of blue chip Divvy Gods?

[Anonymous No.12181632]

Just saw a $63 million buy order fill for QQQ

[Anonymous No.12181634]

>>12181602
I'm pretty confident that it'll win by the end of Q1 2019
We'll see, though

[Anonymous No.12181641]

if you plan on timing the market, just remember not to miss the important days. there are only a few.

[Anonymous No.12181649]

>>12181632
Yeah I feel like it's time to go long. At least for the short term.

[Anonymous No.12181650]

>>12181634
I think this is the bottom

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181657]

>>12181600
>_<
I'm aware of this

[Anonymous No.12181658]

>>12181553
why the fuck is bottom right and bottom left not exchanged

[Anonymous No.12181659]

>>12181650
I do too
I think it has a long ways to go up from here

[Earnings Badger No.12181660]

I dont care if youre up 100$ today ur still getting margin called.
Take action immedietly or get liquidated

[Anonymous No.12181662]

Any gaymers know why ATVI is green?

[Anonymous No.12181671]

I have one more paycheck this year without any 401k contributions taken out
buy the dip or wait on sidelines?

[Anonymous No.12181670]

>>12181659
where were you when we got 10k richer anon? u and me are in dis liek frens

[Anonymous No.12181676]

>>12181660
What if you don't have any margin because you're not an idiot

[Anonymous No.12181687]

>>12181671
please don't tell me you've been missing out on employer match in your 401k

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181688]

>>12181662
Two words:
The chinks

[Anonymous No.12181695]

>>12181662
Its random market movement. No news.

ATVI hit rock bottom before most. Now its going back up a little.

[Anonymous No.12181700]

>>12181662
Short covering, like everything green in the Uncle Powell's rape grounds

[Anonymous No.12181704]

>>12181662
To fleece more suckers

[Anonymous No.12181711]

>>12181687
my employer doesnt match 401k :(

[Anonymous No.12181716]

>>12181641
this is the exact reason why you just buy and hold

you never know the moon days, so you just always are in the market no matter what

[Anonymous No.12181720]

Young goy here.
Is it worth reading and following this book?
I don't know when to buy/where to put my money. I've basically got a ton of cash sitting around

[Anonymous No.12181724]

Deans food fell below its whole historical chart
Fuck Millenials. At least Gen Z is required by law to drink milk in school

[Anonymous No.12181731]

>>12181711
i'm sorry to hear, but it's always a good time to start dollar cost averaging in a tax advantaged account that you wont be touching for 30 years. the sooner the better, as history as proven that it's time IN the market that produces the best results, unless you've got a crystal ball.

[Earnings Badger No.12181744]

>>12181676
>not on margin
>not an idiot

Pick one

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181746]

I feel bad for the anons who bought the BART on Ford
I'm still waiting to ease in during the mid 7s

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181762]

>>12181720
Miss me with this gay shit and read A Random Walk

[Anonymous No.12181775]

>>12181720
Looks fucking gay
read taleb or fuck off

[Anonymous No.12181778]

>>12181615
my divvy portfolio:
AAPL, CSCO, DOC, IBM. IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KHC, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T, V, VZ

Watchlist: ABBV, ADP, AOS, BA,, ED, GD, LEG, LMT, LYB, MO, MMM, OXY, TGT, WFC, XOM

there's even more but i gotta keep it narrow otherwise i'll just buy on impulse with my scheduled purchase funds

[Anonymous No.12181792]

>>12181778
Needs more utilities

[Anonymous No.12181810]

>>12181778
jesus do you get divvys like every other week? I know O alone pays monthly doesnt it?

[Anonymous No.12181813]

>>12181792
this is true, their P/E's are usually out of my range but they also have guaranteed income

[Anonymous No.12181818]

>>12181775
Which book to start?
>>12181762
Would you rec the original or the "practical popularized" edition?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181828]

>>12181810
Monthly payers make me rock hard because they compound three times as fast

[Anonymous No.12181838]

looks like a bull flag, some consolidation?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181847]

>>12181818
Buy the latest regular edition if you have an IQ above 76

[Anonymous No.12181851]

>>12181720
read the bible
heal your soul

[Anonymous No.12181860]

>>12181851
christniggers out

[Anonymous No.12181871]

>>12181641

The chart there is sort of one sided. I'd like to see how it looks when you miss the 5-40 worst days. Active trading is as much about pulling out to cash in deep red conditions as it is about riding stuff upwards.

[Anonymous No.12181889]

>>12181810
that's my goal. psychological effect.

black are the stocks i own, red was my first watchlist, but I've narrowed it down since.

[Anonymous No.12181898]

>>12181810
There was one anon who was working on building a divvy portfolio that paid out every week. I’d be interested to see it when he’s done.

[Anonymous No.12181906]

>>12180779
more like your mid 2008. everything is a falling knife for a while.

[Anonymous No.12181909]

>>12181889
THE DIVIDEND GOD

[Anonymous No.12181913]

>>12181889
Speak of the devil

[Anonymous No.12181923]

>PIR

[Anonymous No.12181925]

>>12181889
>/smg/ - The Autistic Investor
>Dividend Edition

[Anonymous No.12181927]

>>12181889
Dude, gimme your spreadsheet

[Anonymous No.12181933]

>>12181871
different strokes for different folks, i dont stress over catching moves or whatever.

[Anonymous No.12181935]

>>12181851
REEEE
>inb4 mark mark mark

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12181944]

>>12181889
So fucking based

[Anonymous No.12181948]

>>12181889
how much are you getting per week/month?

[Anonymous No.12181955]

>>12180786
this is the exact reason why i'm heavily involved in dividend investing. the 4% rule becomes shit when the market tanks. none of my divvies have been cut because of a recession. Based Dividend Kings>>12180786

[Anonymous No.12181967]

>>12181028
Made 100$ in an hour and bought gloves for 250$

[Anonymous No.12181993]

>>12181889
Dividends
Every
Week

DO THE DEW

[Anonymous No.12182002]

>>12181948
just from this portfolio? about $4K.

my mutual funds give me dividends and capital gains around $10-14K depending on the year (this year may be closer to 10). Average of about $1300-1500 per year, most comes in this week in December from my capital gains and dividend distributions from mutual funds - which is why I started that chart so I can spread out when I'll get income in the future and ensure I have enough to pay all my bills.

total investment is around $340K (lost 20K unrealized over the last few weeks but not worried - not going to sell anything).

[Anonymous No.12182003]

Every time you buy bears become stronger.

[Anonymous No.12182013]

>>12182002
*$1300-1500 per month
but like I said, most of that is this week. good time to get my distributions when the market is tanking though

[Anonymous No.12182014]

dow TANKING hard

[Anonymous No.12182016]

>>12182002
dude you can retire now lmao nice

[Anonymous No.12182027]

>>12181731

You're absolutely right, but every 20 to 30 years the American market has a period where stocks either shit the bed or do absolutely nothing compared to inflation.

30s, 70s/early 80s, 1987, 2001-2002, 2009.

The last 27 years have been a Pax Americana with the USA having no real competitors on a military, economic or cultural level. That is no longer the case thanks to the passage of time and some really dumb errors with policy.

America is due for either a correction or a recession.

[Anonymous No.12182037]

>>12182027
gorrection already happened my dude
>27 years
more like 70 years

[Anonymous No.12182038]

>>12182003
>falling for obvious bull traps

[Anonymous No.12182039]

So much for power hour...

[Anonymous No.12182043]

>>12182014

FUCK EVERYTHGIGN

[Anonymous No.12182050]

highly recommend you buy MDLZ at 41 and below, its basically the KO tier of snack stocks

[Anonymous No.12182054]

why the fuck is the Illuminati allowing the market to drop like this?

Plunge protection team get your shit together faggots!

[Anonymous No.12182060]

>>12181889
Autist af

[Anonymous No.12182070]

MY RETIREMENT!

[Anonymous No.12182073]

>>12182027
yeah that could be true, which is why i also own foreign stocks, cash, gold, and bonds. i try to be ready for any outcome, and whatever happens, happens. i can't predict outcomes nor time them, so i just follow my predetermined asset allocation plan.

[Anonymous No.12182080]

>>12181044
Probably, but i bought some too so probably not

[Anonymous No.12182081]

>>12182070

all of my savings is vanishing before my eyes.

[Anonymous No.12182087]

>>12182050
That would be Nestle.

[Anonymous No.12182105]

>>12182037

Nah, the modern bull market started in the early 80s.

A recession happens every 7 to 10 years.

[Anonymous No.12182124]

DOW -1,800 in the last 7 days

[Anonymous No.12182130]

Yeah nice job Powell. You crashed the market.

[Anonymous No.12182143]

>>12182124
say no more

[Anonymous No.12182151]

Guys i know the every friday for the past few months has been red, but believe me when i say its gonna be green this time :)

[Anonymous No.12182163]

golden bullrun starts tomorrow

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182168]

>>12182151
Oh fuck you, you're not tricking me again. I'ma short the fuck out of the market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12182171]

>>12182143
>>12182151
>>12182163

[Anonymous No.12182172]

>>12182130
you can't keep a patient on life support forever
let go, anon...

[Anonymous No.12182176]

>>12182168
everyone, you know what to do now
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.12182186]

redpill me on what the fuck is happening right now with stock market

[Anonymous No.12182202]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .20%, mostly cash for another day but my small SPXU hold is a ok

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182206]

>>12182186
The SPY saw his shadow, which means we're at the start of an economic slow down that is going to last at least 6 more months.

[Anonymous No.12182216]

>>12182206
should I sell all of my stocks tommorow?

[Anonymous No.12182219]

So how's tommorow going to be?

[Anonymous No.12182227]

>>12182202
up 50%, was up 100% at the lows but can't complain. Here's hoping for a red friday.

[Anonymous No.12182234]

>>12182202
up 1.43%

[Anonymous No.12182237]

>>12182219
markets typically do not bottom on fridays, so.. probably not good

[Earnings Badger No.12182241]

>>12182202
+1.10% atm in ATH will wake up tommrow to alot more cash

[Anonymous No.12182244]

>>12182202
CAG is down 16%
Pretty bullish

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182247]

>>12182216
I dunno, it's going to be all about watching your technicals and picking your prices. If you're not actively trading these next 6 months are going to make you want to puke.

[Anonymous No.12182263]

>>12182247
>If you're not actively trading these next 6 months are going to make you want to puke.
lmao no, market is going to chew people up

[Anonymous No.12182274]

>>12182186
after the 2007 crisis unorthodox monetary policies were implemented to save the market. now they are being reverted. some say this might have been going on for too long creating a bubble.
nobody can be sure about what's happening because it's the first time such policies were used to such an extent.

[Anonymous No.12182278]

>>12181828

IPL pays monthly dividends with an 8.4% yield. It's in the oil industry though. Might be risky given they have a higher debt ratio and the economy might be shitting the bed.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12182286]

>>12182244
Buying GIS on my next paycheck, waiting for CAG to bottom out now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182287]

>>12182263
says you, trading in the bull market is hard, but the bear markets are where the real money is made.

[Anonymous No.12182293]

what the fuck is happening? what's the reason for all of this to happen? there is no second Lehman Brothers or second 2011 debt crisis (at least not yet)

[Anonymous No.12182296]

>>12182186
we're crashing this economy

WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.12182300]

>>12182293

Deutsche Bank.

[Anonymous No.12182304]

>>12182287
>but the bear markets are where the real money is made.
oh i see, how much $ under management? you sound like you have a lot of experience.

[Anonymous No.12182311]

>>12182300
Deutsche Bank is ok right now

[Anonymous No.12182327]

These assholes at Goldmans turned on the Buybots AFTER the market closes

[Anonymous No.12182332]

>>12182186
Everyone wished for a good time to buy back in during the huge bull run and now that they finally have the chance it's the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.12182340]

>>12182202

Did okay relative to weed ETF and broader markets. Couple quick trades really helped reduce risk exposure and downside plus I made a little on the afternoon rally on CannaRoyalty and Trulieve by heavily buying the midday low. Portfolio is 40% equities, 60% cash at this time. 50% of that is dedicated to buying the ever loving fuck out of wherever the bottom of all this happens to be and will not be touched until that time.

Still not short though. I think I missed the window to do that in a non-fomo sort of way back in November. Will buy puts here and there depending, as always.

[Anonymous No.12182345]

>>12182216
buy high sell low, its the /smg/ way

[Anonymous No.12182356]

I don't think I'm cut out for this shit.

[Anonymous No.12182359]

My student is doing well this month

[Anonymous No.12182364]

>>12182202
Yet again another red day

But it's less red, and avoiding my urge to buy AMZN's dip has saved me from an additional $50 loss for today

> Buy more SQQQ + TVIX today, or wait for them to do tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.12182370]

>>12182327
They've been doing this for weeks now. They bait dumbasses by pumping futures and the sell the bags during intra-day. We're in a bear market. You've gotta follow the money. Buy the close, sell the open.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182374]

>>12182304
12

[Anonymous No.12182392]

>>12182356
Post your holdings

[Anonymous No.12182393]

Based niggers buying Nike with white tax payer dollars.

[Anonymous No.12182394]

>>12182293
Daddy Powell took our nuggies away and Papa Trump is angry about his job so they're arguing in front of us in the kitchen :(

[Anonymous No.12182395]

>>12182356
>I don't think I'm cut out for this shit.

The stock market is war, anon. You're in the shit, balls deep. Two ways you can let it affect you:

>get crushed, shellshocked, sent home with PTSD
>grit your teeth and fight

The second option carries a higher chance of you getting fiscally deaded, but there is also a chance you git gud and rise above to become ubercommando.

[Anonymous No.12182407]

>>12182394

[Anonymous No.12182409]

>>12182356
>cryptocurrencies
You're not investing. You're speculating.

[Anonymous No.12182411]

>>12182356

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182426]

>>12182409
I sold my bitfuckers this morning. I'm going to use the cash to have a white christmas.

[Anonymous No.12182438]

>>12182394
>not immediately going to your room and playing with your toys pretending you can't hear it
not going to make it

[Anonymous No.12182457]

>>12182392
Sold off some stuff this morning before it could go down any further and the only thing I'm holding right now is DHR.

[Anonymous No.12182475]

>>12182426
anything less than a kilo and I'll be disappointed

[Anonymous No.12182487]

the only """investments""" I'm up on all time are T-Bills and DIS

[Anonymous No.12182493]

I feel like we're near the bottom, Bros.

[Anonymous No.12182501]

>>12182493

[Anonymous No.12182505]

>>12182186

A 20 year old scam is coming to an end.
Buy bitcoin and ethereum. Avoid the stock markets they are going to go down 90% like crypto did this year.

[Anonymous No.12182513]

>>12182501
I admire that enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.12182520]

To those interested in playing the Canadian dude weed, it may interest you to know Canopy Growth double bottomed today. I continue to advise caution with Canadian companies as there are problems with the supply and retail situation that are unlikely to be resolved in the next few months. As such, I do expect their next earnings to disappoint. However, this is a good setup for a day or swing trade regardless of the long term outlook.

[Anonymous No.12182522]

SOMEONE BAKE NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.12182525]

>>12182493
Nah, we're definitely in a bear market but I think tomorrow we'll see some relief. Everyone is expected a violent crash, but instead we're just getting a slow grind bleed out. There's no banks or .com bubbles to really pop some shit off. At least for now there isn't.......

[Anonymous No.12182530]

>>12182522
Not it

[Anonymous No.12182533]

>>12182493
>I feel like we're near the bottom, Bros.

I dunno about bottom of this falling trend but a short term bounce is definitely in the cards.

[Anonymous No.12182534]

spy will literally never fall under $247 again

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12182542]

>>12182475
just a white christmas, not a happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.12182546]

I'll make a new thread. Just a sec...

[Anonymous No.12182547]

>>12182522
turn around touch the ground bagsie not it

[Anonymous No.12182553]

why are stocks priced in fiat falling if fiat is such a scam?

[Anonymous No.12182561]

Who here /CEI'd/?

Not me :^)

[Anonymous No.12182565]

>>12182553
DOLLAR IS KING BABY

[Anonymous No.12182576]

k i made new thread go go

>>12182574

>>12182574

>>12182574

>>12182574

>>12182574

[Anonymous No.12182707]

>>12182356
that is nothing I lost 10k because of this fucking anime and my stock fell from temporary app removal.