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3D thots need to fuck right off edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>12160092

>> No.12160112
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How is this for a strong economy?

>> No.12160113

just make it st-uh-uh-uh-uhp
please

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STOP SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>All my savings in the stock market are going down
>Cannot get a good job for the life of me
>Guns are being taken away
>Illegal aliens keep coming over
>The world keeps getting gayer and gayer as progressives try to push transgenderism
>You can't speak out against this
>TFW you were born to witness the final victory of the Kike
>everyone around you acts like this is normal and great

>> No.12160125

So, from your all time peak

What’s your losses in % terms?

Im close to 45% at the moment. Five figure account.

>> No.12160124

>>12160115
DRINK BOYS

>> No.12160132

i'm laughing because the markets are going down. it's almost time to market sell the bottom lads.

>> No.12160136
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yaya picute!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPY ONLY 50 CENTS FROM YEARLY LOWWWWWWWW

WHY DID AM PICK STARTING TRADING DURING GREAT DEPRESSION

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New low!

>> No.12160147

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12160151
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>>12160092
Sit down bulls.

>> No.12160155

>>12160136
This thread is going to get delet and i will be temp banned, but i had to honor the OC

>> No.12160160

Just crater it already. Let me see that fat %15 drop

>> No.12160162
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STOP SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12160170

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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>we haven't even gotten to the almost certain rape hike tomorrow
I better buy some lube

>> No.12160176

Why would anyone NOT capitulate when a recession is coming?

>> No.12160177

>>12160162
well they can only sell if SOMEONE BUYS IT AT THAT PRICE???

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>> No.12160178

>>12160151
ECO FASH ECO FASH
>>12160167
Your lack of empathy and humor is why you are the worst tripfag and no one likes you, fag

>> No.12160182

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12160183

>>12160175
rate kike has been priced in, but will be cancelled. we're going to the moon tomorrow

>> No.12160190
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>was up $350 this morning
>now -$80
All told, down $5,134 since October.

>> No.12160194

Why does everyone you come across that talks about P/E ratios get upset when you ask them simple questions about it?

>> No.12160199
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>>12160183
Its time to SHORT THE VIX
VXX PUT
SVXY
Straight to the underworld

>> No.12160204

>>12160194
Questions like what exactly?

>> No.12160206
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>new lows on the SPY
high five

>> No.12160211

>>12160178
Technological theocracy is the best outcome for humanity and you know it bitch

>> No.12160216
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>>12160106
>Cannot get a good job for the life of me
job market is kill due to low growth


>Guns are being taken away
in muricah
>Illegal aliens keep coming over
and more to come if not stop africa has hundred million seeking to move out

>The world keeps getting gayer and gayer as progressives try to push transgenderism

trans people have body dysphoria. physically speaking, brains of trans are more like the opposite sex of their biological body thus people must not judge. unlike gays some of trans are gay some straight.

>> No.12160227

>>12160206
FACT: Bears have no natural predators
FACT: Bears can live in any climate and thrive
FACT: Bears can kill any other animal in a fight
FACT: That includes killing your portfolio bullcucks.

>> No.12160235

i started investing this year buying QQQ and SPY every month, got $10k in this shit right now, if we go full recession and i get to buy cheapies for 18 months...i might retire in under a decade lmao

this is so great everything tanking as we get to buy, just buy the dips buy the recessions buy buy buy

>> No.12160237

Equities are no different than buying and selling baseball cards. They're vaguely related to things in the real world yet they don't actually do anything. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

>> No.12160242

where can one see non-delayed VIX price?

>> No.12160243

>>12160204
>Why does no major mutual fund use this method if it consistently outperforms the market?

>> No.12160244

>>12160155
your sacrifice will be remembered as if you were Aires's victim
(shes the murder wifu in picture)

>> No.12160247
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>> No.12160256

pro weed swing tip for the day: Buy Canopy if it goes to low-mid $38 (CAN) and put a stop loss at mid $37. Most likely you will snag it near bottom and get a fairly easy 10% return on the bounce even if it just returns to the same consolidation mode. Your risk on the trade is about 5%.

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At least it'll be priced-in for tomorrow's rate hike, right?

>> No.12160264

>>12160216
Trans people are disgusting if you've ever actually seen one that wasn't a very carefully dolled up trap.

>> No.12160275

Lmao why am I not surprised to see we’re down again

>> No.12160277

>>12160211
sir you should really consider pajeet technocracy

>> No.12160278

So if you're not selling now... what are you doing?

>> No.12160281
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>>12160211
The West has fallen
Death is my only God

>> No.12160282
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if you are healthy, its actually very painful for freeze to death
some people say its worse than burning to death
freeze victims are often found to do crazy things to find refuge from the pain

>>12160206
still .25c to go before new yearly low on SPY
what a time for be alive

>> No.12160293

>>12160237
owning equities gives you vote in the operations of powerful corporations and semi-stable source of income in the form of dividends
baseball cards are just like, tulips, ya know?

>> No.12160298

>>12160278
waiting for Friday, when my memefolio gets liquidated and I can become an hero.

>> No.12160301

>>12160277
Is that where you worship toilets and shit in the streets

>> No.12160304

>>12160243
Because most mutual funds don't beat the market, and are really just a scam designed to earn fees.

>> No.12160311

So when do we hit bottom? January?

>> No.12160313

>>12160262
>At least it'll be priced-in for tomorrow's rate hike, right?

The December hike, likely yes. However hawkish guidance from the Fed tomorrow is not priced in. If Powell says December hike + 3 more in 2019, we're nose diving for sure.

>> No.12160321

>>12160151
INTPLANT CIV.

How is this even up fro debate

>> No.12160326

>>12160304
This. It's literally a distraction for "muh safe" investor types. People who are brainlets and cant pick a stock.

>> No.12160327

>>12160243
Does it?
Don't they?

>> No.12160330

>>12160313
>If Powell says December hike + 3 more
no way he does that

>> No.12160335

>>12160301
>>12160277
>Be pajeet technocracy
>spy on the populace with advanced call centers
>scam various space colonizer retirees
>geothermally heated shitting streets
>AI robot rape squads
>social media designed to show bobs and vageen
>constant nuclear bombardment of Pakistan
wtf I love pajeet now

>> No.12160339

get fucked bulls

>> No.12160340

>>12160330
>no way he does that

Agreed. Just hypothetical. I think it's all about the 2019 projection right now, whatever it happens to be.

>> No.12160342

POWER HOUR LETS GO

>> No.12160344

>>12160330
He’ll do what he wants

>> No.12160345

>>12160304
They still have to compete for customers

>> No.12160348

>>12160339
Thank you! you too!

>> No.12160349
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>>12160282
before freezing to death people often feel immense warmth. this is often witnessed in places like mount everest where people dying in severe hypothermia start to undress at freezing temperatures. there was a miracle survivor who survived unconcious over the night in storm at the top mt everest(cleared as dead as they come) and at morning sun rise was found half undressed sitting on the cliff and saved

>> No.12160351

WE R UP PUMP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12160356

Which is the better investment, anticipating a boom in mobile entertainment caused by self driving cars, Nintendo or HTC?

>> No.12160361

>>12160311
Yes, januari 2020

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.12160373

>>12160092
CGA 5%

>> No.12160382

>>12160356
Suicide.
We're quickly moving into a world where even if you manage to make it rich the government and corporations will attempt to take away your earnings if you say something hateful like, "Trannies aren't real women."

>> No.12160386

>>12160362
it's not the floor, you don't have to scream

>> No.12160395

>>12160349
-_-
people undress because they feel like they are on fire

your reciting some childrens book farrytale

>> No.12160397

>>12160382
What if I'm smart enough only to voice my opinions on anonymous Ponzi enthusiast forums?

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>>12160118
>Stocks aren't savings
>You're not applying enough
>Good, fuck your cock compensators
>Doesn't affect you
>Nobody is forcing people to be transgender
>You're speaking out right now
>You're right, multiculturalism and the minorities protected by it will thrive well beyond your trash ideas
>Everyone who isn't a failure enjoys progress

Everything seems fine to me, m80.

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>>12160339
You're supposed to buy us dinner first before fucking us in the ass with red dildos.

>> No.12160408

>>12160092
Wow, that looks cold. I hope she'll be okay. Maybe this is just some kind of prank or temporary punishment, instead of her trying to kill her.

>> No.12160418

>>12160399
Please, God damnit, I can't hear you without that brown cock in your mouth. You're going to have to take it out or at least speak up.

>> No.12160424

>>12160242
Just type in [VIX] on your Bloomberg terminal.

>> No.12160425

>>12160293
based dutch tulips

>> No.12160430

>>12160125
-35%
6 digits

>> No.12160433

>>12160362
It's less catchy, but dividends are a much better friend if you take advantage of compounding interest through DRIP
Without DRIP I wouldn't bother collecting dividend friends

>> No.12160436

>>12160408
mwhaha nope
she's was turned into a popsickle

>> No.12160439

>>12160125
went from 4 to 3 digits

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>>12160118
>tw mixed race bisexual
>tfw portfolio is composed entirely of noncyclicals

the only issue I have with this is gun control

>> No.12160452

>>12160395
yes the feeling of warmth is body's last resort before death. the miracle story is true, lincoln hall wass the only over the night survivor, no oxygen or anything left for dead cause snow blindness and mountain madness :D

To shut down the loss of heat from the extremities, the body induces vasoconstriction, the reflexive contraction of blood vessels.

>Over time, however, the muscles necessary for inducing vasoconstriction become exhausted and fail, causing warm blood to rush from the core to the extremities. This results in a kind of "hot flash" that makes victims of severe hypothermia — who are already confused and disoriented — feel as though they're burning up, so they remove their clothes, researchers have concluded.

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WHY ARE YOU SELLING

>> No.12160458

>>12160399
I'ma self immolate to protest this shit, but because I'm too busy to do it my self I'll just pay some illegal 20 bucks to carry out the protest for me.

>> No.12160460

>>12160446
I wish I was lucky enough to be on a hitlist because of what my ancestors thousands of years ago "maybe" did.

>> No.12160462

>>12160454
but anon I'm not selling I've already sold

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>>12160125
all I care about is how far I am from my principal
my all time peak was +20% on September 20th

>> No.12160468

>>12160458
One act of immolation kicked off the entire Arab spring
You can make a change in the world, baggy!

>> No.12160476

>>12160125
about 10%, 7fig

>> No.12160484

>>12160468
Some gay climate change guy immolated himself in central park and most people didnt notice.

>> No.12160493
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SOUR HOUR

>> No.12160494

>>12160418
You're the one fantasizing about brown cocks senpai

>> No.12160504

>>12160494
>haha, I'm not the one worshipping brown dick, you are!
Yeah whatever.

>> No.12160518

Green close!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12160528

>>12160313
Just let it pop allready !!!
Tired of this Q4 shitting a bit every day !
Fuck this shit !!!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!;

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>>12160362
>>12160433
Example. I'm currently 22 and would like to have a good amount of dividend income by the time I turn 40 and stop being a complete wagie
SPYD pays slightly above 4% interest, which comes out to be 1% per quarter.
If you compound your principle by 1% and start with a meager 25 shares of SPYD, I'll end with 190 shares of SPYD when I turn 40.
It's even better if you buy things like NLY, IVR or MFA with a 10% yield per year.
10% yield per year is 2.5% per quarter on DRIP, you end up with a fuck ton after 17 year. Like, in the thousands, A FUCKING TON.
Compounding interest is the most powerful force in the universe

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>>12160545
How do I DRIP on robinhood?

>> No.12160572

Wats uup with the sudden pump

>> No.12160576
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>>12160568
You don't. Get a real broker

>> No.12160577

>>12160572
power hour

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*blocks your path*

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>>12160452
>feel as though they're burning up,
-_-;

>>12160576
TDameritard messed up order today
they no better than robinhood

>> No.12160596

>>12160572
>Wats uup with the sudden pump
what pump? were down bro

>> No.12160601

>>12160594
If you took the news serious everyday would be a market crash.

>> No.12160604

>Oil -7.36%

>> No.12160612

>>12160568
>One of the drawbacks to investing with Robinhood for the dividend investor is that they currently (as of Sept 2018) don’t offer automatic DRIP with their positions.
keke

>> No.12160614

>>12160594
*old man yells at cloud*

>> No.12160616

>>12160604
Oil just seems bad these days, supplies feel certain to outlive demand at this point

>> No.12160621

>>12160595
I don't care what broker I use as long as they offer DRIPies

>> No.12160629

seeing evidence of Golden Bulls in the area

>> No.12160630

>>12160596

looking at ixic

>> No.12160632
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>>12160612
Why do I need DRIP if I can just buy more stocks with my dividend cash

>> No.12160637

>>12160629
its just power hour we do this shit everyday

>> No.12160644
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12160644

WE ARE BACK

>> No.12160652

crude is crude

>> No.12160654
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>>12160621
>>12160632
its only real advantage is fractional shares
DRIP is actually a net loss compared.... you know what never mind <_<

>> No.12160669
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DOW UP! GREEN CLOSE CONFIRMED! NEXT BULLRUN STARTS NOW!

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PAMP THAT SHIT

>> No.12160678

>>12160669
Why do you people do this to yourselves?
Like fuck, I've done nothing but make money and that's JUST on short-selling index ETFs but you guys hold out for hope on... what exactly?

>> No.12160685

>>12160504
Look back at what was said and see who obsesses about non whites more.

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>>12160652
wti very interestingly touched at long term resistance line before start of decline, similar to what happened to eur/usd. not that i those are tradeable things but interesting nevertheless that so accurately you hit the multi decade lines. typical for oil is quick and strong downfalls and slow rise

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>>12160669
Holy wow its like a golden bull run in here

>> No.12160705

>>12160678
some of us are stuck in bullish trades we have lost tens of thousands on

>> No.12160706

>>12160654
I'm sick of your smug quasi-intellectual shit, RKG.
How is fractional shares a loss compared to doing it manually?

>> No.12160707

>>12160678
You buy low and sell high not the other way around.

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>>12160678
Dude, were at the absolute bottom that the market will ever go from here on out. You would be a fool to short at these levels, titanium support at $253, get dabbed on

>> No.12160718

>>12160678
because your strategy doesn't pay off in the long run

>> No.12160724

I just want to say, regardless of the results of Uncle Powell's meeting, it has been a pleasure meming with you fine folks. Except for the people whom know who they are, you guys can eat a dick.

>> No.12160725
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12160725

WE
ARE
BACK

>> No.12160726

>>12160707
>short high
>sell kinda low but not at the bottom
>have more money from your sells to buy at the bottom
>profit

>> No.12160730

>>12160399
>t. nigger

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>>12160706
there are many such studies, this ones free and easy for understooding
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4080626-dividend-reinvestment-plans-cost-loads?page=3

>> No.12160748

wats tmrw gonna be like

>> No.12160753
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>>12160748

GREEN AS FUCK

>> No.12160769

this volatility is ridiculous

>> No.12160778
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All I need are 50 more days like this consecutively to get back all the money I lost.

>> No.12160779

NO NO NO

>> No.12160785

CGA

>> No.12160792

>>12160748
Tomorrow is going to be a nail biter. It's like my entire life is going to culminate to one shit post by some hawkish faggot and what comes out of his mouth.

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>>12160748
depends on Jerome Powell, it's a binary event
says he will raise interest rates = red
says he won't raise interest rates = green

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>that last minute dump

>> No.12160812

>>12160798
What if he says that he wont raise rates and that triggers more volatility and downward movement.

>> No.12160814

>>12160798
fuck no
says he will raise rates then stop for a while = green
everything else = red

>> No.12160817

>$SPX +0.00%
>$SPY -0.09%
Spicy

>> No.12160818
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down another .13%, getting very sick of the market fucking up while I can’t look at my port.

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>> No.12160829

>>12160798
there is literally 0% chance of him not confirming a rate hike

>> No.12160830

>>12160738
This is kind of a "duh" common sense study. He chose stocks that were successful with 20/20 heinsight that were all equally successful, of course the highest yielding one compound the most.
That's an interesting simulation, but it would need to be done on a market wide scale for me to buy in, just a few stonks don't definitively prove anything to me
Generally speaking, if you are going to use individual stocks dividends to buy that specific stock, there is no reason not to use DRIP unless you are going to do something like this

>> No.12160833

>still waiting for things to go lower

>> No.12160838

>>12160151
Is the red plague art from scythe?

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>>12160818
down 0.07%
Im so sick of this Faggot market. Just one Green day, just one

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>>12160812
>He chose stocks that were successful

that biases the results in favor of DRIP, though
if he dripped into a stock that didn't do well, then he would just be losing more money

>> No.12160858

Bring back Jewish control of the fed, this goy is killing my portfolio

>> No.12160885

CGA to the moon!

>> No.12160891
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>>12160858
or just abolish the fed altogether

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12160903

General Mills earning tomorrow
Expecting a massive 20% pump on dog food earnings

>> No.12160906

>>12160854 meant for >>12160830

>> No.12160926

>>12160818
Up .3%.

>>12160798
My bet is that he'll do the rate hike on Wednesday and say they'll do two or less next year. Any more than that and I'll be selling my TIPS mutual fund sooner rather than later.

>> No.12160936

New /smg/ theme song fresh out of the studio!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

>> No.12160937

>>12160854
>>12160906
>he would just be losing more money
You could say this about any dividend producing stock, and this is not the case
DRIP would actually help reduce profit loss because it gives you shares you didn't previously have
If you are going to hold a stock, there is no reason not to use DRIP unless you are going to be directing that dividend somewhere else that you think is going to be more useful, or think you can actively manage it

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>>12160632
>>12160706
DRIP's are taxed differently than dividend profits (even profits that are used manually to buy more shares)

DRIP is tax free
Cash from a dividend is capital gains for the year that the dividend pays out

>> No.12160940

>>12160885
What's up with CGA? Market cap is a much much smaller than their the assets, and they don't have any large debts.

>> No.12160945

>>12160885
it's back up it was at 3% five min ago

>> No.12160950

>>12160926
Get the fuck out of this general.

>> No.12160962

>>12160950
'no'

>> No.12160971

>>12160939
And if you never sell you won't get taxed :^)

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>>12160818
Green, but still rough week
>But it's only Tuesday

Also, can Robinhood make their graphs any more wide and narrow? Y axis is basically useless at this point if you try to use their charts

>> No.12160999

>>12160818
+0.37%

Boeing did well.

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>>12160818
Literally up 0.00% SQQQ continues to rise, everything else falls.

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>the "bounce" after monday's crash was a flat day
>the absolute state of bulls right now

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>>12160264
How do I invest in dolled up traps?

>> No.12161059

>>12161021
>he fell for the golden bull meme

>> No.12161065

>>12161047
Becocme a pimp? u wont make it if i need to tell u the most basic level of this shit

>> No.12161077

>>12161021
B-but muh long term. HODL!

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>>12160211

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>>12161047
>dolled up

ULTA, if you're also willing to invest in dolled up roasties

>> No.12161141

>>12160125
-17%

I was up 10% this summer.

>> No.12161149

My broker has the option to pay out divvies in shares (DRIP?), but it says not all companies include this option and will still pay out in cash. Is this true?

>> No.12161150

>>12160798
If he doesnt raise the rates we're actually going to have a violent crash in 2019. We'll have a pretty bad red day tomorrow and things will start looking up again after New Years.

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AHHH FUTURES
SPY .10c FROM YEARLY LOWWWWWW

>>12160830
y-you shouldnt worry about it haha
was just being a jerk @_@
you doing good just investing

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>>12161150
the broader market admittedly isn't my area of expertise
i'm mostly just a novice biotech autist

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*AHEM*

Allow me to illustrate.

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12161232

>tfw bears are getting smug

this is how you know we're getting close to a bottom

>> No.12161249

Shit Uncle Powell just said we're getting 4 more rate hikes, pack it up boys, we're going into a greater depression. You better have some gold.

>> No.12161255

>>12161232
>say increasing nervous bull for 8th time this month

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>tfw bulls are still delusional
this is how you know we've got a long way to fall

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>>12161255
>implying I'm a bull

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>>12161264
-_-; youve been telling people to buy since 270

>> No.12161288

Dow is going back to the 7 thousand level. SPY is going to 10-1 reverse split to match the S&P price which will be at about 100 bucks.

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FUCK THIS TURD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12161286
I can't recall ever saying anything about the broader market, other than the SPXL bet I made yesterday/today

>> No.12161340

>>12161321
great earnings call my friend
a wise investment *shorts*

>> No.12161346

>he listens to tripniggers
why do you hate money?

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>>12161155

>> No.12161375

CGA moonshots soon, higherlows

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im red its all red scream with me help me let it out even my best boy ARMN is red AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12161416

>>12161375

HI BIG5GUY

I SEE YOU

>> No.12161430

>>12161416
haha wut? got a personality chart on me?

>> No.12161465

Everything every day gets worse, and anyone that tells you it doesn't is trying to sell you something.

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>>12161430

“Higherlows” gave you away

>> No.12161478

>>12161324
you were all smug, telling people that they are stupid if they were worrying, and not to sell, and to long term hodl

>>12161369
*sweaty snaek. gif*
that orificely makes you bull

>> No.12161484

>>12161477
whatever man

>> No.12161505

>>12161465
Nah. I'm up a whole 25 (twenty five) bips today.

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.

>> No.12161522

>>12161478
>long term hodl

that doesn't make me a bull, it just makes me patient

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>>12161512
Fuck you, bobo.

>> No.12161538

Doe anyone have any advice or first hand experience trading crude oil futures, that they would be willing to share? Any good links for information?

>> No.12161539

CGA -> 4% up

>> No.12161564

I started buying monthly in August and am currently down 16% from my principal, this is bad news

but as i get to cost average down this shit will be retirement EZ in 2030 lets go

>> No.12161569

>>12161149
>My broker has the option to pay out divvies in shares (DRIP?), but it says not all companies include this option and will still pay out in cash. Is this true?

Yes. They're still paid out in cash but the cash is autonatically used to market buy as many shares as your div payment can purchase. Some stocks with a div are not DRIP eligible. It will say in the information about market cap, EPS, etc whether it's eligible or no.

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Imagine holding (((Goldman))) the last five years

>> No.12161579

>>12160939
>DRIP is tax free
wrong

>> No.12161580

>>12161569
Do I pay my fee then?

>> No.12161605

>>12161522
It makes you stupid. Reminder that unrealized gains are losses.

>> No.12161611

How much have you guys lost so far?

>> No.12161615

>>12160818
Very well. All my dude weed trades were profitable today. I'm about 40% cash right now with some low balls in place if there is fortuitous panic gap down tomorrow morning. US dude weed is very close to full bullish reversal. Many attempts from various tickers to break out but were smushed under bearish market pressure. Now they're decoupling from index correlation somewhat.

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12161635

Where my fellow MU bagholders?

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12161668

The SPY just made a new low AH. Line up, bulls. I've got "cheapies" for each and every one of you.

>> No.12161685

>>12161605
>Reminder that unrealized gains are losses

that is fucking idiotic
how can you even function in life

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What's your max P/E buy?

>> No.12161697
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>>12161611

more than you can afford, pal

>> No.12161731

>>12161689
The very very very highest is 17, 15 and below is better

>> No.12161760

>>12161731
When do you dump them? When they hit 20 due to price increases?

>> No.12161763

I'm afraid that if I go to sleep when I wake up the market's going to be down. So if I just get high on cocaine and get no sleep, the market won't go down.

>> No.12161768

>>12161605
>>12161685
Some losses are more equal than others.

>> No.12161769

>>12161760
>selling
>ever
No, I'm there for their dividends. Unless they cut their dividend or fuck up like GE it's no

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>>12161689
>>12161731
>FA

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>>12161697
Smoke him.

>> No.12161807

Holy fuck this market is ugly

>> No.12161819

>>12161785
What does this post mean?

>> No.12161823
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welcome to /smg/

>> No.12161827

>>12160362
Yes, my Div cow CTL is one example; fat 0.54 each quarter for total of $2.16 per share. Cheap now at under $20 per. Revenue reports are golden; plenty of money to pay debt, payout that div, and fund other company projects with no problems. I have enough shares so that via Drip I add 2 whole shares a year + partial 3rd.

T and Dis are other good ones. (0.50 and 0.88)

>> No.12161862

>>12161321
Mid twenties by eoy. I've been saying this for a while now

>> No.12161872

>>12161731
so you just use tradingview screener to buy stuff with say a reasonable mcap like 50bil, and a PE ratio under 15, then never sell because they mostly all provide divvys? seems easy bro

>> No.12161873

>>12161823
alright where the fuck did this meme image originate from?
I've been seeing it spammed for a few weeks now but I've never seen the source image/thread

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>>12161873
>he doesn't know

>> No.12161883

>>12161522
Bullnial

>> No.12161891

>>12161827
>dividend per share: 2.16
>EPS next year: 1.26
>150% debt to equity
That's going to be a big YIKES from me dog

>> No.12161894

>>12160190
I feel u

>> No.12161896

I almost pulled the trigger on long 4x leverage on a stock today that got absolutely fucking justed with a 7% decline. Jesus fucking christ.

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>>12161873
>>/biz/thread/S12055380

>> No.12161902

>>12161872
WRONG.
Shut up and don't ask tripfags for advice, they are always wrong

>> No.12161903

>>12161873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB86QT9bRq0

>> No.12161906

>>12161827
>>12161891
IRM niggers

>> No.12161908

When is the stock bear market over? Especially in tech.

>> No.12161910 [DELETED] 

>>12161873

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N891XEzi0cE

>> No.12161918

>>12160433
Explain to a brainlet like me what DRIP is pls

>> No.12161926

>>12161879
genuinely don't, it started in my last week of uni when I was barely on here.
>>12161899
>>12161903
>>12161910
lmao jesus
fucking texas roadhouse, glad I don't go there because their food is shit.

>> No.12161930

>>12161918
dividends are automatically used to buy more of that companies shares, fractions of them

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>>12161903
>>12161910
this are as bad as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>> No.12161941

>>12161908
February 17 I hear.

>> No.12161944

>>12161910
>>12161935
ok any one got a final solution for the american situation

>> No.12161952

>>12161906
IRM has bad div coverage, no thank you

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>>12161952
it's #1 on
https://www.simplysafedividends.com/intelligent-income/posts/3-high-yield-dividend-stocks-july-2018

above BEP and EPD

explain

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12162043

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.12162054

>>12162043
Based fed reserve chad

>> No.12162073

>>12161896
what stock? ppl?

>> No.12162079

>>12162043
heres my number baby, margin call me maybe ;)

>> No.12162080

>>12162073
there are no 4x etfs

>> No.12162099

>>12162080
maybe he bought on margin then? he didnt say it was an etf

>> No.12162114

>>12162099
oops i misread, you're right

>> No.12162151

>>12162000
It pays out $2.44 per share in dividend but it's earnings per share next year is only $1.19
In what world is that sustainable?
They are already over triple leveraged in debt, do you really expect them to take out even more loans to cover their slut investors dividend?
>>12162043
SAVED

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Bitcoin just made another 4.6% daily gain!!1

>> No.12162221

>>12161538
Oil price .com
Also a good idea of the local relations (tribes of mudmonkeys) and their interactions with the Jewish hive cluster... check daily. Every Wednesday the iea releases a crude stocks report, ignore it and get bogged

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>>12162151
I dunno nigga this guy sounds smart
how about CPTA?
Dividend Yield: 12.7%

>> No.12162249

what are good oil/gas stocks to buy at a discount due to crude oil getting walloped? looking for good solid div companies that just look poor atm because of approx $45 for a barrel

>> No.12162255

>>12162241
>buying a company that's under a billion dollars in marketcap
M I S S
M E
W I T H
T H I S
G A Y
S H I T

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>>12162219
NOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING OUT ON THIS GREAT LONG TERM PRICE ACTION

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>>12162255
>being that conservative
what a big bigly coward

>> No.12162267

Remove foul language and refrain from anti semitism in future OPs. Final warning. Thanks -blue board

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>>12162255

>> No.12162279

>>12162266
>being this retarded
Other than knowing it's dividend yield, do you know anything else about this company?

>> No.12162325

>>12161872
nah. PE ratio can change quickly. for example PE ratio of an oil company can go from 4 p/e to 200 p/e or even loss over a few months due to an oil price downturn.

There needs to be reasonable expectations that earnings will continue into the future, and those expectations need to be likely to be shared by others soon (if the market is delusional, it's doesn't matter if they're wrong and you're right. you still get justed, at least short to mid term).

imo 15 p/e isn't that high. remember that index funds give like 8-11% yields a year. that's more more earnings than 15 times price / yield

>> No.12162365

>>12162325
PE only kind of work when compared in the same sector. The same can be said of any single indicators. Part of the FA is to understand which indicators are the most useful/best for comparing companies in each industry.

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I want a refund.

>> No.12162473

>>12161891
Heh, I think I may be on to something with CTL long term (profit). Just like with AMRN and NVAX

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4228913-centurylinks-huge-yield-spells-opportunity-income-investors

>> No.12162534

>>12162473
Yikes

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>>12162394
>I want a refund.

>> No.12162676

>>12160125
47%, 6 figures. Feeling pretty retarded right now.

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futures giving the dumbers nice room for dumping today

>> No.12163148

Fuck gook moot

>> No.12163251
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12163251

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.12163265

Euro markets nice and green.

>> No.12163283

>>12163251
>I am Chair
High attitude for a furniture that everyone farts on

>> No.12163312
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>>12163265
god can the euro pls break 1.15 already

>> No.12163359

Oh hey we're back. Goddamnit Hiro.

>> No.12163559
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new fed rape hike specially edition! Aires am officially waifu of the slaughter market times


>>12163543

>> No.12164380

When do we get Rate Hike or Not news

how many hours