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12176614 No.12176614 [Reply] [Original]

Hello COCK BOYS

Tried applying for a bank online, said Chexsystems said my identity can't be verified with info given.

Tried to get a social security report, they said my identity can't be verified.

Has the Fed pulled my file or did some beaner steal my social?

>> No.12176631
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12176631

Your social was disabled because you're supposed to be dead.

>> No.12176692
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>>12176631
How do I tell if I'm dead?

>> No.12176732 [DELETED] 

>>12176692
We are all dead at some point in time, it is possible you are dead in the present timeline, but alive in your own.

>> No.12176746
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We are all dead at some point in time, it is possible you are dead in the present timeline, but alive in your own.

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>>12176746
>>12176692
>>12176631
>>12176614

You are in a coma anon, please wake up.

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>>12176746
So what should I do with this life while I'm here?

>> No.12176794
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>>12176770
I'm woke anon. I have simply transcended the human existence.

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>>12176746
So what should I do while I'm here?

>> No.12176816
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>>12176797
You know what to do.

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>>12176816
Thanks.

>> No.12176968

what an absoutely awful samefag this was

>> No.12176975

>>12176968
yeah, i agree. OP is a faggot.

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>>12176968
How can you be so confident in something you can't prove?

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Not funny

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>>12177017
OP was a serious question.

Tell us a funny joke then.

>> No.12177314

>>12177231
how tha fuck would we know how it is to be dead, we havent been dead before fag