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12150156 No.12150156 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw this morning's pump was just a pump by whales so they could exit their shitcoins and accumulate more cheap SV

>> No.12150162

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>> No.12150173

yfw deluded retard newfag

>> No.12150184

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>> No.12150187
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ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>> No.12150212

>>12150187
>Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj
i fucking love this maymay

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>>12150156
DO THE SUBMIT SIRS!

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The brown pill you all don't wanna hear about BSV: it's artificially kept inflated in price by Coingeek being the only miners (they mine at a loss to drive away all other miners) and never selling any of their mined coins. Imagine how much the price will drop once BSV will have as much new supply as BCH.

>> No.12151453

>>12150187
kekd