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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:35:17 No.12169796 [Reply] [Original]

haha edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>12168628

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:35:58 No.12169809 >>12169788 t. Obama dicklicker

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:36:17 No.12169813 File: 647 KB, 459x633, 1524971046245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i miss her bros

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:36:49 No.12169817 File: 588 KB, 1176x1367, illust_71014581_20181005_174620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Reluctant kneepad girl was right

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:36:52 No.12169818 I forgot to title it sticky milk general :(( Thats my favorite joke damn it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:36:53 No.12169819 First for Jerome is a nog in white face on tv.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:37:44 No.12169832 who would win; thousands of robots in the employ of (((them)) vs one hikey kikey

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:37:55 No.12169835 >>12169817 Killing anime girls is wrong, you should lock them up in a fucking harem Stop wasting nice boobs!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:38:14 No.12169837 File: 305 KB, 614x563, xnx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:39:18 No.12169851 File: 62 KB, 640x640, 1491097210020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still not even thinking of selling only down 2.3% today

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:39:52 No.12169859 >>12169819 You just made me spit scotch all over my desk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:39:56 No.12169861 Dow -1000 tomorrow?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:39:59 No.12169863

>>12169809
r u an actual kushnerbot?
be honest
the presidant is fucking irrelevant
pay more attention to the FED

also read "the creature from jekyll island"
it would do you well to know what your up against
FED controls all money in the world
not king nigger
not orange nigger
not cianiggers (tho they HELP)

FEDniggers are the only niggers you need to pay attention to

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:40:04 No.12169866 >>12169851 why would you? the bottom is in 2 months from now. sell then.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:40:58 No.12169876 can anyone redpill me on MRIN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:41:39 No.12169888 File: 206 KB, 1322x1380, 1541797082376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://dichotomytests.com/test.html?id=1 Post them /smg/ > Flags: Austrian/Chicago School.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:41:57 No.12169893 File: 168 KB, 650x488, 1518123314004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >US 2Y 2.648% >US 10Y 2.762% >0.11% spread OH NO NO NO NONONONO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:43:08 No.12169906 WHY did things go red today? It looked like things were recovering when I woke up, and I just checked again and DOW dropped 350 points, NASDAQ down 147, S&P500 down 39. Recession incoming boys, best prepare yourselves.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:43:09 No.12169907

>>12169866
the 2-10 yr yields haven't inverted yet, but we're so fucking close and the fed is jacking up the rates at such a pace that it might just not even happen. I mean if you look at the dot com bubble that shit took like 4-5 fucking years to fully deflate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:43:43 No.12169915 File: 3.71 MB, 393x324, NO_SURVIVORS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169893 TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:43:47 No.12169916 File: 367 KB, 1004x485, bighon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169887 earnings badger dont tell me you dont see the reversion to mean opportunity on the weekly/monthly technicals

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:44:01 No.12169919 >>12169906 >WHY did things go red today? Are you serious? Fed meeting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:45:29 No.12169937 >>12169916 that line. will it hold is the question.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:45:40 No.12169943 File: 54 KB, 752x653, YES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 THIS QUESTION IS IMPORTANT YESYESYESYYESYSE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:45:56 No.12169947 >>12169919 I don't really follow things that closely, I just come here to shitpost so yes I'm oblivious to whatever is going on with the fed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:46:44 No.12169951 File: 49 KB, 352x286, MFW 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169768 is it drool, bile, or tears?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:47:04 No.12169953 >>12169893 Now that is the scariest shit !

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:47:15 No.12169957

>>12169728
It was probably planned considering that we were in a literal recession and needed to recoup money lost during the housing crisis. The person in office probably doesnt matter, otherwise we'd have seen fluctuations in rates during that period while other important things happened, like congressional makeup changes. We'd also have seen the rate hikes at way worse levels when Trump was first in office and Yellen was running the show if party lines are indeed the driver.
I'd be willing to wager there's probably a document on file from around 2008 that outlines a plan of action and a 10 year time table for Fed leniency and Trump was just unlucky enough to win the presidency while someone was taking the chains off of the dog on the other side of the room.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:47:46 No.12169964 File: 11 KB, 265x190, the plane has crashed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169893 >>12169915

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:48:44 No.12169971
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>>12169943
nha the earth needs to be mined fully hollow and broken to pieces until it doesn't exist, in order to fuel and build our interplanetary intergalactic soace travels and dyson spheres

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:48:50 No.12169973

>>12169906

The Fed shitpost was more or less as expected. Markets dumped then recovered some right after that. That is until Powell started talking in the press conference. He came off as completely unsympathetic to the market downturn. Dumping renewed in earnest during the Q&A period for that reason. He sounded more hawkish than the content of the actual hike and 2019 guidance suggested.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:49:21 No.12169976 >>12169893 >0.11% spread wew ssecond time in two weeks, no? goddamn

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:50:22 No.12169987 >>12169947 no offense m8 but you should not be trading this market if you dont know how the FED works

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:50:31 No.12169988 >>12169957 Go to sleep Donald. Your job here is done.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:50:37 No.12169989
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>>12169888
Checked and rate me
>>12169951
He is probably just a chad their with his roastie gf
>>12169971
I swear my ecofascist death squads will eliminate you before you can get off this planet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:50:53 No.12169994 has anyone heard from TQQQ anon recently? I can't imagine a more JUSTED position to hold.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:51:25 No.12169999 File: 706 KB, 700x700, 1521078710719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169987 never said I traded, I only come to /biz/ to shitpost when I see a red market

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:51:36 No.12170001 File: 176 KB, 1080x1617, Screenshot_20181219-235108__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:51:44 No.12170006 >>12169947 You seriously shouldn't be trading.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:51:56 No.12170010 >>12169937 its worth the risk by a long shot Even in recession/crash there arent many monthly red candlesticks like this one, I strongly believe at least half of it will be covered before december ends

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:52:57 No.12170024 >>12169987 what's FED an acronym for?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:53:12 No.12170028
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>>12169817
t-thank you

best part for me at this point will be the 260-290 retrace though, gonna be able use orderflow notes and levels to advantage

>>12169835
boobies are tasty though :3
you not even need oil when cook them!

>>12169468
you are a worthy adversary
but you will fail.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:54:21 No.12170043 File: 86 KB, 509x666, 12341234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:55:49 No.12170063
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>>12169863
dude... orange man is seriously threatening a government shutdown WHILE the market is crashing

hes making things worse and is 100% retard
america am supposed for be stable, hes making us look unstable

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:56:22 No.12170073
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>>12170010
I just loaded 3k to start dca'ing into the VTSAX. Bought 660 today.

This was a panic oversell on an already oversold market.

Tards are spreading fear and doubt but we actually got we wanted today.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:56:29 No.12170074 when good time to buy? I want to buy $Mu

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:57:38 No.12170085

>>12169764
>telling him to focus more on the FED and ignore political charlatans
>tell him to read a book that details the full history of how the intl banking ccartel was established
<lol FEDshills pls go
ur not very bright, is u?

the rates were dropped to zero and kept there because if they didnt allow free borrowing for all large banks, and cheap borrowing for common people, NO ONE was gonna put money back into our market.
i fully agree that them leaving it at zero was the worst idea n the world (and ive been screeching literally all year about this very thing). but they did it. not because of some nigger tho.

the FED utilized the 08 financial crisis to consolidate power over all major US banks. they control ALL of them. DIRECTLY.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:57:39 No.12170086
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>>12170010

Correct and agreed. There have only been two monthly red candles this girthy since the dot com crash. One in 2016 that recovered before the end of the month and of course a couple in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 16:58:04 No.12170090 File: 74 KB, 559x864, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 >>12169989 >>12170043 Gary Johnson faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:00:18 No.12170122 >>12170063 i dont doubt that the tradewar has left us more unstable tho i REALLY doubt theyll let him shutdown the govt rn all im sayin is that the FED is what matters as we can see from today

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:00:27 No.12170125 File: 139 KB, 698x852, 1540155058965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169989 You are ok sorry

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:00:32 No.12170127
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>>12170086
quants are being fudged right now
these last few months NOTHING that has a statistically chance of happening has happened.

The market am ACTIVELY HUNTING QUANT TRADING
unfortunately every quant expecting pic related to repeat
that means there will be no December recovery!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:01:07 No.12170132 >>12170090 literally hitler

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:01:20 No.12170137 File: 38 KB, 661x726, micron_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170074 Really? I want a refund.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:01:58 No.12170147 >>12169796 DUDE TLRY LMAO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:02:04 No.12170150 >>12170024 eral reserve >>12169999 chegged apparently that was the right idea

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:02:23 No.12170154 >>12170063 I don't like Orange man because >weak on environmental policy >banned bump stocks >hasn't nuked Russia or Saudi Arabia >hasn't stopped the gays >fucking weak on environmental policy >bad economic policy But on the good side, >lmao niggers

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:02:43 No.12170161

You guys think the federal gov has been stocking up on gold to link the dollar to bullion in the event of rapid inflation? Would this be a viable short term solution to prevent runaway stagflation, or do we need a steady decline in the dollar to battle the overwhelming debt? How will the rest of the world react if this happens?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:02:50 No.12170162
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>>12169971
technocratic theocracy is the only option

unless we make mars into an industrial planet, so earth is service industry/habitat only

>>12169888
>almost no bureaucracy
disgusting

>>12169989
not bad

>>12170043
surprising bottom two

>>12170090
protectionism
why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:02:54 No.12170163 Why do retarded people capitalize the Fed as "FED"? Is that how they do it on the gold forums?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:03:07 No.12170169 >>12170127 >The market am ACTIVELY HUNTING QUANT TRADING and thats a GOOD thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:03:34 No.12170174 >>12170161 where can i learn about these economics. i have a basic understanding from high school econ

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:04:29 No.12170183

>>12170163
personally i use it to differentiate between the federal reserve bank (FED), and federal agents (fed). not that they come up too often right next to one another that often, but i personally talk about both of those quite frequently. i suppose its just habit desu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:05:51 No.12170200 >>12170174 Trade options for a year like an idiot, lose everything, then read a fucking book and get good t. me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:06:09 No.12170203 >>12170147 >DUDE TLRY LMAO Interestingly, it still set a higher low today despite the blood. I'm mildly bullish on that stock at this level.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:00 No.12170217 >>12170162 where to take this test?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:08 No.12170220

>>12170161
i cant see the FED allowing something like that which would usurp their control so much, but it ould be a decent enough idea

the interesting thing is that lots of other world powers have been doing that. russia has silver and plat, china is stacked on gold, UK has a shitton etc

seems totally possible desu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:22 No.12170221 >>12170183 I so The Fed for the reserve and The Feds for the federales.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:38 No.12170226 File: 45 KB, 447x549, economics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:45 No.12170227 >>12170162 Bureaucracy is but a corruption on the AGI of the free markets.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:51 No.12170228 File: 271 KB, 1137x957, 44637431 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170163 personally not capitalize fed because its like the difference between big "G" god and little g its giving them too much thematic power

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:07:56 No.12170230 >>12170217 >>12169888

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:08:10 No.12170232 >>12170221 yea i mean ill know what you mean like i said, its just habit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:09:30 No.12170242 do I keep buying the dips or what? if i dont need the money in 15 years i just buy and dont care if we keep going down right? ETFs will moon once this dumb fake recession is over

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:09:49 No.12170246 >>12170226 >austrian school basd

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:09:50 No.12170247
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>>12169888
yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-;

>>12170169
no it not <_<
quants are like the yin to HFT's yang
with out them there no balance to market

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:12:01 No.12170270 File: 50 KB, 1147x587, xx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Facebook scandals keep coming

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:12:16 No.12170274 >>12170247 >yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-; Don't be a pussy, Hildawg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:12:26 No.12170275 File: 517 KB, 1820x942, TLRY1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170203 I like this chart is neat from a TA point of view. Not too often you get to see a stock rub up against a trend line like that for two weeks straight.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:13:18 No.12170281

>>12170247
i mean no matter what, the complete takeover of the market by computerized trading was a mistake. sure they smooth trends out, but they extend us far more than we should have been, and when they fuck up and all panic sell, they do it faster than ANYONE could

>with out them there no balance to market
id argue its not really balanced in the first place
more like rigged

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:14:20 No.12170286 >>12170247 >yeah me of not gonna label self for you to file away like a good little girl -_-; also this desu fuck datamining shit like that even if it IS kinda fun

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:14:30 No.12170287 >>12169943 go to bed comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:15:09 No.12170294 goldmoney stock opinions?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:15:24 No.12170296 who /completely sidelined and was all cash today/ here

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:15:51 No.12170299 >>12170275 chart literally looks exactly like bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:16:59 No.12170308 File: 523 KB, 1242x2688, 74F802FA-05E5-444A-ACCE-F65529A94797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 Am i hi iq?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:17:58 No.12170311 >>12170308 Bureaucracy is just filth.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:17:58 No.12170313 File: 83 KB, 575x752, 2018_12_19_14_16_45_Results_Economics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170308 >globalist statist Nope. You should be a lolbertarian with nationalist tendencies to be high IQ

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:18:11 No.12170316 >>12170308 very based, yes >>12170287 REEEEEE NO, CONSUMERISM BAD DEEP ECOLOGY GOOD

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:19:06 No.12170324

>>12170275
i mean if were headed into a recession, and recreational weed is coming down the pike eventually...

its certainly possible that such a thing could take the fuck off

the thing i dont like though is where those volume peaks are. looks like it could be distribution. the time to buy might not be now. plus a high debt corporation thats JUST starting out might not do so well in the next few quarters if rates keep rising

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:19:13 No.12170326 >>12170308 Wait I just saw you are very high commercial No you are a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:20:09 No.12170336 >>12170296 since september desu

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:20:22 No.12170338
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some tripfags test results might be interesting

perhaps big____guy will prove his worth yet again?

>>12170163
because its the FEDeral reserve
there is no confusing it with something else
>feds (plural) implies the justice system (FBI)
>fed (singular) implies the federal reserve

>>12170226
expected worse tbqh

gommie's will be funny

>>12170227
economy should be fast and unrestrictive (just like the administration), but red tape is how you spot corruption

and besides, no paper trail means no way to learn from past mistakes

>>12170247
3edgy5me

>>12170308
ehhhhh, depends on how you answered a few of those questions....

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:20:57 No.12170345 File: 26 KB, 367x411, 1522201355669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck my dudes, my Facebook stack is down over 20% now Have been cost averaging down since July and now I have 20k invested

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:22:16 No.12170358 File: 961 KB, 1416x1019, rkg foot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170286 >>12170247 it is true that everything you post on here is archived for everyone to find

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:22:22 No.12170360 >>12170311 You gotta be retarded to be against progressive tax >>12170313 >statist Mathlet detected

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:23:05 No.12170365 >>12170338 I think comfy usually scores INFP like an autistic monster

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:23:14 No.12170367 >>12170360 im against all taxes, replace states with corporations.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:23:33 No.12170369 >>12170345 hmmm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:23:50 No.12170370 >>12170326 Aw fuck you’re actually right

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:24:58 No.12170379 >>12170338 >expected worse tbqh why is that, do you think I'm a brainlet I've scored INTP on every Meyers-Briggs test I've taken since I was 12, btw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:25:18 No.12170382 >>12170338 anything backed by government monopoly of force a d coercion (ie. red tape) is ripe for corruption and birthing comparative/differential advantages, its just toxic information in the process

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:25:41 No.12170384 >>12170369 Are you invested as well? I could use emotional support

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:25:55 No.12170387 >>12169989 Patrician

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:26:01 No.12170389 >>12170338 I get ENTP on that thing. That's probably how Pendulum has my dick pics saved on his PC.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:26:34 No.12170393 >>12170384 ha no

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:27:30 No.12170397

>>12170281
stop being so sour grapes and nieve! trading has always been "rigged" HFT and Quant are just two counter disciplines of markets atm
Think of HFT as the dark side and Quant as light side or some other thing like that
they balance each other out because they prey on eachother
flash crashes are more or less a thing of the past

people unfairly hate on HFT when they provide alot of liquidity
quant strategies actually remove liquidity

what you are hating on is reactionary sentiment algos, which are whats probably doing the most streching of market anus atm

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:27:53 No.12170400

>>12170345
ohnononononono

>>12170358
everything you post anywhere is
the NSA doesnt watch things. they record it and play it back. if you have a file on you they DEFINITELY amass all these little tests for your file.

as for cuckchan, yes, hiro sells all of our data to the highest bidder. hence why i literally NEVER post on this site (since '14 at least) w out being behind broxy.
ad revs on this site arent anywhere NEAR enough to cover cost of operations. so hiro did what hes always done (look at what happened when he owned 2ch). sells EVERYONES data

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:29:10 No.12170406 >>12170397 >stop being so sour grapes im not senpai chill i AM saying that i think the automated nature of trading nowadays has made us valued FAR above what we actually should be though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:29:18 No.12170407 File: 1.05 MB, 1439x1228, FBI cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I might start buying semiconductor stocks that offer a dividend That means no MU, sorry kid

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:32:41 No.12170442 >>12170407 fedkot

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:33:04 No.12170445 >>12170407 Goldman Sachs told me Lam Research is good

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:33:17 No.12170447 Facebook will be a trillion dollar company in a few years

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:33:50 No.12170452 Hey guys what is the best cheapies right now? got $10k to invest

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:34:27 No.12170463 >>12170447 personally i think that FB is going to have to get regulated heavily sometime before next election. i think this will severely cut into their bottom line tho. i also think thats why zuck has been selling like a madman all year

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:35:52 No.12170477 >>12170463 fb should grow on rising asian users and the new wave of ad revenue that comes from ads you dont realize are ads. ads from your own friends and family and you never second guess

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:37:14 No.12170489 >>12170308 Very low IQ.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:37:27 No.12170494 Merry Fucking Christmas you filthy animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:37:47 No.12170497 File: 59 KB, 513x515, lmaodl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170445 Look I made a custom ETF based on div yield! Lam is in the middle

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:40:38 No.12170521

>>12170324

Oh, pardon, I didn't mean it's a good entry right now. Or, not for my trading style anyway. I just thought the strict adherence to the trendline was an interesting sighting. Tilray is pretty overvalued for what it is (still). Canadian company too, which I don't care for. There are better dudes weed to chuck money at than Tilray. A few of the US companies have better revenue already at a fraction the market cap.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:41:32 No.12170534 File: 373 KB, 1242x2688, 7BF7A6D1-AC83-466A-B5EA-5CDF4E1AA96B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170338 Hmm thought I was INTJ

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:42:05 No.12170541 File: 63 KB, 585x487, afs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170497 changed into the retard version to force NVDA higher this is my new buy list

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:48:21 No.12170614 File: 75 KB, 893x603, meyers-briggs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170338

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:49:15 No.12170628 recession Q1 2019, how do I prepare?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:49:31 No.12170632 File: 373 KB, 1163x1828, AC0753B8-8276-4BB1-84A5-D7DC19DC78FB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:50:48 No.12170643 File: 852 KB, 500x500, 54325432821.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop feeding the data miner

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:52:54 No.12170673 >>12170643 Idiots let themselves be bought and sold. Now how will you make money off of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:53:12 No.12170681 File: 347 KB, 628x719, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170628 Buy Depends and lots of alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:53:31 No.12170685 >>12170643 >>12170673 The delusional paranoia is showing

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:56:00 No.12170710

>>12170521
still waiting for whoever decides to focus on industrial hemp as a plastic alternative. THATS where the moneys at. especially if the fug huge inflation im expecting hits. oil will soar and so many things use plastic. it was never a factor when weed farming was illegal, but NOW it has the potential to be a very disruptive technology for the oil guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:57:35 No.12170727 Is Citigroup worth buying or should I just stick with JPM?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 17:58:49 No.12170740 >>12170727 my disappointment in Citi is immeasurable Go with JPM and BAC

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:00:44 No.12170761 >>12170727 Avoid that dumpster fire. I'd buy WFC, BAC, BK instead. JPM should be solid but WFC, BAC, BK should outperform.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:00:57 No.12170765 File: 752 KB, 2048x2048, weed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170710 >>12170521 forgot bic >>12170628 it not happening that soon imo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:01:22 No.12170767 >>12170685 What's delusional about that? Collecting and selling data is a very profitable industry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:01:32 No.12170768 Futures already red. I hope you guys bought some gold. I am 50% gold right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:02:05 No.12170776 File: 30 KB, 346x300, im confus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170477 missed this can you elaborate on this a little? are they gonna pretend to be your family members or something? im confus

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:02:46 No.12170789
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>>12169888
What an awful test. Most of the questions are vague and equivocate to other ones already asked, and almost none of the questions have any relation to established economic theories. It reads like it was written by some kind of ancap ideologue high schooler.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:02:53 No.12170790 >>12170740 >>12170761 Based, thanks! What about a T vs VZ match up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:03:06 No.12170794 >>12170768 look up what happens to gold in market crashes m8 its usually not that pretty dollar spike will crush it buy gold at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:03:49 No.12170803 >>12170768 >Futures already red As always, check back in four hours. Futures settle out around 10pm EST or thereabouts. Early numbers are often just a continuation of the day's sentiment.

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:05:15 No.12170828 Made the easiest +20% of my life on spy spreads this afternoon. Based Powell giving me Christmas a little bit early.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:06:31 No.12170839
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>>12170776
the majority of users 'like' pages and these pages I believe are sending subconscious advertisements
Twitter is the most recent example. Why is their ad revenue growing so massively? People use adblock, so what could the ads be. its their friends, so yes, its like a brainwashing

>>12170790
I hate T with a passion. Not only is the stock WAY overcrowded with small specs but they Personally removed Lucky Star from crunchyroll, and I will never buy their stock because of this

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:07:49 No.12170849 >>12170839 Randall does coke. And I don‘t mean the comfy beverage kind. Short AT&T to the dirt.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:08:01 No.12170851 >>12170828 >tfw made 3000% on SPY spreads today just take my word for it, it definitely happened, even though I won't post any actual proof of it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:09:55 No.12170875 >>12170790 Verizon is the better company because AT&T has a lot more TV and media-related exposure, but AT&T has high implied volatility, so you can sell spreads at better prices.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:10:10 No.12170876
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>>12170839
how do private twtr. accs contribute to this? i use one for news and articles, i use both likes and rts as just a personal bookmark and order of importance notification for meself.

guess they still profile and match it to others.. too bad.
id probably use a layer on top of twtr that allowed to do thus without twtr account.

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:10:15 No.12170878 >>12170851 Go back to your wagielab biomemeboi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:10:46 No.12170886 >>12170839 Investing in anime is based and cutepilled >>12170851 stop being insufferable

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:11:23 No.12170890 File: 993 KB, 250x250, 39d655873766a9c994d52a7d25d8998feddecb146052b08da709c542e90535e5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170851 lel why is everyone so mad at you anyways pen? it cant just be the yaoispam, can it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:12:27 No.12170899 >>12170876 I dont know how theyre doing it, Its a theory that facebook and twitter and google have come up with a way to send advertisements subconsciously without posting them Being the new technological era it seems its the next step

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:12:45 No.12170901 >>12170890 have you SEEN that man‘s portfolio? You‘d get better returns lighting your wallet on fire.

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:13:10 No.12170904
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>>12170890
I think it's because people think I'm smug and arrogant
I don't claim to be a better investor than anyone else here, I'm not sure where people got that impression
I'm stating my opinions, like everyone else here

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:14:03 No.12170907 File: 381 KB, 1999x1156, IMG_20181219_095535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170899 do you any links for me to read?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:15:22 No.12170919 >>12170907 lol no, this is from my personnel stock research

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:16:07 No.12170921 >>12170904 You're incredibly smug and arrogant lmao You'll get better after you fail and GALT plunges into the center of the earth

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:16:07 No.12170922 File: 36 KB, 645x773, 1535510004097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170919

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:17:24 No.12170932 >>12170921 I'm not smug and arrogant, though How exactly did you form that impression Is it because I've been making fun of people who freak out over short term price action

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:18:25 No.12170939

>>12170904
>I'm stating my opinions, like everyone else here
they always think the same of me desu
i just like arguing really
no matter if im sure or unsure of what im saying, im saying it to get a response from someone else. i like hearing what others have to say and have them challenge my opinion

i mean im well aware of my standing in the world. no higher education, and absolutely no background in finance. thats why im here though. i like talking about this stuff and dont know anyone irl to do it w

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:21:05 No.12170962 File: 2.34 MB, 800x450, 1522230183868.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170886 Does investing in anime vidyas also count as cutepilled as well? [let'sSaySpoilerWorks]because it didn't really pay off, so far [/let'sSaySpoilerWorks]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:21:47 No.12170969 >>12170932 It's cause ur a self absorbed gay fag lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:22:49 No.12170975 >>12170962 w-what game is that anon??

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:22:50 No.12170977 How do I profit from civil wars there's going to be one in America sooner or later

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:23:42 No.12170983 File: 2.08 MB, 1212x540, It's canon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170977 kneepads

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:25:36 No.12171000

>>12170962
>[let'sSaySpoilerWorks]
why on earth cant we do spoilers anyways? literally every other imageboard has them, and even other boards on HERE do (or did) **not to mention they have way better shortcuts for such formatting**

i mean really, its so much more **fun** to be able to format your post

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:25:38 No.12171001
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>>12170922
lol sorry
but I want you and the public to think
Why is the ad revenue increasing so rapidly these past few years, faster than the user growth?As well as ad blocking increasing year after year, It must be something psychological

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:25:58 No.12171002
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>>12170365
na he got something more plebian tier i thought

all i know is it wasnt INTP master race (but LCI guy is)

>>12170379
>>12170534
thats what I thought

>>12170389
could be, with all the songs by hootie (of hootie and the blowfish fame)
you really shouldnt have sent me that dic pic on an image board, so many people were lurking and saved it

also you really shouldnt send anyone dic pics in the first place

>>12170382
you need a standard if you wish to hold everyone to a standard

red tape can be used to bleed corruption out of the bureaucracy just as it can be used to grow corruption

having no record of it whatsoever is how true festering embedded corruption can grow and strengthen

as long as governments exist (sovereign entities with sole monopoly of force in a given area) a bureaucracy must be maintained to keep it in check (but the bureaucracy must never be above suspicion)

>>12170932
>NSFW unironic gay posting in every thread
>holier than though attitude from investing in meme biotechs
>arrogance oozing from every post that even remotely criticizes
hmmm

>>12170643
knowledge is power
t. statistician

its only a problem if you tripfag religiously every single day/thread

or do people really post enough info to get doxxed on an anonymous image board?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:27:00 No.12171010 >>12171001 >Why is the ad revenue increasing so rapidly these past few years botnets are getting more effective or maybe its the fact that people have been trained more thorougly, so they accept such programming more effectively idk desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:28:03 No.12171019 >>12171002 >NSFW unironic gay posting in every thread honestly never seen pen post anything NSFW tho i havent been around in a bit i agree he should get some new pics tho

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:28:03 No.12171020 >>12171010 no no, Ad revenue should dimiss the idea of fake users, it would show up in the twitter balanjce sheets

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:28:03 No.12171021
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>>12170939
Same here, I'm absolutely clueless when it comes to finance
I'm a few years into an undergraduate Neuro major, which is why I gravitate to biotech stocks
I understand them better than other areas, but I know I still have a lot to learn about them

>>12171002
>NSFW unironic gay posting
if the gay content was NSFW, I would have been banned for it

>holier than thou attitude
>arrogance oozing from every post
that may be the outward impression you formed, but it isn't indicative of my inner state of mind

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:28:20 No.12171025 File: 1.86 MB, 442x520, Alt Nia 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12170975 Surely you didn't miss on Xenoblade 2, anon? Right? RIGHT?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:28:34 No.12171028
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Went heavy into TQQQ at the close. Who else is ready for the promised and inevitable Santa Rally? With the cringey financial media hysterically declaring doom I've never been so sure about a broad market rally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:30:18 No.12171054 >>12171021 VIRGINIA

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:32:11 No.12171065
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>>12170447
nah, you have already seen FB's all time high

its only sideways/down from here

their only advantage is size of userbase, and they have been pissing away that advantage all year, with no signs of slowing down

>>12171019
close enough, and the main point is that he is now tripfag, no need for same pics to act as an avatar-placeholder once you have name (and a tripfagged ID at that)

>>12171021
thats not bad, but the gas ass pics is fireable offence-tier usually

>>that may be the outward impression you formed, but it isn't indicative of my inner state of mind
then you need to learn how to convey your thoughts in a way that is less shit

>>12171028
you mean selling so that people can reap realized losses for the year?
>i hope you people are preparing for the inevitable bottom that will occure on DEC 31/ JAN 1, like it does EVERY SINGLE YEAR

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:33:24 No.12171078 >>12171002 I'M TELLING YOU, I'M SURE COMFY WOULD SAY HE IS INFP ON THE TEST! It sure is a shame he isn't using a trip, but he WOULD SAY THAT FOR SURE >>12171025 n-no, I'm definitely not buying it today! I-I must find nude mods asap

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:33:41 No.12171080 >>12171025 oh yea and webms WITH SOUND AND mp4s too dont get why this site got left behind when its the biggest one. it wouldnt be hard to implement at all ive heard it sai that it could be some sort of copyright issue but that sounds retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:34:06 No.12171087 >>12171025 didn't that crap only release on some meme nintenduh console

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:34:41 No.12171093 >>12171002 > >or do people really post enough info to get doxxed on an anonymous image board? /fit/ doxed a pedo triofag years ago he killled himself lol

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:34:48 No.12171094

>>12171065
>close enough, and the main point is that he is now tripfag, no need for same pics to act as an avatar-placeholder once you have name (and a tripfagged ID at that)
fair enough

i just dont hate any of you guys really so it confuses me i guess

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:36:47 No.12171110 File: 11 KB, 404x399, a8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:37:21 No.12171121 >>12171028 >multiple ear piercings NO

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:37:23 No.12171122
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:37:34 No.12171126 File: 93 KB, 768x768, yxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And a quick shoutout to Guts cough I mean Calculated gamble Im sorry it turned out like this

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:37:34 No.12171127

Well looks like GE investors have reason to be happy now:

GE healthcare will be spun off, it's official now

Ge Digital is gonna be spun off

BHGE is next.

GE Transportation is waiting for deal to close

Your gonna be getting shares in all four for next to nothing; plus you got GE itself.

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:38:19 No.12171140

>>12171028
Retail is extremely pessimistic as well

>>12171065
>then you need to learn how to convey your thoughts in a way that is less shit

most of the posts I've made on here have been in jest
it's all ultimately banter and being deliberately antagonistic because we're on 4chan

>gas ass pics is fireable offence-tier usually
so are female asses, which plenty of people post on /biz/ anyways

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:38:19 No.12171141
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>>12171087
Well, considering Basedny's new censorship policies to make sure their 12yo userbase wouldn't be shocked at the sight of covered anime tits, it sure can't be a SnoyStation release.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:42:03 No.12171175 File: 53 KB, 780x439, zuck'd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171110 It's kind of xd.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:42:05 No.12171177

>>12171020
speaking of subverting ad revenue
try this shit on for size
youll dig this for sure nikkei
https://ghostbin.com/paste/7zzq2
if you use firefox as your browser, pop that shit in tamper monkey in a blank file, then save it and enable it. anytime you load up youtube, itll script out all of the analytics, cut out all the bloat, and rip the videos immediately into webm format (which you can save and backup if you want to) similar to how hooktube used to work. super useful. the random video button is really fun too. its like a channers version of youtube.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:43:34 No.12171195 >>12171177 >>12171020 its also extremely antisemitic and anime themed, so i know youll enjoy it

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:45:15 No.12171207
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>>12171078
okok i get it

sure hope movie night isnt some meme shit this weekend, even if it is a repeat (big short, big lebowski, american psycho?)

>>12171093
4chin has doxed thousands, probably hundreds of thousands over the years

personal favorite is /int/ doxing and helping to convict a legitimate terrorist ISIS supporter from Jersey (hes in prison now, will be for years, kek)

>there are people in this very thread who dont know who Boxxy is
>there are people who dont know that jessie slaughter's dad calling the cyber police
whew lads

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:45:59 No.12171211 File: 154 KB, 600x826, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171175

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:46:12 No.12171212 >>12171175 zauck aint worried about his stock price desu hes already mostly out at this point anyways id assume. hes been selling daily like all year, and heavily for like 4 years

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:46:17 No.12171214
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>>12171094
negative reinforcement can bring about positive change too
also hate implies a personal investment

>>12171140
>>so are female asses, which plenty of people post on /biz/ anyways
so making the problem bigger is a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:47:15 No.12171224 >>12171207 >sure hope movie night isnt some meme shit this weekend were literally watching die hard its gonna be the best >>12171214 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:47:55 No.12171229 >>12171127 so instead of owning 1 shit stock I get 4 worthless stocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:48:34 No.12171234 >>12171177 >>12171195 I have no idea what to do with this code lol Did you forget Im perma-boomer dont make me click that monkey shit again the nico poster forced me to download

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:48:55 No.12171238 >the absolute state of the economy Burst when?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:52:54 No.12171273

>>12170345
>cost averaging down on a company that clearly refuses to come clean on the extent to which they abused user data
Theres probably enough stories about how Facebook has been selling data to foriegn company X and abusing private user data to keep the shit trending downward for years to come. Why would you even bother cost averaging down? It seems smarter to at least wait for Zuck to stop lying and lay everything out on the table than to just keep throwing money into the fire.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:54:05 No.12171282

>>12171238
Wtf do you think we've been doing since october? We have circuit breakers and shit so don't expect a sudden plunge like days of old. But the slow unraveling already started. Open up, close down. Classic bear market behavior. Some stocks already in bear mkt. You wait, major indices will enter bear territory in due time. Then we get the econ data along with it. Fed raised rates again (lol!) it's over, roll credits. Hope you're in cash.
Maybe a scalp opp coming up next week looking at the break below the BB on SPX daily. But long term holds? They don't exist here

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:54:11 No.12171283 File: 350 KB, 788x558, 1535158522448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171238 the market is late cycle as it is even if there isn't a crash immediately, I think it is reasonable to expect a bear market in a year or two

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:54:28 No.12171288
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>>12171234
no dude its so ez
>click on tampermonkey and click "create a new script"
>then go to that ghost link
>then rightclick on ghostbin and go select all. >then ctrl+c from ghostbin
>and ctrl+v in the empty script
>then click save
its just that EZ

believe me senpai its worth it
youll dig the shit out of it
you can bypass all kinds of regional locks and shit and you can even watch and backup videos that have been flagged. plus no comments section so no niggers and the whole thing runs incredibly fast compared to standard youtube with all the bloat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:56:10 No.12171299 >>12171234 fug i was even able to watch and download vids when youtubes servers were DOWN that one time a couple months ago so kewl and the lain theme is comfy desu

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 18:58:15 No.12171314
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>>12171288
nigger now my youtube is disabled from my computer Im not even joking
I dont know where this ghost link is
I noticed the infinity chan watermark, Im I getting honeypotted?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:00:03 No.12171327
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>>12171283
Half the S&P 500 is already in a bear market. Thats why its not a bad idea to start dollar cost averaging in right now.

It's not gonna go down much farther. Powell's meeting today was actually good news overall. People just wouldn't know it because they are freaking out over other people freaking out and not knowing why.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:00:59 No.12171337 >>12171288 >>12171299 nice dubs but do you really think anyone is going to install your botnet script?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:03:11 No.12171357
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>>12171314
you use firefox right?
also make sure when you paste that in that you delet this stuff in picrel

if it doesnt work for you just disable it and delte it if you want

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:04:36 No.12171376 >>12171337 >1337 get ive been using this shit for like 6 months senpai its fucking fine just turn off the update option in the dashboard also >muh botnet you DO realize were talking about youtube, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:04:52 No.12171383 >>12171357 im over 20 shots in Im less brain than a nigger right now I literally cant just describe in detail what I missed out on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:05:56 No.12171391 >>12171288 >>12171357 This would be great without the anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:08:55 No.12171416 File: 49 KB, 1168x617, lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171383 did you turn off the update function? picrel >>12171391 >not liking lain dude if theres ANY good animu its that one desu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:09:17 No.12171421 >>12171299 >kewl I'm listening

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:10:41 No.12171430 >>12171421 the answers are all before you anon you can do it i beleve in you now pls stop linking directly to it and help me slide this down a bit dont wanna get muh boxy banned now that i got a good one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:12:18 No.12171449 >>12171416 I don't mind anime in general, but I don't like it for themes. Thanks for the link though, I like the sentiment behind the project.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:13:10 No.12171458 >>12171430 Nah I can do that stuff already. I would like to know if theres any funny shit in it, out of curiosity. But the chances of someone actually tech savvy on biz....

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:13:21 No.12171461 File: 1.88 MB, 300x277, 02d5ec991cc3e5654dbe74b20e5e3206ed081b87891dda9ec129ea3f5f2401a5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pictures

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:14:53 No.12171472
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>>12171458
some badgoy over at the lain channel made it
i suppose that prolly doesnt make it any better in terms of trust, but if anything its less of a botnet than vanilla lol

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:15:40 No.12171481 File: 701 KB, 1179x912, 1434999129595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys what happens to /tqqq/ if the market drops 33%

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:15:55 No.12171482 File: 113 KB, 503x328, 3 out of 10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171458 also have a look through the stuff yourself if you want to. he left some pretty funny notes in there

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:16:11 No.12171484
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>>12169796
I have $100 and no trading experience whatsoever, I don't even know what website or app to use for that sort of thing, how do I into the stock market or cryptocurrency my niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:17:22 No.12171495 >>12171481 You buy tqqq cheapies with the money you pulled out of the market last week.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:17:30 No.12171498
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>>12171481
liquidation of the ETF itself and anyone holding it

>>12171484
save up money and then try to learn while you wait. this is a bad time to step in imo
shit is hitting the fan

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:18:11 No.12171502 >>12171484 read the OP, my guy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:18:41 No.12171512 golden bullrun begins tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:18:57 No.12171515 File: 11 KB, 239x211, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171495 but what happens if it drops more than 33%? can TQQQ go under and be worth nothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:19:04 No.12171517 File: 2.98 MB, 600x512, 0e0ad64e74315af09288faa4c44f2657379038a032133f315285792d49886d82.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:19:45 No.12171524 File: 176 KB, 1000x559, In Trouble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171498 how is it a bad time >>12171502 wow look all the info I need is in the OP, Im a nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:20:06 No.12171527 >>12171515 yes im not kdding the ETF will be liqD ask the dudes who were holding the leveraged inverse VIX ETFs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:22:00 No.12171544 File: 1.97 MB, 500x281, 5ratsu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171524 >how is it a bad time listen to the FOMC shit that happened today if you dont understand it, i would abstain from trading this market till you do

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:27:18 No.12171579
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>>12171544
You're right, I don't understand a fucking thing from the announcement but correct me if I'm wrong (I most likely will be) but is the Federal Reserve attempting to manipulate the economy?? IS that sort of thing allowed or does it happen all the time?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:29:24 No.12171596

>>12171527
Its mathematically impossible now

>>12171544
Im really failing to see the problem with what powell said
he took off a took off a hike, but the news was saying "oh well he isnt reducing the balance sheet so therefore its like he never reduced the hike"
but the balance sheet is literally irrelevant. is there something I missed? earnings certainly arent slowing, retail sales isnt slowing
is this a fucking fake breakdown???

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:29:56 No.12171601

did it work nikkei?
if you cant get it to work now cuz ur too drunk just save it in a notepad file and try tomorrow. link expires in like 30

>>12171579
>is the Federal Reserve attempting to manipulate the economy?
wew
yea you should definitely stay out for now senpai

the federal reserves literal existence is to do just that

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:34:50 No.12171638

>>12171596
Ever tried to calm someone who was panicking? They key on certain words and ignore 98% of what is being said.

Today was overall good news. But Powell didn't say it in a reassuring way and it wasn't all good. So therefore, sell.

I think the market could have sold off a lot more but didn't. I'd bet its starting to dawn on people that we oversold and the general state of things isn't so bad.

But be prepared to be bashed. Afterall, no one likes an optimist when the prevailing sentiment is so cynical.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:35:57 No.12171647 >>12171596 How is the balance sheet reduction irrelevant?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:36:56 No.12171656
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You've been getting high on cheap credit for years, America. But don't worry, daddy Powell is here to help wean you off of it. The withdrawals are going to hurt a lot, but you'll be healthier without it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:37:47 No.12171661 >>12171327 >It's not gonna go down much farther. Oh, child.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:37:58 No.12171662 based powell sending FAZ ttm

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:38:31 No.12171668

>>12171579
In a nutshell they feel like they don't need to hold the us economy hands anymore to stimulate growth by having the interest rate low. so they increase the rate. But since wallstreet and the rest of the US are babies they're going to freak out and dump the SP to 1800 and Dow jones to 16-14k.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:38:57 No.12171672

>>12171596
im more worried about how bent out of shape the yield curve is than anything. this last hike shouldve normalized it if anything, but it did the opposite and now its about to flip. it seems like a lot of bigboys had placed bets for a different scenario, and are re-organizing their shit. thats why i think it reacted so negatively today.

one would think that continuing the hikes would be bullish as it implies that the FED thinks were still cool for another one. if he DIDNT hike it, that would mean were fukt imo, but like i was sayin on sunday, i think were in a position where no matter WHAT powpow does at this point, were likely in for some rough waters. so hes likely raising rates while he can so that he has some firepower and can actually drop the rates from a decent height. they DEFINITELY dont wanna push em negative in a SHTF scenario

>>12171656
this
we had to do it
if anything the goys doing the right thing. something that shouldve happened YEARS ago when things were running stronger

>>12171638
>Ever tried to calm someone who was panicking? They key on certain words and ignore 98% of what is being said.
pretty much this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:39:02 No.12171673 >>12171647 its being reduced 4% by 2020, thats NOTHING there was never a reason to reduce it

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:39:56 No.12171678
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What are your thoughts on a so-called Santa Rally into year end? It seems every key technical support held, there was the usual FOMC volatility, and every pundit I have seen today is freaking out over an imminent recession and a “1,000 drop in the DOW tomorrow”. My contrarian inside of me is saying this is bullish if tomorrow and Friday prevail now that the uncertainty of the meeting is behind us and the next financials come out in Q1. Moreover, I’m sure many executives want their year-end bonus so buybacks from the corporations could be another factor just to boost prices

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:40:30 No.12171685 >>12171515 It can, but if we approach that point then we're going to be in something even worse than the great depression. I'd be more worried about an impending class war rather than the state of the stock market if that happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:41:24 No.12171693 >>12171662 fuck the large banks anyways desu besides its not like powpow is gonna shoot his own dogs. right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:41:38 No.12171697 >>12171601 no I didnt even try Its not possible

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:44:21 No.12171719 >>12171656 thank u daddy powell for paying my bills today, spy $200 EoY

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:45:43 No.12171729
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>>12171678
i dont see why we would get a santa claus rally at this point. i dont know WHY anyone would jump in until the holidays are over. just chill until next year

>>12171697
>filename related

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:46:53 No.12171738 YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT'S GONNA BE A GREEN DAY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:48:19 No.12171747 File: 59 KB, 457x234, E7AB31F0-0A48-48E3-9E01-5C85B2FD7199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 These low key attempts to push communism are starting to annoy me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:48:40 No.12171750 File: 35 KB, 646x700, 1515908419953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gap up tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:48:44 No.12171751 File: 808 KB, 1439x2692, Screenshot_20181219-194758_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 Yes I was listen to a meme song

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:48:51 No.12171753 Hope it crashes tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:52:44 No.12171799 >>12171753 I hope it gapes up tomorrow so I can get some puts before the crash.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:54:23 No.12171816 How come nobody here posts their fills? you're all liars and poor

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:55:17 No.12171825 File: 56 KB, 504x684, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 Am I gay now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:55:57 No.12171834 >>12171753 when it tanks the boomers will lose it they dont wanna believe its happening

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:59:20 No.12171864 i hope the housing market crashes soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 19:59:41 No.12171871 >>12171678 What do you mean every technical support held? We broke new 52 week lows.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:00:14 No.12171877 >>12171685 Picture that pluss the 2020 election rolled up into one giant ball of fun for us all!

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:00:46 No.12171884 File: 92 KB, 505x584, freakonomics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:01:57 No.12171892 Guys how does a noob get into inverse etfs, spxs, vix? I wanna buy the shit that does well in recessions

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:04:17 No.12171921 I want Nike to beat tomorrow just to annoy the boomers.

weed update Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:05:11 No.12171930
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So, a news release from AB InBev (aka Budweiser) came out this afternoon and was promptly overlooked amidst the fed shit. It seems AB InBev is hooking up with Tilray to conduct studies for potential weed drinks. The deal itself isn't big in terms of cash exchange but it is a signal that more big alcohol is coming in to the weed sector in near future. Tilray shot up 15% in after hours on this news. If Tilray punches in to mid 80's tomorrow and holds the gain, that's a buy signal for me. Current AH price is right on the descending trend line so it hasn't broken out yet.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/budweiser-maker-ab-inbev-forges-cannabis-beverage-research-partnership-with-tilray-1.1186069

>>12171753

It's not going to happen immediately if a crash is in the cards. There is always a fight before the big plunge. I expect some retracement of today's sell off for Thursday and Friday. If things are going to get really nasty I'll bet it will be January.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:05:18 No.12171931 >>12171871 There seems to a hold at the February low, SPX goes down to a September hickup, plus bullish divergence with the PPO and Wilder’s RSI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:07:49 No.12171958 >>12171834 >they dont wanna believe its happening lel, my boomer dad has been praying for an economic apocalypse since the day Trump was elected. Putting all his spare cash in gold thinking that'll save him if shit really hits the fan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:09:32 No.12171969 >>12171864 You do realize the Chinese, Euros, and Americans have all been on a property shopping spree as a means to park their money just for this exact recession. right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:11:54 No.12171995 File: 729 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12171969 If the houses go underwater and loans start defaulting, everything will tumble down. Hopefully even worse than 2008

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:14:12 No.12172009 >>12171995 >big short screencap >16yr old understanding of mortgage rates >thinks mortgages taken out in the last 5 years resemble those between 2001-2006 at all What did I expect

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:14:47 No.12172014
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>>12171958
>Putting all his spare cash in gold thinking that'll save him if shit really hits the fan
why do people think gold will save them anyways?
are people literally incapable of looking at charts and historical data? do retards always just put money wherever some shill tells them to?

if we keep crashing the dollar is gonna spike like fucking crazy and this will CRUSH gold prices

tell your dad to just give YOU the money
hed obviously be better off with literally ANYONE else managing his money

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:16:00 No.12172027

>>12172009
It's just the basic concept. Calm down, sperg.

Most of the people in my area I've talked to are running paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant) on "investment properties", paying PMI because they didn't have the money to put down for a down payment, etc. It's gonna be a clusterfuck.

weed update Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:16:28 No.12172029

>>12171930

Oh shit, I see Budweiser aren't the only ones making weed news today. Altria is expected to announce tomorrow that they are investing $13 Billion in to e-cig outfit Juul.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/19/juul-altria-boards-approve-altrias-13-billion-investment-in-juul.html

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:18:44 No.12172048

>>12172027
I mean this in as nice a way as possible... Lots of people don't put 20% down for very financially sound reasons, and they pay PMI. That small fee tacked onto their mortgage means virtually nothing. It's a cost difference of eating out maybe twice a month.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:19:56 No.12172060

>>12171995
>everything will tumble down
Not really. Housing crash in 2008 was driven by subprime mortgages going to people who didnt have the means to pay for the properties outright, hence the foreclosures and the bank seizing the land.
These guys have been buying properties outright and renting to the people who caused the 2008 crisis. There wont be another housing crisis since people dont buy houses like they used to. We'd be more likely to see a homelessness crisis driven by our overlords not budging as much as they could on rent prices in the face of declincing wages.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:22:45 No.12172083

>>12172060
I agree with my fellow green, we're on the verge of a homelessness crisis.

I've had to see two families evicted this month and now they're on the streets for Christmas. The opioid epidemic and surging rents have really fucked over lower-class people in this country.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:27:23 No.12172121

>>12172048
I mean this in as nice a way as possible...try reading the first half of the post before responding.

PMI is fine if it's for a legitimate reason like the PMI rate being lower than the ROR on where you can invest that money elsewhere. That's not how it currently is.
>Most of the people in my area I've talked to are running paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant) on "investment properties"
That's not sustainable long term. People unsuitable for loans are still getting them.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:27:53 No.12172123 >some mod deleted my gay anime butt picture alright, message taken

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:28:03 No.12172127 File: 657 KB, 2000x1333, forget_real_estate_you_cant_afford_it_anyways.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172060 >people dont buy houses like they used to millennials don't buy houses at all lmao

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:28:55 No.12172134

>>12172014
Yeah, he's a self-admitted neophyte when it comes to finance / investing and he doesn't really seem interested in learning about it. Which is unfortunate since he's basically throwing money away.

I've mentioned that gold underperforms the market in almost all conditions. I've told him that he'd be better off buying indexes, particularly given that he's a longterm investor type of guy. He's stubborn as fuck and terrified of another 2008. Has it in his head now that gold is the ultimate store of value and I can't seem to shake that idea loose no matter what I say.

I already manage investments for my mom, but my dad would take it the wrong way if I offered. Just a shitty situation, and I've done about all I can do.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:28:57 No.12172135 >>12171864 Canada is in a massive housing bubble right now that's going to come crashing down soon enough

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:30:05 No.12172145 >>12172048 >That small fee tacked onto their mortgage means virtually nothing it means nothing in the age of %4.00 APY mortgages. couple more rape hikes should do the trick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:32:56 No.12172171 >>12172121 yeah, totally unsustainable. 3% / 30 yrs were just, like, insane man. >>12172145 sucks for people in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:33:12 No.12172176 File: 174 KB, 1080x1349, 1544927685018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172127 Based as fuck lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:34:38 No.12172189 >>12172176 i wAnT tO fUcK hEr BrAiNs OuT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:35:23 No.12172196 My kratom arrived just in time to dull the pain of 50% in FB.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:36:36 No.12172208 >>12172135 >Canada is in a massive housing bubble right now that's going to come crashing down soon enough It goddamn well better. I would like to own a home at some point before I'm retired.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:36:51 No.12172210 File: 45 KB, 600x467, 1516061561172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172196 >50% in FB.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:37:16 No.12172216

>>12172171
What part of "paycheck to paycheck (or tenant to tenant)" do you not understand?

>>12172060
You sound like Jim Cramer circa 2006/2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVl9SQ-KVmE
>>12172208
Supposedly Chinese are threatening to pull out of Canadian real estate due to the Huawei shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:38:32 No.12172225 File: 52 KB, 736x736, 1545022536482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172189 i know that feel

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:38:43 No.12172229

>>12172123
i mean its a bretty gay pic but who the fuck cares?
especially when its not even NSFW
these mods are fucking gayer than your yaoipics

migration quand?

>>12172134
>he's a self-admitted neophyte when it comes to finance / investing and he doesn't really seem interested in learning about it
then tell him this one simple thing:
gold goes the opposite way of the dollar.

>He's stubborn as fuck and terrified of another 2008.
show him a graph of wat happened to gold during 2008. hes gonna get fucking rekt. you buy metals at the bottom of a crash and hold for the recession. NEVER buy gold before that. it almost ALWAYS goes down like a machete on a big market crash.

if hes too stubborn to buy an index, tell him THAT, and show him the chart. if we keep crashing from here on, USD is gonna spike like fucking MAD and hell be down like 25-50% in no time. if thats not enough to scare him, idk what IS

>>12172127
>millennials don't buy houses at all lmao
*millenials CANT buy houses

no one will lend to the sorry cunts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:39:40 No.12172234 >>12172216 post your fills so I can judge which range of sub-110 IQ you inhabit.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:39:52 No.12172236
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>>12172216
>Supposedly Chinese are threatening to pull out of Canadian real estate due to the Huawei shit.

LOL! That shit right there will make a lot of Canadians very pleased. Do it! Do it do it do it!

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:40:53 No.12172245 File: 268 KB, 540x540, 1493350654002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172229 it is kind of dumb i get all the gay anime pictures I post on here from /cm/ specifically to make sure they're sfw

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:42:26 No.12172259 File: 14 KB, 328x438, areyouwinningyet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172245 what are you, fuckin' gay?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:43:46 No.12172271 >>12172259 i'm bisexual, but I am unironically attracted to men

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:46:14 No.12172284 File: 253 KB, 786x715, 1497134191340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have 100 dollars on robinhood, what should i buy tomorrow?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:46:44 No.12172288

>>12172229
>show him a graph of wat happened to gold during 2008

You know what, I'm seeing him on Friday and I'm gonna do exactly that. Even if I have to shove my phone in his face, at least I can say I tried. He really couldn't do much worse than what he's been doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:48:25 No.12172303 >>12172284 Go all in on sqqq calls that expire in January

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:48:26 No.12172304 >>12172189 who is she?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:48:37 No.12172306 >>12172225 wait a second... that's not a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:49:28 No.12172315 File: 54 KB, 350x263, 1519791480345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here /HODLingnomatterwhat/?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:49:32 No.12172318 >>12172284 unironically get yourself a nice suit will be more useful than any market decision you make

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:50:02 No.12172322 >>12172304 I dont even know, but those tiddies and them EYES.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:52:19 No.12172345 >>12172315 here i'm confident enough in the long-term viability of my stonks that i'm willing to take a loss in the short term as long as their fundamentals don't changr

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:53:14 No.12172356 >>12172134 You can't reason with a goldbug. Their belief isn't based on evidence, but faith in a narrative.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:53:41 No.12172363

>>12172216
I sound like Cramer how? Im not saying it doesnt matter if subprime mortgages blow up. Im saying there is no subprime problem on the scale we had in 2008 because people literally are not buying houses. They are completely priced out, not being given loans, and have been turning to renting. Things have actually gotten so bad in this arena that monthly rent prices and mortgage estimates are evening out. In some places, it even costs more to rent than to pay a mortgage.

You seem like you believe that youre living in a reenactment of the big short and that because the economic climate is taking a downturn that the cause must be the same. A fully retarded state of mind to have. If you want to blame loans going to bad candidates, you'd have an easier time arguing in the arena of college loans instead of housing in 2018.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:58:21 No.12172419

>>12172363
>people literally are not buying houses.
Home sales, especially in the Northeast and Midwest, are rising rapidly. They increased by 7.2% and 5.5%, respectively.

Maybe you live in the West where what you said seems to be the case, but that isn't the case in the majority of the country.

Try looking up actual statistics and reading the day's news before calling others retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:58:50 No.12172426 >>12170270 iT cANt Go ANy lOwEr

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 20:59:09 No.12172428 what cheapies should I buy?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:01:13 No.12172445

>>12172245
i just wish we had our own place where WE could deal with the moderation ourselves
VERY rarely is there anything on here that needs to be removed
and we also wouldnt have to worry about cryptofags OR their shills

>>12172288
chekkked
hopefully we just saved your dad some serious financial pain
i hate hearing about goldbugs fucking over peoples lives like this. i know a guy who got fucked because of it, and if i remember right, nikkeis pops got ruined too

>>12172306
thats prolly a girl desu
chicks do that shit all the time when theyre really average looking. they pretend to be a tarp online for attention and then fags get all faphappy over her till they realize she doesnt got a cock

>>12172315
>/HODLingnomatterwhat/
yea
cash

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:01:58 No.12172456 >>12172419 nobody can afford to live on the coasts anymore. even Denver and Boise are super fucking expensive now. the price creep is just going to keep moving in. i would legit buy property in Detroit, that shit is getting GENTRIFIED soon enough.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:04:20 No.12172479 File: 349 KB, 1550x1893, 1539975306743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172445 >>12172306 it is a girl, notice the tits

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:05:16 No.12172486 >>12172479 half the people here have tits

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:06:18 No.12172493 >>12171214 >so making the problem bigger is a good thing? see >>12172245 >>12172486 those are shaped like actual female tits, though, not moobs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:07:34 No.12172508 >>12172493 Doctors are very good at making girl tits now

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:08:33 No.12172516 >>12172225 >Sue Lightning - Shemale Pornstar Model damn i'm guessing (s)he has breast implants, because guys don't have tits shaped like that, even with gyno >>12172508 that makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:08:59 No.12172520 >>12172479 now THAT has my tarp radar goin off >>12172486 fair point

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:10:13 No.12172528 File: 368 KB, 750x1334, 1539710648641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172520

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:12:45 No.12172549 File: 106 KB, 648x597, the forgs were gay from the start.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172528 did the water make the frogs gay? or were the frogs gay from the start?

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:14:50 No.12172566

>>12172549
wherever the gay frogs came from, i'm not complaining

i bet there's a biotech company out there that would allow you to invest in hormone replacement therapy (not that I would buy a stock solely on the basis that I like traps)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:14:56 No.12172567 >>12172563 SPECIAL 249 EDITION THREAD!!

Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:17:28 No.12172584

>>12172419
Maybe you should look deeper at the numbers you're referencing and look at the entities buying those houses. Then you should get off of 4chan, take down those Big Short posters from your bedroom wall, tell yourself you'll go one night without streaming the movie on repeat before bed, and get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:20:30 No.12172610 >>12172566 if anything id say short tarps rn seems like the whole transtrender thing has died down somewhat wouldnt go long on em rn. not a good entry. already overvalued imo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:26:45 No.12172659 >>12172284 XRX puts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:33:00 No.12172711 >>12172318 A "nice" suit (+$1000 range) isn't /necessary/ unless you work in some high powered position in a major city.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:51:11 No.12172857 >>12172711 >not buying a 30% off suit at Kohls Not going to make it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 21:56:04 No.12172899 File: 150 KB, 646x700, 1540174677105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures

gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:04:13 No.12172968
File: 38 KB, 261x259, 6a470dc4579d4ba9f8fa172903d2988b803755000aee683a51f57e3b5e89c1d9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Slept through most of the market today, woke up with a 30 dollar dividend, feeling great. How's everyone been?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:11:26 No.12173019 >>12172968 Based and dividendpilled You should make a new thread, I would but I'm mobile posting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:12:08 No.12173031 File: 65 KB, 580x733, economics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 Guess I'm a fascist.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:17:26 No.12173076 File: 72 KB, 505x613, dichotomy econ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12169888 in most things it's good to have a little nuance.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:18:00 No.12173086 >>12172479 i knew a guy that looked pretty similar to that... without the long hair though...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:27:01 No.12173168 >>12173086 did u fug

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:28:20 No.12173187 >>12173086 Looks like a sexy fuckable elf.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:37:23 No.12173275

>>12172083
>>12172060
what the fuck are you guys talking about? People get into shit situations because they make shit choices! A lot of people spend their paycheck as soon as they get it.. on cars.. clothes.. booze.. new tech.. they have done this in every generation.. now that older generations are becoming homeless all of a sudden it's sad? come on now.. don't forget that the reason they are in that position is because they made very poor choices in their 20s and 30s..
>We'd be more likely to see a homelessness crisis driven by our overlords not budging as much as they could on rent prices in the face of declincing wages.
Supply and demand.
Landlords aren't going to put some loser in their house to lose money.. don't forget that a lot of times landlords have loans and bills surrounding that property... they aren't going to just put some fucking loser in there because they feel bad.. if they do then they're retarded too.. There are enough people with good paying jobs that aren't complete fuck ups that will pay the rents they charge.. i'm sure if nobody is trying to rent then yes i'm sure they will lower it.. but as long as not everyone is complete fucking losers then the rents will be high.. it's simple economics.

>in the face of declincing wages.
Wages have been going up...
Again.. this is leaning to people being complete fucking losers that think a minimum wage job is anything more than a job thats ment to be a stepping stone for teenagers to get their foot in the door.. instead you have 40+ year olds doing the bare minimum flipping burgers still spending money like retards and still complaining like they're in their 20s.

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

>>12173187
>>12173168
i'm not gay tho

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:42:59 No.12173315 >>12173275 Skitzo rant posting at 7:30 Big5? Get your life together

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:44:18 No.12173320 >>12173275 >i'm not gay tho lol ur in the wrong threda tho >>12173315 lmao tho there aint nothin wrong w a little skitzoposting imo its healthy

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed, Dec 19, 2018 22:47:50 No.12173348

>>12173315
i've honestly been so busy lately.. i feel like spending time ranting on 4chan is getting my life together.... i get so wrapped in work i forget that i still work for a reason.. and thats not to be some fucking loser crying about how unfair the system is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 23:13:17 No.12173533 >>12173348 >i feel like spending time ranting on 4chan is getting my life together.... prolly isnt but i feel ya i like spamming smg when i got the time

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed, Dec 19, 2018 23:16:05 No.12173550

>>12173533
I thought tonight was going to be a night of shit posting.. but i got some people wanting to play me some pool.. good thing i got a rant on 4chan with a bunch of random anon posters rather than irl with people that know me personally...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 19, 2018 23:20:09 No.12173579 >>12173550 lmao well im sure well be spamming the ACTUAL thread ( >>12172563 ) later when ya get back m8

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