ITT; Wagecuck jobs that are actually pretty good/enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.12155517]

I'll start: barista.

>Operating coffee machines can be fun.
>Pouring coffees and making latte art is pretty satisfying.
>Get to interact with tonnes of cute grills.
>Become familiar with a lot of locals, many of whom are potential network connections.
>Customer service skills which are good on a resume.
>It's not an embarrassing job. Everyone says it's a cool job and asks me a lot of questions about coffee.

[Anonymous No.12155546]

>>12155517
i worked at dunkin donuts when i was a teenager. it was fun. baskin robbins can eat a dick tho

[Anonymous No.12155568]

Just take your normie shit back to facebook

[Anonymous No.12155662]

>>12155517
>I'll start: barista
Fucking KEK hahahahaha wow.
Thanks for the good laugh op.

[Anonymous No.12155664]

>>12155517
Ok i'll bite. Slave:
>Coolin with your boys every day
>Get to make funny, spontaneous, inaudible screeches whenever your physically disciplined infront of your bros to make them laugh
>On the job til death, either physical exhaustion or other natural means such as fast food diet, stress from constant phone calls, unrealistic deadlines
>All your waking hour memories are with your workmates (at my workplace we are forced to refer to eachother as best-friends to reinforce team mentality)
>You get to go to dream every night about what you would do with your best friends the next day (which is what you already did today!)

I could go on but the bell is about to go and I haven't finished eating my meat pie!!

[Anonymous No.12155774]

>>12155517
I worked in a cinema as a teenager
The money and time spent there couldnt have been more cucked but I loved getting high at work with friends.

I dont think its possible to wagie at 17/18, its the only time in your life youre supposed to be that worthless.

[Anonymous No.12155791]

>>12155517
janitor

[Anonymous No.12155810]

>>12155568
>Just take your normie shit back to facebook
based and backtoredditpilled

[Anonymous No.12156620]

>>12155517
The smell of coffee gives me the dry heaves.

[Anonymous No.12156631]

>>12155662
Being a coffee cuck actually is pretty cool. You can learn how to make and roast coffee (assuming you don't work at some shit shop like Dunkin or Starbucks), then one day open your own coffee spot.

[Anonymous No.12156637]

Worked at Chick fil a for a few years. Had one coworker constantly try to proselytize to me as an atheist but that didn't bother me. Got free food all the time, coworkers and boss were nice, pay was better than other fast food.

[Anonymous No.12156641]

>>12156637
Chick fil a is way too busy. That place would be a nightmare. I worked at Red Lobster from 18-19. Ten years later and I still can't eat sea food.

[Anonymous No.12156670]

Any drivers here?
courier drivers?
bus drivers?
uber drivers?
food delivery drivers?
dealing with traffic, no parking to do the delivery, watching for officers so you dnt get a fine while parking on a ilegal spot. dealing with angry customers, getting abused by pedestrian. getting abused by other drivers.
getting diahrrea while on traffic. dirty petrol station toilets. dealing with low IQ coworkers.
car breaking down. speed cameras. taxes. losing points on the licence. etc. etc.
how drivers deal with this?

[Anonymous No.12156675]

>>12155517
im doing time work since 2 years and im getting 16€ and night/overtime gets paid too. Its not as bad as all people think the people in my Factory are pretty chill we smoke weed most of the break and make jokes all the time its always the same shit but hey money

[Anonymous No.12156685]

>>12156631
>tfw no small coffee shop with some anon frens and a couple qt girls we all sperg over

[Anonymous No.12156690]

X-ray tech. Hot roasties with good jobs and wet pussies everywhere in the hospital. All of them crazy and willing to fuck.

[Anonymous No.12156722]

>>12155517
9/10 new cope posting meta

[Anonymous No.12156731]

>>12156670
I'm a delivery driver for eats, it's easy, you just do the same things you do as a regular driver (obey traffic laws, do diarrhea at home, etc).

It's not too bad anon you should try it.

[Anonymous No.12156739]

>>12156731
UberEats is only Pakis, Pajeets and Chinks

[Anonymous No.12156744]

>>12156620
yikes

[Anonymous No.12156760]

>>12156670
I can't stop thinking about your post. You have so many irrelevant questions... Police, diarrhea, losing points on your license, what the fuck man? You get in your car and you drive like a normal human being when doing deliveries. You don't have to worry about losing points because you're going to drive normally. Police? What the fuck are you going to be doing to attract police attention? Just drive the fucking car. See a stop sign? Shit dawg that means stop. Holy fuck 30mph? That means 30mph. See? Easy and no points.

Also, aggression from other drivers? A lot of people don't seem to realize this but when you're driving, you look at the road. You don't look at people or other cars to see who's driving. You mind your own business and pay attention to the road.

Just be normal and you'll be fine. Delivery drivers get great tips.

[Anonymous No.12156775]

>>12155517

>It's not an embarrassing job. Everyone says it's a cool job and asks me a lot of questions about coffee.

[Anonymous No.12157005]

I worked at an applebees for 2 months and had a lot of fun. Got some dates too.
I only worked there for two months because the pay was fucking shit and couldn't pay my bills.
Was a fun and really easy job. Servers don't deserve $15/hr.

[Anonymous No.12157041]

>>12156760
It's called defensive driving anon. I live in Florida and that shit has saved my life.
There's so many faggots that you have to watch out for on the road. I tend to prefer getting away from (i.e. speeding past) retarded ass motherfuckers before they have a chance to fuck-up in front or beside me. I also had a semi just start changing lanes into my lane (when driving on the interstate) while I was only half-way past them. You gotta pay attention in some places or you get fucked up

[Anonymous No.12157086]

>>12157041
Stop speeding you're going to fucking kill someone with your impatience.

[Anonymous No.12157093]

>>12157086
It's the exact opposite anon. The number of accidents I've avoided by speeding out of the way of troubled drivers is probably in the triple digits by now.
If you suck at driving or have a shitty car, then yeah don't speed.

[Anonymous No.12157099]

>>12155791
>janitor
>wage
Good one

[Anonymous No.12157150]

My first real job in the city was a paralegal, which I still miss honestly.
>soft 9-5
>most days completely mellow and laid back
>rarely interrupted with requests or assignments from counsel
>could show up in the morning, drop stuff off at desk, sign into computer, disappear for 4 hours (go to gym, take a nap at home, etc.)
>return to work ("I was dropping off some docs for other counsel")

[Anonymous No.12157167]

>>12155517
Being a nightshift security guard in the city was easy. I was assigned to give breaks and most people didn’t even want them so I had like 5 out of 8 hours to myself to do whatever the fuck I wanted.

[Anonymous No.12157182]

>>12157150
How'd you get that? I want to be a paralegal as it's basically one of the best stepping stones to getting a job as a lawyer when you graduate law school.

Skills? Experiences? ECs?

[Anonymous No.12157209]

McDonalds

>get a free meal every day
>get to meet QTs in the drive thru
>come home smelling delicious
>all of my nieces and nephews want to visit me at work effectively making me the cool uncle
>learn to cook for free
Hope I work here forever desu

[Anonymous No.12157238]

>>12157209
>The cool uncle

That sounds more depressing than you think dude.

[Anonymous No.12157239]

>>12157182
I applied online for a very low pay contract position through a headhunter staffing company. If you have no experience and your resume is pretty weak like most fresh grads are, I probably recommend doing the same, and using that as a launchpad to a more perm position as a direct hire. it sucks at first but you need to bite the bullet and accept the fact you have no experience and they're likely going to have to train you for 6+ months.

[Anonymous No.12157353]

>>12157239
Similar boat but because I've been canned from prevoius jobs so employers are understandably cautious.
8 years experience in IT, got a phone interview with... "Nilesh" for a "level 1.5 helpdesk" that only pays 14/hr. Not excited, but it'll barely pay bills.
Luckily I have an in-person interview for a Network Engineer job that I'm qualified for today as well. Going to go fucking crush that interview.

[Anonymous No.12157359]

Why not learn how to grind low tier poker tables?

Pretty much get to play card games whenever you want for some cash

If you have the discipline to study hand ranges (no more difficult than a freshman stem course)

Could be a cool hobby to pick up on the side.
I used to grind at the local casino for extra weed money after my shift from Uber eats

[Anonymous No.12157414]

>>12157359
I was making solid cash playing double or nothing 9 person tournaments online until they shut the website down that I was using. Fucking America is so free that I can’t even play online poker baka.

[Anonymous No.12157476]

>>12155517
Beating people up for money is not a bad job.

[Anonymous No.12157487]

>>12157150
>leave for hours at a time
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.12157517]

>>12157353
Get it anon. 8 years exp is awesome, should put you in the wheelhouse for senior management role/comp. I'm not in the wageslaving world anymore, but I've learned that when you get an interview and on paper are well qualified (years of relevant work experience), they most likely want to 1) verify you're telling the truth on your resume, and 2) meet you in person to see if they'd like working with you as a person.

[Anonymous No.12157570]

>>12157517
It's working in my favor as of right now. Apparently since it's the holidays they're trying to crunch in projects and are having mild trouble finding someone.
It's only entry-level as well.
Called me yesterday and had an interview set up for today. Hoping this process moves pretty fast. They're just an MSP so I doubt the company has a big HR department to go through multiple hoops of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12157575]

>>12157487
Man I don't even remember how many apartment viewings I had while on the clock.

[Anonymous No.12157614]

>>12155517
>>12156631
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS LEVEL OF COPE THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BARISTA WAGIES

[Anonymous No.12157641]

>>12157359
live 1/2 is a great way to make some part time income.

[Anonymous No.12157698]

>>12157359
>>12157359
is this the same for online poker/multitabling?
i genuinely want to make money doing this (a livable amount, if possible?) although im not the best poker player right now

[Anonymous No.12157837]

>>12155517
>Get to interact with tonnes of cute grills.

>"Ugh let's go to the other starbucks next time Stacy, that weird coffee maker guy keeps staring at me creepily when I order"

[Anonymous No.12157983]

>>12157182
>I want to be a paralegal as it's basically one of the best stepping stones to getting a job as a lawyer
Wrong. Dumbest comment of the day. Unless your going to try being a solo and die on the street begging being trained as a paralegal will not benefit you at all, in fact in most employment interviews it will count against you because paralegal and lawyers don't do the same kind of work. If you're in law school you should be volunteering your time as a law student. If you're undergrad you should study something outside law like Bio, tech or engineering because it will enhance your chances to be hired. Lawyers who know shit OTHER than the law are in high demand. Nobody needs another retarded english major.