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>usually first into the office
>walk in to find angry CEO already waiting at my cube
>he asks "is there any reason why the reports didn't go out this morning!?!"
>look at him confused because there's nothing on the schedule
>show him the schedule that he approved with nothing for today
>he asks why nothing is scheduled
>explain it's because he decided to hold our activities until after the holidays
>just says "hm hm, ok" and storms away even more angry

I HATE MY WAGIE JOB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12157118

>>12157105
Delete this. He's probably on /biz/ right now posting some BS about you. If he sees this, he'll know it was you.

>> No.12157132

>>12157105
Kevin, you're fired.

>> No.12157142
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>>12157118
PLEASE FIRE ME.
PUT ME OUT OF THIS MISERY.

>> No.12157144
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>>12157105
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157147

>>12157105
that's what you fucking get for trying you dumb faggot

>> No.12157160
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>>12157105
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157172
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>>12157105
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157189
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>> No.12157190

>>12157172
>meme science
shut up you fucking redditor

>> No.12157202
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>>12157190
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157214

schwuchtel thread

>> No.12157215

>>12157202
seething wagie

>> No.12157223
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12157223

I only met /FRESCO/ yesterday and I'm already in love with him:

>Look at how profound this shit is; he's loaded with caffeine to combat his retarded 10-hour schedule, bright hot red due to extreme stress and he's struggling to hold it back, but he does it with a smile.

His life is a struggle; his life is our struggle. I want more, desu. I want to see him successful after all of the bullshit.

>> No.12157229

>>12157223
>"ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157250

>>12157229
Yeah, that's pretty much what I said.

Good job!

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>>12157105
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

>> No.12157287
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12157287

>actually bothering to change ip's to not look like samefag

>> No.12157294

>>12157105
you came out ok there buddy
as long as you have your bases covered, it's all good

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>>12157274
>>12157172
>>12157160
>>12157144

WEE WOO WEE WOO CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT

WARNING: THE CIA AND LABOR SECRETARY ARE PUSHING TO HAVE FRESCO LABELED A "FORCED MEME" AS A PSYOPS CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT FRESCO FROM LEADING TO MASS WORKER STRIKING AND STOCK MARKET CRASH WHEN MILLIONS OF WAGEKEKS REFUSE TO WORK AND BECOME NEETS

>> No.12157302

>>12157274
>forced meme

I didn't know there was another kind

>> No.12157305

>>12157287
>omg there cant be this many people who think fresco is forced, must be a samefag

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>>12157305
>WEE WOO WEE WOO CIA ALERT
>CIA ALERT
>CIA ALERT
>WARNING: THE CIA AND LABOR SECRETARY ARE PUSHING TO HAVE FRESCO LABELED A "FORCED MEME" AS A PSYOPS CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT FRESCO FROM LEADING TO MASS WORKER STRIKING AND STOCK MARKET CRASH WHEN MILLIONS OF WAGEKEKS REFUSE TO WORK AND BECOME NEETS

>> No.12157321

>>12157287
COPE

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>>12157321

WEE WOO WEE WOO CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT

WARNING: THE CIA AND LABOR SECRETARY ARE PUSHING TO HAVE FRESCO LABELED A "FORCED MEME" AS A PSYOPS CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT FRESCO FROM LEADING TO MASS WORKER STRIKING AND STOCK MARKET CRASH WHEN MILLIONS OF WAGEKEKS REFUSE TO WORK AND BECOME NEETS

>> No.12157352

>>12157329
Its called trolling you stupid fuck

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>>12157352

WEE WOO WEE WOO CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT

WARNING: THE CIA AND LABOR SECRETARY ARE PUSHING TO HAVE FRESCO LABELED A "FORCED MEME" AS A PSYOPS CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT FRESCO FROM LEADING TO MASS WORKER STRIKING AND STOCK MARKET CRASH WHEN MILLIONS OF WAGEKEKS REFUSE TO WORK AND BECOME NEETS

>> No.12157366

That said, if this is true, you should realize he's probably feeling very embarrassed (but because he has low emotional development he can only show anger). You can leverage this by showing understanding for his embarrassment, and giving him a "safe space" to vent his emotions, which will increase his trust in you.

>> No.12157368

Fresco is fucking gay

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>>12157368
WEE WOO WEE WOO CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT
CIA ALERT

WARNING: THE CIA AND LABOR SECRETARY ARE PUSHING TO HAVE FRESCO LABELED A "FORCED MEME" AS A PSYOPS CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT FRESCO FROM LEADING TO MASS WORKER STRIKING AND STOCK MARKET CRASH WHEN MILLIONS OF WAGEKEKS REFUSE TO WORK AND BECOME NEETS