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Reminder that Bitcoin is literally alien money.

>> No.12151161
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>>12151122
This isin't the first time I've heard this. Care to give me a run down on how this one came to be? Bump for exposure.

>> No.12151179

>>12151122
its not money at all, since nobody is using it to buy stuff

>> No.12151186

Will the Vishnu finally break out?

>> No.12151188

>>12151122
Checked so it must be true, how I dob’t know

>> No.12151192
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>>12151161
the brain power required to solve the problems that were required for bitcoin to work was that of alien IQ

>> No.12151194

>>12151161
The theory goes that Bitcoin and PoW-based cryptocurrencies were designed by an entity interested in eventually plunging the world deep into a global warming / geopolitical crisis due to the exponentially increasing energy costs of mining.

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>>12151122
No, that would be gold pressed latinum. Stupid monkeys.

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>>12151161
⊑⟟⋏⟟⋏ ⟟ ⋏ ⟒ ⊟ ⟒⊬

>> No.12151249

>>12151122
holy shit op how didnt i see that befor

>> No.12151250

>>12151192
Stop shitting on humanity's cerebral potential. You're projecting your own insecurities

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>>12151213
⟒ ⊑⟒ ⋔⟒ ⟟ ⊑⟒⊬ ⊑⟒ ⟟⟒⟒ ⟟

>> No.12151483

>money
BTC is a distributed ledger that operates too slowly for anyone to use it as a currency.

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>>12151483
>⊑⟒ ⟒⋏' ⋏

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>>12151161
>be ayy lmao in very advanced spaceship
>zip around and see planet with humans living on it
>give them the Blockchain technology and Bitcoin
>Bitcoin gives incentive to produce more energy
>ayy lmaos get back into spaceship
>time in spaceship is slow while here on earth its fast when they travel at ultra hgih speed
>ayys travel for some time and then get back to earth
>humans are now a very advanced species and the energy output of the planet is very decent
>ayy lmaos contact humans and offer them trade
>BTC/⟒⊬ ⊑⟒ ⟟ trading on all exchanges
>ayy lmaos hold the keys to the satoshi wallets and can dump on everyone and effectively hold control over the entire planet and its economy

>> No.12151624

>>12151567
⟒

>> No.12151664
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>>12151250
If humanity had any brains Bitcoin marketcap would be $trillions already

>> No.12151707

>>12151122
can confirm i've been visited.

>> No.12151845

Aliens?

Or.

AIiens

?

>> No.12151980

>>12151707
Can confirm, that was me. Have your anal fissures healed yet?

>> No.12152010

>>12151980
i wasn't probed you dummy if that was you, you would realize you visited me due to my work with quantum vacuum flux.

>> No.12152026

>>12152010
>I wasn’t probed
Whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night. Me and half a dozen of my crew absolutely went to town.

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>>12151250
What if I told you humanity is a battleground for alien DNA experimentation.

>> No.12153102

>>12152708
>What if I told you humanity is a battleground for alien DNA experimentation.

sounds like a good script for prometheus 3. also, i really would love to find out that the origins of humanity are that crazy. directed panspermia is a really cool idea

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aliens don't have money you fucking revisionist